secrets thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
secrets thread
>>680493746
I made a shitpost on r9k that scared a bunch of colleges near Philadelphia once
Got away with it.
>>680493746
im a total liar, and im keep telling my girl that im straight, but im not
>>680493746
I fuckin love pasta
I'm dating a transgirl and my parents have no clue
All this nigger shit on 4chan has turned me into a racist.
I've stared collecting pictures of lord dominator and I have no idea why God help me.
>>680493746
quit posting this you fucking faggot!
i fucked my significantly younger neighbour
When I was 9, on a boyscout trip me and another little kid humped each other until it "Felt really good" and that was it, never spoke about it again.
My wife wants me to fuck another woman and let her watch and I just can't do it.
My grandmother also babysat Evil Kenevil
>>680494894
how signicantly younger?
>make it real scandalous: Are you married?
>>680494966
So are you from montana then?
i'm attracted to little girls
>>680493746
>I don't like OP
>>680494455
saaaame
>>680494313
must do a good job dressing then
>>680494310
Cheesy pasta?....
>>680494149
y?
>>680494082
Noice
>>680493746
I love anime
Currently fucking bestfriends wife
Idk how I pulled it off tho. Shes 24 with the body of a teen. Im also married. Waiting for the right time to get sum nudes since we dont text. I just show up and fuck her on sight.
>>680495033
13 years younger
No, but I live with my gf
I fucked my married cousin.
>>680495198
My grandparents were, right in butte (Spelling?) . Father joined airforce at 18 and moved here to Georgia where I live now. Moved around to Guam, alaska, tennessee and now settled here forever.
>>680495211
I too share this secret.
I sold a pair of my younger sister's panties to a registered sex offender.
>>680495661
How much did you get?
My (half)sister turned me into a pervert and a pedo.
My wife put a spycam in my step daughter's room to catch her smoking weed and forgot all about it. I learned where her stash was and have been stealing weed from her.
>>680495790
$3.5
>>680493746
I'm literally days away from a psychotic mental breakdown which will destroy my life. Possibly less than 24 hours away.
>>680495790
$1000. I really needed the money.
>>680493746
Stole a used pair of panties from a hair dressers house, belonged to her daughter.
>>680495997
Details?
>>680494894
Umm, how much younger?
>>680495974
kek
I single handedly caused a chain of events that ruined my father's best friends marriage. I Caused their daughter to be disabled for life, and he killed himself and his ex wife out of distraught. No one knew it was me who caused her to be disabled, they all blamed him.
>>680496039
Hey, that's pretty good
>>680496061
I've stolen so many panties off so many friends over the years. Recently threw them away in a fit of shame.
>>680496086
13 years
>>680496039
Fucking hell, I'd do it for 1000$ in a heart beat
Browsing /b/ at work
Killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead...
>>680496202
So how old is she?
>>680495033
13 years? So was she in her teens? 20s?
I fapped off with one of my friends to straight porn back when I was a teen. Still seems kinda strange.
>>680495509
I lived in Georgia and moved to Guam. Dad was also in the air force.
I guess it's not that weird but you don't hear about guam every day, haha
>>680496139
greentext PLEASe
>>680496338
I had a friend who wanted to do this with me, I told him no and to fucking leave.
>>680496301
>>680496304
she's 15
>>680496170
I've thought about it but I could never bring myself to do it out of guilt. Also threw that girls panties away in the same week. Gets boring fast
>>680495373
So how old are you? Story?
>>680495368
She a hoe?
>does she have a reputation for this shit?
>>680496477
Pic?
>>680494455
checked
I still think that communism is a good idea.
>>680496301
well I'm 14 so
>>680496447
Seeing another dude swiping away at his dick was one of the wierdest things. Now I am married and my wife doesnt know. Lol
I didn't send those secret Santa gifts.
>>680494313
elaborate please. does she have a dick and facial hair?
i flirt with my friends girlfriend cause she's not the worst looking
>>680496420
Dem pineapple fields and pigs lul.
That's fucking crazy man. Nice to hear someone else had the same shitty school experience I had in guam hahaha
>>680496477
Ah so your a pedo working his way down. Good luck anon, you filthy bastard.
i come here often because i'm so deep into depression that if i don't insult random strangers on a daily basis i feel like i might not be able to keep going, also because bored and lonely
you faggots
>>680496338
Ive been there anon. We re both straight as arrows too.
>>680496287
Greentext pls
>>680496880
>life had just begun
hello
>>680496512
Ehh I wouldnt say a hoe but she definately fucked up in the past but they are both to blame. They got married after highschool then he went to the marines and cheated on her constantly. She got pregnant by another guy while drunk at a party. Then a few years latter fucked some guy a few times. Yeah after hearing her tell me the same story about cheating I picked up on the hint
>>680496630
Not happening
>>680496486
28
Uhh...i got a few things to do so typing down the story might be a while
>>680496479
It's quite thrilling at the time and for the first fap but afterwards I'd feel so disgusted with myself and torture myself about them finding out.
>>680496287
Mama, live had just begun
>>680496477
Dang bro. Was was thinking she was like 19 oe 20 or something.
been wanting to dump my gf for several months now. thing is, she may very well jump out of a window if i do so. i'll probably cheat on her very soon too. fuck.
>>680493746
i'm cheating on my boyfriend
Check em
>>680496852
>Jerk off with another man
>"We re both straight as arrows"
>>680496852
We were both just horny teens that really wanted to fap to porn. We would like talk about it at the same time too.
Me: damn... Blow jobs are boring.
Friend: No, they are the best thing ever.
I'm an IV cocaine and heroin addict.
Once my best friend went out of town with his parents for vacation when I was in high school and I was the only one that knew but me and a dope fiend buddy kicked his door in and stole all their guns and traded them for heroin. I also hit my ex girlfriend and first love once, she was beating the shit out of me with a steel take though. I have multiple felony changes but got youthful offender (21) and I am on drug testing through the court. I relapsed after being clean for 4 months and am probably gonna go to prison tomorrow. Wish me luck. I love you all and by the way OP is a faggot.
>>680494082
What was the threat?
>>680497133
>been checked
>>680496477
You're pretty fucked up. I hope her dad beats your ass and your gf leaves you.
>>680497133
Checked
>>680497036
Yeah I mean I still have those fantasies of breaking into a house and stealing a used pair but I know realistically it will never happen.
Knocked up a married girl. My buddies sister in law. She had the baby Saturday. No one knows but her and I. It's not her first kid. Looks like the others did I have been told. I'm married worth a kid of my own already.
>>680493746
I'm trans. Confessed to a long time friend who in turned confessed he was bi. I sucked his dick and we never spoke about it again.
>>680495346
Some anime can be fine. It's just that the industry is overrun with shite so it makes you look bad. Really depends what anime you watch.
>>680497020
Someone joins the armed forces and their gf/wife cheats on them? Shocking.
>>680497208
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>680497133
>>680496678
kek
>>680496630
Seriously, FBI? Be more subtle.
>>680497366
Not really, just telling you the story
i let a dog fuck me when i was a teenager
>im wanna fuck my best friend, he is a qt guy, im guy as well(
>>680497413
I hope the fictional anon telling this story gets his fictional ass torn up by a dirty prison nigga.
>>680493746
I fucked a girl who was engaged and had a child with the guy she left the guy for me but I ignored here flat out and I am engaged
>>680497119
why? and with who? co-worker? best-friend?
>>680497199
Google "Philadelphia threat"
Grinch in a mask holding a gun.
>>680497508
Ok Whitney, we've heard enough of that.
>>680497506
Oh I know anon it just made me think how often that shit happens.
>>680497508
What did you put peanut butter on your dick?
>>680496170
I have panties of all my friends.
I wore my best friends girls dirty panties to their wedding.
I've looked after their house for a week, spent the entirety dressed in all her clothes fucking myself with every dildo of hers I could find.
I love em both. But fuck I love playing around in her underwear too :D
>>680496477
how you get that hookup?
>>680497588
relationship is absolute shit but i'm not able to leave, and it's a former coworker of mine
>>680496432
K
>be me 14-15
>mom does at home daycare, for friends
>currently helping watch the two daughters of my dad's best friend they are twins probably 8-9
>one of them is being super annoying and won't leave me alone.
>I get fucking pissed of because she always does this and I just wanna play runescape
>I grab her by the head and forceably push it into a couch and keep pushing harder.
>hear a loud as fuck popping noise come from her neck
>let go of her head and she doesn't move, she was just crying with her head sti on the couch
>walk away and go play muh runescape not thinking much of it.
>dad comes to pickup kids 3 hours later
>her head is still on the couch
>he thinks she is just being a little shit, cause he is not a very inventive father.
>picks her up and literally throws her in the car.
>I am just watching from the window because I realized something was wrong cause she didn't move at all just cried.
>didnt see her for a month, I learn she now has cerebral palsy.
>everyone blames her dad for being rough with her
>skip 2 years, they are now being g divorced.
>in a fit of rage he kills his wife in front of his 3 kids
>the end.
>I still don't even give a fuck
>>680496139
I have completely wasted my college years hiding in my room. Ive been a hermit for 3 years. I do everything at the last minute only when i am forced to. I am fearful of everyhting and in general am a massive pussy.
i took 4 Tylenols a few hours ago, i dont think i want to kill myself but im getting bored of my life and so now im on tylenol posting on 4chan
>>680497618
good try
>>680497640
no, but only because i don't have a dick
>>680497699
>>680496477
NICE!! Pics?
>>680495368
How could you fuck your best friends wife? I had the same opportunity to do the same and I declined and informed my friend. He thanked me and divorced her. You are an awful person.
>>680497729
fuck man, stone cold if true.
You need to be put down, you dirty dog.
I'm about 90% sure I'm a sociopath (not the "hurr I hate everyone and want to kill people" faggots), and it destroys any relationships that get too close and I'm starting to get tired of keeping my mask on.
>>680497197
Cocain IVr here. Dont trust a single person in prison. Not even yourself. My best advice: shank yourself a shitton of times during lunch or rec time and scream " nobody fucks with me, i dont fuck with me" over and over while shanking untiil someone stops you. I promise, no one will even look at you
>>680497858
like I could afford that classy a van... or paint that well..
>>680497734
You have imprisoned yourself in a cage of fear!
My wife fucks other hot women while I watch. Before you ask, I watch because we meet up with other couples and I am not into dudes touching her. Before you ask, we meet up with couples because it is extremely difficult to find a single girl (they are called "unicorns" in the lifestyle). She isn't really even bisexual and mostly does it because I like it even though she enjoys the physical experience at the time.
Only once once have I not been there when she hooked up and it was with the wife of another couple that we had already been out with a few times. She went over there and made the girl cum twice over an hour or so of messing around.....now I get her to tell me stories while she strokes my dick, etc.
Nobody on the planet would have ANY idea that this type of thing would be going on with us.
>>680497657
Haha I like you anon, you're me if I didnt have this pesky conscience.
>im gonna dump everything and everyone i have, this sumer, and would go to russia, then hope to train in siberian railway to mongolia, then im gonna walk to china, and settle in indonesia. dont ask why/
>>680497864
What are you? the feds. like he'll actually do that...
>>680497723
Do you love this co-worker or what?
>>680497930
Yeah it's all true, this is the first time I've ever told that story.
>>680493746
I'm a 27yo virgin and I don't actally want to have a girlfriend (boyfriend neither). I just want to be alone.
What's wrong with me?
>>680497639
It will always happen idc how"in love" you are. Women are just as bad as guys. When they are in the mood for dick, the will get the dick. Sad part is neither of us feel bad. Best pussy ive ever had.
She sucked me off yesterday on me and my wifes anniversary.
>>680498036
Next thing you gotta ask is, if he didn't stop there, where did he stop :D
>>680493746
I turned my boyfriend into a sissy bitch because I'm a dominatrix.
>>680498245
Only 20 here, but same thing as you.
>>680498042
How?
>>680498200
idk, its complicated
i have feelings for him but i also know he's not someone i would have a good relationship with
>>680497500
don't <3 me you less-than sign number 3ing bastard, i hope you get cancer and beat it then get hit by a truck and survive, but fall into a coma and then miraculously awaken one day after no less than 3 years only so that you get aids from fucking me in the ass you faggot... wait, no... i think i fucked up at the end there, uh
Check em Again
>>680498245
Wrong with you? You're a man unbothered by sex. Bro, you are on the path to becoming a god...
>>680496073
I'm not really sure how it happened but I've started feeling disconnected from reality, as if I had no control over life and almost as if I was being pulled by a lead by other people. I feel as if my body is walking around and I have no power over it and that it has it's own mind separate from myself.
Everyone around me just appears to have some prejudice about me and scowls at me. I don't know why, I think I might be paranoid or anxious.
Recently at work I've been leaving early because I've been feeling an urge to lash out and take control. I want to scream, hit and roll around. I don't know why, it almost makes me feel like doing it would make me free.
I've managed to stop myself but I've been on a knife's edge for weeks. I know my willpower is running out. Everyday the time until I start feeling the urges decreases. I know for a fact that one day it will finally happen. The part of me which would try to stop it has diminished, I almost feel as if I want it to happen.
>>680497783
Did you let him knot you? Do you fantasize about bestiality? Would you do it again?
>>680498202
Might not bite now, but there is gotta be some serious repression on that one, it'll come back to bite you hard.
That's one you'll fear seeing on your death bed.
>>680498343
Do you have hobbies? I really don't. But I spend a lot of money on tec
>>680496287
Oh really? When and where hahah
>>680498387
womanizer?
>>680494310
>>680498445
K...
>>680498522
I just play games and talk to people online, I find programming to be a fun hobby so much I got a job doing it
>>680498495
Quit, sell your stuff, go on journey of discovery.
>>680497915
Some people dont put as much weight on sex as others.
I've slept with several of my friends' wives and some of their husbands. Different strokes for different folks.
>>680498505
Nah I'll be okay, doesn't really even bother me.
>>680497915
Nah hes a real cunt. Idk mabey im self destructive. Plus the pussy game ridiculous
>>680498445
My less than three stands though. Can't make me delete my post fag.
>>680493746
i masturbate to cp
>>680498628
god i hate you so much
>>680497699
Frankly I wasn't even expecting it. I've known her for 5 years and used to babysit her, so we're 'friends'. She lives just down the block. Came over drunk one fine night and told me she needed a place to crash. You can guess what happened afterwards.
>>680497864
Not happening.
>>680498499
i tried but it was kind of hard. he was a young dog and really really REALLY stupid, so he'd stop before he could but honestly i don't think i would've let him anyway, just out of fear of getting caught.
i don't really fantasize about it anymore, but i used to a lot for that period in my life.
and honestly? i think i would, if i knew i wouldn't get caught.
>>680498694
Did you tell him you were fucking his wife? Or did you do it behind his back? There is a difference.
>>680498005
it began as fear now i think im getting really sick, im getting psychotic
>>680498694
Just to be sure I read that right -- you slept with their husbands you said? and you're a man?
>>680497082
Why do you want to break up with her? And its better to break up before you cheat.
>>680496656
It is
>>680498542
who are you asking about? like am i a womanizer? or the guy i'm cheating with?
>>680496780
this place IS the depression.
My name is Elvis Presley. I am living the rest of my days on a secret private island in the Seychelles. I had to retire and go into hiding when I found out all those hip gyrations were actually the first signs of Parkinson's disease.
I still love burgers and have my own private Five Guys restaurants.
Uh-huhuh!
>>680498925
Pls do and film it. We need more videos
>>680497119
Green text that story femanon.
>>680498778
How do you even view it without cops at your door
>>680499000
the guy of course. can't be a womanizer if you're a woman.
>or can you?
I have confirmed that I am straight, but the idea of sucking off a 12-14 year old boys small penis gets me hard, mostly because around that age I regularly 69'd my nextdoor neighbor and we both came in eachothers mouths every time. Its funny because I grew up to be a physically handicapped loser, but I'm also smart enough to recognize it and those age 10-16 gay times were the most sexually active I've ever been (i'm 26 now).
tl;dr Most sexually active I've ever been is in age 10-16 doing gay stuff with neighbor.
>>680499103
If you don't know we're not going to tell you.
>>680498018
OC pic of wife with a friend
My wife teases me with our daughter.
>>680498925
Did you orgasm?
>>680498764
ORLY?
>>680498885
Lol so you fucked a drunk 15 year old that you used to babysit? Do you seriously have no self control?
>>680497508
I tried to let ours fuck me when I was a teen, but he was too small a build of a dog.
I ended up sucking his dick and jerking him off a lot though.
A few times I would prise his mouth open and try and force fuck his muzzle too.
He hated it, but loved lapping up my jizz.
That dog was so gay.
i'm a bank robber and a serial killer. i also enjoy long walks in the park.
I have an obsession with twitch from Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. I want to bully her, make fun of her, make her cry, and torment her. I want to see what kind of reaction she'd have to people cracking jokes behind her back and spreading rumors to make sure she has nobody that would want to associate with her. I want to make her life miserable, and record every moment that she breaks down.
Sorry bros, I don't know how to greentext well.
I was supposed to be getting my girlfriend's cat into a little kitty-box to bring to some friends because we are moving out of town and our friends wanted the cat. The cat has never liked being handled, never wanted to be pet, never interacted with us in our small single bedroom apartment, and for the past year had really just been a cunt.
When I went to pick her up the battle begins. The couch gets flipped, frames end up on the floor from the walls, the battle-station nearly gets knocked over, it's a complete wreck. My hand gets fairly fucked up from the furry little bear trap and by this point I've had quite enough of the company of this six pound ball of satan's pubic hair.
I grab a rifle from the closet, load a blank into it, and go indoor hunting.
The cat had perched in the kitchen where the walls are all nice and slick to be cleaned of grease and I had to sneaky-snake the barrel to juuuuuust under her chin without her getting anxious and running away again.
j/k. I called animal control and said there was a feral cat that I wanted to shoot. Fuck that animal.
>>680493746
I'm fucking my fiance's friend and she doesnt know about it.
Doubt she cares though.
>I'm raw dogging her and cumming in her
I use my step daughters panties to fap and feel like a total scumbag after I cum. I honestly wish I could stop.
>>680498331
Tits or gtfo
>>680499014
for some odd reason i find talking with random strangers very therapeutic, but ya this place doesn't really help get out of depression more like it helps to cope with it
>>680498367
easy bro
>im lcurrently living in ukraine, already have 5000$ in saving
>i dont need any papers to cross rusian border, as well as mongolian
>chinese papers cost about 150 shekels
>and i have some plans fo japan as well
>in the end in buy indonesain documents, and settle down in there
>but rides never ends, hope you understand what i mean )
>>680499433
Do you have a GSOH too? We should totally go on a date.
>>680499496
>I'm a stupid faggot that is about to be a daddy to an unwanted child
fixed
>>680499533
same.
>>680498925
That's hot AF. i let a dog lick me out once. It was amazing. It was a female though so no doggy dick for me.
>>680493746
I have more sexual attraction towards my car than my girlfriend, and she doesn't know it, but is always asking me Why I'm always working on it
>>680497082
What's she do bro?
>>680498202
How old are you now if you don't mind me asking?
And did this event ever affect your personality in a way? Any obsessions or mental disorders caused by it do you think?
>>680493746
Tonight I'm going to suck the dick of a guy I haven't seen in 2 years...no one knows but me and him
>>680499092
not much of a story bruh
>be me
>meet hot guy at work
>he and my boyfriend become friends because bf works there too
>get guy's phone number
>proceed to slowly flirt
>now i hang out with him regularly
there's really not much to it, we don't even usually fuck. we just hang out, he always has his arm around me, etc.
>>680499134
i could and would be if there were more attractive queer girls around here
nah we're just different. hard to explain.
>>680499520
mate, no body can blame you for that. That is prime right there.
I have fucked and fisted horses and ponies. I secretly sucked off and been fucked by a GS dog who was my friends dog. His wife once caught be jacking him off. I do not know if she ever told him. He has not said anything in many years.
>>680498927
Sometimes. Sometimes not.
>>680499024
I'm male and have slept with husbands. Sometimes I slept with both spouses at the same time. Like another anon said, we're Unicorns.
>>680499160
virgin here, least you saw some action at one point in your life
>>680499399
She came onto me. It was painfully obvious that it was all an excuse. She 'coincidentally' came over the day my gf was outta town (a fact my neighbour's mother knew) and later admitted to finding an opening to fuck me.
>>680498495
I felt that way for years, like I was trapped inside my own mind, like someone else was controlling me. Just don't give up lovely, I promise it will pass
>>680499572
i have an amazing sense of humor. let's make out.
>>680499520
You stop...Ill take it from here...she's fucking hot!
>>680499593
Nah, she's got her tubes tied.
>>680499069
find me a good dog and hold the camera i guess
>>680499342
unfortunately no
>>680499413
i never sucked my dog off, i wasn't really into it.
>>680499640
i let that dog do it, and a couple of years later i lived with my boyfriend and his family, and let their dog lick me too. but he was a super fat old tiny dog so no fucking.
I work with my ex bf and I still give him bj's in the car at lunch when he hits on me. I feel bad about it but I would take him back in a minute. I tell myself that if I ever fuck him, I will have to tell my bf and end it. That's worked for me so far at least. fml.
>>680499938
She got her tubes tied in her 20s?? 30s??
>>680499693
Would you fuck him? Or engage in threesome with him and Boyfriend?
>>680496139
MORE CONTEXT MAN
>>680499496
She doesn't care? Why do you say that?
>>680499593
Oh ya, also forgot to mention that I impregnated my lesbian friend, and Fiance doesnt care that I did so. So theres that
>>680499790
I repeat; do you have no self control? She's a kid, you're an adult. Your meant to be grown up enough to shut that shit down but you're acting like it was all her fault and you're just a weak 28 year old who couldnt resist.
>>680499957
Lol. Mine was a golden retriever. Amazing tongue. Best and sloppiest orgasm ever.
>>680499972
your relationship with your bf is already over. It wouldn't make much difference if you fucked your ex-bf at this point.
>>680497723
Why cant you just leave him? Whats the co worker like?
>>680499852
in your dreams, squidward
>>680500028
Late 20's early 30's.
She already has 2 kids
(fiance's friend not my fiance)
>>680499957
neither was I, I guess. Dog jizz tastes fucking weird.
I mean I'm still a horny perverted fucker, but its been a long time since any animals have been in the mix.
Dem teenage hormones dou, make you do crazy shit.
>>680500095
Women who take dicks up the pussy are not lesbians.
Pretty cool story anon
>>680499693
>we don't even usually fuck.
>usually
I slept with the maid of honor at my mothers wedding.
I then carried out that relationship with her best friend for about 2 years while married.
I still fucking love cougars.
>>680500095
Your relationship sounds healthy.
I did something REALLY bad when I was 12
Im a passable trap with a long term/long distance girlfriend who had to resort to escorting and prostitution in order to eat because i was too embarassed to tell my gf I had no money. Im pretty sure i also have PTSD from having sex with so many ugly disgusting men when im not even attracted to men in the first place.
I made my girlfriends dog lick me until i came
>>680493746
I pretended to be a black dude that my cousin and I were friends with and threatened to break into this girls house and rape her. Got caught. Got a couple years of probation and a no contact order with the girl.
>>680500139
I've been lurking...I have a golden retriever.....I feel weird now
>>680499729
>>680499886
Tell me about it. Her mom has kinda let herself go and when my step daughter has her friends over I'm ready to explode. I tell myself that fapping on her panties and bikinis (and sometimes her friends) I'm keeping myself from being a total pig.
>>680500169
don't play with my heart like that.
>>680500169
hey... youre not me.
get your hands off my man.
>>680494455
Checked and agreed
>>680500095
>that I impregnated my lesbian friend
no you didnt and you arent fooling anyone. Either you are full of shit or shes bisexual you inbred
>>680500350
Lol have a go anon. It's incredible I promise.
>>680495201
So?
>>680498955
I responded to the wrong post cause I'm a fucking idiot.
I slept with both partners, sometimes 1 on 1 and sometimes as 1 on 2. And yes, male.
>>680496880
lmao baited
>>680500278
Hot. What would you say if your mother found out?
>>680500361
Damage control. Harm minimization.
Id get it. Id feel like a cunt too.
But oh my god that slice of heaven for 10 minutes.
>>680500262
>mostly lesbian
Better? She's in a Lesbian marriage though, they just wanted a baby and not have to deal with the expensive ass cryo banks.
>>680500137
The 15 year old had sexual desire. Biologically she is healthy to reproduce. With no provocation she sought out OP of the story for sex. Why do short young-teen looking porn stars have huge followings? because young-mid teen beauty is fucking attractive to most men on the planet and for good reason.
OP could have resisted but he didn't want to, because he was obviously attracted to her.
>>680495368
You're a fucking piece of shit. And I hope your wife gets fucked by the biggest nigger dick she can find.
>>680500475
>mixed feelings
But ok!
>>680500049
i did fuck him once but i was way too drunk and we couldn't get much privacy. i'm trying to find a time when i can fuck him again but soberish this time.
probably not. my boyfriend is honestly terrible at sex.
>>680500162
no where else to live, and no money to move.
he's just a normal guy. really thoughtful which is a nice change.
>>680497729
Yeah man you are a damaged pup if this is true.
You really ought to kill yourself, and I'm not saying that as a joke. Fucking do it.
>>680500289
It actually really is, thanks!
>>680500372
you'll thank me later, squidy
>>680500380
but i am you, i'm your conscience
>>680496780
same story for every basement dweller that visits /b/
>>680497729
Youre a piece of garbage. I hope karma catches up to your ass hard.
>>680498962
her personality and sexual reluctance. no, i'm not getting cucked, it actually hurts for her to have sex, not like first time pain, but like my cock was a knife pain. i'd like to have some fun before i turn 30 but i'd be fucking devastated if someone freaking killed themselves over me.
>>680500148
I think he knows we're not going to get married or anything. I do feel a lot closer to him than I thought I would get thoguht. Life fucking sucks sometimes. It just doesn't seem like there is a right answer.
>>680500619
Take pics and show us. Deliver for /b/.
>>680500539
"Are you surprised" would be my first response.
Followed by, "It was her idea." I was 22, she was 42, clearly she warped my fragile little mind all catholic like.
>>680496780
Maybe if you left this place, you wouldn't be so depressed.
I when I get bit by spiders so when the bite goes necro I can squeeze all the puss out, I currently have a bite...I am just waiting
>>680500680
*wakes up in New York after establishing an underground illegal fight club*
>>680493746
I browse /b/
>>680497734
Zach?
>>680500627
Just end it with your boyfriend.
>>680497082
more details please
>>680500361
Honestly I don't see anything wrong with it keep jerkin!! And post more pics if you got 'em
>>680497119
tits or gtfo slut
>>680500139
my first dog fuck was with a german sheppard mixed with something really stupid.
>>680500251
i just have this weird thing with the texture of the actual cock lol.
teenaged hormones fucked me up severely. i was disgusting as a teenager.
>>680500680
my life is a series of mistakes, what is one more.
>>680500380
i'm so down right now
>>680500627
>my boyfriend is terrible at sex
>therefore cheating justified because "feelz"
Lol k femacuck
>>680495892
How?
>>680500637
Nah bro I'm okay, thanks for the advice though.
>>680499690
I'm 22 and doing fine, I didn't really let it effect me. I used it as a lesson to myself to not hurt others, because I know I could take it to far and not care. Mentally i am very stable.
If my life gets much worse I've bought the parts for a helium mask.
>make changes
I have, honestly. I've put all my effort into changing my life and nothing has improved. I'm done. I've lived long enough, waded through more shite than anyone should have to and I've had enough. I have nothing left holding me to this world.
>>680500592
I understand the fantasy but real life isnt a porno movie. When the 15 year old girl from next door turns up drunk and dtf you're supposed to let her sleep on the couch and have a hilarious story to tell your gf. Not fuck her brains out. You know what else 15 year old girls do? Fall in love and cause a shit load of drama. Sure op will find that out soon enough.
>>680500893
did you miss the part where i have no where else to live?
>>680500937
you first
>>680500967
i didn't say that was the only reason i'm cheating, nor did i ever even say my cheating was justified lmao. start fights over something worthwhile.
>>680497508
Amy, gtfo
>>680498733
This reaction face is perfect.
>>680497533
So do it
>>680500940
Was it good? I've never had a dog cock just that tongue. So eager lol she got it in everywhere. If I get a chance should I try?
12 years old, staying at a mates with another friend and had a condom, don't know how but friend decided to unravel said condom over a glow stick and ram it into his bum...
All of us just laughed.
>>680500831
yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
>>680500999
How can you be mentally stable after saying 'I still don't give a fuck' when you did what you did? You destroyed an entire family.
I'm secretly in love with my best female friend that my gf fucking despises
>>680496420
I grew up in Guam and moved to Florida.
>>680497953
Unless you've been diagnosed, you sound edgy as fuck
>>680500750
I choose my own path, but thanks for the opinion.
I Jack off to my own porno
>>680500940
Did you let him knot you? And would you ever do it again with a different dog? Also do dogs cum alot?
>>680500592
This precisely. Thank you for understanding my plight anon.
>>680493746
I had sex with my mother in law and came on her face. Neither my father in law or wife know
>>680493746
I let my friends take advantage of me because I'm lonely and afraid that they will not be friends with me otherwise.
>>680493746
in elementary school i took a girl who liked me in the back off a room behind the cafeteria and tore her clothes off.
>>680500627
You should kill yourself you leach. Blood sucking degenerate whore.
>>680498331
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>>680501042
That's true. best to fuck a 15 year old then in circumstances where you could easily never see/hear from her again.
>>680498387
Why do you want to break up with your boyfriend? Is he a bad guy?
>>680497953
You probably have BPD
>>680499266
what
>>680500884
not that kind of conscience but im glad were on the same page, now stop talking with squidy and get a life
>>680500958
ah squidy, you never learn
>>680498018
>>680499244
I am curious, would /b/ allow their wife or girlfriends to fuck another woman?
>>680501383
hahahah, I would love to see a /b/ manbaby ask a dom TITS OR GTFO in RL.
>>680501154
hahah pretty fucked but nice story.
>>680501118
not bad, but like i said he was young and stupid he would literally just stop and pull away and hump the air
>>680501292
already answered the first two, no and probably. depends on the dog too.
>>680501229
Because only an idiot would ruin their own life after that, you view things wrong. Learn from your mistakes don't let them ruin you.
>>680501388
Honestly if op had said 'I fucked a 15 year old on a road trip on the otherside of the country' I would have still called him a dirty fucker, but in this case he's a retarded dirty fucker.
I cry every night
>>680500592
>this is exactly how pedophiles think
>>680501066
>my boyfriend is honestly terrible at sex
>"Loyalty means nothing when current bf not giving me the feelz I need!"
>no where else to live, and no money to move
>"I will continue to give my bf starfish sex so long as he pays my bills. Hopefully ex-Chad will take me back and let me move in with him"
The real loser here is your bf.
>>680501602
lol
hardk0re
Yeah, in retrospect, possibly snapping that 13 year olds neck was a mistake, probably should try and do less of that.
>>680499521
I'll post tits if you post something I like. If you want something you have to give first slut.
>>680501383
You too.
I let a woman die in front of me because she was a cunt who fucked with my paychecks. If you work in HR don't choke on food when eating with someone who dislikes you.
>>680498885
So, did this happen years ago or is she 15 now and this happen recently?
>>680501707
Youd know.
>>680501670
bitch, shut the fuck up... you f-faggot..
>>680501066
Not a woman. Now tits or gtfo. Simple rules.
>>680501374
.......anyways
>>680501392
he's not necessarily a bad guy on purpose. he's just rather selfish, and constantly martyrs himself. he's inconsiderate, he picks fights with strangers, there's a lot of reasons.
>>680501711
mfw bf doesn't have a job and i've spent more time in our relationship being the one who works and pays his bills actually but okay.
>>680501066
You have plenty of places to live. Women shelters. You whore.
>>680501577
Weird. Did he like fall out or something? I have a friend with some kind of lab mix. She has to go away for about a week next month. I'm going to ask her if she wants me to watch him instead of taking him to her parents.
>>680500547
>>680500911
I fantasize about hiding some cams in her room which deep down I know is seriously pushing the limits and could put my in jail. That's when I fap and completely get those thoughts out of my head.
>>680497734
Why take that many Tylenol when you can just take 2 Aleve?
>>680501602
So you do give a fuck? Do you feel any remorse?
>>680497729
>crack her neck
>cerebral palsy
People will fall for this, too.
>>680501535
Bitch, I would beat you fucking senseless.
>>680494149
I let my wife know I was into guys too. Now she won't leave my ass alone.
>>680501916
it was like 7 years ago or so, so it's hard to remember but he just kinda pulled out and away and would get distracted by something else
>>680501930
i laughed way too hard at this
>>680501231
Do what your heart wants
I had a thing going with one of the sweetest girls i've ever met and my cunt of an ex-gf destroyed our friendship (was going to deb/prom together until my gf interrupted it).. This girl could have made me a truly happy man unlike the depressed fuck i am today (which funnily enough my ex caused and then LEFT me because of my depression).
Anyway skip forward about a year after the break up and im now friends with the girl (shes in a relationship) and fucking my ex's best friend :)
>>680501707
Not really, pedofiles think pre-puberty children are able to consent sexually which is wrong because they barely know how to wipe their own ass or know not to walk off a cliff.
I'm not attracted to children, only women capable of bearing healthy children.
>>680500999
>is a literal psychopath
>Mentally i am very stable.
ok
>>680501930
lol probably the post of the day
>>680501266
I'm not really edgy, I don't wish malice on other people, and in fact I prefer the preservation of people who I enjoy. That being said, though, it wouldn't take much thinking for me to do bad things to someone if I really really HAD to, otherwise it just doesn't benefit me at all. My main problem is that I pretty much cannot feel for other people. I myself can feel bad, angry, sad, happy, etc., but when people tell me things I just don't feel anything for them. My friend just recently told me they started self harming again and even showed me and I just didn't feel bad at all, it was just raw objective information coming in and being processed, no feelings being attached.
>>680502080
Distracted? That's aweful. I still want to try though.
>>680501907
..... Anyways, I wasn't kidding. You are trash.
>>680502040
I too had additional questions.
>>680502040
you realize that the spine is connected to the brain, and as such, spinal trauma can directly affect the brain, yes?
>>680493746
>I turned my best friend at school gay, we started out watching porn together and then it went to handjobs, then blowing each other and finally full anal, we still fuck from time to time
>I my older sister wanted to get pregnant so she could get a council flat, she didn't want any involvement with the father so she asked me to donate the sperm, I agreed because I'm a sick fuck, I thought she wanted my baby gravy in a pot but she said we should just do it the old fashioned way... I agreed and loved every minute of it.
>I once sucked off my pet dog because I was bored and wanted to see what dog cum tasted like, by the way it's not that bad.
>I met a girl while on holiday in Magaluf who I knew was (very) under age, her parents were scummy northerners who let her drink and smoke, I chatted her up and reamed out all her holes for a week before going back home.
>My best friend has two kids neither of which are his, they are mine but he doesn't know that, his wife is a total slut and likes to fuck around behind his back but is the perfect wife/mother when he is around, I find it hard not to laugh in his face when he brags about her.
>My first sexual experience was with an old age pensioner who lived next door when I was 13, she was slightly senile and thought I was her long dead husband, she liked anal... A LOT!!
Two of these stories are completely true, the rest are made up, have fun guessing.
>>680501922
yeah, best to stick to the panties at that point, no evidence, easy to conceal.
Cameras would be inviting a world of hurt if it went wrong.
But if you ever do go on that crazy burn, make sure you dump us all a copy.
>>680501907
>>680501907
Sure you have
>>680501930
MFW this post
>>680501935
No I don't because there is nothing I can do about it and feeling bad about it is a waste of time and energy. Everything in life is a lesson, its about how you take the lesson in.
>>680502040
Trust me it was more than a crack.
>>680502160
>Doesn't feel bad about something
>that he cannot take back is psycho path.
K
>>680499691
You a guy?
I once set up a glory hole in my house and jerked off a stranger from CL. Smallest cock I have ever seen. Would never do again.
>>680501284
why wouldn't you?
I would if i had one
>>680502306
inb4 anon the spine isn't the neck, hurr durr
yes, it is part of the spine, learn basic human anatomy, you ignorant buffoons
>>680502118
>>women capable of bearing healthy children
What a ridiculous statement. Stop trying to justify your Lolita fantasy with that 'she's a woman of child bearing age' shit.
>>680496338
I did that the summer between middle and high school. We ended up fucking each other all summer long. Didn't talk about it after school started, and then drifted apart.
Feels weird to think about it now because we were both 13.
>>680502054
yeaaaaaaaaaaah, that's not much of a problem, I'm sub anyway.
Check the progression miss, I was saying id love to see that, for that very reason. I know plenty of dommes. I love seeing mouthy cunts getting it unknowingly.
Heroinfag, killed a junkie
>Few years ago
>Rob gas station with gun
>Only get just over $600
>Tell my exploits to other junkies
>Want to buy half Oz
>Other junkies says he wants half for getting the hook up
>Implys that he deserves it, points out that there may be a nice reward in it for him
>Blackmailing me, motherfucker?
>Get said half OZ
>Split it in half
>Hey anon, lets do a shot before you go
>Tool up, he hits his shot
>Good shit, hitting the nod
>I neglected to take mine
>There you go anon, you can have mine
>Shoot that mother fucker up again
>Wait about half an hour
>Call 5-0
>Accidental overdose
>Blackmail me motherfucker?
>>680497059
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
>>680502306
That is terrible fucking logic.
"You see you can get pelvic inflammatory disease by stepping on a rusty nail. The infection can spread into the hips and eventually present as the STI."
Now the OP of the story may have meant a different illness, in which case that'd make more sense, but there is a 0% chance that the kid gained cerebral palsy as a result of spinal trauma.
Source: I'm Doctor Patrick.
>>680502514
I was thinking about uploading it since it doesn't show my face. The chick was probably the ugliest looking chick I've ever been with though
>>680502421
Are you actually retarded as well? Normal humans can't just 'switch off' guilt because it isn't 'productive'. This is what makes you a psychopath. I'm not saying you shouldn't learn from your mistakes but literally not caring about what you did makes you a psycho dude.
You're not safe, you're a sick little man.
>>680501602
3edgy5me.
You should be locked up in a mental hospital 23 hours a day.
>>680502756
No your counter example is retarded.
>>680502627
Huh? I don't have to justify anything. I'm attracted to women capable of bearing children. This is pretty much 13.5-50 years of age.
You have a problem with biology all of the sudden?
>>680501877
Not really, Jared.
>>680502242
Yeah thats the kinda thing I would say before I got diagnosed with BPD. Go see a doctor anon.
>>680502421
>Everything in life is a lesson, its about how you take the lesson in.
says the guy who ruined the lives of multiple people and feels no remorse for it
if karma is real, you are going to get fucked in the ass, better start lubing up buddy
>>680502686
Bagged all his shit before you left I hope?
>>680501930
best post here
>>680502910
This. KYS before it's too late.
>>680502875
Nu-uh, your primary example is retarded, anon!
>>680501312
green text this... pweese!
>>680502777
trips checked.
Ehhhh maybe keep it to yourself then?
>>680502892
Maybe you should ought not comment what you don't really know about then :D
>>680502242
You lack empathy.
>>680501836
now
>>680502828
I'm not that guy, but your extreme angst over a lost soul and eagerness to debase him just makes you a sick brutal psycho too.
>>680502756
i didn't bother reading after the first sentence, i don't have the patience nor crayons to explain my "terrible" logic to you
>>680501907
Take it easy femanon, you're triggering these faggots.
>>680502320
>turned my best friend gay
Nigga he was already gay. You just made him affirm it.
Can you retards stop arguing and share your fucking stupid secrets please. Thanks.
>>680502888
Jesus Christ we're not fucking cavemen ploughing tween pussy because the average life expectancy is 30. You are absolutely trying to justify it. (Also, you find 13 year olds attractive, seriously?)
>>680503114
Moron detected
>>680502664
Miss? Go fuck yourself, you pussy ass faggot.
>>680503024
aight...but the thread's about to die
I am 99% positive I have autism or something like that. Never really cared about any one or any thing as long it doesn't involve me. Always fake interest when People talk about themselves or thinks I don't care about. I use people for my own gain. Don't like it when things don't go the way I want or stuff changes. I needs to be in control or I annoy people so long until they give in and I get what I want.
>>680500978
We started to fool around when she was 13 and I was 15, almost 16. At the time I didn't know she was my half sister just the daughter of an ex-gf of my dad who was staying a few weeks with us cause her mom was getting a divorce.
Find out like 3-4 days after we had sex she was my dad's daughter (paternity test results as part of the mom's divorce thing). I figured that would put an end to our fooling around but it didn't, she even said she liked calling me "brother" during sex.
Anyways, her mom moves out and they move about ~2 hours north of us but she comes over sometimes on the weekend and school breaks and we keep fooling around. She tells me she is fine with me having a girlfriend but when she is around, I am "hers". She also says she doesnt want any boyfriend but likes girls.
One weekend I go up to visit her, she introduces me to her girlfriend who was ...maybe 12 (she was 14 and I was 16 at this point). Much of the weekend as I could manage was spent having a threesome with my sister and her gf.
She comes and stays with us during the summer, mad she had "broken" up with her gf. I was working during the summer and my dad was working (of course) so parts of the day she would be home alone. She went to the park a lot. I come home and find her tongue deep in a girl who was like 10. She invites me in...and I joined.
All summer we are all sleeping together. And even after my sister leaves she keeps coming over and we screw around.
