New /fluffy/ thread
old thread descended into shitposting madness
>>680559665
Nice banana
keller part 1
>autism thread
>>680559302
These threads are the most autistic threads on this entire site, and that's saying a lot!
Does anyone have that comic where a foal is forced to live in a fake city? I've been looking for ages and I can't find it for the life of me.
only a matter of time till that fucking dog shows up....
and yes, it's a dog, not a fox
>>680560660
Not really
>>680560709
YOU MEAN THIS DOG?????
We'll revolt against the doggola
>>680560805
Well my day is ruin
SEE YOU IN REHAB MOTHERFUCKERS
>>680560805
drop dat soap!
IT
IT WONT LET ME DELETE THE FUCKING DOG
>>680560805
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOU
THEY CALL US AUTISTIC
>>680560709
It's like larry all over again. Fuck. Just fuck off and let me enjoy one of the few things I like on this stupid fucking website anymore.
>>680561002
>>680560868
Guys guys, I'm kidding. It's just me. If it were that asshole he wouldn't call it a dog
>>680561045
too late anon
>>680560805
Furries and animal abuse?! This thread should be nuked
>>680561305
I'm pretty sure true autism is the inability to ignore something that you don't like.
Autist.
bump this thread
>>680561640
that art style is so fucking cancerous lmao
>>680561621
oh fuck yes
>>680561745
everything on /b/ is cancerous, not just this;
>>680561945
Are you that guy from last night?
Reminder that fluffies are psychosomatic totems for human sapience in the absence of human wisdom. Fluffies are just what you don't like about yourself.
>>680562108
Cause if so, you chose a really weird time to show up
>Be you
>Live in a nice house, have a nice job yet you have no family
>Never had the drive to get a pet
>Just you and the floorboards
>One day you are woken up to a crash coming from the shed
>Fuckin' raccoons
>Go outside and see something you tried to avoid for the longest time
>A fucking herd of fluffies.
>Two families it looks like, each with three foals.
>Shit everywhere, somehow got the shed open, eaten patches of grass and flowers
>fuck my fucking life.jpg
>You are spotted by said herd and they run around looking for an exit, not knowing they can leave the same way they came in
>Then one strides up to you with puffed up cheeks and stands in your way
>"go 'way dummeh hooman! dis fwuffy land! take sorry poopies"
>Before you can act the blue and white ball of fat turns around and laces your robe with something that is not chocolate ice cream.
Best answer decides what happens next.
>>680562108
Yes, it's me.
>>680562260
How so last night anon?
>>680562263
trap them in the house and keep them as sex slaves
>>680562268
Ok, sweet! Have any plans on giving us the rest of MadMartigan's work?
>>680562263
pick it up and punt it as far as you can
>>680562263
Kick the blue one. Stomp his head. Shut and lock the door, walk around to make sure they are trapped. Keep them in there for a few days, come back when they are starving. Brainwash them to hurt each other.
>>680562443
We were getting spammed by anime dogs in earlier threads, so I created a dog thread that became a fluffy thread...
>>680561786
oo thanx
>>680562594
bump
>>680562462
Oh yeah, been meaning to do that, but the last couple threads I entered looked like they had been hit by a nuclear powered shitpost bomb
>>680561786
Sauce please, i need it
>>680562651
Then that thread turned into a dog porn thread, so I ditched it and found this thread...
>>680562705
sorry mate i aint got it
dont even know whos tits they be
>>680562681
Uploading now, should be ready within 30 minutes, my internet is slow as crap
>>680562456
let's get erotic
>>680562518
>Go to reach the little shit sack for a quick bit of comeuppance
>As you place your hands on it, he reacts by biting your hand and biting as hard as possible
>Actually drew blood
>Pull away from fluffy
>"WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"smartie told you this fwuffy land! go 'way dummeh hooman!"
>I am too tired for this shit.
Best answer continues.
>>680562767
At some point in this thread I pretended to be the dogfag from earlier and some people flipped their shit...>>680560805
>>680560868
>>680560979
>>680561002
>>680562928
close door
douse hut in gassoline
burn em
>>680563028
And then the guy from last night shows up with the ability to link us to some really good shit by a booru member who ran into legal trouble
>>680562798
Why would you do this to me m8, now ill be on deaths door still wondering who's tits those were
>>680562928
STOMP/KICK THE LITTLE SHIT
why are we enjoying this?
You need to go and http://youtu.be/UL7UJGgJiMQ
>>680563319
But at least now the dogfags are gone, I think they're still in the thread I made
>>680563563
Okay, made the mistake of going back to the dog thread. Don't do it unless you're into dog cock
>>680563809
Not that anyone was going to go back anyway
what are the odds that the furry dog spammer comes back for round 2?
>>680563354
>Fuck it.
>Reel back as hard as possible and kick the little cunt in the face.
>HOMERUN.png
>He flies all the way down your garden and hits the fencing.
>No splatter, instead he kind of just flops down
>The rest of the herd lose their shit. Literally. And start running around in a panic again.
>They finally resort to running into the shed and hiding
>As you walk up to the shed you hear something
>"dummeh hooman...leave babbehs..."
>Well I'll be damned.
>Smartie survived. Barely.
>Blood staining his fur, his horn is snapped, one of the legs is surely dislocated as the bone shouldn't be sticking out like that
>You could just finish him off and kill the fluffies in the shed
>Nah. Let's have some fun.
Best answer decides.
Once more unto the breach
>>680563988
Pretty low I think.
>>680562263
You're a cultist that worships Nyarlarhotep , you know what to do
>>680559302
WARNING: HARDCORE AUTISM IN THIS THREAD
>>680564041
Pick up the horn, use it to cut his eyes out. Then throw his ass in with the fluffies and lock them all in for the night.
> pwease nice mistuh dont abuse fwuffy, aw good fwuffy
>>680564096
I kinda irrefutably pointed out their stupidity in calling the dog a fox, the spammer said that he was gonna go to rehab or some shit
>>680559714
>>680564041
block their exit, grab hammer or baseball bat, and whack the shit out of them.
>>680564496
Fuck off Garcia! Don't make me get my sorry stick
>>680563348
im so sorry man
i probably got it from a porn gif thread or something
i cant even hazzard a guess
would more tits help?
>>680564548
Did he really just the use "It's an imposter" defense to avoid being trolled?
apparently was banned. so posting oc now~
>>680564548
Anyways, does anyone have the rest of the stories by MadMartigan?
>>680564496
I really wish someone would tourture him...and Amy Shumar...and Danieal tosh...someone just kill Comedy Central already
>>680564814
banned for what?
>>680564839
Didn't you get the link? Or do you mean in image form?
>>680564875
it literally only said "n" so i have no clue
>>680562222
Unchecked quads? Heresy!
>>680564743
Maybe, he was just an idiot
>>680564966
No, I got the file from yesterday, but the guy who posted the link mentioned there being more stories that he would have ready for today
>>680560294
Who was this artist? I've seen it so many times but I never found out
>>680562928
cut off the fuckers limbs and let him die in a slowly filling bathtub of boiling water
>>680564440
>See the other half of shitbags horn laying next to him
>Pick that shit up
>"dummeh hooman gif horn back or get biggest owies!!"
>"How about I keep it?"
>"take biggest owies!!"
>The shitbag strains as hard as possible
>Suddenly a spark erupts from what's left of his horn
>He actually managed to start a fire on his fur
>He tries to move to put out the fire with what's left of his legs
>Even though it's hilarious to watch, you put him out with the hose and pick him up
>Bring him to eye level
>He blows his tounge at you
>"After all of this you still want to be a little shit?"
>"smartie am bravest of fwuffies!"
>Fuck it.
>Take his other horn half and plunge that shit into his eye
>"OWWWIEEEEES!!!! DUMMEH HOOMAN!! BIGGEST OWIES!! SEE PLACE HURT!!!!"
>He's kicking his legs with such fury
>So much so, he further fucks up his fucked up leg
>Take out the horn half
>"Are you ready to fuck off?"
>"DUMMEH HOOMAN! LEAVE HEWD ALONE OR GET BIGGEST OF BESTEST BIGGEST OWIES"
>"Well, I warned you."
>Plunge the horn into his last working eye
>The little fuck passes out in the pain
>Well whatever
>Throw the little shit into shrub and walk to shed
what next?
