I kind of don't. If, somehow, I had the option to pick one out of a lineup I'd look for one with small tits, a great ass, a skinny waist, strong legs, narrow shoulders, and the prettiest face available out out of the women who meet the previous criteria. Personality wise: one who enjoys being feminine without being slutty, hates modern music, is indifferent to vidya, knows how to make decent female friends, and who gets along with me well enough that we actually de-stress when we're trying to relax together after a long day.
Assuming we don't annihilate ourselves before then, the kind you'd pay exorbitantly to have customized and programmed for you in the year 4000: a companion AI with a customizable, self-maintaining body that could power itself by--somehow--converting semen into fuel or using solar power. Ultimate shapeshifting waifu.
One that understand that I am a man and she is a woman. And that if she acts like a proper and good woman, and is submissive I will be a good man to her, and although she is submissive to me I put her desires above my own.
In bed she caters to me, as I'm a sexual animal.
I massage her when she wants to be massaged, or walk with her in the park, help her cook if she wants. Always open the door for her and do silly things to show her that I respect her.
But likewise she'll suck me off if I ask her too. Not because I tell her to, but because I make her happy enough to want to do it for me. Or if I want to watch the game, she'll let me or even try to be interested.
Thank goodness I almost have that exact girl. Only the sex part needs working on but she's open to change and we've gotten much better over the past 3 years.
I'm not your average Christian but that mairage structure works good if both parties actually try
because of this>>680526376 i would settle for>>680526398. they'd just cheat and lie anyway....
so i barely know her, but shes got a moon pendant and may be transitioning f -> m ; its been talked about but im not sure. i admitted to her ive worn girls underwear after she said shes attracted to guys who have worn skirts, but id do some shit with her, or him - dude -
Should i keep going with her, heres some info on her, shes virgo moon ascending.
i had a russian gfand she was amazing,well, she was my first and only one but still...i really liked her attitude.. so...yeah. someone who can handle my gaming shit/is interested in it aswell, whos cute and just loves me, on whatever way she does it... someone who loves to cuddle and joke aroubd with
none, ive found im happier on my own. whenever i date i get stuck in a rut. i stop focusing on my fitness, dont put as much effort into work and kinda stop doing the things i love like going on weeklong hiking trips along the coast or in the mountains. i am more of a me than a we kinda person. also i hate sharing a bed, always uncomfortable and one way or another results in poor sleep quality.
Smiling, with warm heart and some tendency to be a mother to everyone. Little shy, yet loving to laugh. Knowing her worth and place in world. Definitely redhead, with some freckles. Medium, rolling voice. Figure between hourglass and something that some would assign to bbw territory. Normal, but heavy breasts. Doesn't need to be tight, but please no meat curtains. I'd prefer no brown eyes. Loving reading books and travelling, seeing new places. Quiet, not into big crowds. Her parents, just not a dysfunctional family like mine.
Perfect girl doesn't like me. Chinese girl with bi eyes, short hair, not going to talk about the body because it didn't matter.
She is perfect, she is the nicest person I have ever met, always so positive, and I am the same. We talk the same and act accordingly.
I was hanging out with her over spring break and I thought she was into me so I asked her out to prom, she said no and I accepted it. I went to prom still with some friends, had fun but thought about her the whole time.
Problem is I keep thinking she may like me and was just uncomfortable dancing, or maybe she didn't like me but is starting too. She has been talking to me more and more about things I'm interested, and complimenting some things I do.
She always smiles when she sees me and says hey, we talk after our 4th bell and our lunch after that always. I guess shes just nicer than everyone else.
/b/ tell me what to do or tell more, I'm not infatuated anymore but I still love her. I would never do anything to hurt her and would do anything just to hang out again with her. I guess I can do it as friends and I text her a lot but I don't want to have to settle for that forever.
you are looking for a girl that has sever issues stemming from childhood trauma, probably a girl whose father bailed so her mom had a steady string of dead beat boyfriends that may or may not have molested said girl. you sir are a swine and deserve the twihard you so desperately search for.
One who never makes me wear a condom or ****pull out****. None of that nonsense.
(I already have one. Her puss feel good.)
I am positive on outside and around people, my life at home is depressing, parents dont treat me right and have started yellin at me randomly. I ignore it around people because i dont want people to worry about me, i want everyone happy as can be.
And yes that includes her, I guess if she doesn't like me back then i have no right to try anything. She is happier that way i guess.
ah, i cant do that for some reason i can really only jack off while laying on my side. i can have sex in any position and still get off but when im going hand solo got to be on the side.
I never knew how to convey my type of woman but this comes very close, i'm more into pretty ass and legs (as in does a set squats every week but doesn't have a two leg days type of way) than great ass and indiferent towards modern music but other than that spot on description
A girl who would love nothing more than to spend a day cuddled up and playing games or watching something
Shorter than me, im 6'4
5-5'8 pref, black/red hair pref
Skinny or chubby
Just a honest and loyal girl with the good and bad included
I really like tall, skinny, small-breasted, short-haired women (e.g. Audrey Hepburn). Too bad I'm freakishly tall, obese, have stretch marks all over, acne scars, have no passion in life, and I'm ugly so I'll never know what it feels like to be loved.
you faggots will never get a grill. give up.
Someone like her
Can confirm. Jewish girlfriend for 3 years. She ate my ass. Loved ass to mouth. Loved watching me fuck her best friend.
I also love how all of you NEET/ basement dwelling neckbeards can be so picky about what kind of gf you want. if you want ANYTHING, you better take whatever nasty pussy you can get your hands on, bc let me tell you something, BITCHES CAN BE PICKY. YOU CANT.
One that will lick my ass while she jerks me off.
I kind of have that, it's just that I'm slightly ashamed of having her do that so I don't ask.. But she's done it a few time and it's fucking awesome.
a hot, young, submissive nympho who is completely loyal / faithful, low maintenance, healthy / fit.. who has similar interests in activities such as outdoors stuff.. who wants to have as many babies with me as possible .. who is kind, loving, affectionate, compassionate, and a good mother... lol who am i kidding that grill doesn't exist.
B8 but whatever
Im here because im bored and i cant sleep
Studying logistics and intelligent systems/engineering
Had two gf's before, one cheated and left me broken after lying, both were the animu/vidya red/black haired girls who were introverted and shy as fuck
Cute as fuck too
So yeah i bet there are more bored fuckers here who had and do deserve more than anything
And i could use a feels thread as well
pic related my gf loves to shove her finger in my ass when she sucks me off
I have never had a chick i did not think was attractive but then this is the hottest thing on the chan EVER
A sexy and beautiful horse.
Idk. I've managed to pull pretty sexy tail and pretty not so great ones so I don't really know where my standards lie.
I suppose I'd like a lazy, apathetic girlfriend that I can just hang out and bullshit with.
Low maintenance, decent looks, isn't in a race to improve her social standing, does what she loves or has to to get by, and doesn't expect much out of me.
Also if we subtly resent each other that's cool too.
Appearance and whatnot:
>Bob cut, with bangs and straight sides, or something similar to that; either black or some wacky color.
>Gothy makeup and thrift store clothes.
>Pencil skirt & tights.
>Working class London accent.
>No younger than 24, but no older than 28.
>Doesn't want to get married or have kids.
>Doesn't want some stupid normie relationship.
>Interested in politics.
>Very left wing, but not an annoying SJW.
>Kind of a sociopath.
>Atheist, with a scientific worldview.
>Feels like she can't really relate to most people.
Will I ever find my freak qt? ;_;
I don't even like people very much.
Honestly, I'm at my most contented when I reading a book or playing a game on my own.
Sometimes I think it's a blessing, I don't get lonely nearly as often as some people.
But, I never really connect with others either.
I'm not even sure I want to change.
When I'm like this, it feels like no one can hurt me.
But there's that little nagging feeling that I'm constantly missing out on something.
I can afford to be picky since I don't really care about being in a relationship or not. But I'm not *that* picky -- I'd like someone who'd at least match up on the personality aspect.
>black or brown hair
>not a whore
>hips need to be large or at least slightly visible
>big breasts would be appreciated but are not needed
>a little bit of fat is okay but cannot be obese
>is willing to talk about interesting topics
>likes video games but not shooter games
>is willing to try new things with me
>cute and innocent
that is all.
I want a pure, clean, untouched and faithful Muslima who knows her place and worships me and Allah only
that is exactly my fiance except for tallness
she is so small and cute, dresses as gothic lolita all the time, weights about 80lbs
she is legit genious, has chess championships and shit
never wants a children, cant have anyway cuz cancer
she is actually autistic to some degree-like, medically diagnosed autistic-, exteremly antisocial, borderline sociapath only talks to me and her family
she is rich as fuck cuz jew grandpa money
she is big time gamer, met her in online game anyway
she is agnostic too
>tfw actual freak qt
I'm kind of a sociopath, so...
>I'm kind of a sociopath, so...
youre kind of 13, so...
>short dark hair or long bright hair
>kinda tall but shorter than me (6ft 4inch)
>timid but willing to take the lead in bed
>if short hair small tits if long at least c
>goofy and fun
>Gamer , (not "oh yeah I like some games" but like true RPGs or mom gamer.
>and super hero anything.
My current GF is like that. Cute as shit, smart, hard working, easily the best girl I've ever dated. She grew up on farm and went to a high school with like 15 people, the other 14 paired off and she was the odd one out. She commuted through back and forth during college and didn't make many friends because she was always busy on the farm. I met her at 24 when she took a job off the farm an moved to my city to work in her field. Other than the part where she missed every bit of pop culture over the last two decades she's a real winner.
One that brings me 3 feet of San Pedro cactus.
U wnat moar b?
I'm an experienced dom, from way before 50 shades of gay.
I only accept girls like this, I just found an absolutely amazing girl from Sweden who is totally fucking beautiful, great to talk to with the best taste in music I've ever met in a girl. I pour her wine, open the doors for her and might even pull out her chair...
But in the bedroom she is my slut and she accepts that she's going to be used. No guy had ever had the balls to stick his dick down her throat or choke her out, now she's addicted to it.