Beard rate thread: Post your beard and rate others
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Beard rate thread:
Post your beard and rate others
that's the saddest beard I've seen in a while
>>680617723
Wow, that is pathetic...
>>680617862
>>680617932
post yours then
>>680617723
Length:density is way off man.
>>680617723
Just give it some time.
>>680617723
Did you glue your pubes to your face?
My beaf
>>680617723
if you have let it grow that long and its only that dense you need to just shave.
>>680618259
This. Thin, long beards just look dirty, messy and like pubes. Nothing about it is impressive, it just makes you look like a lazy dropout, even if you aren't. Style and clean that shit up.
>>680617723
3/10
>>680617723
give me my pubes back
>>680618613
kek
>>680617723
Not a beard, youve just superglued your dads pubes to your face
>>680617723
Failed barista/10
>>680617983
I'm not taking selfies for any reason, especially not for 4chan.
I keep it trimmed and buzzed short and you do not see my face under it.
If for some reason my hair was that sparse thin pubic hair you have on your face I would shave.
My beard is like all over the place no matter how much i comb.
![IMG_20160422_070950[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MIkImEO.jpg "IMG_20160422_070950[1].jpg")
rate me
>>680619790
Lets get rooooooight into the neeeews
how is my beard /b/?
>>680619790
keemstar?
>>680619869
too unkempt
>>680619790
trim mustache, you look like a rat
>>680619233
beard is ok, stop looking like a fag
>>680617723
learnhowtogrowabeard/10
Scrubs.
>>680620113
Mustache a bit too patchy, let it grow out a bit and stop trimming for a while.
>>680619869
Hey, that's pretty good
>>680619790
KEEMSTAR USES 4CHiN?
>>680620228
Beard game strong
>>680619962
>>680620293
I am not keemster
>>680617723
Jassir Arafat/10
>>680620244
Yeah I know, just hangs over my top lip and gets annoying when eating. Been using clippers to trim but I end up taking too much off
>>680620353
At this stage that much trimming is kind of gay. Let it fully grow out, especially your cheeks, at first and then start trimming.
>>680620434
thats something that keemstar would say. Good ol keemstar.
>>680617723
shave it before it lays eggs
>>680620501
You'll get better, just takes practice.
>>680617723
Dead spider nest/10
>>680620630
sweet christ..i dont even have the words for this shit..shave your face fag
>>680617723
That's not a beard, that looks like my balls in Jr high
My beard is better
>>680620684
I like my beard and that's all that matters to me, I look a million times worse without one too
>>680620722
Hello Ahmed
>>680619790
you got a grinch lip
>>680620630
The jawline needs to be thicker, more like halfway up to your cheeks.
r8
>>680620630
You look like a toilet
>>680620787
It's a nice beard, don't mind the underage faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiJWCJc4Oec
>>680620792
You jelly you can't grow a real beard?
>>680620722
you da bomb
>>680620722
Looks good but I would work on sideburn/part under your ear.
>>680620967
Second beard in this thread
Rate plz
>>680620967
shave your mustache
>>680617723
absolutely disgusting. are you sure you don't live in a lousiana swamp and fuck your ma?
>>680620995
Too short for that much trimming. You all need to grow the fuck out of your beard and then start trimming. Especially under your chin god damn.
>>680621010
looks edgy as fuck
stop cutting every hair let it grow wild
>>680621010
Beard is alright but you look like a fag when you make that face.
Not my best pic but there you go
>>680621117
A bit patchy, grow longer. start trimming etc
>>680620811
I'll try that then, thanks for the tip man
>>680621010
You look like a gay sheriff woody
Baird
>>680621239
Does it tickle your boyfriend when you lick his bag?
>>680617723
Looks like complete utter shit man I bet girls never speak to you.
I buzz my facial hair to a stubble it looks great.
>>680621239
You look like a young person dressing up as an adult. Mustache is a bit much, keep it a bit tidier.
>>680617723
nigga, it looks like you were in a headlock too long
>>680621299
I don't have one
>>680621362
kek
>>680617723
Here's a pic I took for an earlier thread
I know its messy but idgaf
itt...bunch of low test faggots with ratty mc ratface beards
ugly faggots trying to look hard
>>680621435
That looks exactly like my hairy ass crack
>>680621010
dank beard dude
>>680621530
Bro, not only do I lift regularly, but I take shit loads of zinc daily, my test outdoes yours 100 times over.
>>680621530
Thats the thing, a lot of people can grow a beard but few know how to take care of them. And then there a faggots like you who can't even grow a shitty mustache.
What do if you can grow decent hair on your chin and cheeks but only a shitty ass weak moustache?
>>680617723
shave it off/10
>>680621784
Become Amish
Or Muslim
>>680621784
My problem is most of my chin and cheek hair is really dark, but I have a lot of lighter colored hairs on my moustache, like a lot of blonde
>>680621935
I feel your pain bro
A few dark hairs on moustache but mostly just light coloured garbage.
It seems like for everyone else their moustache is the first thing to grow.
>>680621010
I'd bet one thousand dollars he's gonna go bald.
>>680617723
Jesus fucking Christ do yourself a favour and remove that wispy faggot beard from your face
r8 >>680621010
9/10
Rate
>>680620293
Who the fuck is keemstar?
>>680624747
Beard is nice, not sure if it fits your face though, you aren't exactly... "rugged" looking.
>>680620113
almostvangogh/10
>>680625204
I´m 21 and without beard i look like 17
i know^^
>>680625384
Sick neckbeard. Where's your fedora and katana?
>>680625449
>>680620113
top kek
>>680621435
I think I see car keys in there
>>680621651
>>680624747
>howaboutsomephotoshopeh?
>>680625542
nice beard, handsome man, great eye colour
>>680625707
Thanks man, nice to see hard work paying off, especially on /b/ lmao
BEHOLD: TONY
+1 he was a tank-gunner
>>680625871
Those will be the only tits you get to see with a beard like that homeslice
>>680625592
ha ha. Sadly my beard does not grow higher up on my cheeks and the moustache area is really patchy
>>680624747
eh No
>>680625967
Chop that shit off then. Why halfass it? Looks retarded.
>>680625993
Try again bitch
>>680620038
Jesus Christ, I thought it was just me.
>>680625967
I used to have this problem. Now it looks good and full (older)
advise you to trim it down.
length is your enemy right now. also suggest you let it be short and patchy rather than a defined neck beard line.
Literally just rolled out of bed so the beard is a mess.
Sitting on the shitter getting ready to shower and head off to work.
>>680621720
2016 and not taking tribulus terrestris
fuck off back to /fit ya 2 plate pleb
>>680626368
Patches O'Hoolihan! Remember your five D's of dodging pussy: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and... Dodge.
>>680626442
Not bad for just rolling out of bed, my beard gets all scrunched and sideways if I sleep on my stomach
>>680619790
OH SHIT IT'S KEEMSTAR!!!
>>680621760
dude i got more hair on muh shaven ballsack then you have on your whole pawb body
>>680617723
Shave immediately/10
>>680626617
Should have seen it last night. My kids brought home a nice cold from school that I've caught; snot in the mustache is disgusting.
>>680626590
your smile is really fucking cringe
>>680618334
Is it going to trim itself over time?
Shave your neck loser
>>680626914
that's the smile of a man who knows he just won the /thread
>>680619869
you have gayface
>>680626442
Now that's a beard nigga (no homo)
![500x500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RGq8dFr.jpg "500x500[1].jpg")
>>680627034
>lips
this is him after he's clean shaven
>>680625626
Peter Jackson?
>>680626149
I do like the way he looks, dude
Rate it b
>>680624747
fuck the airbrush
>>680620818
I've always wanted this kind of beard, thick with good coverage and not whispy
>>680620722
ok muhamed
>>680617723
put some viagra on your face and grow a real beard turbovirgin
best beard here
>>680625626
> Return of the neckbeard/10
>>680628347
fatties love fatties, don't bread
>>680628347
That's so bushy it looks fake.
Sry accident>>680627509
R8 & h8
>inb4 mudslime
I'm Italian but some dumbass always thinks I'm Arab
>>680629056
Forgot picture
>>680620722
Sandniggers need to die. Fuck you up the ass.
>>680628347
It looks like a propr from an Amish Halloween costume.
Also what is up with your girl man? That shit is creeps.
>>680617723
Nasty
>>680626501
lost my shit
>>680628347
It's really full and good color but it looks slightly off because you shave your cheeks clean.
>>680620722
terrorist
>>680629136
That's my sister
beard is a sign of low esteem, the need to hide one's identity
-you know, who else are covered in hair ?
--> sheep
>>680621435
Metal beard. Respect.
>>680620113
Ey, that's pretty good
>>680620722
Stinking fucking muslim go back and fight for your land you pussy motherfucker. I wish I could beat the shit out of you.
Me on left. What you think?
>>680629331
Prove it you baby faced liar.
>>680629331
So you shave your head everymorning?
>>680617723
Virgin beard/10
>>680617723
Patchy garbage/10
Not so long, and my moustache should fill in the coming years.
I took this just for you. Also, fucking sideways why?
>>680620000
Checkd
>>680620722
allahu akbar my friend, our time will come
>>680617723
Where is the beard to rate op
Me and my beard filling propane tanks at work
Fur mein Fuhrer: Herr Trump
>>680629130
lmao, that's pretty edgy
>>680617723
OP, if that's really you... shave. Seriously. That looks horrible. No person on this planet would think otherwise. I'm no different. Couldn't grow a full beard to save my soul. Luckily for me I have no urge to have one.
Stupid red beard
Op, yours is awful, btw.
>>680629642
Not if we kill you first goatfucker.
>>680617723
>disgusting
>pube beard
Sage
>>680621435
Are you the guy from System of a Down?
>>680629738
What ever you say my stinking subhuman friend.
ginger
>>680629537
It can be a really cool beard but you should cut a little bit, it looks like a bit messy
>>680620722
Fucking hideous. Kill yourself
>>680620995
ImWet/10
Not me but still a giggle...
My beard back in February. This was just after I hit the 1 year mark.
I've since trimmed it.
Rate mine
Looking to clean it up here this weekend any suggestions?
>>680620722
Holy fuck these guys are rude. Don't listen to them mohammed, keep rocking that beard and mascara.
anybody here use minoxidil (rogaine) for beard growth?
any good results or side effects?
1 month 28 days into growing a yeard.
shaving the sides to get them to grow a bit. phone isn't a selfie machine, excuse the shitty res
Ignore the fact that i'm hungover and my face is lopsided
>>680623657
WhiteVanOwner/10
>>680617723
Is mine as bad as OP's? Should i just shave it off?
i like the colour but this is literally everything that grows. i kept a stache on my upper lip for a few weeks but i think im better off without one.
still hoping im gonna be able to grow a full beard at some point in my life. im 23 already so i doubt its ever gonna happen
rate me faggots
>>680630223
Max?
>>680630358
if only you could grow a beard on your cheeks
>>680630650
You had to ask the question, you already know the answer.
>>680630682
>the pervstach
Nice.
>>680617723
I don't get why some people grow such stupid facial hair like this. How does something like this actually happen? I mean he clearly grows it all over his face where it should be but why is it so thin for?
>>680630707
9/11 would bang
>>680630707
i rate 9/11, very good
Yo people
>>680617723
pedophile/10
>>680630726
if only a beard could cover all of my face
6 weeks of growth.
>>680630064
how old?
>>680628347
Worst you mean
Even mohammed did it better
Heil
good morning virgins
I know it's kinda crappy, but I've always wondered if there's anything I can do to save it. A lot of my hair is too blonde but I always feel like I can see the skin underneath and that it's not worth trying to maintain...
rate my beard /b/, cause my family tells me to cut it D:
you should really consider shaving, at least the lower part dude, because it looks disgusting
>>680631253
Jesus, rape any boys recently
>>680631389
that thing is fucking gross
>>680631483
obviously this morning, see my child rape smirk?
>>680630916
holy fuck
>>680631389
please get rid of that, for your own sake
>>680630916
So thick. Jelly.
>>680631489
guess i'll cut it then XD
>>680621435
Love your beard and your shirt
>>680630916
if that is legit 6 weeks that's pretty impressive. Do a Yeard
>>680617723
For when the hair falls from the top of your head grow it from the chin instead. Beards are gross.
>>680621435
Duck Dynasty / 11
>>680627883
sandnigger genes best for beards
>>680631389
i think it looks cool
>>680631389
Malaysian heritage?
>>680631829
Garden gnome/10
>>680631811
son?
>>680631524
FatGordonFreeman/10
>>680631985
Kek
Here's a better photo.
>>680623657
You tell your girl you gonna marry her when she graduates high school?
>>680620722
Ehh, I'd only give it a 9/11
>>680631875
filipino :)
>>680631389
jesus christ shave it.
>>680632244
lol, you look like me
>>680630916
You look like Matt Peak
>>680631389
you aren't keeping it up well enough, thats why they tell you to cut it.
Groom it every day if you want to have a beard like that. Its not a beard for the lazy.
>>680627023
Ya damn right!
>>680624747
your face looks like it would be soft to the touch
R8 me m8
meh
>>680631389
keep the stache, looks pretty cool. Shave the beard, too straggly.
Idk why i made that face
>>680630324
what age did you start growing an actual beard?
>>680632249
yeah but she's not sure she wants to wait 4 years
>>680632681
your snapchat filter makes you look like a faggot
>>680625871
hunter is that you?
>>680632623
Oh god wrong pic this ones better
>>680631249
fick dich nazi. bundeswehr ist einlächerlicher haufen scheisse, und alles voller verfassungsfeinde
>>680617723
thats not a beard, those are whiskers
>>680632792
Thanks man.
i see a lot of inferiority around here
>>680632741
had just a real short goatee thing since 19. Thought id try a proper beard this year
What do you think?
>>680632869
The woman that wants anything to do with that probably has dreads and smells of urine
It's been a while, but go on and rate my face (beard).
>>680632830
Or was it this one
>>680632987
well shit I'm 18 rn and can't fucking grow peach fuzz
FMLTBHFAM
>>680633028
getting fat, seeking affirmation because cuck as fuck, -3/10
>>680633082
and don't forget to mention, armpit hair
>>680633111
Why are you on /b/
>>680633082
i like this post.
Rate
>>680631489
>>680631603
>>680632388
just got done shaving the beard :3
>>680632572
i try to groom it, guess i'm not doing it right XD
i'm only 19 so i'll just try to grow a beard when i'm older, lol
>>680632707
thank you :D
>>680633194
Why do you ask? I'm killing time waiting for my wife to get home.
r8
Hey guys, just took this
>>680632471
I could swear its him. Matt Peak is a /btard?
>>680631389
I actually want to throw up. Fucking disgusting.
>>680617723
>>680621530
Found the 12 year old nigger who can only grow a patchy pube-fro cat-shit mustache.
>>680633304
You look too old and well-adjusted to be here.
>>680633383
Hey JoeySalads!
>>680632731
Rate pls
>>680633419
Kek. Thanks (?).
>>680625384
It's bad, dude.
>>680617723
what the fuck is wrong with you, you ugly bastard. that's the definition of a neck beard / 10
>>680630723
No mate.
>>680620630
>Septum
>Cringe
Rate me bitches
>>680631389
snidely whiplash mustache/10
>>680633383
looks of typical now a days tool, you would have to pay me a lot to have a hairstyle just retarded as yours
>>680633371
Wouldn't have a clue but someone got that shit for Funhaus comments and I just realised I didn't spell it wrong it's PE/\KE
>>680621530
lmao, found the person unable to grow a beard
>>680632854
Die arbeitslose Antifa hat ausgeschlafen, ja? Wasch dich.
>>680617723
holy shit that is ugly. you were not meant to grow a beard.
>>680633862
weder Antifa, noch arbeitslos, bin noch nichtmal in Deutschland. trotzdem ist es widerlich wenn ein Bundeswehrsoldat "Heil" schreibt.
Stirb in Afghanistan, Nazi
>>680620722
nigga where yo lower jaw at
>>680628600
kek you look like someone who plays ninja turtles in your back yard by yourself
>>680620000
Noice
>>680620967
Russian Imperial Stout connoisseur/10
>>680620967
Kek
>>680631389
>>680620630
You look like bearded Droopy dog.
I have a neckbeard.
I started growing a beard and have a lot of hair down my neck past my adams apple. Am I supposed to trim that or just grow it out?
>>680634534
you shave everything above it and just grow that out anon
>>680634672
>>680634534
Don't forget to braid it
>>680630741
Can i get a secondd opinion? This faggot might just be jealous of me or some shit
>>680634217
This
