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Who wins /b/
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>>680563058
I can feel the tension in that picture
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As much as I love marvel DC would tear them in two. Their characters are OP as fuck.
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Rogue wins.
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>>680563058
Darth Vader
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>>680563058
Nobody would fight over it
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In b4 flash fag.
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DC.
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Flash wins
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>>680563058
>mfw Superman can annihilate everyone in the room by merely looking at them
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>>680563058
Captain America would apologize for spilling Supes Drink

Supes would apologize since you're not supposed to have drinks on the pool table.

They laugh, share a pint and everyone has a good night.

Be better if it was a DC guy knocking over Wolvierine's drink. Or God forbid Hulk.

But DC would win. Dc has a lot more heavy hitters in there.

The better question is what if this came in and ate everyone's food?
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>>680564788
checked and /thread
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>>680564368
This.
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>>680565412
>hulk
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>>680565432
Superman wins because the internet told me he is limitless
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>>680563058
Hulk, Wolverine, and Thor team up and kill everybody else easily.
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Wolverine guts every fuck in there, twists his head back around, pushes his ribs back into his abdomen, and sits back down at the bar.
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Hulk.
/fucking thread
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>>680565970
He's dead
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>>680566046
This
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>>680565852
>Wolverine
>killing anyone on that JL Roster

I'll take the bait
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Cap beats the living fuck out of everyone of those cunts, while hulk occupies superman. Spidey just watches with wolverine from the bar
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>>680566127
Hurr durr regeneration
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>>680563058
>>680565412
Batman and superman kill themselves cause their movie was fucking awful.
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>>680566197
He fucks up aqua man thats for damn sure. Maybe he could get a few hits in on Green Lantern.
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>>680563058
Hulk wolverine thor
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>>680566309
Well he's dead for now and some hole is doing his job.
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>>680563058
In criativity? Marvel, always.

DC is for shitheads who can't think in good superpowers or plots.
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Unless iron Man has some kryptonite superman would win without a sweat
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>implying the DC universe could beat anyone in the MCU
>implying superman won't say "excuse me buddy, my bad" like the cunt he is
>implying batman won't have a "muh parents" panic attack
>IMPLYING WOLVERINE COULDN'T FUCK ANY OF THEM UP
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>>680563058
DC, hands down

>Super Man
>Dr Fate
>Amazo
>Batman

Fuck, the Joker alone would take the entire Marvel universe apart.
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>>680566355
kek
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>>680563058
where's deadpool?
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>>680566781
Fuck, forgot the Flash.

The Flash could literally kill everyone on the planet in about an hour, assuming he took his time.
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>>680566865
taking the picture
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>>680566718
Just yell "Martha" and batman and superman start crying like pussies.
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>>680566865
Making a squeal
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>>680566781
Lol what Thor and rogue could fuck everyone up if they wanted to Rogue gets a hand on someone its game over.
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>>680566865
He's not allowed in. The bar is rated PG-13
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>>680566926
Meh Dr Manhattan still the strongest nom God dc character
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>>680566561

I see that your superpower is being a fanboying faglord.
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>>680566718
Wolverine is dead.
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>>680566997
Gosh darn it.
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>>680566959
>Making a squeal
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>>680566865
Masturbating while taking a dump in the bathroom, because he's an autist like their fanbase.
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>>680565432
>The better question is what if this came in and ate everyone's food?
Well isnt it obvious that Goku beats everyone?
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>>680566718
Try regenerate in the sun
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Alright is everyone ignoring that there is MARTIAN FUCKING MANHUNTER in there?

He could just mind rape everyone except Hulk, and give them all seizures on the ground while Superman/Wonder Woman/Power girl/Green Lantern all throw Hulk into the sun.
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>>680563058
why would you ever put your drink on the table? you know it's gonna get knocked over that way. you are dumb if you do not think this.
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>>680567055
My supapowa is to detect austists and lay the truth about the size of their dicks and you're off the charts my tiny dickly friend.
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>>680565412
not flash though
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>>680566996
Rogue can't do anything without touching anyone. She'd be taken out by Green Arrow in a heartbeat.

One shot.

>>680567053
Dr Manhattan isn't part of the DC universe though. That was published through Dark Horse or something.
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Im voting Rouge, She would just steal the powers and win.
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I think batman probably has a pool table at his mansion and plays all the time so he would probably win.

But seriously the manager is going to kick some ass for them putting drinks on the edge of the tables.
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>>680565412
>mfw a man with literally zero powers can take superman and then marvel has a literal god on their side
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>>680567117
this
deadpool fanboys are fucking cringe
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>>680567235
He can just move the planet a little closer to the sun and boom everyone's kill
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>>680567435
Fanboys overall are cringe
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>>680567260
Not acting like someone on marvel doesn't give her some power in a shit show situation like that. Then all she needs is to get her hands on some of DC'S line up and then its game ogre.
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>>680567333
Rouge
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>>680563058
superman
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>>680567529
Dude she get one banged by almost everyone in that room and it takes some time to her get the power of whomever she touches
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>>680567607
Superman can never win because he doesn't kill.
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>>680563058
Cap would be a nice guy and just superman another drink. Superman isn't a dick to fight over spilled beverages. If it were wovlerine, wonderwoman, hal jordan, or maybe iron man then maybe some smack talk but wolverine would definitely stab someone.
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>>680563058
Wolverine has a sideways boner.
Shits about to get real.
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>>680567526
True, but it's the Deadpool fags that are the "muh memes" cancer
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>>680566309
Wolverine did regenerate from a single drop of blood in one of the comics so...
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>>680567807
He killed a lot of times

He exterminated the whole green lanter squad
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>>680563058
NO FUCKING DRINKS ON THE TABLES GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's got to come down to Hulk, Thor, Superman, Batman, Rogue, and a barely conscious Wolverine.

Honestly, I think Rogue is the endgame every time.
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>>680567096
Jerkin it.
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>>680568015
I'm on team DC, but Logan or Cap could take down Batman.
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>>680567529
So, let's say she takes Wolverine's power so we can survive long enough to take someone else's.

First, Wolverine dies because he is powerless. Good job. Second, there's tons of ways to disable her or take her out of the fight that doesn't involve touching her.

Dr Fate can banish her to some pocket dimension forever. Amazo can vaporize her. Batman can freeze her with a gadget. Wonderwoman can just launch her into space via lasso. I could go on, but I won't.
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>>680567607
>super herp
Fuck DC. Fucking autists... Even niggers can think in that kind of superpowers.

>>680567873
kek
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>>680563058
Archetypally speaking, DC wins every time. The whole point of Marvel is trying to "humanize" superheroes. Their biggest break-out hero, Spider-Man, made it big specifically because he wasn't like the ultra-super-powerful godlike heroes people were used to; he had money problems, couldn't get the girl, and screwed up all the time like an ordinary mortal. DC, on the other hand, is all about the traditional bildungsroman and classic archetypal characters. In a fight, DC wipes the floor with Marvel. Mere mortals with feet of clay simply can't stand against gods. Batman and Superman alone could take them all.
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>>680568015
She gets insta killed by a super man,flash ,aquaman and batman punch

Takes some time to her drain the powers


She is useless and dead fam
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>>680563058
Speaking of DC, does Captain Atom ever not job? He's supposed to be supes tier, but never does well.
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>>680567529
green lantern would just immediately put rogue in a cage or some shit. then superman would fuck everybody up in two seconds.
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>>680563058
7 of them are planet killers
1 of them is marvel
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>>680568280
He is a soldier

Useless most of the time
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>>680568015
In what world do you think Rogue can stand up to lightspeed?
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>>680563985
this

DC is overwritten shit, their characters have no depth and are all ultimately god-mode strong
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>>680568257
Thor is no human.
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>>680563058
Hulk wins because Superman has to take a nap in the Sun.
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Motherfucker yells SHAZAM!!!! And shit gets real.
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>>680568654
You're a moron.
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>>680568605
muh no in depth characters, muh superpowered heroes

cry harder faggot
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>>680568759
Hulk would turn into a black hole so superman wins
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>>680564368

Thank you. Finally, someone gets it.
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>>680568257
I get it, DC is for niggers.
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>>680568654
this

Thor is probably the only one there who could legitimately stand up to Superman.
Superman is under Thor's domain by the way.
Realistically they would never fight though.

And if you say shit like "oh well this happened to thor in issue number whatever the fuck" I'll just say fuck marvel thor, real thor would beat his ass in a second
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>>680569079
Read the fucking thread there's no way to rogue being close to alive after the first 5 seconds
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>>680568902
lol when did you learn to write, do you even understand the words you're saying

lmao, bunch of illiterate kids in here
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>>680568957
Touche
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>>680563058
Hal is an idiot, so he's not a problem. Wish I had the gif where he just bounces off of Darksied.
The problem for Marvel is that DC has so many heavy hitters.
>J'onn
>Power Girl
>Wonder Woman
>Barry
>Supes

Thor and Hulk are really strong, but the rest of Marvel is just outclassed here.
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>>680563058
All I fucking see are 3 superheroes and a pile of garbage....
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>>680567373
Mfw you don't even Athena
Wonder Woman is literally the daughter of a god, and could take on superman, probably could fuck thor too
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>>680569367
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>>680569475
my "Poor Hal" folder comes in handy after all
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Spider-man says something snarky and Hal won't let it go, Woverine's been drinking, Hulk's doing rails off that back table, Thor and Wonder Woman are spoiling for a fight, and Deadpool is somewhere about to yell, "WORLD STAR!"
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>>680569475
>>J'onn
Fucking Christ. Finally.

J'onn is
>Super Strong
>Telepathic
>Shape Shifting
>Density Shifting
>Flying
>Can turn invisible
>Has mind bullets

Not a lot of people can hold a candle to J'onn. Holy fuck.
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Iron Man. I think he's the only one that would play pool.
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>>680570017
then you realize Wolverine has a healing factor and can't get drunk
fucking normie get out
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Why everyone is acting like Thor would be use full in a fight against dc

He throws the hammer once and wonder woman catch it and gets his powers
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>>680570305
He's dead.
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Satchel charges under the pool tables.
Check.

Healing desolve laced in Logan's booze.
Check.

Kryptonite bullets Micro got for the alien.
Check.

Gonna hit big fella through the window over Batman's shoulder. Make him angry enough to start this thing. Pick them off like flies as they brawl.

Time to get Franked.
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>>680570358
>He throws the hammer once and wonder woman catch it and gets his powers
I never realized that. Fuck.

Think Superman could wield Mjolnir?
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>>680563058
Technically, flash could kill everyone. If its Allen or Wally West, they can run faster then the speed of light get acquire anything needed for everyone's weakness and still have time for coffee before everyone has time to react. (Faster then Superman)
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>>680570140
That is when he doesn't constantly job or get emotional about shit. He can be the most OP motherfucker in the DCverse but he constantly jobs compared to Supes.

Also The Vision could as well be a comparative to MM.
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>>680563058
niggers dont count as people
jesus christ is lord
fox news is the only reliable news source
trump will win guaranteed
new fags suck!!!!!!!
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>>680571074
Yep and it's Canon
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>>680571074
He lifted a book of infinite pages (and therefore, infinite mass) AND Specter, a being of eternity. OFC he can weild Mjolnir
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>>680566997
>Kek
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>>680563058
Donald fucking duck
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>>680568257
>tfw you realize that /b/ is now populated entirely by low-IQ teenyboppers who don't know what "archetype" or "bildungsroman" mean, and only want to argue about whether their homoerotic muscle dude in Spandex could beat up the other guy's homoerotic muscle dude in Spandex
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>>680563058
Nice b8 m8
Cap can't even get buzzed from a drink because of his insane fast metabolism

Super man can't get anything for drinking either.
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>>680571591
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>>680571595
Fuck off English major no one gives a shit. Their comics not Kafka.
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>>680571816
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supes is OP. plus DC cast is a million times better. except for spidey.
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>>680563058
CAPCOM wins
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>>680563058
There's no discussion here. DC heroes are usually more powerful than Marvel ones. But the guys found in that picture? Marvel is absolutely fucked.
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>>680571405
Not unless each page had half the mass as the page before.

Alson, on both those occasions he had help lifting, with Shazam and Wonder Woman respectively. If the weight was truly infinite, it wouldn't of mattered if he had help or not, since half of infinity is still infinity. He should of been able to lift it himself. The fact that he needed help proved it had finite mass.

Bot to mention that's not how Mjolnir works. Basically it's up to Odin who can lift it, unless said being has more mystical force than Odin, which superman does not. If Odin doesn't want him lifting it, it ain't happening.
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>>680572162
akuma wins
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>>680571940
>look at his powah
>he can push fucking objects through walls
>he can penetrate fridges with his head
>superspeed breaking plates
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>>680563985
>>680568605
I'm gonna have to agree with these queers. I love marvel. Wolverine is my dude. But dc takes the cake
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>>680572212
See
>>680571210
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>>680572336
Dat fucking white screen
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>>680572406
Crossovers are not canon.
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We need goku in here
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DC just too stronk
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>>680563058
Just one.
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>>680572490
Yes they are


Also isn't Odin who chooses who can lift the hammer


It's the hammer itself (and no I'm not going call it by the fag ass name )
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>>680563058
The best part of this pic is Spidey in the back going "oh goddamnit...."
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>>680572623
i don't care how "powerful" you make your character. if the motherfucker looks like a pre-maturely balding cancer patient, then i'm out.
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No one, they're all fake.
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>>680565432
Goku wins... eventually.
But there's a lot of superman wins on the way to it.
Superman won't kill his opponent because boy scout.
Superman starts out at OP bullshit level, so Goku won't win round 1.
Saiyans get exponentially stronger every time they get the shit kicked out of them.
Goku will continue challenging Superman because he wants to push his limits and a stronger opponents are what he gets off on.

Fortunately, they're both cool guys. So it'd amount to friendly sparring. There wouldn't be any malice behind any of it. So the collateral damage would be pretty minimal.
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>>680573710
the only thing that could ever take goku down was a rare heart disease.
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>>680572694
Again, no, crossovers aren't canon. The only one was JLA/Avengers and that's only canon to DC, not Marvel, and it was cancelled.

And yes, it is up to Odin. Just read it's freaking wiki if you don't believe me. It's Worthiness enchantment was out there by Odin. Now it's possible the enchantment might not accept Odin, but if that happens, he could just take it away.
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>>680563058
DC wins no matter how many die they all can come back as black lanterns
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>>680572400
>I love marvel.
>Wolverine is my dude.

You're a basic bitch to the fucking core.
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>>680574100
Yes it is canon


Also if captain can use the hammer so can wonder woman and super man
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>>680574373
No, it isn't canon. Crossovers are pretty much NEVER canon.

you don't even know how the hammers enchantment works do you?
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>>680567445
flash can travel almost infinitely faster than superman, and by the laws of physics that means he can punch with enough force to one hit KO superman. Flash CANONICALLY went faster than instantaneous travel, which is literally time travel through sheer speed force.


And you know the scary thing? Zoom completely eclipses flash in speed.
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>>680574509
Yes it's canon


I read enough comics to know how the Thor hammer works
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>>680563058
Supahman

Dumbest fucking fictional hero ever created.
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>>680568280
Injustice Captain Atom beat the ever loving fuck out of Supes, taking almost no hits himself. Easily one of my favorite Superman beat downs.
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>>680574252
Ok that's fine. Your comment still won't stop me from picking up some wolvie comics
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>>680563058
the flash.
pulls off costume in the blink of an eye, rapes everyone before they know whats happening. strip gets canceled for no longer being pg-13. win by mistrial
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>>680574793
Obviously you haven't since you think crossovers are canon.

It literally took me 30 seconds to find out that crossovers aren't canon.

And it took me another 30 seconds to find the enchantment, one which a Superman under normal circumstances would fail to meet.
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>>680574523
cant decide which flash argument i like better
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>>680563058
>has wolverine
>dosent have deadpool, which basically ensures a never ending brawl between him and superman, assuming flash dosent pull some one hit shit
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I said it last time and i'll say it again, Aquaman needs to step the fuck out side because he should need be in the super bar. Go make yourself useful and clean the ocean or something.
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>>680574523
Flash is still human though one punch like that his arm is gone bone cant stand up to that. he is out of commission after that.
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>>680575402
lay off man. he cleaned the bathrooms before budweiser and chill
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>>680568902
Nigga, Marvel has the mutant gene ex machina to fix any problem the writers corner themselves into.

"Shit we forgot to figure out how captain america is supposed to not get his ass beat by this character with mediocre powers while every other hero is busy! Oh right, just make up a new mutant."
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>>680563058
Nobody. Because the concept of a super hero is about the gayest thing ever
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>>680575504
Okay fine but as long as he knows hes not part of the "gang" and is just the help.
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>>680575200
Post me one source where someone from dc or marvel say that isn't canon
Also the enchant says that you need to be worth


In most comics superman is worth
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>>680575660
fair enough.
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>>680575098
Also fine.
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>>680575402
>>680575504
>>680575660
>>680575732
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>>680575697
https://www.quora.com/Are-the-Marvel-DC-crossover-comics-considered-canon

Not directly from them but it should be a enough. Not the other guy by the way. You guys do your thing.
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>>680572623
Fuck everyone's arguments, this guy has this shit down
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>>680575804
too burdened to be an interesting superhero. the feels
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>>680575697
DC and Marvel don't ever SAY anything is canon or non-canon. Just alternate timelines/realities. Like their "What-if" comics or injustice. It's all the heroes, but it isn't the main story. You're putting prerequisites on it because you know they don't exist, because that's not how it works.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercompany_crossover

Literally the first thing from google.
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>>680576011
but cancer though
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>>680575804
He makes it sound like fish are humans, fuck off with that fake ass busy schedule aquaman. I must protect the clown fish! My people need me!
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>>680576125
He'd still win a bar fight tho, then again, there wouldn't be much of a bar left...
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>>680565412
superman is weak to magic (thor) and superman couldn't beat hulk even in his wildest dreams. superman WISHES he was powerful enough to take down hulk.
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>>680575967
>a random balding nerd says that isn't cannon so it isn't
Don't talk to me


>>680576062
So in a alternative universe where superman and Thor coexist super can use the hammer

In the picture there is superman and Thor in the same picture what that must mean
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>>680572791
Why is powerful in quotes? That's one of 2 adjectives you used that accurately describe the character.

When the motherfucker uses quotes to underplay something that is an evident fact, then I'm out
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>>680568257
Batman is nothing more than a poor tony stark lmao


Why do people think he's so tough
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>>680576382
You're so rude. Its just a comic bro.
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>>680568331
But Green Lantern can't hurt anything yellow dudes fuck if we threw a schoolbus at him
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>>680576382
>>680576530
He's a troll. Let him have is head-canon like the tumblrina he is.
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>>680564368
Superman can give her a lobotomy
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>>680576357
>Superman couldn't beat Hulk
Nigger I was just lurking in this thread, and your stupid ass just made me reply.

You are fucking retarded if you think the Hulk is stronger than fucking Superman.
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>>680576441
my point is he's the posterchild of leukemia and regardless of how strong he is, this makes me dislike the character immediately without knowing anything else about him tbqh fam
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>>680575456
then how do you explain how the fuck he's able to travel at light-speed? if he was a normal human he'd be dead by that velocity instantaneously.

>but he can go WAY faster than lightspeed.
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>>680576492
>Poor Tony Stark

He pays for every bit of technology the JL uses, including the watch tower.

Also hes actually worth a damn without his suit.
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>>680576492
he's super smart, which makes him super tough to defeat.
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>>680576678
Boo fucking hoo


Just because you're wrong and doesn't have any arguments I'm a troll now?
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this thread smell so nerdy hahahhhaah
fucking fags.
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>>680563058
>hulk really likes playboy pinball
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>>680563058
In this picture? The only even close to fucking AQUAMAN's power level is Thor. Maybe if Hulk get's mad enough he could beat wonder woman, but with supes, pg and martian there? curbstomp
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>>680576726
this

Pussy ass old man Wolverine killed the Hulk, Superman could wink and kill that green faggot.
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>>680563058
wonder woman cuz you know she gon get fucked
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>>680576743
Doesn't matter in the cannon he can be injured. This is his weakness i dont care how fast he can go he still has weaknesses hell he even got shot in the head. their's a reason they are 3 Flash's.
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>>680576857
Actually no, I've answered the questions each time and you keep moving the goal posts. They aren't canon dude. Deal with it. He can't lift the hammer. He doesn't meet the requirements and he's not stronger than Odin to overcome it.
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>>680565412
Thor literally kills gods in both the marvel universe and the pagan mythology.
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>>680577099
superman punches fucking holes in reality
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>>680570358
Apart from everything else wrong with that, good luck catching a hammer flying at you head first
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>>680563058
iron man because his suit can just calculate out all the perfect shots so basically he'll win every game of pool as soon as its his turn
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>>680577051
>it isn't canon because I don't want it to be canon

That's how you sound

It's canon and superman can wear the hammer get over it
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>>680577196
So does the Bifröst. And that's just Thor's method of transportation.
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>>680576879
So who the fuck cares you wanna talk hockey or baseball?
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>>680577353
My method of transportation it's a car


You point is
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>>680577335
>superman can wear the hammer
Dude, I'm on your side, but do you even think about the shit you're typing out? Your terrible English is undermining your argument.
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>>680563058
i would say green lantern, he thinks it , it happens.. i dont see manhattan in there or he would def. be #1..
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>>680577353
wormholes/gateways are not even remotely close to the same thing as punching hard enough that the fucking universe can't take it. What you're saying is tantamount to saying that since I drive a car, I can hit as hard as one too. Superman has pulled planets, killed cosmic beings and only gets stronger with each new issue. Thor doesn't stand a chance.
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>>680577495
Thor matches Superman's ability to punch holes in reality just by arriving at wherever he intends to be.
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FLASH
L
A
S
H

CAN TAP INTO OP "SPEED FORCE" A MAGICAL BULLSHIT DIMENSION OF UNLIMITED POWER AND POTENTIAL, GIVING HIM THE ABILITY TO PHASE THROUGH MATTER, FUCKING TIME TRAVEL (FORWARD AND BACKWARD) AND FUCKING OUT RUN FUCKING DEATH ITSELF.

OP AS FUCK. SO STUPID.
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>>680577638
dr manhattan? is watchmen DC?
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>>680577568
W/e it's 01:10 and I need to wake up 06 am to get the bus to my college give me a break
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>>680577335
No it isn't canon because the two fucking comic companies say it isn't. Seriously it's the FIRST THING THAT POPS UP when you Google it.

It's not canon, he can't wield it. Get over it. And if he can wear the hammer then we have more pressing issues to deal with.
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>>680567211
>throw Hulk into the sun

to do what? piss him off and make him stronger?
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>>680563058
The better question

Is superman the only person that rouge can copulate with without killing
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>>680577717
Too bad that he isn't the one who controls the bridge
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>>680577763
Man you must be going to a community college because you're dumb as fuck.
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>>680577493
>hockey or baseball
these are sports for fags.
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>>680577717
no because thor can't punch holes in reality with his hands just like I can't hit someone as hard as my car.
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>>680577787
Show me then

Give me link where dc or marvel say that isn't canon
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>>680577800
Yeah, but by the time he gets back to Earth the bar fight will be over. So for all intents and purposes DC won the bar fight.
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>>680571132
>then
fucking cunt, even a latinfag like me could use correctly Than and then, fuck you.
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>>680577800
no, burn him faster than he can get mad enough to withstand it
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>>680577763
Lol this nigga. Bitching like a baby about a comic and he has school in the morning and no car. Get the fuck outta here.
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>>680577928
Already did
>>680576062
I hope you pay attention in class better then you do in this thread.
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>>680566865
Having ugly burn victim sex with the companion from firefly
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>>680577864
Actually in my country community college are the best ones and there is some shitty paid college but whatever
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>>680576970
>pussy ass old man wolverine killed the hulk
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>>680577879
What the fuck do you like then?
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fastest man alive cant even catch a falling glass of water, what a fucking useless faggot
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>>680577975
>>680577975
fucking kek, loopholed his ass
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wth so great about christopher reeve anyways? nigga can't even walk
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Saitama walks in and beats both teams in one punch.
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>>680577731

This. Y'all muthafuckers need to lurk /co and learn some goddamn shit. Flash is so overpowered it's not even funny.

Superman punches through the fabric of time and space? Flash can dodge it, and run to another dimension. Flash can run to a TIME before superman was born and kill his parents.

Ridiculous.
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>>680578211
>all of the "FLASH IS LE BEST SUPER HERO" arguments destroyed in one post
Nice work, anon.
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>>680577816

It depends on what you consider Magic. I could see Rogue's powers being "Magic", which is the one thing(aside from memeyte) that Superman can't defend against.
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>>680578073
Alternative universe still canon you dumb nigger


And even then I don't see any link to someone from dc/marvel saying that it isn't canon


Just because Wikipedia say it doesn't mean that it's truth
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>>680567373
Thor is only a god when it comes to the mythology. In terms of abilities he can be compared to Shazam.
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>>680567529
I thought Rouge's ability only applied to mutants and if that's the case then her powers would only work on Marvel mutants.
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>>680578418
mutant powers are different to magic I think
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>>680578495
>Alternate universe
>Still canon
Oh okay then.
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>>680573710
Literally the only person who gets it. Under no circumstance would goku and superman fight to the death. Goku is too pure for superman to kill and vice versa
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That ass.
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>>680578923
Nice arguments baby


But whatever I'm going to sleep in that time just keep telling yourself that you're right just because you want to be
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>>680578815
They dont she killed her first boyfriend when her powers manifested who was human
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>>680578418
Magic is an actual thing in the DC Universe. While you may consider Rouge's abilities as being magic they aren't. They come from her DNA and it's been explained how it works.
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>>680578923
In DC MU? yeah. There's a ton of AUs. There's a universe where everybody is a fucking horse. Everything seen in the comics unless SPECIFICALLY stated otherwise takes place in one of these. Like the crossover. It's canon
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>>680565632
THIS GUY
>HULK
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>>680579163
lol so condescending over comics, I bet you go to comic-con to talk shit on the creators for not accepting your fanfics
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>>680579163
I don't need an argument because you are contradicting yourself.
>>680579244
No it isn't you're both wrong. They're alternate universes because of just that, they are ALTERNATE, things are DIFFERENT from the main story line, which is what we are talking about. They aren't the "real" or "original" versions. Crossovers are never canon.
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>>680579188
The part where she absorbs other abilities only applies to other mutants though right? It's not like she could touch Superman and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of her eyes.
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>>680578371
Holy shit dude don't sit on a wall
We all know it won't end well for you
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>>680579664
Nah she absorbs everything from everyone. Its why she is such a OP character.
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>>680579644
damn back again with this "crossovers are never canon " but without having any source real source
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>>680579846
So you're saying that she could also touch Shazam and be able to do magic then?
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>>680579971
Source ,real source *
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>>680579971
Did you not click on this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercompany_crossover

Just go to the bottom of the page where they source everything.
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>>680580098
Yah she can. She could touch strain and steal his shit she gets their memory's and intelligence.
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>>680580188
>Wikipedia
>no oficial statement from dc nor marvel


You lost accept it already

Also I'm not the same guy btw
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>>680563058
Rogue applies "southern belle"
Seduces flash because he's the least disciplined member of the DC team.
Steals a kiss, steals a power.
Rogue now has the OP bullshit flash stupid physics breaking power to one punch everyone.
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>>680580410
Fine you fuck have it from the comic itself.

http://in.ign.com/comics/67578/feature/12-other-characters-who-have-lifted-thors-hammer-m?p=2

They even state that Odin LIFTED THE ENCHANTMENT on the hammer so Superman could wield it. And after the fight, Superman COULD NOT life it.

Eat a dick and be wrong.
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>>680580551
lift not life, just so upset someone can be so stupid.
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>>680563058
The owner after that fucking insurance claim and lawsuit
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>>680580436
pretty circumstantial there but not impossible
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>>680580551
I don't give a shit about the superfag


Just say :crossovers are Canon and I'm was wrong
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>>680580284
See there's the problem for me. In the DC Universe everyone has at least one weakness/limitation, but that doesn't really seem to apply to Marvel characters. It's what makes the DC Universe more "believable" to me.
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>>680563058
Fuck DC. Overpowered faggots
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>>680580844
No, the ONLY canon crossover was JLA/Avengers, and it got CANCELLED effectively wiping it from reality.

All other crossovers are non-canon.

I don't need you to say you're wrong, because I already know you are.
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>>680580974
i don't think you're ready for this jelly
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>>680581113
>all crossovers are non-canon

Give me the source from who in dc or marvel said that

If you reply with anything that isn't that I'll just ignore and accept that you recognize that you're wrong
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>>680580914
Wait what?
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>>680581411
Already did several times, you just refuse to scroll to the bottom of the page.

Give me a source that states their canon. Because if you can't this is just he said/she said.

You've done a great job ignoring me so far buddy, because you know you're wrong.
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>Comic book characters
>Having consistent levels of power
>Not having plot armor and favoritism out the ass depending who writes what
You autists really will argue about anything.
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>>680581485
Marvel characters don't have a specific limitation or weakness. Using your logic Rouge could absorb the abilities of Monitor and control the universe. In DC there are specific weaknesses like the Flash being frozen, Superman and kryptonite, Green Lantern and fear. In Marvel they don't have a specific weakness you just have to be strong enough to beat them. Am I wrong?
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>>680582196
Dude DC is way more OP then marvel. DC except for 1 or 2 times where the ultimate event came forward and defeated them never killed their characters. Marvel killed everyone all the time. Marvel had characters with real problems. Stark was a rich play boy who was always fucked up. Cap was a 1940'S Super Soldier thrust into the modern world. What turns me off about DC is its never New York or Chicago it was Central City or Gotham.
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>>680582739
What are you talking about? Green Arrow, Flash, and Batman all die it's just that someone else takes their place.
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>>680577034
Not to mention can he fly? I know he runs stupid fast but that doesnt make him capable of flight does it?
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>>680582739
>>680583776
And what do you define as real problems? Oliver Queen was also a "rich playboy who was always fucked up"
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what the fuck was Cap even aiming for when he spilled the drink?
fucking stick discipline damn
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>>680584861
>pool pleb
White ball off the cushion into blue corner pocket.
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>>680563058
superman > the flash > the hulk > everyone else because all the rest suck ass in comparison.
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Flash soloes pretty easily. DC characters are so overpowered it's ridiculous.
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>>680586667
truth, only marvel character that wouldnt be obliterated before the first second was up would be the hulk.
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