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Why aren't you having a wife and kids?
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>>680538175
except I am
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I'm engaged but she wants to adopt
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>>680538713
enjoy your crackhead abused neglected child
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>>680538713
Don't adopt a nig then
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:^)
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>>680538930
>>680538899
>I< don't want to adopt, she does.
I'd much rather take a while fucking a baby into her
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>>680538175
why Joe rogan
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no success with women. i have tried everything short of getting a mailorder bride and those are scams
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>>680538175
The Government will just turn them gay or cucks.
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>>680539696
Rape is never the answer, goy
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>>680539889
joe rogan questions everything
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because i dont want to have to pay money to a child my wife cheated on me to produce
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because med-school
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>>680538175
paying hookers is cheaper
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>>680540086
Not rape, she wants to fuck. Right now she's on implant birth control but that's due to be pulled out about 5 months after our wedding.
She just needs to be convinced that having our own baby is better than adopting some random
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>>680538175
I'm quite happy fucking yours
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>>680540086
Unless the question is "what is the word for forced penetrative sex"?
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I'd rather be stabbed to death.
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>>680538175
Gay
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Cuz I don't got the Joe Rogan experience
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>>680540362
Tell her to stop being a pussy and just have the kid. You will love your child more than any crack baby you adopt.
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>>680538175
I ask myself this quite often. The more I try to find excuses the more I become depressed about it. I tried and failed is the appropriate answer I guess.
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>>680538175
Because marriage is bullshit and children aren't miracles, 7.6 billion and counting fag
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>>680538713
Lol, a while new level of cuck, she doesn't even want your kid.
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>>680540189
Has he taken on the holocaust yet?

Tons of intelligent people get turned away from real information by the power of taboo.
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They are expensive
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>>680538175
i suk @ this
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>>680540973
>>680540973
It's more that she feels bad that we could be helping a kid that already exists, but I disagree.

>>680540735
We haven't even really talked about it that much. Just that she wants to adopt and that I want my own. When the time comes when we can have our own, I'm sure that's what will happen.
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>>680538175
Cause I'm fat and broke.
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>>680538713
fuck that. drop that bitch.

You are actually okay with your partner not wanting your baby? you picked a partner that you can't even do the only biological thing you were made for.... cuck.. top cuck. tip toppiest fucking cuck.
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>>680538175
his wife is taller than him. lel

go take some alphaheight you manlet fuck
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>>680538175
Because I don't know if i could control myself around them
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>>680540329
Well like after you become a doctor, bruh
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>>680540828
You will become a cuck since you support Bernie Gutman
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>>680541304
Or you're a cuck, the most likely case. Face it, she doesn't elwant you to breed her, she seems you unworthy. You're just a wallet with a penis attached to it to her.
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>>680538713
One natural one adopted?
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>>680541280
lmfao
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>>680541420
Them being the kids?
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>>680538175
I'm not financially secure enough to support them
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>>680538175
Kids are easy. Getting the wife is the hard part.
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>>680541280
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>>680541700
>Kids are easy
a van is all thats needed
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>>680538175
I do have a wonderful wife. And we have no kids, because kids are terribly annoying. I can hardly stand having someone elses kids around.
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>>680541842
i still don't understand how serial killers get away with it 10+ times
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>>680541478
I don't support Bernie, the pic was a reference to failure.
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>>680541503
I'm not even affluent. We've both got mounds of student debt and I'm at least 2 years out from getting a well paying job. So, barely a wallet. I do fuck her good tho as far as I know. So maybe it's just the constant penis she doesn't have to work for. But hey I love her and I see nothing from her otherwise that would show she doesn't.
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>>680541925
30+ in my case

and counting
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>>680541842
That's what I was implying. This is far harder to achieve on a grown woman. They know more tricks.
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>not financially secure and in a chaotic line of work that would probably prevent me from being a good dad
>women be crazy
>manhating legal system that will immolate a father "for the best interests of the children".
>Won't be able to make a dent in the demographic shift undertaken by a civilization that decided to suicide before I was born.

>>680540891
Mostly in countries with designated shitting streets

>>680541700
For many it's the reverse...
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>>680541933
Because adopting a kid will lessen financial burden versus birthing one.

Keep telling yourself she loves you, meanwhile you will literally be raising some one else's off spring because she doesn't feel you're man enough to give her a proper child.
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>>680542047
dead bitch pulls no tricks, just learn taxedermie and ur set.
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>>680542029
i drive by them from time to time and think i'll so get caught if i try to grab them right now
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I'm 20 you fuck
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>>680541921
My kids are annoying as shit. I love them because I made them and I take responsibility for that, but fuck, not everyone thinks its the best thing in the world. Everyone tells you its awesome and you'll change your tune but then you don't and that's when things really suck.
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>>680542215
Like I said, we're more than a year out before she can even get pregnant.
So fuck off faggot, and stop being analpained that this anon is happy in his relationship.
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I dont want a child 100%, having a child is a choice I can't really undo easily and besides, the world is already overpopulated
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>>680538175
Because I get kind of nervous around children OP
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>>680538175
>that little thing in the white dress

still too young for me, but I see potential. Give her 4 years, and god damn!
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>>680541933
doesn't matter if you love her or she loves you. if your partner doesn't want kids with "you" there will be problems in the future. You are going to get married to her and you said you don't even really talk about it. You two sound like stupid kids. You are supposed to plan your life together before you are married and find out if you share the same sights for the future.

just because you love someone doesn't mean they are perfect for you and that you are supposed to marry them. I married my wife after we planned our future and what we wanted to do. When we first started dating one of the first questions was if we want kids.

You are probably american because americans don't give a shit about marriage and do it on a whim.
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>>680542540
>the world is already overpopulated

yeah but with nonwhites
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>>680542510
>happy in his relationship

Whatever you gotta say, he is still a cuck and you know I'm right.
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>>680542540
>the world is already overpopulated
so you're going to let a bunch of fundie Teabagger white trash have your kids for you
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>>680538175
Both are way too expensive, would rather pursue creative interests
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>>680538175

Because i'm supremely selfish and value my free time over everything else. I work 8 hours a day and sleep 8 hours a day I want that last third to do exactly what I want whenever i want.

Also, I haven't seen even a fictional example of a woman i'd want to keep around forever.
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>>680542607
Joe Rogan will kill you
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>>680542215
no it won't dumbass. do you know expensive it is to adop or how long the process is? what about all the check ups by people making sure you aren't an idiot and can take care of the little crackhead you adopted.
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>>680542811
Godman you're a fucking retard, it was clearly sarcasm, reading comprehension nigger, do you have it.
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I did, then my wife left me for someone.

Now I have to share my shitty kid
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>>680538175
I don't want to be caught having a boner around the cute lil lolis my daughter would bring over
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>>680543020
And that's why marriage is a sham. It's literally just a legal binding document designed to financially ass rape the man.
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Gotta get my shit together before getting married, gotta avoid having a kid so I can keep my shit together.
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i already have my wife's son
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>>680542773
If she was 20 and dating a guy and had consensual sex, Joe Rogan would probably still kill the guy.
With that in mind, the threat seems less impressive.
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>>680542749
what about this girl
>>680526261
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>>680538175
beacuse i dont wanna be a wage cuck having to work for a wife who wants my money for luxuries and feeding extra mouths that just wine for the latest apple products.

i rather keep money for myself, also i dont want kids, my sisters kids alone anoyed the fuck out of me when i used to baby sit
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>>680541926
Good one
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>>680543382
you'd still be a wage cuck though
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>>680543446
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>>680543215
kissless virgin confirmed
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>>680538175
Because I live my life wallowing in self pity on the Internet to the point that any being with a vagina would be repulsed by lack of ability in anything...
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>>680543584
>2016
>not working a salaried position
butthurt faggot
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>>680543215
Things are a lot more equal now..

The only way guys won't get fucked is if the wife is the bread winner and you're the stay-at-home dad. But come the fuck on.. who does that
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>>680542773
fuck that whiny manlet. I am twice his size and half his age.
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>>680542442
never heard it put that way, pretty refreshing anon
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>>680543707
but I do find my only solace in yelling at non-existent niggers and kikes
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>>680543637
It's cute how when anyone here can't fight back they just resort to calling virgin and newfag.

>>680543729
Hah, nah man, you think it's equal but let the bitch come into the court room in tears. Let's see how that case goes. Humans can't not be biased.
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>>680543712
>working
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I'm too fucked
So is the world
I have anger issues
I have a 10-year-running weed addiction
Bad genes; mother is heavily bipolar alcoholic, grandma had her first stroke when she was like 45, know nothing about either my grandfather or my own dad.
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>>680544054
>weed addiction
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>>680544110
try quitting it faggot

you always end up getting another bag

always

try doing this for 10 years

it's an addiction faggot
deal with it
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>>680543020
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>>680541421
yeah, afterwards I'll be settling down
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>>680538175

But...i am having a child, but we're not married. The military keeps fucking how i plan shit.

>inb4 welfare queen
>inb4 you had me at tricare
>4 year relationship where two years are before joining
>inb4 jodie baby
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>>680544287
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>>680543729
it's not equal at all dumbass. my boss's wife cheated on him and had a kid with another man that he raised for a year before his wife's sister told him. she wasn't paying their bills and used all the money on drugs. he left took the kids and has been in court fighting against her for 2 years now. she is a druggie and has failed multiple drug test and lost her house which was given to her for free. she hasn't had to pay any expensive legal fees because she is a woman and doesn't have a job. she doesn't go to court hearings and still hasn't been arrested. she is actually suing him for not paying for the kid she had with the other guy that she is with now which is an ex con who did 10 years for a severe assault which almost killed a man.

guess what he is still getting fucked and he has literally done nothing wrong.
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ITT: how many times can we post "cuck"
?
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>>680544542
>cuck
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>>680541280
i fuckin lost it
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>>680544542
If the boot fits
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>>680544444
>waste of quints
I'll fight you faggot
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>>680544542
12 so far cuck. 13
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>>680544444
Nice digits
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>>680544444
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>>680544444
HAWKING CHECKED
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>>680543584
>making the same face
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I know my gf is constantly disappointed that I have no intention of proposing. I just don't see why I need to have a ceremony to "legalize" my commitment to her. I'm with her. I love her. I care for her. Why isn't that enough? People constantly give me shit for not marrying her, they say "it'll make her so happy." Yeah that's great, but what about what makes me happy? Im happy the way things are. Fuck those people.
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>>680538175

I'm sterile and I'm gay.
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>>680544702
you're not addicted you're just a weak-willed zilch
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>>680544444
Sup Hawking
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>>680544783
taking half her shit in the divorce would make you happy too anon
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>>680544783
enjoy your gf upgrading to a metrosexual nigger faggot
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>>680538175
People have become materialistic now. Women are brainwashed and still being brainwashed that they don't need anyone but themselves. When men earn and save money, it's hard for them to trust women because they've seen what's going on. Materialistic women everywhere. Both genders are being brainwashed. Let's say, both of them have a decent career, if they decide to have a kid or two, most of the time, those kids would end up in a daycare or a nanny. Women chose career over family. Oh, excuses of paying bills. Stop spending money with material shit. Kids are only kids once. When they grow and you're old, they will dump your old ass in a nursing home and will only visit you when they have extra time.
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>>680544783
Marriage is a garbage that little girls are brainwashed into wanting as the end all for their lives. There is literally no piece of paper in the world that can physically stop anyone from cheating on you, to stay with you and support you all your life.

Yet, all of America is rabid about this shit, and we have a massive divorce rate. Coincidence?
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>>680544054

>WEED ADDICTION

why didn't this come earlier in the post, I could of stopped reading straight away.
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>>680544870
I live in WA state and it says right on the bag of legal marijuana "habit forming"

you are a stupid faggot if you deny medical science considers weed smoking an addiction
a stupid stupid stupid faggot
and I will fight you faggot
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>>680545046
Cont.

TL;Dr, you don't need a piece of fucking paper to prove to the other you're committed.
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>>680544783
Imagine this.. You guys are together for 30 years. When you introduce her to people, what are you gonna say? Here's my gf..we're together for over 30 years. Kinda pathetic, no?
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>>680544923
I have my own house, all my own shit. I would get cleaned out in a divorce. If I ask for a prenup people would say why you don't need that!!! Well, statistics say otherwise. Marriage, the only way to win is not to play.
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>>680545046
US society is uptight about its purpose

it's seen as lazy to pursue individual happiness, you have to fall lock-step into a tradition geared for long-term reproductive behavior

if the US were more permissive about sexuality, including pedophilia, this shit wouldn't be a problem en masse.
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>>680544054
more like potato chip addiction
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>>680545311
Wtf does pedophiles have to do with marriage you fuck? You lost me in that one line.
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>>680545254
Bitch, if you really love me, you'll respect my decision. If we're still together after 30 years, then, I'll undo it.

If she agrees, then, marry her. If not, then, dump her materialistic ass.
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>>680544054
>anger issues
>weed addiction

My fedora just flew of my head and hit the cat without the chance to tip.
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>>680538175
Because it would spoil my appetite.
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>>680545434
this society wouldn't be so gungho about pursuing an outdated hivemind tradition like marriage if we were more permissive about sex
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>>680540189
close, but not exactly.
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>>680538175
havent come across any women that are wife material yet. until i do, im quite content to fuck sluts and live alone.
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>>680545254
>implying that's why people want you to get married
>implying that she is already planning on leaving you
>implying that on opposite day men have equality in the American justice system
implying anon
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>>680545626
mods take this shit seriously

enjoy your permab&
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>>680545250
What the fuck does it matter how I introduce her as? I could say this is Jane. She's been my main bitch for 30 years. It sounds like your saying that people should just get married to avoid uncomfortably explaining a relationship, when in fact it is none of their business in the first place.
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>>680545250
no. just because you aren't used to the sound of something doesn't mean it is pathetic. I know someone who did exactly that. They are both happy. All they do is travel around Europe. In their 40s with no kids and have all the time they want to themselves and each other.
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>>680538175

I'm having a wife and her kids right now...
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>>680538175
because women and children are the most expensive things in the world

and I'd rather fuck them than support them
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>>680545311

Probably most people were on board with you until the random pedophilia bit, like what the fuck. Like you might as well of said "and also hitler was totally right about most things".
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>>680545434

Can you not see anon, raping children will make America great again.
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because i'm done with women. MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) is the way to go
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>>680538175
Kinda funny Joe Rogan couldn't put the stem on the apple.
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>>680545837
That sounds so pathetic. Where do I sign up for this kind of pathetic lifestyle?
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>>680545617
Literally has nothing to do wtih pedos, why specify that?

Sex isn't the problem, you can fuck what ever with out legally binding documents.

The problem is mostly media and communities brain washing little girls into thinking that they have to get married, that it's some unmatchable pinnacle of relationship, like being married saves and elevates a relationship.

The cold hard truth is, it doesn't save relationships, it more often breaks them, it doesn't make them better, usually after people stop trying to improve the relationship because that ring means you're stuck now and you don't have a choice (unless you're rich). Marriage is an issue, not because of sex, but because it's flawed as a whole.
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>>680538175
Because divorce rape and kids are little shits
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>>680546214
because pedophilia is just as effective of a release as any other kind of sexual activity
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>>680543879

No seriously, women won't get full custody just by crying.

Except when they split your assests equally you'll learn that "equal isn't equal.
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>>680546273
>divorce rape
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>>680545250
>Hey this is x she's my lover/SO/main vagina
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>>680545837
Until one of them dies. You're old and alone. All your money and things will go to family members if you have any. Your bloodline stops.
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>>680541408
retard
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>>680538175
Why wouldn't I?
inb4 mgtow gay brainwashing shit
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>>680546599
Says an old man using a cane.
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>>680546607
Who cares about bloodlines? I'm not starting a dynasty. And a simple last will and testament can make sure your money and assets go to where you want them to when you're dead. No need for marriage.
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If you're still on this thread, I'm at bathurst and eglinton now.
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>>680545940

Probably most people were on board with you until the random Hitler bit, like what the fuck. Like you might as well of said "if the US were more permissive about sexuality, including pedophilia, this shit wouldn't be a problem en masse.".

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG. CUNT.
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I know who's behind this post....

Seriously though if you're in this thread and you're white you should be having kids. White birth rates are dropping at a disturbing level

>inb4 hurr dur I don't want to bring children into this fucked up world

Just do it. For the sake of the white race. Do it so the jews and the gays and the liberal white hating media doesn't win.
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>>680546377
It's also immoral and illegal. Masturbation is too, and you don't ruin a child's life by doing it.

>>680546378
No, seriously, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I've personally seen that shit with my best friend.

His dad was a hard working guy with a house and cash in the bank. His mom was a gutter skank crack junky who beat her kids. She won. Came in crying, sob story in trail, and they glanced over all the fucked up shit and she won complete custody of all the kids in the family and the dad got fucked.

I don't know who you're trying to convince, but you're retarded if you think it's equal in court for a man and woman.
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>>680546846
I honestly hope you're a fucking nigger. We don't need more of you in this world.
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I would freak the fuck out if someone took a picture of my kids.

I'm not having a wife cause I have too many substance abuse problems. I'm not having kids as of now cause I'm not financially stable
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>>680546910

MOM SHUT UP IM BEING EDGY ON 4CHAN!

Anon, stop saying shit because you think it's how you're supposed to think when on 4chan. Stop trying to fit in and develop a personality for gods sake, you're so transparent it's comical.
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>>680543712
>2016
>working in a salaried position
>not getting commission.
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>>680546910
Shut up fat ass!!
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>>680546758
Don't get jelly of those dubs son, I was spamming memes at a college level at your age
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>>680547114
>substance abuse problems

KEKT
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>>680547371
Oh, please. I probably am older than you.
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>>680547053
Not having a family != Not caring about the community or your own family. It seems like you're just angry that anon has less responsibilities than you do. Guess you should've thought twice before enslaving yourself?
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>>680543774
2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo
Blue Belt in Judo
Black Belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu under Eddie Bravo
Black Belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado

I think you'd get your ass kicked, bro.
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>>680538175

I've a wife, but fuck having kids. There's enough people on the planet and my genetics are fucked anyway.
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The niggers and Mexicans and arabs already won

You think all of them are financially stable? You think they put having a wife and kids on hold so they could spend their whole life getting a degree? Fuck no they pop out babies.

>I don't care about wife and kids and re populating this earth

Fine then don't complain when there are no white people left faggot
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>>680544444
Hawking quints
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>>680538175
Well, I still might, but up to this point I've seen it as a trap and I couldnt really afford it through my 20s. Once you have kids women have you by the balls, you're officially their slave for at 18 years.
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>>680544542
13 times
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>>680546060
what do u mean
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>>680547659
You act like we're some how better. News flash, all humans and the races of humans are fucking trash in their own special way
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>>680544389
Hopefully with another doctor and not a pleb-tier nurse who will suck you dry
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>>680538175
Because I cant
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>>680547536
Do what you think is best for you but if you're white, then, all you and your ancestors' hard work will be just history because none of you will survive if most of you think that way.
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>>680547216

All them words. 4chan bla 4chan bla 4chan.

I remember being new.
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>>680547888
Check me niggers
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>>680540486
male rape doesnt exist pig
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>>680538175
Because I've worked hard to get through grad school and land a good job with good pay. No way I'm pissing that away on a bitch and a bunch of crotchfruit.
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Because this world is so fucked up I would never want to bring another life into it.

Unless there is some kind of massive wide scale genetic cleansing in my life I will keep my swimmers following their tails
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>>680548002
Sword of baiter, give me bait beyond bait.

If you're serious though, kys
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>>680541414

spotted the manlet
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>>680547898
Been brushing up on the Turner Diaries I see.
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I envy successful people who have a great chick and kids. I have had drug problems for most of my adult life and after I hit 40 my appearance took a turn for the worse unfortunately. Now I am just a pervert who thinks of what could have been instead of trying to improve, my mind just won't let me.
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>>680538175
i'd rather be happy and alone than in a miserable relationship
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>>680547917

If you think any of those words were "big" then you're kinda dumb arent you? :o
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>>680548140
Me too big up u
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>>680548183
Explain to me how a man can be raped if he always wants sex. You can't, educate yourself.
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>>680548368
Then don't be with a shitty person
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>>680548445
Okay, it's bait
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>>680542929

FUCKING KEK'D
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>>680548561
Yeah it is, I hate feminists
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>>680547857
>all humans and the races of humans

I hope you never breed.
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>>680542929
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>>680542906
Did they photoshop the logo onto or off of her shirt?
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>>680548681
I have erectyle distinction and I'm socially inept, so you have your wish.

I probably could have worded that better for sure.
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>>680546060
HIS KIDS AINT GOT NO DICK
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>>680538175
hate fucking weddings hate everyone who I would have to invite. I tolerate my girlfriend so I don't have to live a lonesome existence but I actually don't think I'll ever get married.
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>>680545311
>including pedophilia
tried to slip that one past us
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>>680547765

The dicks on his kids (sons instead of daughters)
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Marriage is the ultimate cuck. If she gets tired of your ass she'll divorce you, she'll be spending your money while fucking dudes in your house. But at least you tried to do it the "right" way!
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>>680548961

>erectyle distinction

You must be trolling, serious!
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>>680549526
Nah man, I'm serious. I'm impotent. Amy time I've ever tried to get intimate with a girl it never stirs.
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>>680549687
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal. Get viagra and fuck bitches. It's not that hard... Pardon the pun.
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>>680549687
Yuh gayyyyy son
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I'm poor af and going into uni in the fall. Also going into career where I'll be traveling a lot. Not exactly conducive for a family. Also, idfk how to raise kids, and could barely handle my sister before losing my fucking mind.
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>>680549687

Really mate? I'm not talking about your prick either.
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I have a wife. And she NEVER wants kids. Which is the best thing you could hope for. Don't have to waste my time or money on some little faggot for 18 years. My circle of friends currently Are mad as FUCK we don't want kids. One night they angrily asked why not and I said because I'm not a sucker and they all got offended
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>>680549844
There's no pedestal placing here, at this point I don't even care. I stopped trying for a relationship a long time ago, last date I was on was '09. Meh, what ever.

>>680549902
Nah, I experimented with a guy, not only no erection but it just didn't feel right to me and I regret it
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>>680550411
It's amazing that suckers hate being called suckers.
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>>680549844
>>680549902

but he has erectyle distinction for god sake.
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>>680550390
What do you mean not talking about my prick? That's kind of what erectyle distinction is man...
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>>680550411
cool story bro
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>>680550607
Oh for FUCKS sake, it's auto correct. I keep typing disfunction and it forces it to distinction.

You know what I meant.
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>>680550576
I didn't mean to piss them off but come on. You can't give me one example of how having kids is better than not
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Reading this thread makes me realize that guys are just as crazy as bitches.

As for me, fuck having kids. That shit's a joke, your life is fucking over and you can't do the shit you wanna do. Not only that, the little shit is a money sinkhole.

No, plenty of folk are having kids, I'm good.

>inb4 cuck

Using that word warrants that you kill yourself.
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>>680550860
I don't think you're a cuck. I think you're not a sucker like everyone else who thinks having a kid will replace some lost happiness in their life when it's the EXACT OPPOSITE
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>>680538175
Because I'm young and not financially stable.
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>>680538175
I don't want either.
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>>680551119
Word. I think people think having kids is some cure-all to everything wrong in their life.
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>>680547361
I'm not fat, you fucking Jew!
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>>680550509
Well, you've "experimented", so you're gay. No doubt about it. Intamacy with a dude? Check. Not interested in females? Check. That's it. The entire list of what it takes to be a faggot. I think the problem is that you don't realize you're a catcher, not a pitcher. So go get your shit pushed in.
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I didn't want to go thru what my parents did.
We were 7 wild Indians.

They were responsible, and we were ungrateful jerks.
Sacrifice...work, then get an FU at 14 or 15 yrs old.

We did that to them.
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>>680550817

plome ploaster.
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>>680551456
Lol, literally taken everything out of context. I hear faux news is hiring.
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It's a waste of money I rather spend that money on cars and sluts and great weed .
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Why would I have a family if I'm going to kill them anyway?
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>>680551456

I took a photo of my asshole in the shower and jerked of to it. I'm I gay?
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>>680552006

*am
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>>680538175
Because I'm not rich, attempting school, girlfriend and I are no where near being able to support one.
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>>680538175
because i'm 20, not financially stable, i haven't graduated from uni yet and my girlfriend and I have only been together for a year.
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>>680538175
Because I don't hate myself that much yet
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>>680550411
She wants kids. Just not with you
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>>680551832
>I rather spend that money on cars and sluts and great weed

Mods, there's an obvious 12 year old posting.
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>>680552580
Or he is suffering his mid life crisis
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>>680552670

At 12?
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>>680541280

You're a sick fuck.

But you're OUR sick fuck.
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>>680552580
i don't like weed, but like. what's wrong with digging sweet cars and sluts?
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>>680552835
Kek
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>>680552949

Diggings for miners mate
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Current cuck count: 17
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>>680552491
Except she doesn't, stupid fuck lol.
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>>680553422
Cuck because they don't want kids? Lmao I think I know who the real cuck is.
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>>680553581
You missed what I was trying to say. I meant the amount of times cuck has been said in this thread.
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>>680553581

Is Chef Ramsey a Cuck?

Captcha - Select the food
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>>680553841
Ah. My mistake. Make it 19 times now
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>>680553480
>lol

this fuckers 12 too.

for the love of god MODS.
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>>680538713

What a fucking cuck. Kill yourself. Thats all you are good for at this point.

The insurance money will pay for the other man's kid.
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I'm not 12 I have a shitty car for work and a dodge neon srt bored 3.0 and 3 stage turbo . No back seat no kids just room for failed college sluts .
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>>680551456
Looks like you abandoned post
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>>680554447
22 times now. 22 fucking times
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>>680554447
how do you know he's insured?
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>>680554517
>bored
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>>680554281
I do it to piss off little sperg faggots like you lmao
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>>680554646
Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck Cuck
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>>680554875
>lmao

lmfao
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>>680554875
>I do it to piss off little sperg faggots like you lmao
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>>680554517
>I'm not 12 I have a shitty car for work and a dodge neon srt bored 3.0 and 3 stage turbo . No back seat no kids just room for failed college sluts
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>>680555620
Lmaoooooo I LOVE when spergs get so mad they just green text my comments. Funny as FUCK
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>>680553581
>Cuck because they don't want kids? Lmao I think I know who the real cuck is.
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>>680553480
>Except she doesn't, stupid fuck lol.
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>>680555793
>Lmaoooooo I LOVE when spergs get so mad they just green text my comments. Funny as FUCK
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>>680538175
Because I'm scared of my wife getting bored or whatever shit, taking me to court and financially and emotionally gutting me. Bachelor life is pretty fucking nice IMO. I sleep lots, hang with bros, go to parties/bars and just generally give a surprising low amount of fucks. I kinda want to stick with that.
>>
Cringey as shit
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>>680555958
Exactly. Darn you sure taught me!!!
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>>680538175
Because I hate my bitch girlfriend of several years but I'm too much of a chicken shit coward to get rid of her... Even though I tried and she keeps talking me into getting back together.
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>>680555695
>>680555620
>>680555958
>>680555885

Not been on for a while. This board has jumped the shark. Back to infinity chan I go.
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>>680556396
>Exactly. Darn you sure taught me!!!
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Because the love of my life left me and I can't love again
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>>680556944
He's right though. You're obviously mad as shit. Other wise why
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>>680557101
>He's right though. You're obviously mad as shit. Other wise why
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>>680547010
Tell that poor fag of a friend of yours to hire a real lawyers.

Women don't win because they cry.

Your friend is a complete moron of he lost custody to his ex
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>>680557501
Feminist found
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That one guys mad as shit
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I'm waiting until I have enough wealth to prevent my child from watching TV and talking to children who watch TV without being a monster

in the USA, this is impossible, overseas perhaps not
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>>680558280
>That one guys mad as shit
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>>680538175
1. I hate children.

2. I don't like women.
Sexually I do, but I don't like them as friends.

3. Marriage is a prison.
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>>680554619
No - was just watching the NHL playoffs.

>>680551668
That's the gay person answer to everything... Faux News.

>>680552006
Yes. Is this a serious question? If you took the picture for a school assignment for anatomy class you'd be in the clear. Or if you just wanted to know if it was asthetically pleasing, then it would be OK. But to jerk off to a pic of your own balloon knot? That's super gay, and frankly, a bit conceited.
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>>680558890
I like looking at assholes though and mine is super cute.
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>>680559210
So at the very least, you're an egomaniac with unresolved homosex issues. I've been told by several girls that I have a beautiful cock and balls, but I don't photograph it and jerk off to it. That's Trumpian.
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>>680559598
youre doing some fucked up psychotherapist shit

like dennis & dee from always sunny


fuck off guy
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>>680558890
Nah, you just reworked it to fit your argument bro

I am very interested in women, I seen a girl today at the local comic shop that made me go "damn" in reaction and she smiled back. I'm socially retarded though so I didn't pursue.

I tried with a guy, not because I wanted to be with a guy, but to test myself to see ify inability to perform with girls was that I was actually gay. I couldn't with him either and it gave me some pretty bad feels on top of that. Was the act gay? Yes. Am I gay as a person? No, because it didn't do anything for me.

I don't likey ass being played with at all, I'm not a bottom but if I'm fantasizing alone I get the biggest orgasms when being a Dom in a situation and having the girl worship my cock.

No, sorry, I'm not gay but I am pathetic as a man.
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>>680559754
I'm just good at reading people. Also, I'm not your guy, pal.
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>>680559598

I don't jerk off to my cock and balls either.

>I've been told by several girls that I have a beautiful cock and balls

Photos or it never happened.
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I have my wife constantly. My kids are dudes and I don't swing that way.
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>>680559869
See, here's the thing... In my hometown, there was an old guy that worked as a fireman for 50 years. He rented the apartment across the street from the station. His whole life revolved being a fire fighter. Everybody in town called him "Fireman Tom". Then one night he got caught giving a blowie to some random dude in the parking lot of the local tavern. Guess what? No matter how many fires he put out from that day until the day he died, he was no longer known as "Fireman Tom", he was known as "Cock Sucker Tom".

>tl;dr - suck one cock, and you're a cock sucker forever
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>>680560374

>I have my wife constantly. My kids are dudes and I don't swing that way

imagine saying this sentence in real life.
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>>680559998
You can add "asking guys for photos of their genitals" to my original list of things that make you gay.
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>>680558862
Number 2 sums up my opinion on women better than I ever could phrase.

Thanks anon
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>>680560561
Too bad I didn't suck a cock. He was to be the bottom, he was giving me the attention.
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>>680538175
No woman loves me, feels bad :(
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>>680560918
So your logic is since he was sucking your cock, you aren't a faggot? C'mon, man.
Look, I'm not judging you - I just feel badly that you aren't enjoying life. This is exactly what I was saying - your mind is fucked up with some sense of residual masculinity that's keeping you from giving in and being a bottom. Being with girls isn't your thing, and apparently neither is being a top. So take the advice I gave in my first post - go get your ass stuffed.
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>>680559869

Fuck me I'm married with 4 kids and straight as an arrow but I would of nailed that sissy in the ass.

Don't let these faggots distract you from getting (boi) pussy.

Fucking guys is fun, you get to be so much rougher, women would report you to the police for punching them.
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Because I like cocks.
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>>680560790
Your welcome.
My pleasure.
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>>680560772

The gay list was someone else.

I wanna see this so called "beautiful penis".

ITT >some guy with tiny bits shows off on an anonymous adult image sharing website.
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>>680538175
Cuz im a big ol fagoli like you, OP
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>>680562489
I made the original "gay list", to which your request has been added. Why do you want to see my junk?
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Simple OP, I'm waiting until I am not only financially stable so he/she doesn't have to go to school in the ghetto, but also mentally stable so my insecurities don't become my kid's problems, unlike my parents (and most others i the US)
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>>680562860

because I have never seen a "beautiful penis".

I'm waiting Anon, don't get shy now.
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>>680562860

I wanna see this dick before page 10 so hurry up.
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>>680563135
Fine, faggot. Go ahead an do your GIS - it's legit. Any other questions, virgins? Sent it to my wife last weekend while she was visiting her parents.
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>>680538175
well... because im alone and i have no one to share my life with. even though i have some friends and im like social and stuff...
im 28 and since i dropped out of univ. im convinced that i'll either be alone until i die or im gonna be with someone and then happen the same shit everyone is talking about here, getting dumped lose kids and everything AND be considered the bad guy. dunno how or why, but thats my bet.
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>>680561624
>not judging you
Literally exactly what you're doing lol

No, I'm not gay because o never reached full arousal. I was flacid the entire time no matter what he tried. Again, the act was gay, but overall proved that men weren't my thing. You aren't catching that I'm not into being the bottom, are you? Lol

>>680561707
Meh, doesn't matter at this point. I won't be able to ever get it up, I'm fat, not good looking and socially incapable. It really doesn't matter
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