What's work for you?
getting out of bed in the morning, work work then pretending to run a business while trying to figure out what to do with my life
Yep. Also I'm like 2 minutes from Edinburgh Waverly by train
yeah. But then I doubt you'd wanna go anywhere with this
Well I mean I'm a mess but I'd take care of and spoil the right person
You should at least check each other out to see if both parties are fuckable.
I feel nervous as fuck i haven't done anything with a guy before haha
Oh? Dont be shy/nervous. Bisex? Or just inexperienced?
Prince has died.
The magical land of Mormons and unicorns.
There are never enough suppliers of delicious avian thighs in gfur.
yea the buildings are brit as fuck
fucking essex. not even once
So. You got a kik or a throwaway email?
Greetings, butt collector.
How goes it?
> You will never be ravaged in a sailor top, miniskirt, and thigh highs.
More exercise bike is in my future.
I am doing alright, pretty good actually. Picked up a second job and living the low income life.
How about you, friend?
Why it gotta be gay? That's racist.
because straight cock probably doesnt want to fuck me
That's good to hear that you're doing alright.
I'm pretty good, nothing much has changed though.
Everything stays the same, around here.
I haven't talked to a lot of the usual people in a while.
I'm sad too. I need that wiener in my butt.
yea, it'd be nice to have someone to make fun of and worship me but then they get to fuck me and cuddle afterwards
Then fugg me already!
Nah, I'm just stuck being horny.
memes aside, if you get off to being cucked
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Sir has his choice, but I have a suggestion...
Top or bottom?
I'm the dood from LR.
Nm, sorry if I'm creepin you out. Just rare to see gay/bi around these parts.
I'm pretty slim, but other than that, I'm average. But I'm lucky enough to have found someone.
Less of that boi i'll make a slut out of you