Which stormtrooper are you, /b/?
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Which stormtrooper are you, /b/?
I'll bite.
Nigger
>>680660767
Rollin
K
Anyone seen those droids? I've been looking for weeks
>>680661688
SNOWTROOPER!
bitches aint shit
>>680660767
reporting for duty
tr-8r is a dead meme
>>680661945
when you think about it, aren't we all memes on the inside? just think about it
>>680660767
fags
>>680660767
roll
"Rebel scum."
Tr8er
Reroll
>>680660767
Bow down
Rollo
Sure
>>680660767
Roll
>>680660767
if i get hexes can i become kylo ren
>>680660767
Rolling
>>680660767
Rolling
>>680660767
dubs, i wanna srcubo shine with macaroni
imperial bitches
Ooo
im the best
bow down
Long live the emperor!
>>680660767
TR8TOR
quints get
>>680660767
Phasma should be singles
Triple
>>680660767
Rolling
Watch these trips.
>>680660767
Why not
>>680660767
not even once
Wow
K
Roll it
>>680660767
GET
im a dubs roller
>>680660767
am I loyal?
How many numbers do I do to become Spock?
Shooting for trips
>>680660767
Rolan
rolls
Rolly rolly rolly
>>680660767
shit thread but whatever singles like I usually get
>>680660767
Roll
>>680660767
This is dumb.
>>680660767
roll
rol
>>680664229
roll for trips
>>680660767
transman
THE BEST
I believe i can trips
Rolls-Royce
Re Rolls-Royce
fk
has anyone ever gotten more than singles in this thread so far?
>>680664588
enjoy the cold nigger
>>680660767
Tk421 get
>>680664699
you too m8
>>680660767
Big gun
Why not
>>680660767
they see me rollin
>>680660767
Roll for the empire
>>680664911
and checked
TRAITOR
>>680660767
Yee
Long live the order!
Phasma should be singles
ROLLERINO
>>680661688
>>680664588
>>680664699
>>680664911
I'll work at sanitations
>>680665788
checked based snowtrooper
>>680660767
>not using empire troopers
roll
>>680660767
Rolling for satan
I'll bite, rick rolling
quints get
Check my satanic quints
Hail Satan
>>680660767
roll
>>680666630
Hail
>>680660767
rollin'
Rollin fast
LOYAL
>>680660767
Any stormtrooper will do.
>>680660767
roll
Satan
>>680660767
ayy lmao
>>680660767
penis
im the best one ofc
>>680660767
Rolling to prove my loyalty
Can I get a Satan
RØLL
>>680667524
>>680667580
>>680667486
>>680667480
Rolll
>>680660767
Roll..
>>680667636
Satan
>>680660767
yutrtrutyyyruttryurutyyutrytruutry
>>680660767
I'm the boss
>mfw phasma is top tier
She literally got punked the entire movie. Her and Kylo were the worst characters of that whole movie, total let downs both of them.
>>680660767
Rollz
fuck you all
>>680667711
Double dubs nice
Starship
>>680667711
Them Trip Dubs
>>680667811
Hey I got dubs
>>680667771
Kylo was amazing. You're just a pleb who wanted another Darth Vader.
>>680660767
Rollin' for loyal
Gimme the trip
>>680667811
Triple dubs faggot
Rawlin
loyalty or death
Rollerino
LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!
>>680660767
For Supreme Leader Snoke!
quint get
>>680668404
Error 404, stormtrooper not found.
>>680668010
>Kylo Ren literally a millenial sith, punked by two padawans with no training, had to trick his father to get close enough to murder him. Cries like a butch, throws a fit, gets mind read by a little girl with no training.
Lol he was pathetic.
Rollerino
>>680660767
Plz be quints
Roll for quint
Trips!
I am legion
>>680660767
Singles get
>>680660767
rill
Do you guys know what's going on?
rollerino
>>680666655
This gotta count for something?
>>680668803
I think it's a drill
Relllerino
What ever...roll
>>680668800
triple doubles
>>680668507
Kylo tanked a bowcaster which was shown to blow away troopers in full armor earlier in the movie. Still took it like a champ, then went on to assbeat Finn (who, by the way, had training with a riot baton) before getting defeated by Rey in his weakened state while she tapped into the Force. Who gives a shit if he throws a fit?
It's a part of what makes his character interesting, plus it's intimidating.
Cried because it was his fucking father. Let's get rid of all emotional depth in our Star Wars movies to appease anon.
>>680660767
roll
Rolls
snoke
I got this
Fuck it
TRAITOR!
Show me the dubs
Yo
Rollerino
>>680660767
roll
>>680668923
Nah Kylo is shit tbqh
Gimme the trip
can i be a nigger?
>>680660767
Quints incoming
>>680669485
Nah you're shit tbqh
>>680668923
That was a decent shill.
Lets not forget that he wears a helmet with a voice modulator because its lol cool and just randomly takes it off because what the fuck ever.
JJ Abrams can make decent villians, look at the new Khan from the Star Trek reboot. One of the most incredible and capable villians JJ Abrams ever did.
Im sorry but Kylo Ren could have been better. He SHOULD have been better. That movie made him look incompetent.
>>680668507
>what is storytelling
>>680660767
Pliz be kylos bitch
>>680669713
>what is storytelling.2
Fuck it
>>680660767
>tfw no qt naboonian gf
>>680669670
k
>>680669713
>shit because he wore a helmet and took it off
?????????????????????
>>680660767
satanic pls
Rolladolla
They see me rollin
Lol, darth maul could have FUCKED up Rey and Finn. Look what he did to qui gon jin? Yet more evidence to show Ren's incompetence.
>>680670272
rollin again, i need them 666
roll for loyalty
>>680660767
Roll
>>680670436
Darth Maul is a trained Sith Lord. No one's arguing Kylo still needs more training (even Snoke says so), but that doesn't make him a bad char by default. He's still very powerful in the Force (that Skywalker blood), but his power is still very raw and less skilled.
>smh niggers cant be pleased!!!!
R011
>>680660767
Quad get
TRAITOR!!!
>>680670085
He wears it to intinidate people, then he just find random moments to take it off like during interrigations and just random encounters. He has no modus operendum, he is random, uncooth no thought, he disorganised, hes confused. He sucks.
The only way i could see them making him so terrible at his job is that he is truly not meant for the dark side and they are trying to point that out.
>>680660767
yuck, First order Troopers. OG Trilogy had the greatest, most memorable Troopers. (Favs are Scout/KKK troopers)
rolliol
Satanic trips get
>>680670784
Takes it off for the first time because Rey taunts him. Takes it off because he's talking to someone he intimately knows, like Snoke--you could even tell he was embarrassed when Hux walked in. Took it off to appease Han. I think this was a storytelling decision for him to not wear it during the duel because 1. you wanted to see the wear on him and 2. he needed to be scarred by Rey.
>>680660767
rollin
Kylo and his jew nose and fro. Utterly disgusting
>>680660767
roller
>>680671011
These are all good points, i just feel like as the main villian, i should havd feared him more, but after so many blunders and failures i just cant.
Darth Vadar was a fully developed character by time of New Hope so maybe, just maybe they are going for villian character building this time.
>>680660767
Hope I can get some puccy
>>680660767
dsdasdadfggjkghkghuhzuk,
Rollio
Ahahahahahaa
>>680660767
i'm a rebel i don't care
>>680671410
I think they saw him as a character first, villain second. Snoke will always be there to be the big bad, and Kylo *is* still a villain, although not in the traditional sense. He'll train more in Episode 8. Just watch.
>Quint get
>>680660767
Looks like a cake-faced whore.
>>680660767
nigga
>>680671987
Is it gay that I wanna touch his hair?
>>680660767
rullen ja.
easy
rolllllllllllllllllll
>>680660767
rolling!
I bite dicks for Lord Vader
>>680660767
raulin
I heard Kylo Ren was shredded
>>680660767
rollerino
>>680673476
I heard that he had an eight-pack
Witness I
No traitors here!
>>680660767
all hail snoke
That's fucking bullshit. reroll
Fuck
I can fell the trips
>>680660767
ROLLING FOR LOYALTY TO THE FIRST ORDER
KNEEL TOOOOO MEEEEE
>>680660767
Roll
>>680673911
>911
>Starkiller base
I've got a bad feeling about this.
>>680660767
gay ass Disney shit
TRAITOR
>>680660767
rollikin
>>680660767
I'm not even loyal bb
>>680660767
ROLLING OFL
Hail Britannia
Roll for cooldude
>>680660767
roll
Rollin for the spinnin
Rolls
rolling. For the Emprah!
>>680660767
Rool
Ayyyylmao
will this thread ever end?
Rawlin
Rollin for supreme overlord
Rlol
