Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed
>claiming yume
I'm here.
A little bit depressed because Akiko and Homura bully me every thread, but meh. I guess is ok.
>>680483210
You don't want to have bros that will back you up no matter what your problems are?
See you guys in a few hours. I got class to attend to
>>680483919
study hard
Guess who
claim
Claimed
>>680483828
>>680484063
I wish I had bros, but all I have in this thread is bullies.
I come here to have a great time, you guys always fight with me and call me "jerkchan"..
You don't even say my name right. I feel so bad.
Claiming Ellen Sensei
>>680483919
Have fun.
>>680483593
You are a failure
>>680484115
Hey, Hey, I'm here now.
So there were no niggers and no actual doxxing?
That's underwhelming.
>consolation hugs
>>680484115
Oh Chen, don't you know love hurts?
We just adore you
>>680484234
claimed. university is hard.
>>680483580
>>680483593
>>680483664
>>680483705
>>680483759
>>680483765
>>680483780
>>680483828
>>680483919
>>680484063
>>680484159
>>680484176
>>680484234
>>680484335
>>680484583
>>680483772
welcome back all, have some (You)'s
![[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/cy5u8G2.png "[Hadena] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! - 07 [1280x720] [65C6F1F1].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2012.11.18_15.17.03].png")
>>680484583
I know that feel bro
>>680484335
I'm so glad you're here!
Please, I'm a little bit sad because those two make me feel worthless by picking on me every thread.
Please hug me, and don't speak with Homura and Akiko anon anymore..
By the way, I missed you
How's life treating you?
>>680484423
Oh, please, just stop.. I can't handle it anymore..
>>680484780
Jerkchen, you can do much better than that, is this really how you plan to get our attention today?
>>680484742
And a (you) for you!
>>680484742
So I'm playing Dark Souls 3 and two bosses started fighting each other
that was pretty neat
>>680484912
Look, look, everyone!
He bullied me again!
oh my guys, isn't he the toughest guy around?!
I'm actually so depressed right now.
Stop bullying me.
You also said you will doxx me, why do you want to do that?
I'm here to make friends.
If you see that idiot around, please tell Ananas he a qt.
>Ruri
>>680484780
Sorry to keep you waiting, Chen.
You know very well how much I like to hug you.
>hugs <3
I have been doing really well. I had to rethink the way I do a few things and there were other matters keeping me busy, KanColle, drawings, gardening.
The weather was good again today so I finished my work there for the time being; just taking care of the lawn and shiz, kek.
I'll be here for a while now, but there's still things I have to do later.
>Usual claim
Just got off work, deciding whether or not I want to sleep, work on my car, or play SFV.
>>680485273
is this the power of chen as a waifu?
I was here for all of it and saw you shit talk everyone, but for some reason when I see the cute and crying images I have this doubt in the back of my head that it wasn't real and you're getting bullied
>>680485265
That sounds cool, I love when 2 different enemies attack each other, seems more realistic, but I've never play Dark Souls, so I don't know how the enemies work
>>680485304
^-^
>>680484742
Thank (You)!
>>680485360
Okay, I'm so happy you're here.
Maybe they won't bully me anymore.
I always asked you to post some drawing, but you never do.
I really really want to see how you draw.
Did you had fun today?
I know, I also love your hugs! they make me forget about homura and akiko. fucking bullies, i hate them..
Good to know you're well
>hugs
>>680485360
Behind ya
>>680484755
what are you studying?
>>680485833
forgot a pic.
Do any of you weebs know some good comedy? I need something to watch this afternoon
>>680485493
Hey Juri. Three options is always a bit of a dilemma.
Neither dice nor a coin will work.
>>680485657
Most of my drawings are kinda embarassing, but I think I posted the gre-nadia sketch some time.
>at least that one looks tolerable and isn't some meme shit
I'll look for something.
And yeah, I had 'fun' fun earlier.
I'll make sure to mark down the names of the bullies. :^)
Tsuyu claim
>>680485815
So do you want to hug from behind or from the front?
How are you doing?
>>680486071
Saw this the other day, thought it was pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c
>>680484929
>>680485026
>>680485651
pic
>>680485493
hey juri, I wanted to ask if playing street fighter is possible on a keyboard. I can do all the moves except the ones where you need to spin the stick around like zangief's grapples and abel's throw
where's a good place to start learning? I already beat the computer on all difficulties but I get stomped by every d-rank player
>>680485604
>>680486182
welcome
Tenryuu claimed
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>680486420
>
Claiming mai waifu :)
>>680486270
Oh you bastard, whatever fuck you guys
>>680486252
From behind!
Fine fine and what's about you?
>>680486335
Führer...
>>680486626
I haven't seen that in a long time.
>>680484583
I feel that feel as well
>>680485273
The bullying is real, so very real
>>680486071
John Mulaney, funny dude. Just saw his comedy on Netflix
Also Stocking claimed
>>680486335
>>680486549
Ohayou
C.C. Claim
>>680486167
What will you do to those bullies?
>>680486707
Is this the suicidal stocking or are you a new one?
>>680486167
No, there's no need for you.
Just don't speak with them anymore..
>>680486704
My greatest companion...
>>680486719
Why is the cat eating your ribbon?
>>680486626
I'm guessing you meant something longer? My bad then
>>680486549
na wie gehts mein lieblings salz?
I'm off for tonight, goodbye guys.
best shipfu
>>680487205
Goodbye!
>>680487205
Later!
So, I'm still planning my move from New York to Vermont. Anybody here ever move out of state? One thing I have going for me is working at Starbucks. If I find a Starbucks near where I move I can get a transfer, keeping all my benefits and stuff as well as my current rate of pay. Other then that I would be going in blind. Its gonna be me and my girl, and I'm making sure to bring my mother along so she isn't alone with my shithead brother if anyone remembers him.
One time I mentioned moving to her and she got jittery and broke into tears because she thought I was mad at her and was going to leave her alone for the rest of her life and I swear, it broke my fucking heart.
But yeah, tips on moving out of state? Or just big moves in general?
suu is the sexiest slime
>>680486849
Did they try to steal your panties, too?
>>680486896
It's an asshole cat.
>>680486830
Report them to the Internet police.
>>680486976
Salzig. Projektantrag ist raus, ich komme jetzt nicht mehr daran vorbei. Ich mache es mir aber einfach, 20 Telefone "anschließen, dabei nur 2 Hardware-und 2 Software Telefone wirklich anschließen. Dazu 3 Rechengurken, von dem eine als Server fungieren soll. Von meinen staatlich zur Verfügung gestellten 500€ hole ich mir eine PoE Switch mit 24 Ports. Und nen USB-Stick. Das ganze eindüseln und sagen das alles hinter der Switch fertig ist, sowie die anderen 16 Telefone funzen. Und das Argument mit dem Blauen Engel. Funzt immer. Test geschrieben, danach auf Staatskosten gefrühstückt.
>Wer brauch denn schon AD für Benutzer? Pfff...
Wie lief dein Tag so?
>>680486167
Ahoy. Yes, the great trifecta of decision making. It's harder then I thought.
>>680486316
It's totally possible to play on a keyboard, but given how easy it is set up a D-pad remote or fight stick, why not go for those options instead? Keyboard works but practicing muscle memory for combos is hella different. Wouldn't recommend keyboard unless no other choice is available. I personally use the Dualshock 4 D-pad for those movements. The timing for 360 degree stick rotations will be hard to land correctly if mapped on a keyboard, same with 180 as you have to slide your fingers over the movement keys quickly.
As for learning, do the Challenges and Trials for your favorite character, learn how the play. Watch combo videos online of professional players using your character so you can see and learn from what they do. Also, find some sparring partners, either in a Battle Lounge online or a friend in the real world and spar with them as much as possible. Always look to learn from your mistakes, don't take defeats as a bad thing, far better to lose in SFV then to win because you have an opportunity to replay the match and learn from your mistakes.
You'll get stomped alot, I did too when I was new at the game. Now, I do the stomping on everyone's head with Juri's wonderfully beautiful legs.
>>680487333
H-E-L-L-O
>>680486896
Excuse me?
>>680487481
>tips on moving out of state
I'm afraid not. I never left.
>>680487481
Also, I'm glad to hear that you're getting out.
Hiya, how you all doing?
>>680487774
was just about to leave when I saw this
I'll grab a controller then, who would be an easy character to play? I was doing abel since his moves are really simple but I feel like there's a lot more to him than I understand
thanks!
>>680486679
Distracted with KanColle once again...
Here's a bit of a rundown:
>>680485360
Glad you are doing well.
>>680487567
Fine, the Internet Police won't even find out which country I live in through all my proxies.
Hey guys, whats up how is it going?
>>680488040
Hey Yui I am dong alright how are you doing today?
>>680488035
Depending on how things go, it would be amazing to be outta here by the end of 2016.
I doubt it though so I'm aiming for end of 2017-mid 2018.
We shall see, I can't wait to start my new life with my loved ones <3rd
>>680486842
I dont think I am...
>>680488040
Pretty good eh, how bout you?
>>680488256
Pretty good, on a lot earlier today, only 6PM, usually on at around 3AM or so.
>>680488129
>a
they tried to steal my life :'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNuullAnak&list=PL_saLI-LH-VoIJCsCXE6Qa2lS37kPS2od&index=16
>>680488320
PHOOOOOONE
<3****
>>680488040
Heyo Yui, pretty good, how about you?
>>680488351
Why on so late?
I guess this is a little early for me too, nothing is open yet so I gotta wait till 11 to go do anything
>>680488541
Alright, just chilling and watching youtube, got anything good planned?
>>680488733
Not really, just watching some streams at the moment.
>>680488063
I'm guessing if you're using Abel you must be playing SSFIV and not SFV, in that case there's a ton of super easy characters, you could check out Ken, Chun-Li, Cammy, Guile, but the most recommended would be to learn Ryu. Sounds cheesy and lame but please understand that Street Fighter was built around one character; Ryu. Once you learn how to play as Ryu, all the other characters become much easier to learn then before because you can use Ryu as a baseline of comparison between the two. Ryu has everything a beginner needs to learn about
Good neutrals
Fireballs
DP
Good links
Good footsie game
Once you learn the ins and outs of Ryu, then I would suggest trying Abel again. Best of luck to you!
I wanna touch this thing
>>680488650
Well, usually i'd be asleep at this point, then wake up at 3AM and come on then, but I'm still awake so I came on here
>>680488407
Sometimes it's a good thing that what you don't have can't be taken for you. :^)
>>680488976
Am I the only one who you don't send that pic anymore?
>>680488875
okay, thanks! and yeah it's sf4 cause I dont wanna buy sf5 if I dont have a hope of playing it well lol
>>680488976
What? I don't have a heart..?
VERMOOOOOOOONT HERE I COME
soon
Guys you're all great when i move ill get you all some ben and jerrys okay unless you arent into that then idk but ill get you something
>>680488913
Oh okay, whenever I try to stay up late I end up falling asleep on my desk
>>680489174
But SF5 is super easy to get into anon why not try it out?
>>680489366
That sounds awesome actually thanks ms frog
>>680489174
SF4 is harder then SFV, just to let you know. SFV is way more beginner friendly, and this is someone who came out of 5 years of competitive SF4, besides SFV looks a thousand times better and has that "epic big fight" feel to it that SF4 so desperately needed.
panties
>>680489529
That'll be me soon enough
>>680488895
>don't repy to cancer threads
>has to repy to post image
>sages
>doesn't matter
Here is a (You) for your effort.
>>680484583
Damnit. I was late. Well, good job on the best claim.
>>680485906
Game arts and design
Sorry for the late one. I'm back now
>>680487618
>Wer brauch denn schon AD für Benutzer? Pfff...
Kek
>Wie lief dein Tag so?
Bin jetz 4 Wochen unterwegs morgen Schulung dann Lehrgang dann IHK-Prüfung rest der Woche Urlaub, schulische Abschlußprüfung und nochma Lehrgang und 2 Wochen später Projektverteidigung mit dem Ziel des bestehens und dann bin ich halt kein Lehrling mehr
>>680489529
I got more then just ice cream for you tho bb.
Something extra special~~~~
semi lewd miia claim
>>680490399
That isnt semi lewd
That is lewd
>>680490399
nice dubs top snek
welcome back
>>680490399
That's 100% lewd
>>680490512
A single titter is only semi lewd, could just be a slip or whatever you know. Not overtly sexual.
>>680490519
yeah dude, how's it?
>>680490612
ehhhh 65%
>>680489776
You are gonna have keys in your face girl!
>>680490297
Oh boy its the tongue again, just be careful where you put it pls
>>680490399
Semi?
>>680489734
My sister?
>>680490741
Nope! I can't keep tounging you if I wanna win your heart. Gotchu something better!
Kira
>>680490718
Had a blast in today's thread
Been programming most of the day and now I'm just chillin', tinkering with my tablet on photoshop
>>680491145
fury
>>680489136
No, and it's your own fault. I gave you opportunity to make amends three times.
>>680489225
No, your heart is fine, I think.
>>680490718
Lewd goes from 0lewd into 2lewd.
I rate yours 1.2lewd.
>>680491171
Nice
>>680491036
W...what would that be?
>>680491428
now THAT is lewd
>>680489857
It's trying to communicate
>>680491274
The lewd expert has spoken
>>680491470
Damn that looks like the hottest Dorito
>>680491659
>>680491659
>>680491659
>>680491659
>>680491659
>>680491257
No you didn't, you told me what to do and when I go for it you just say "nevermind".
>>680491504
It just so happens to be a big ol' heart shaped box-a-chocolates with your name on it~ <3
maybe I should interact in this thread
>implying people ever reply to me
>>680492324(you)
>>680492085
Oh that sounds awesome thanks Ms. Frog I shall repay you one day
>>680492324
>>680492167
We lewd now?
>>680492324
>>680492167
>>680491428
>>680490399
>>680492594
Lewd.
>>680492324
>implying
>>680492434
Does this even qualify as lewd?
>>680489857
Read the bottom faggot
>>680492324
It's getting quite A E S T H E T I C in here.
>>680490068
likewise sorry for the late answer. I study physics. 4. semester quantum physics is frying my brain while I still have to repeat stuff from 2. semester because I was a lazy shit in 2. semester.
>>680492644
lewd?
>>680492709
thats the best I got
Well
What have I missed?
Also my moronic supervisor got canned so my day is going great. How about you guys?
>>680492644
ohhh?
![Untitled[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/it2Nb6I.png "Untitled[1].png")
>>680483537
Greatest internet cancer. Only on 4chan!
>>680492813
pic related. I passed the math course the question is from though. (yes I copied the question to the picture not original from the lecture)
>>680491257
>>680492167
>>680492324
>>680492709
damn fine legs you got there!
>>680492594
Those are some cute panties you got yourself there~
>>680492717
>literally a "make /b/ great again" shitposter
>/b/ was ever good
>gets rustled for being called out
Lurk moar.
>>680492901
Morning's going pretty great so far actually.
>>680493050
Pervert
>>680492846
Konata=best loli
>>680492901
Did someone say canned?
>>680493034
Haha, holy shit. Did you call /b/ackup?
Nothin personell, kid, but you're one hundred years too early to take us on.
![Rena_Ryuuguu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5CGpXI6.jpg "Rena_Ryuuguu[1].png")
I like her ...for ... reasons
>>680492594
>>680492644
>>680492766
>>680493050
>>680491880
This never happened. You always chicken out and this has allowed me to conclude you don't actually want to... and it's pure hyprocicy.
>>680493050
What? these legs?
>>680493207
>>680493207
damn this legs!
>>680493183
you can post legs too
>>680493343
not that again
>>680493348
jeez stop hitting my fetish button like that!
>>680493436
... not just this I need the whole thing! from the feet to the belly!
>>680493098
Thanks Ms. Frog im glad you like em.
>>680493348
Jesus she is beautiful
>>680493436
The subtle underbutt is a nice touch. And would be nice to touch.
>>680493237
<3
>>680493297
be careful
>>680493034
Take away all these threads and you have literally nothing left
>>680493237
I did say canned.
>>680493176
Ayy, that's great. Done anything interesting?
>renge
>>680493148
Go back to /a/ where it's supposed to be
>>680493148
/b/ was never good but it was never this canserus
>>680494496
>canserus
