What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>680526261
one that exists
one with a feminine penis and hormonal titties
One with real tit and vagina.
>>680526261
came here to post
>inb4 one that exists
couldn't get before it /b/ i failed.
Real boob and 10 inch penis
>>680526376
the one my wife doesnt know about
"sleep tight dev pupp" in this thread.
>>680526261
one without a dick
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680526261
A living one
Sleep tight dev pupper.
A skinny girl who actually likes video games and not just pretending
>>680526261
funny enough I don't want one
>>680526616
>>680526420
>>680526376
>>680527106
>>680526261
One who knows how to keep quiet so my wife doesn't find out.
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
Your mother and your two sisters.
>>680526261
one like this
>>680526261
one that love me out of my dreams
asian milf
>>680526261
one that can do taxes
>>680528026
>>680526261
I kind of don't. If, somehow, I had the option to pick one out of a lineup I'd look for one with small tits, a great ass, a skinny waist, strong legs, narrow shoulders, and the prettiest face available out out of the women who meet the previous criteria. Personality wise: one who enjoys being feminine without being slutty, hates modern music, is indifferent to vidya, knows how to make decent female friends, and who gets along with me well enough that we actually de-stress when we're trying to relax together after a long day.
medium rare
>>680526261
A quiet, shy, pale whore that fucks all the neighbors while I'm at work, and also one that let's me beat her with cattle prods
>>680526261
A nice girl to play vidya with.
thin, big tits, low maintenance
>>680526261
an anime one
>>680528511
/thread
>>680528511
I wanna make snide comments and call you a faggot, but I kind agree with you
>>680526261
Assuming we don't annihilate ourselves before then, the kind you'd pay exorbitantly to have customized and programmed for you in the year 4000: a companion AI with a customizable, self-maintaining body that could power itself by--somehow--converting semen into fuel or using solar power. Ultimate shapeshifting waifu.
>>680528511
2D for life
One that understand that I am a man and she is a woman. And that if she acts like a proper and good woman, and is submissive I will be a good man to her, and although she is submissive to me I put her desires above my own.
In bed she caters to me, as I'm a sexual animal.
I massage her when she wants to be massaged, or walk with her in the park, help her cook if she wants. Always open the door for her and do silly things to show her that I respect her.
But likewise she'll suck me off if I ask her too. Not because I tell her to, but because I make her happy enough to want to do it for me. Or if I want to watch the game, she'll let me or even try to be interested.
Thank goodness I almost have that exact girl. Only the sex part needs working on but she's open to change and we've gotten much better over the past 3 years.
I'm not your average Christian but that mairage structure works good if both parties actually try
>>680528808
You're asking for too much, and this is why you beat off to creep shot threads
The attractive and nekkid kind
>>680528808
>wat
>>680528808
Trying too hard mate way too hard
>>680528934
Actually into bondage
I've been married for 3 years. Been together for 7. What is your point exactly
Physically?
Tall, thing, small(ish) tits, long legs, nice ass, short hair
Mentally?
smart, likes video games, shares interests, not batshit like my current GF...
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680528988
This guy knows
>>680526261
This one
Small, thin, blonde, blue-greyish eyes.
I had her, she was perfect, then I let her go. Biggest mistake I've ever made.
>>680529279
i feel you /b/ro
>>680526261
the one I have :P
>>680526261
one who doesn't answer back
one my wife never finds out about ;-)
>>680529279
Me three
a grill like this
The one I lost about three months ago.
Im a girl, 26, never had a bf.
so... a real boyfriend. one who is coin operated.
>>680526261
My ex
>>680529517
puffy vagina
>>680526261
One with a femenine penis
because of this>>680526376 i would settle for>>680526398. they'd just cheat and lie anyway....
>>680529517
christ
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
Tbh, I think clingy girlfriends are actually super cute. I want to be the girl's whole world. I want to be her life. The most important thing to her.
I want a gal just like the gal that married dear old Dad.
>>680526261
Not physically or psychologically abusive. This seems to be a problem.
>>680528220
Neat
>>680529517
damn....
>>680526376
>>680526376
tfw no gf aswell
so i barely know her, but shes got a moon pendant and may be transitioning f -> m ; its been talked about but im not sure. i admitted to her ive worn girls underwear after she said shes attracted to guys who have worn skirts, but id do some shit with her, or him - dude -
Should i keep going with her, heres some info on her, shes virgo moon ascending.
>>680529088
do you want our sympathy? nobody fucking cares if you threw your life away by marrying way too young.
>>680529544
I'm not trying to be sexist or anything but how have you never had a bf? I just find this hard to believe in today's society unless your not attractive then I'm sorry :\
one that doesn't have a penis
>>680529733
until they realize they don't give a shit about you and just wanted SOMEONE to cling onto and then find someone else to attach to
>>680529517
her
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680529967
>>680529967
>>680529967
i live in Wisconsin.
>>680529199
she is 14
>>680526261
blonde and laid back
>>680530114
Yeah, but pic is 4 years old.
Saul Goodman
>>680530106
ouch
>>680530106
Okay?
>>680529199
Frhhhhheeeeekkes
Freaks.
Only girl to eat my ass was a jewish girl.
Could have farted in her mouth she woulda gotten wetter.
>>680530114
Good scotch is 12 years old, what are you getting at?
>>680530106
Does that really matter?
>>680526261
My girlfriend is Persian. Don't want anything else. Persian women they're just... amazing.
>>680530106
Are there only females in Wisconsin?
>>680529517
this image bothers the shit out of me because all three of the pictures are separate women
>>680530562
I fingered a Persian girl on vacation when I was like 12, she was 16 and didn't shave but I didn't really know any different
>>680530615
I know that's why it's so great ^_^
>>680530615
But use your imagination and they become one faggot
i had a russian gfand she was amazing,well, she was my first and only one but still...i really liked her attitude.. so...yeah. someone who can handle my gaming shit/is interested in it aswell, whos cute and just loves me, on whatever way she does it... someone who loves to cuddle and joke aroubd with
>>680530589
Yeah, my name is pam
One that is rich and provides for me.
>>680528410
So basically nobody
someone like me...
>>680526261
One far less clingy and better to talk to than my current one
>>680526261
none, ive found im happier on my own. whenever i date i get stuck in a rut. i stop focusing on my fitness, dont put as much effort into work and kinda stop doing the things i love like going on weeklong hiking trips along the coast or in the mountains. i am more of a me than a we kinda person. also i hate sharing a bed, always uncomfortable and one way or another results in poor sleep quality.
>>680530964
Are you saying Pan or Pam? Is there a silent b at the end? Pamb?
A half Japanese, half French-Canadian gymnast with a pretty face and B cups who swallows, enjoys anal, has her own income, and doesn't believe in stupid shit.
Smiling, with warm heart and some tendency to be a mother to everyone. Little shy, yet loving to laugh. Knowing her worth and place in world. Definitely redhead, with some freckles. Medium, rolling voice. Figure between hourglass and something that some would assign to bbw territory. Normal, but heavy breasts. Doesn't need to be tight, but please no meat curtains. I'd prefer no brown eyes. Loving reading books and travelling, seeing new places. Quiet, not into big crowds. Her parents, just not a dysfunctional family like mine.
>>680526261
one that is 9/10-10/10 qt and fall for me so hard she even willing to die if i reject her
>>680531188
then you just haven't found the right person, look into joining a hiking group or something
Why doesn't anyone want a waifu that lurks /b/?
>>680531442
Or just continue to furiously jerk it in your bathroom
>>680531446
because that means she is probably just as fucked up as i am
>>680526261
one that actually eats the food she'll force me to pay.
>hot
>sweet/soft personality
>not a bitch
>feminine body language
>doesn't overreact to the smallest/gayest stuff
REALLY doesn't seem like too much to ask for
>>680526261
Perfect girl doesn't like me. Chinese girl with bi eyes, short hair, not going to talk about the body because it didn't matter.
She is perfect, she is the nicest person I have ever met, always so positive, and I am the same. We talk the same and act accordingly.
I was hanging out with her over spring break and I thought she was into me so I asked her out to prom, she said no and I accepted it. I went to prom still with some friends, had fun but thought about her the whole time.
Problem is I keep thinking she may like me and was just uncomfortable dancing, or maybe she didn't like me but is starting too. She has been talking to me more and more about things I'm interested, and complimenting some things I do.
She always smiles when she sees me and says hey, we talk after our 4th bell and our lunch after that always. I guess shes just nicer than everyone else.
/b/ tell me what to do or tell more, I'm not infatuated anymore but I still love her. I would never do anything to hurt her and would do anything just to hang out again with her. I guess I can do it as friends and I text her a lot but I don't want to have to settle for that forever.
>>680531634
Isn't that the ultimate dream? I'd I met a decent looking girl that said Kek or made fun of deaf kids when we passed them is be full blown in love
>>680531791
Oh and one that values education and is actually going somewhere in life
>>680531825
The end of this didn't sound too positive, Mr positive
>>680526261
about 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head i can rest my beer on
>>680530106
I too live in Wi
Found a nice boy though
Good luck
get
>>680531895
that also probably enjoys watching kids get run over and looking at random guys dick pics
>>680532139
You three should fuck and live stream, then have a mass an hero session
>>680531266
Sounds like a catch
>>680531363
you are looking for a girl that has sever issues stemming from childhood trauma, probably a girl whose father bailed so her mom had a steady string of dead beat boyfriends that may or may not have molested said girl. you sir are a swine and deserve the twihard you so desperately search for.
One who never makes me wear a condom or ****pull out****. None of that nonsense.
(I already have one. Her puss feel good.)
>>680531614
why would you jack off in the can?
>>680532314
I watch little kids get run over and look at random titty pics... What's the point? As long as I don't grab a titty and she doesn't grab a dick there's no rule breaking
>>680532064
I am positive on outside and around people, my life at home is depressing, parents dont treat me right and have started yellin at me randomly. I ignore it around people because i dont want people to worry about me, i want everyone happy as can be.
And yes that includes her, I guess if she doesn't like me back then i have no right to try anything. She is happier that way i guess.
>>680532481
I nut in the toilet, saves my socks and blankets
>>680532356
>sever issues
>>680526534
>Just described Ron Jeremy
>>680529544
Tits or gtfo
>>680532638
this, I only jerk off on the throne and in the shower
>>680532632
Am I taking to myself in a parallel dimension?
>>680532773
I've gotten soap in my dick to many times in the shower, I try to keep an eye out for it but it gets aggressive
These 2
>>680532638
ah, i cant do that for some reason i can really only jack off while laying on my side. i can have sex in any position and still get off but when im going hand solo got to be on the side.
>>680526261
a crazy psycho one
>>680526261
somebody else's
>>680532662
Hahahaha
>>680532799
idk ive me a name first middle or last. do you believe in theoretical science enough?
>>680526609
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680532970
i learned how much that sucks from a very early age. I usually jerk off when i'm done washing up
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680532970
the worst is when you dont really pick up on the fact that its in there then you go to take a piss and nearly fall from the random shock of pain coming out of your dick.
>>680533018
So odd, I've never heard of someone laying in their side... I might have to try this
>>680532320
I'm down
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680533176
I feel it as soon as it touches, then I think it goes away then I get hit with wave two and think I have an STD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohwVNKrZqkU
>>680528220
I never knew how to convey my type of woman but this comes very close, i'm more into pretty ass and legs (as in does a set squats every week but doesn't have a two leg days type of way) than great ass and indiferent towards modern music but other than that spot on description
>>680533100
Smith, theoretical physics maybe
>>680526261
The one on the right
>>680533326
Quit posting, find these assholes and start fucking
>>680533772
damn no name matches, from alt rlty where i was named differently, wont believe anything else
A girl who would love nothing more than to spend a day cuddled up and playing games or watching something
Shorter than me, im 6'4
5-5'8 pref, black/red hair pref
Skinny or chubby
Just a honest and loyal girl with the good and bad included
>>680526420
Only one?
>>680526376
I really like tall, skinny, small-breasted, short-haired women (e.g. Audrey Hepburn). Too bad I'm freakishly tall, obese, have stretch marks all over, acne scars, have no passion in life, and I'm ugly so I'll never know what it feels like to be loved.
you faggots will never get a grill. give up.
>>680529544
>>680529967
>>680530106
I find this hard to believe. Even the most unattractive girls can easily get some dick in them.
Just one?
>>680526534
Someone like her
>>680534000
nice Trips
and yeah, that would be great, im completely with you
>>680534064
I got two! Outside! I cook steaks on them all the time... For Hot chicks...
>>680530315
Can confirm. Jewish girlfriend for 3 years. She ate my ass. Loved ass to mouth. Loved watching me fuck her best friend.
>>680534064
Gr8 h8 b8 m8 r8 88/88
>>680534174
not real?
>>680533910
What?
>>680526261
A real one.
>>680532139
>From Wisconsin
>no bf
>not f
A cute grill
I also love how all of you NEET/ basement dwelling neckbeards can be so picky about what kind of gf you want. if you want ANYTHING, you better take whatever nasty pussy you can get your hands on, bc let me tell you something, BITCHES CAN BE PICKY. YOU CANT.
>>680526609
Sleep tight dev puppet
>>680534174
Someone that accidentally performs marysue feats, has no personality and is played by a terrible actress? Pass.
>>680534256
>best friend was a guy
>>680526261
ONE WHO DOESENT WEAR SUCH RETARDED CLOTHING, WTF
A girl like her
>>680534723
>a boy
>>680526261
One that will lick my ass while she jerks me off.
I kind of have that, it's just that I'm slightly ashamed of having her do that so I don't ask.. But she's done it a few time and it's fucking awesome.
>>680526261
a hot, young, submissive nympho who is completely loyal / faithful, low maintenance, healthy / fit.. who has similar interests in activities such as outdoors stuff.. who wants to have as many babies with me as possible .. who is kind, loving, affectionate, compassionate, and a good mother... lol who am i kidding that grill doesn't exist.
a 2d one
>>680533036
bad idea mate they sleep until 1PM and won't let you get to sleep until 6AM no matter what goddamnit Tracey...
>>680534587
B8 but whatever
Im here because im bored and i cant sleep
Studying logistics and intelligent systems/engineering
Had two gf's before, one cheated and left me broken after lying, both were the animu/vidya red/black haired girls who were introverted and shy as fuck
Cute as fuck too
So yeah i bet there are more bored fuckers here who had and do deserve more than anything
And i could use a feels thread as well
>>680526261
A fucking honest one, who gives no fucks and does what she say she will.
>>680534602
None of that made sense. And it's like you didn't even see the movie.
>>680531825
quit being a beta faggot and ask her on a date / tell her u want her to be ur gf. if she says no then move and, fuck that hoe
>>680535439
if u read it i already did, not moving on forever, staying friends. still the best person i know never would wwant to lose that
>>680534366
Pretty much
>>680531173
I'm fine with the clingy but the "better to talk to" hit me in the feels. Mine is great but she doesn't challenge me at all.
>>680534900
pic related my gf loves to shove her finger in my ass when she sucks me off
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680529199
Oh yeay and who will dress like Anne Frank and take the rough anal and always bring home her Aunts Beef Brisket and Uncle Shlomo Kosher dogs
>>680534256
But would she dress as Ann Frank as you rammed her ass and told her your cock was a pork sausage
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680526261
One that also fucks my wife.
>>680534587
I have never had a chick i did not think was attractive but then this is the hottest thing on the chan EVER
A sexy and beautiful horse.
>>680528808
you are younger than 15
A fucking slut
>>680529467
Dude u posted a dick. Homo?
one with only 2 dimensions
A girl with beautiful feet
>>680536866
You're a sad weirdo
>>680537040
see >>680537103
You too nigga
>>680526261
One that my wife wont find out about
>>680536507
She wants to be a naughty snow princess
Ginger girls, my criptonite. Why one?!
>>680526261
One that exists outside my imagination and isn't too disgusting.
Idk. I've managed to pull pretty sexy tail and pretty not so great ones so I don't really know where my standards lie.
I suppose I'd like a lazy, apathetic girlfriend that I can just hang out and bullshit with.
Low maintenance, decent looks, isn't in a race to improve her social standing, does what she loves or has to to get by, and doesn't expect much out of me.
Also if we subtly resent each other that's cool too.
>>680537344
>criptonite
>>680526261
One drama free dame please, I'm intolerant.
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
Appearance and whatnot:
>Tall.
>Skinny.
>Pale.
>Bob cut, with bangs and straight sides, or something similar to that; either black or some wacky color.
>Gothy makeup and thrift store clothes.
>Pencil skirt & tights.
>Working class London accent.
>No younger than 24, but no older than 28.
Personality:
>Loner.
>Doesn't want to get married or have kids.
>Doesn't want some stupid normie relationship.
>Interested in politics.
>Very left wing, but not an annoying SJW.
>Kind of a sociopath.
>/b/tard.
>Atheist, with a scientific worldview.
>Feels like she can't really relate to most people.
Will I ever find my freak qt? ;_;
>>680526261
Not sure.
I don't even like people very much.
Honestly, I'm at my most contented when I reading a book or playing a game on my own.
Sometimes I think it's a blessing, I don't get lonely nearly as often as some people.
But, I never really connect with others either.
I'm not even sure I want to change.
When I'm like this, it feels like no one can hurt me.
But there's that little nagging feeling that I'm constantly missing out on something.
>>680526609
Sleep tight dev pupper.
>>680537984
search on Reddit you mongoloid.
>>680529544
Why would you post about the bf you want in a thread about gfs???
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680538148
What am I supposed to do there, clitface?
>>680537984
You can't be too picky anon
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680526261
>15
>female
>attractive
>overly sexual
>in love with me
>obedient
>>680538397
I can afford to be picky since I don't really care about being in a relationship or not. But I'm not *that* picky -- I'd like someone who'd at least match up on the personality aspect.
>>680537984
Bangs are fucking gross
>>680538471
What's 15? Penis size?
>>680538328
get rejected like you usually do.
Big eyes and self-aware. The rest I'll come to love.
>>680538670
they go great with ponytails big bouncy ponytails
>>680538670
Bangs are awesome.
>>680526609
Sleep tight dev puppy
if you post a pic instead of describing your girl in complete sentences you will always be without girlfriend. you have to talk to that human
or throw her in the basement
>>680537344
>criptonite
>>680534000
Trips of ultimate truth
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680526261
one with a nice ass, tits and vag
preferably doesn't talk
>short
>black or brown hair
>not a whore
>hips need to be large or at least slightly visible
>big breasts would be appreciated but are not needed
>a little bit of fat is okay but cannot be obese
>is willing to talk about interesting topics
>likes video games but not shooter games
>is willing to try new things with me
>cute and innocent
that is all.
I want Saya-chan
>>680530315
>jewish
>eating your ass
sounds like some painful penetration
I want a pure, clean, untouched and faithful Muslima who knows her place and worships me and Allah only
>>680537267
I'll take one too.
>>680538977
her age
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
dead
>>680532988
Why? Only thing going for these two is da boobs.
>>680526261
i swear just fuckable.....my ex went from beyonce to no-way....
>>680530027
Goddamn son you beat me to it.
God-tier taste anon
>>680537984
>kind of a sociopath
have fun.
>>680537984
that is exactly my fiance except for tallness
she is so small and cute, dresses as gothic lolita all the time, weights about 80lbs
she is legit genious, has chess championships and shit
never wants a children, cant have anyway cuz cancer
she is actually autistic to some degree-like, medically diagnosed autistic-, exteremly antisocial, borderline sociapath only talks to me and her family
she is rich as fuck cuz jew grandpa money
she is big time gamer, met her in online game anyway
she is agnostic too
>tfw actual freak qt
>>680526609
Sleep tight dev pupper
>>680537344
>criptonite
>>680526609
no good compiling "with" come if you make typos in your code like you do in this pic, fag
>>680542424
>tfw
>>680542310
I'm kind of a sociopath, so...
>>680526261
One that isn't too crazy, can hold a conversation and is willing to put up with my social retardation and insecurities.
... Having a great ass wouldn't hurt either ;)
>>680531266
That's almost my wife. Apart from the French-Canadian and anal. She's half American and doesn't really let me fuck her in the pooper proper.
>>680543413
>I'm kind of a sociopath, so...
youre kind of 13, so...
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680540850
saya-fag
>>680534723
A well dressed chipmunk?
I guess I'm not worthy. I mean, I'm a 20 years old boy. I would only give her more troubles.
>>680543772
I'm 24, nignog.
>>680526261
>short dark hair or long bright hair
>kinda tall but shorter than me (6ft 4inch)
>timid but willing to take the lead in bed
>glasses preferably
>if short hair small tits if long at least c
>goofy and fun
>Gamer , (not "oh yeah I like some games" but like true RPGs or mom gamer.
>enjoys reading.
>and super hero anything.
>>680529967
>>680534071
>>680529544
My current GF is like that. Cute as shit, smart, hard working, easily the best girl I've ever dated. She grew up on farm and went to a high school with like 15 people, the other 14 paired off and she was the odd one out. She commuted through back and forth during college and didn't make many friends because she was always busy on the farm. I met her at 24 when she took a job off the farm an moved to my city to work in her field. Other than the part where she missed every bit of pop culture over the last two decades she's a real winner.
>>680544707
*mmo
>>680526261
Any.
>>680544758
Basically, she's out of my league but hasn't been off the farm long enough to figure it out.
>>680526261
One that brings me 3 feet of San Pedro cactus.
>>680544782
Oh and nice ass. A great ass is important as well. Kinda small but pops out from the pelvis a bit
>>680544829
damn who is she
>>680526376
>>680529544
Heather
>>680544829
Eat
A
Sammich
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
: 3
>>680546138
U wnat moar b?
>>680546250
Uuunnnnfffffff
>>680526609
Sleep tight dev pupper
>>680546138
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680528808
This...
I'm an experienced dom, from way before 50 shades of gay.
I only accept girls like this, I just found an absolutely amazing girl from Sweden who is totally fucking beautiful, great to talk to with the best taste in music I've ever met in a girl. I pour her wine, open the doors for her and might even pull out her chair...
But in the bedroom she is my slut and she accepts that she's going to be used. No guy had ever had the balls to stick his dick down her throat or choke her out, now she's addicted to it.
>>680543987
>well dressed
Can I get a girl /b/?
>>680526376
>>680534064
Sauce or name?
>>680526261
-EBONY-
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680546370
not really.
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680527992
Conchita makes me rise like a phoenix.
>>680528808
How's high school going, fag?
>>680529963
He was just answering the thread and then responding to a post you fucking hater spazz shitfuck. Goddamn.
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
>>680548297
>>680547223
you can have me
The loyal kind.
One like this pls
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper.
>>680526609
sleep tight dev pupper
