im crying laughing holy shit 10/10
she's gotta be legit trolling, next level shit
>be me , have 2cats
> one likes to only pee on my things
>hates me with a passion
>goes out of his asshole way to piss on my things constantly
> get idea start using febreeze on the cat every time he pees
>doesn't work FML.jpg
>one day was pretty drunk
> cat comes in room looks me in the eye and pees on my gaming chair
> have brilliant drunk idea
>wait for cat go outside , he does
> I follow him out , unzip my pants and start peeing on him
>chase cat around back yard until pee runs out at 3am
>go back inside wash hands , change clothes
You missed the memo Angela put out.
Dumbass it's even more of a thing than America. They don't fucking burn books and force you to take down your own flag if the shitskins get butthurt.
This is supposed to be ironic shitposting but we actually know you're a lame 9fag who has nothing better to offer. So its like a triple joke that you are human garbage too
I hate that phenomenon.
>was at this bitches house with some friends and i was high af.
>Didnt want people to know i was blazed and a lightweight so i tried to leave for some air
> the door wouldnt open
>sheepishly tell the girl her lock is broken
>looks at me like im retarded
>opens door for me with no difficulty.
Mfw i ran home to escape the spaghetti
>who are you? im the autist
>saved the thumbnail
Definitely the autist
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