weird things that you do that you think no one else does
i'll go first
>will only urinate into sinks
>drink 5-6 gallons of water a week
bumping
>>680675953
I do that. Often. Especially when drunk. It's just the right height for me
>>680675953
>will only urinate in sinks
welcome to the club, we are legion
missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation
>Bite the skin off the inside of my cheeks/lips
>Bite the skin off the edges of my fingernails
>>680676835
i do the cheek thing
>>680676426
glad I'm not alone anon, saves water also
>>680676835
I do both of it.
I regularly eat the contents of my acne
I tell myself it's my delicacy, which it is
>>680676426
>will only urinate in plastic bottles near my bed
Get on my level
>>680675953
That's pretty healthy. The water thing, not the sink thing
>>680676835
I do both of these too
Also
>When I'm going up stairs match left/rigt foot with the person ahead of me
>Sleep with fan on, socks off and feet uncovered, even in the winter
>>680677550
>cold feet are directly linked to poor sleep and difficulties getting to sleep
>>680677371
back to r9k with you
>>680677996
It's the only way I can fall asleep though. I also have to sleep spread out like a swastika. My sleeping patterns are pretty weird I guess
>>680675953
>>will only urinate into sinks
I do this - Toilets should have a long urinal pipe going up from the bowl right up to cock height to piss into.
My weird thing is sometimes I'll drive onto the motorway and choose a car and follow it wherever it's going - regardless of distance.
Obviously I only do this when I'm not in work that day and have a full tank of petrol. It's more to take me somewhere I don't know about or had no plan on going and sometimes they clock me and will go round a roundabout 3 times or take obvious detours going back on themselves to check I'm actually following.
>>680677541
Did this all through my teens. Every so often I'd have to plan a piss dump.
I regularly sit down to pee at home, particularly in the mornings .I'm a guy
>>680678430
anyone ever noticed you or started acting out on the fact you are following them?
>>680679138
>cannot read
>>680675953
I thought I was alone in this....I have done it in our work sink for over 7 years..
Itch my arse crack and smell my fingers.
Bite the inside of my mouth.
Act like a weirdo in front of the mirror when I'm alone.
>>680678566
>piss dump
It's a drag, right? Especially if you have to empty each bottle and crush it so you don't fill a fucking dumpster. Piss ain't so pleasant after it's been bottled for a couple weeks.
>that smell...
>>680676835
Hello me
All my life, I like the texture of cheek meat
I sometimes hump things instead of masturbating cause it sometimes feels better (stuffed animals, cushions etc)
>>680679138
Yes - Like I posted. Going around roundabouts 3 times or doubling back on their route or exiting at a junction and then rejoining the motorway.
I'll usually pick another car to follow at this point as I don't want to freak someone out or get in trouble. It's genuinely just to go on a mystery tour.
>>680679664
I used to take 2 or 3 out in a carrier bag and then just drop them in a bin or anywhere.
I once jerked off into a pair of my mums panties (horny teen trying out shit) and dumped them on a bit of disused land. A body got found nearby 3 weeks later and I still wonder if they were found and my DNA is on record somewhere.
fap to Jennifer Lawrence
Dude here, always sit piss too
i shit standing up
I sometimes photoshop my sister's face into boy CP then beat my dick like it owes me money
>>680675953
Pee in kitchen and bathroom sink (even though toilet is right there), girlfriend knows, doesn't care, life is good
Have never allowed a toilet seat to touch my glorious aryan rectum
>>680681568
If you think your rectum is supposed to touch the seat then whoever potty trained you did it wrong.
>>680681776
Was gonna comment this. What a fucking tard
>>680676483
Sick fuck
>>680675953
i too enjoy the very EXTREMELY rare urinate into a sink.
makes me feel like im asserting my dominance.
amount of water depends on if i can afford it that week im twice as big as everyone else and the governments trying to poison us through public systems: F A I L U R E
>>680676835
Holy fuck! I finally do not feel so alone. I like how when I chew on the skin from my cheek, it kind of makes my teeth stick together. Tf
>>680676186
Who's this?
>>680682163
full blown, eh?
>>680682364
immigrant
I smell my dick
>>680682467
i bet you a million million half sheckel kekles that it doesnt smell anywhere near as good as mine like limits 0 type stuff
I don't do it often, but occasionally I will wait to masturbate until I feel like my bladder is going to explode. For some reason the climax is like 50X better. I also will not do anything else until I pee after cumming.
>>680679537
You're me, weirdo.
>>680682216
This
>>680682587
It's the same thing how people don't mind their own farts and might even like then. You're just used to your own so you like it best
>>680675953
eat my noseshit while calling it either "APPETIZER" or "PRETZEL"
>>680678574
I bet all of your sisters are sjw feminazi lard ass golems
>>680675953
Scratch the dead skin of my feet when I'm in the bath
Pick my nose, lick it all around, but not eat it, put it on my hand for a bit, save it for later until it hardens up a bit, not to a booger standard, but just enough, then I lick it off the back of my hand and spit it across the room or into the sink
Pee in the sonk
Eat a whole pizza
I squeeze my nits alittle when I'm going for a full blown yawn/stretch.
>>680683066
Nuts ffs
>>680681281
in the end, does it return some cash ?
>>680679537
Yeah I do that too, hahaha
>>680682998
No I'm just a fat lazy fuck
>>680682769
depends on diet but my dick smell is like a musk id bottle it and sell it as pheremones
>>680676835
i do that also but i try not to sometimes. the damage to my teeth made me stop biting my nails. i never even knew it could hurth my teeth until i looked in the mirror and saw they had been damaged
>>680675953
>weird things that you do that you think no one else does
have sex with my wife.
turns out, i'm not the only one.
the feels, man.
>>680683266
My point was that other people won't like it as much as you do
>>680677541
I've done this. Not anymore tho
>>680677541
couldnt get rid of some green lichen on my yard with whatever i spray on them. so i start pissing on them. they cant stand it and wither normaly in 2 days!
>yard smells like a ponyfarm...
get on my level
>>680683579
nah man if uve ever had another girls asshole in ur mouth ( i only date top shelf im talking 99.999 percentile) u can differentiate this stuff. hers was good but my shit dont stank .
>>680683266
people do like the smell of their own penis, its normal but disgusting. i still remember when i was small and saw a man grab inside his swimming pants and then smell his fingers.
>>680678430
if you do this in the US, you might get shot
>>680683453
Kek'd
>>680682664
I've pumped one out on a full bladder. I always regret it cause I can't pee afterwards. Gonna try this now though
>>680680971
Dude, that's just fucked.
How can anyone do something like that.
I collect baseball cards and organize them by player name
i sniff my sister's panties and masturbate to her. i dont wanna fuck her or be with her. but i think she's hot and like cumming to her. i have the strongest orgasms to her too.
pic related
>>680683761
Take one look at your self, less then 5 generations ago kings would marry their 4 year old "neices" (reality their daughters), the king would have a personal ass wipe that would monitor sniff taste and suck clean shit from his ass to see if he had needed/required any dietry adjustments/problems inc etc.
I always smell & look at my shit and make adjustments accordingly. Dicks a part of that. Theres a difference between stale sweat and You (& Her).
>>680683163
kek senpai
>>680683453
pics and stories please?
>>680684023
Post her panties
>takecareofwaifu.jpg
>>680682664
Strange. Usually if I jack it with a full bladder it makes everything worse and seems to prevent my dick from getting fully hard.
I shower nude.
>>680679664
i've got about 6 big jugs of pee right now
i put it on my garden. it's full of vitamins and minerals.
>be me
>save a thunderfart ready to blast
>enter elevator alone
>tap button for highest floor
>release nukefart an instant before exiting
>elevator closes and starts descending
>wait for people shouting
>...
>profit!
Put items in pooper
>>680684140
sandnigger detected
>>680677550
I match feet on stairs and even walking, made boot camp easier.
>>680681526
your gf must be hideously ugly and/or fat
>>680676835
I with you on both. The insides of mouth mouth are extremely scarred from it. Almost joker-esque
>>680684198
story:
>fuck
end of story
>I only cum on my computer desk, then try to tell my own fortune for the day.
>>680684319
are you a woman or a faggot ?
>>680675953
>urinate into sinks
You really think you're alone?
>>680684323
it will smell up to Ontario
i piss in the sink too. i like it cause i can inspect my face for a bit while i piss without aiming. not going back to pissing in the toilet like a schmuck
>>680675953
I do this when I'm drunk
>>680684023
Post somea
I lift the seat after pissing on it so it looks like it wasn't me but someone else, even though I'm the only man in the house, I let my dog lick my teeth,
>notshoweringinfullfuneralware.2016
>>680684494
Apparently you have a shit relationship, but go ahead and jump to conclusions if it comforts you
Hold my ears when taking a shit because any sort of noise and movement makes me uncomfortable when taking a shit.
>>680684323
>it's full of vitamins and minerals.
Your plants will get ammonia and nitrogen burn
I'm dating a girl
it's been 6 months I didn't wash my car
she did not yet dump me
I play video games competitively
>>680685066
Gross fag
>>680677371
me too. if it wasn't me that collects it, and someone gave me a taste of it I would be able to tell from which part of my face/body it came
>>680682664
a full bladder will press on the prostate gland, giving you pleasure
taking a penis up the butt will do the same thing
I duck dudes when I'm really coked out. Otherwise I'm totally not gay. I say it's over 9000 like thirty to fifty times a day
>>680685177
>>680685066
>>680684711
>>680684500
>>680684266
>>680683266
>>680683111
>>680683066
>>680683044
>>680682044
>>680678566
So many dubs
>>680685066
I play Magic: the Gathering competitively.
I'm playing bant CoCo this weekend with 50 millions other
>>680675953
>>drink 5-6 gallons of water a week
you are supposed to have a gallon a day, which most people don't do.. so you probably drink exactly as much water as most people.
>>680675953
I bite the first layer of skin off of all my finger tips usually after I clip the nails. I have no idea why I do this I just do.
It's over 9000!
>>680684937
not if the pee sits around for a week first
i don't pee directly on plants
>>680684560
>>680681281
>>680685592
That's like pouring bleach on your plants...piss is very corrosive
>>680685592
I'm a professional
>>>/out/743345
>>680685732
>piss is very corrosive
No it's very basic which is just as bad
I prefer large busted vaginas that almost stink and are borderline dangerous to have sex with over the clean and tidy well kept vaginas
i sometimes masturbate
>>680684871
Wow thought I was the only one who did this
>>680685809
Well you know what I meant so I got my point across
>>680685902
Actually you were right because bleach is basic too
Masturbate five times a day, minimum
>>680685749
yet you don't know what you are talking about
my plants have never been healthier
I dont drink water to a point where it's stupid, I haven't had a sip of water in over five days, only beer, milk, and monster. No joke, probably closer to ten days
Is summer here already? These are all weak as fuck.
I like to dig my shit out of my asshole and play with it and smell it. I often take 30 minute shits, not because I'm still shitting, but because I don't leave until it's all one big pile of mush I've broken down in the toilet bowl.
>>68068599(
nice trips
I wipe my ass standing up
>>680686241
Christ.
>>680675953
I refuse to urinate or take bowel movements when my body tells me to. It's *my* body and *I* decide when it gets to evacuate its waste products. After decades of this, I now only need to take a shit once or twice a week, and my bladder can hold close to three litres. I know, I've measured it.
I was in the hospital a while back for an infection, and they were pumping me full of saline. The nurses kept threatening to put a catheter in me because I hadn't urinated for a couple of days. They ended up repeatedly checking my bladder with an ultrasound device because they were worried I wasn't able to urinate and was lying about not having to, which would have been life-threatening. Each time they were amazed and slightly horrified that no matter how much fluid they pumped into me, my bladder still wasn't full.
It's like some kind of super power.
That's pretty weird poop dude, you win
>>680686241
Incredible anon, how long have you done this?
>>680686241
hopefully you'll get some aggressive form of cancer. we really need less of your kind.
eat my own cum
>>680685999
check'd
>>680685473
I play yugioh competitively
>>680676835
I do both, and sometimes if I'm nervous or something I do it to the point where it bleeds. Pretty sure I handed in a bloody English paper for a final exam once.
>>680686241
your hands will smell shit up to Atlanta
>runs from the bathroom after flushing in case it plugs and flows over
>eat unpopped popcorn seeds from the bottom of the bowl.
>Farts into cupped hand and smells it
>pretends to wash hands in public bathroom so strangers dont think less of me
I like to eat nothing but peanuts for a day, then the next day I enjoy making a big mound of shit butter
>>680686489
Summer pussy fuccboi faggot detected
Welcome to /b/ newfriend
>>680685999
Bases corrode too though don't they? What would be the proper term then
>>680684711
kek i do this in all public bathrooms
pure mayhem
>>680686241
>>680686376
I only did it for the intestine. I usually take a (generous) shit every 5-6 days; but when young I could resist up to 9 days.
>>680685222
jesus fuck!
checkd anyway
>>680686824
Idfk I'm a gardener not a chemist
>have an ingown toenail on both big toes and continously pick at them/rip nails for months until i cant take the pain anymore
>pull out hair follicles on my groin with tweezers
>delete game saves early in the game and start over
>get extremely horny quickly then jerk off as fast as possible even if the end result is underwhelming because no build up
>>680686449
Since I was a kid. I had IBS (irritable bowl syndrome) growing up, so I was constipated often.
I needed assistance.
I liked it
>>680686756
oldfag actally, been around since '05.
will pray for your cancer.
>>680686909
Oh well
I like for girls to spit into my mouth while having sex
I have full scale conversations with myself, always have. At one point when answering myself I started talking like Gollum from LoTR for a laugh, which became a habit, so now I walk around saying things like, "Sunny out, today." "Yes, precious, very nice weather indeed."
Not in his voice, or anything, but it still no doubt makes me look batshit insane.
>>680685823
You'd like my disgusting wife then, no matter what I say she only showers 1-2 times a week
>>680676186
Who the fuck is this?
>>680687097
this, and think that Im on a stage i front of a crow a la Neil Tyson or TED
I smell my dogs pussy sometimes and flick it very rarely
>>680686241
Lost
I eat my smegma
>>680687370
Why?
>>680684227
They smell so fucking sweet
>>680686241
Get help
>>680687563
moar pics of your sister please
help a bro also fap to your sister
>>680686241
Alpha af, imo fam
How do you reply to anon number
>>680687292
Made me crack the fuck up for some reason.
I've just falsely entered five captchas and I'm still laughing.
Bravo
>>680684023
she's hot. i'd drink her pee.
>>680675953
There's a local baseball field which I have been sneaking into every night to shit on home plate. I haven't missed a day. Sometimes I'll change my diet to throw them off my trail. One day, it'll be all greens. The next day popcorn. Taco bell? Yes please.
>>680687792
Leave while you still can, buddy.
>>680687555
Idk, haven't been doing it lately, but I used to just smell it, then eat it.
>>680687792
write the number:
SIX EIGHT ZERO SIX EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN (nicedubs) NINE TWO
>>680686241
What the actual...
What the fuck is your occupation? How is this okay? Do you have family that smells you?
>>680687850
Haha thanks, it's true, it smells like vag usually hahaha
>>680682462
I want her on my dick.
>>680675953
When I wake up for a midnight piss, I use a lighter to guide my aim into the toilet because the room light is so fucking blinding.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and don't recognize the person looking back at me so I just stare into my eyes for a minute or two waiting for mirror me to make a move. I rarely look in mirrors or at pictures of myself and never imagine what my face looks like when talking or in public.
>>680679537
I itch my asscrack and smell my fingers, with a clean ass though
>>680687712
Making out with her best friend
enjoy cock tributes
pic related
>>680675953
>will pray 5 times a day to allah
>>680688294
I work for a commercial spacesuit design and manufacturing firm in NY partnered with XCOR Aerospace and Blue Origin.
I work Hazard Analysis bullshit and also am writing the new CFR safety approval requirements for the FAA-AST office.
I just love playing with my shit.
Have girlfriend, pic related
>>680683453
Sorry anon
Wanna share your story?
>>680675953
>Get in a suit
>Put on 80s pop music
>Put on my sunglasses even though Im inside
>Grab the biggest kitchen knife I can find
>Just listening to the music while I dance a little and try to comb my hair with the kitchen knife for like 25 minutes
>Think back about it an hour later and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me
>repeat
>I wake up every morning with a beer and/or shot.
>Pluck my beard hairs, twist them till they are straight. If it's a good, long one I will twist it together with another twisted straight hair to make a thick mega hair.
>I squat on toilets to shit.
>Do lots of drugs, but still like to have a calm time of reading or walking.
Walk around really late at night drinking in public until I can't walk straight. Then I stumble home, it's a rush
>>680688926
wtf i def thought i was the only one
I fap in public bathrooms and ejaculate on the seats and paper rolls, sometimes I smear a little on the door handle to the stall. I like knowing that random strangers will contact my seed.
I also rub my glans and touch fruit and things at the supermarket for the same reason.
>>680688005
Underrated post.
I fill up my crockpot with water and leave a pocket pussy in there for a while while I'm finding good porn, then I'll fill the entire thing up with lube and make a huge mess all over my bed
>>680689304
YO NIGGA SWAG WUTERMALUN MUH DICK
>>680689157
Underrated experience, I used to do that all the time. You see strange things and meet weird people.
10/10
I have not cleaned my apartment or taken my trash out in three years. The toilet stopped working and if I call the landlord to fix it he will likely evict me upon seeing the place. So I pee in the sink and poop in plastic shopping bags that I take to work to throw away. A coworker saw me doing this once but never said anything.
>>680689568
I did that once and got it way too hot, the next day I noticed melted rubber skin layer on my dick
>>680689655
One of those things that people don't know until they go hahaha. Especially in la!
I squat and shit in a measuring jug full of water instead of the toilet. It just feels so much satisfying coming out that way. I used to just lay toilet paper out on the floor and squat-shit onto that, but I had an incident that proved that not to be a sensible method.
I steal little things from peoples homes I visit. Usually spoons but other stupid stuff too. I have lots of spoons.
am i bnned
>>680690261
one of your ancestors is a Nigger
I take dirty adult diapers from the nursing home I work in and put them in peoples mailboxes on my walk home. It's funny to me.
>>680675953
Sounds like me when I'm on meth
I clench my teeth to the beat of music, been doing that as long as I can remember
I also do MDMA often
Probably will look like a methhead at age 50
