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post pics of your lonely single guy dinners.

bonus points if you cry while eating.
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R we on for today or should I prepare for disappointment?
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>>680483095

Wut?
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OP, what kind of shrooms is those?
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>>680483341
Ree
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>>680483477

Morrison's mixed mushrooms
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Where are your carbs?
>bread captcha
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Check these shits out
>They were delightful
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>>680483799

i get my carbs from beer
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>>680482972
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@680482972
Who the fuck eats dinner at 10 in the morning holy shit this place is really autistic
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>>680483754
thanks dog
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>>680482972
looks delicious dude, i would have added french fries

i myself am making chicken in the oven

was invited to a friend's sister's house for dinner but got de-invited an hour ago. reason was that they had already shopped, but i suspect the real reason is that his sister's husband don't like me

will be playing vidya alone. dragon quest 8 on playstation 2 emulator.
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>>680483874
Dog shit
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>>680482972
looks great. I fucking love those kind of mushrooms
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>>680483981

There's an entire world out there you know.
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>>680483981
4chan, please convert @# to >#
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>>680484094
Someone doesn't like peppers
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Do some people really cry just because there is not another human there to interact with?
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>>680483981
you know its not 10 am everywhere, right? time zones are a thing that exist
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>>680482972
Food fucking food shit posting food
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>>680484064
these are my real friends...
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Drunk late night snack.
Raw green beans, cavier, some nice expensive cheese (forgot what it was called) with some crackers.
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>>680484390
awesome game
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None of you guys will never have a dinner like this!
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>>680484534
it's a little strange PCSX2 hasn't solved the problem with shadows though, after all these years
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>>680484390
ill be your friend, anon
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>>680482972
Oh man, that looks awesome. I am not single but my dinner consists of one tuna can and a glass of water. Be thankful for what you have.
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>>680484564
There's barely any meet on that thing
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>>680484490
Ez cheese and ritz kick the shit out of that slop.
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>>680483981
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>>680484749
I suck the bone for nourishment and eat what meat there is...
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>>680484942
Bone marrow is actually pretty nice tbh. Could go for some right now.
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>>680482972
Never found the motivation to legit cook for myself. Back when I had a girlfriend or when I have people over I'll cook like I'm on a show, but when I'm alone I really just heat up a piece of meat or something, call that a meal.
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>>680482972
chicken and dumplings is a staple in my life
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>>680484725
I feel Sorry for you man, where do you live that that has to be your dinner?
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>>680484564
Ha ha, i'm from arkansas, we get lots of roadkill too
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>>680485058
That's the spirit!
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>>680482972

Brew dog ftw. Supping on some Punk IPA myself
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>>680485165
Holy shit I too am from there!
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My late wife hoarded and I had been unable to have a meal at my own table the last 8 years of her life. This is the first widower meal [tofu, pan-fry onions] at the poor table. I sad longer for 1st wife who at least would eat and talk to me.
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>>680485119
Looks like chicken shit
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>>680485153
I'm a student. That's all there is to it. But I'm applying for a job at EA, so things are hopefully gonna get better soon.
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>>680484564
Fortunately.
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Taters, chicken, and beer. Lots of beer..
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>>680484665
it's strange how something as simple like an anonymous post like this can feel comforting
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too late. already threw the mc donalds bag out
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>>680485521
Beer is haram!
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>>680485638
what you get ?
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>>680485521

taters? whats 'taters', precious?!?
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>>680485638
A drink and that's it
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>>680485618
it's strange how incredibly fucking gay you sound right now
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>>680485735
Potatoes son.
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why the hell would you even bother cooking shit yourself? i either order stuff or eat out
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>>680485351
>EA
>better
i've heard ea is where creativity goes to die

>>680485618
that's more like it!
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>>680485752
Ah yes, very nourishing food. 10/10
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>>680485735
Kudos to your LOTR reference.
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>>680485837
What am I looking at here.
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>>680485735
Potatoes. I chop em, mix em up with a bit of olive oil and salt/cajun mixture then grill em along side whatever meat I'm eating that night.
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>>680482972

lonely guy dinner is like a microwavable meal not a delicious steak dinner complete with greens. wtf is this bullshit? killyourself
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>>680485853
I'm applying for Localization and testing. No creativity needed.
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>>680485760
that's more like it!

>quoted wrong post

>>680485752
throw that baby in the microwave
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>>680485975
Bologna cake with mayonaise and mustard icing
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>>680485843
Can be relaxing
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>>680485752
This guy is from my cook school!
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Time for some sunflower seeds
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>>680485988
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
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>>680485988

I boil 'em, mash 'em or stick 'em in stew
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Chocolate cake
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>>680486044
Sounds odd, would try though.
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>>680486199
aw yiss, 4 sec faster
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>>680484390
game name? i am interested. also, emulator available for that? only have n64, gamecube and sega genesis.
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>>680485351
Cancer kill yourself
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>>680485752
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>>680485843
because you get things exactly like you want it when you do things yourself, it is also fun and cheaper and you can impress chicks with the skill

always eating out or ordering is for boring plebs
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>>680482972
Looks delicious! Chin up, Graeme.
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>>680486044
the heartattack arises
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>>680486307

I had better punctuation.
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>>680485981
Haha that's literally trash food. It takes like 5 minutes to make your own macaroni. (Excluding oven time)
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>>680486309
dragon quest 8 and PCSX2

both things were written earlier in the thread

ive discovered that some playstation 2 games look completely amazing when emulated

here's a screenshot from final fantasy 12

that's in-game graphics, believe it or not
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>>680486309
Dragon quest 8 for PS2, really in depth rpg.
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>>680486408

what the fuck is a graeme and why would I put my chin up it?
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>>680482972
>>680484118
Oyster mushrooms are the shiiiiiiit
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>>680486439
what a... what's a'goin' on here?
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>>680486421
and i an image and a more close quote to the movie
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>>680486525
Yar, dragon quest 8 looks much better than it did on the ps2.
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>>680485318
Why do your wives keep dying
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>>680482972
because being single doesnt mean im not getting laid
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>>680484490
It's fermunda cheese
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>>680482972
meat is over cooked a bit but looks awesome
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>>680483949
>>680484490
>>680485119
>>680485752
>>680485837
>>680486145


Looks like trash
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>>680486614
feeding time, looks like
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>>680486755

What about yesterdays?
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>>680486253
thats an asshole, partner
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>>680486686
you will burn in eternal hellfire, sinner
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>>680484930
this is bait
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>>680486843
well duh. but why are the buns in a pile like that? you can see that they're right out of a bag, so why didnt they put the buns on like, a towel
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>>680486377
fun? i freaking hate cooking... would rather trll the waitress what i want and how i want it and then watch some show on my phone until it gets delivered to my table... dont really care if its more expensive. at least i wont fucking poison myself
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>>680487011
healthy goodness anon, would eat.
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>>680482972
I love this beer. One of my fav
The Punk IPA still better tho
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>>680483874
Looks good

I like stuffed bell peppers
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>>680486995
what dis ?
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>>680486814
>shredded chicken
>balls of dough
>thick broth
>carrots
>celery
>spices galore
trash how exactly?
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>>680487011
>yesterdays
every day? dam son, im jelly
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>>680487043
which mario game is this?
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I would've posted but I just finished eating. It was pizza.
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>>680487075
i dunno man, was trying to joke. maybe they are having some kind of contest
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>>680487234
Because you can't cook for shit. Fuck off.
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Don't have a pic cause I finished it already but I made seasoned fires and loaded them up with melted cheese sauce, spicy taco seasoned ground beef, sour cream, hot sauce, and some bacon crumbled over the top. I call it Taco themed Pittsburg fries. No I do not live in Pittsburg.
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>>680487235

Sometimes i have a potato to liven things up
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>>680487011
ya way better. would ad a starch. but I would hit that for sure 9/10
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>>680487218
Boxed wine out of the box. Had a good deal at the bottle shop today. 3 for $26, BARGAIN!
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>>680487393
Looks great, hope you don't eat it every day though.
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>>680487391
Seasoned fires? Sounds spicy.
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>>680485752
Kek
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in b4 fat fuck
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>>680487393
that steak is undercooked
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>>680487528
Let us know how it turns out.
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>>680487457

Only most days.
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>>680487011
Looks great anon. How do you cook your Spinach, any tips/tricks? Mine always goes mushy
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>>680487581
no such thing as an undercooked steak fgt
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>>680487345
unnecessarily vitriolic, someone sounds like they lead a miserable life. i pity you
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>>680487218

Bags of wine I believe
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>>680482972


I spiced up a 2$ frozen pizza with "fresh" ingredients..
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>>680487393
perfection. would bang. 10/10
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>>680487581
back to burger king for you Beta
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>>680487098
ok, so you suck at it, that is a you problem for sure, no need to bring it up around other people.

also: even at expensive restaurants you will never get your dish perfect, not unless you talk to the damned chef yourself and have him prepare it for you a few times with you giving him pointers in between

not saying it wont taste good regardless, but the only times I've come close to perfection was when I did it myself
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>>680487471
They sure spiced up the fries I ate after I fixed autocorrect
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>>680487668

sear steak, deglaze pan with balsamic vinegar. add small amount of butter.

chuck in spinach, push around for 30 secs, eat
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Just had a chip butty from chippy
8 cans of stella now
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>>680487528
fat fuck indeed but at least youre eating a balanced meal, youre going to have such a bad time in the shitter the next day though
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>>680487694
Don't tell me you come here for normal conversation. You have to expect this knowing where you are. Newfag.
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>>680487680
>>680487830
I think the trichinosis might be getting to you
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>>680487920
Fuck year! Thanks anon, added to my recipe book.
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>>680487528
Fat fuck ? looks pretty good, apart from the potato rusk things.
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>>680487631
Too much steak is bad fiddles.
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>>680487694
>vitriolic
had to look it up, did you memorize that word to be used in this specific situation? im dont have english as first language so maybe its more common than i thought
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>>680487631
does it not get boring?`

you should mix things up more, lol
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>>680485318
I don't know what's sadder, your story or what you are eating
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>>680486525

I can't find a working bios for pcsx2, any help /b/ro? They're all outdated, as far as I've found.
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>>680488211
Dubs
Kek'd ...Bravo ..
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>>680488117
"page 154: spinach
don't cook for too long"
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>>680488263

its ok, I have pork for breakfast.
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>>680488211
He googles synonyms like the rest of /b/.
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>>680488211
It's not a common word anon, most people would never say this in their entire life.
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>>680488211
or people just learn words as they go, now you know it too and unless you're a mong you will use it when appropriate simply because it is available, kinda like using a tool for a job, you use em when you got em
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2 packs of frazzles and a creme egg.
kill me?
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>>680488597
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>>680488654
Hot Monster munch is better
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gnocchi
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>>680488422
still does not change that your dinner becomes boring after a while, if you have one type of dish you make for each type of meal then it is boring by my definition at least, even if those dishes are decent dishes on their own
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>>680488785
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>>680488328
http://www.portalroms.com/emulador-ps2-playstation-2

has a download link

i havent tried that one myself but should work if its the US bios. the bios hasn't really changed for many, many years now so it shouldnt be outdated
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>>680488763
that's like saying syphilis is better than gonorrhoea
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>>680487021
Underrated post
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>>680488597
i avoid using complicated words if i know most people don't understand them. if anything it makes me appear arrogant

besides, if I fail to communicate by using words nobody understands it's my fault, not the people listening
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>>680486253
i recognise that gay asshole
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>>680485975
It's the Hurgin
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>>680488823

I did say only most days, i eat other stuff too.

i don't understand why eating fillet steak would bore you, it's fucking awesome.
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I ate 8 cocks today
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>>680489246
I eat ramen every day, it's all I afford.

Need someone to clean your dishes and eat your scraps?
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>>680489000
Gay.
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>>680482972
Are those greens kale? also do you steam cook them?

i am getting hella lazy with my cooking atm so i either eat a small slice of cheese or nothing at all
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>>680484064
>>680484490
>>680485119
>>680485752
Dinner with 4chan
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>>680489246
dude, wrap the bacon around the asparagus, add some pepper and toss it in the oven for a while

it's orgasmic
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>>680489246
eating anything too much would become boring after a while, I have ruined my favorite food a few times by over eating it over a period of time, if I had a specific dish every week for a year for example I would most likely start to become a bit bored of it, not because it is no longer good, but because it is becoming common.
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>>680489390
baked potatoes are cheaper and better for you than Ramen
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>>680489690
This is just dumb.
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>>680486663
1st marriage lasted 14 years and she divorced me to marry a high school love.

2nd marrage lasted 13 years; she died of asphyxiation pneumonia in the hospital with complications from diabetes, breast cancer, dysphagia and an unspecified blood infection.

[image: wife one]
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>>680489588
>potatoes
>cheaper
Not where I live.
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>>680489246
chicken looks a bit dry may be the picture. huge props for the yam!! i love yams!! 9.5/10
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>>680489733
Yet tasty.
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>>680489770
where the fuck do you live??

if there is grass or a forest anywhere near you then you can even plant your own potatoes easily
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>>680489747
Fuck man...
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>>680489733
dumb and posted 1 Googol times
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>>680489937
how is it tastier than simply saving time and boiling chopped sausage with pasta without doing this`?
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>>680490000
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>>680490000
Nice quads bro
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>>680489961
but in england the farming tax is too high unless you save some money on land tax by farming on it. it's cheaper to just pay the tax on ramen
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>>680490000
zeros? really?
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>>680489961
Nearest market has potatoes for $1.25 each. Ramen is $0.66 each. Higher calorie to price ratio with ramen. Potato is a treat.
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Best meal I've had in a long time
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>>680490203

on ASDA website: £1.19 for 2.5kg of potato vs 45p per pack of plain ramen.

do the fucking math you pleb
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>>680490203
having a farm and planting something edible are different things you twat, if you really live in the UK and don't know this you should look into a thing called community gardens, that was a huge thing when I visited last year
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>>680490030
It's fun ergo it tastes better.
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Lunch
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>>680490853
Community gardens are literally the shit. Survived off of one for a few weeks when I had no money
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>>680490781
potatoes are normally sold pr kg?

in NY 2 kg of potatoes are averagely sold for 2.11 USD according to google, that seems to match your price, are you saying you get 1 kg of dry ramen for less than that?

also, nutrition is worth something too, not just calories. potatoes and onion together is a real tasty soup and neither is expensive
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>>680490925
meh.
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>>680490781
id rather die than live like you do.
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>>680491221
ya and eating ramen for a year and your dead
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I love tacos
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>>680491055
it is a great concept
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Datestamp on the box
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>>680491726
Just kill yourself.
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>>680491845
beats and eggs?
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>>680491989
Potatoes and some Dutch vegetables (rode bieten).
Also, she's my dinner buddy (datestamp still on the box)
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fresh tentacles,mmmm
with lemon and garlic sauce
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>>680492396
shark steaks and prawns too
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>>680492396
nice. salt and lemon!!
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>>680487736

Looks decent actually. I like how you added the shredded basil on at the end so it didn't burn.
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Lamb and egg sandwich. Looks like trash but tastes good.
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>>680493308
are you greek?
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>>680485318
Mark the mint-man?
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>>680493371
Polish
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>>680483981
You aren't the real b@ man
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>>680482972
you undercooked your steak, even I'm crying
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>>680493758
Polish food rocks
make Golumkies all the time
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>>680483949
What is that? A broiled dick?
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the boy that posted this
>>680494030
is a certified homosexual
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>>680491726
those are tortillas, not tacos
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Already started it but it was lovely.
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>>680482972
looks good
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>>680494505

Another one I made before, half beef brisket in red wine sauce with mushrooms and asparagus.
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>>680494910
lotta fuckin NaCl
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>>680486023
HAHA EA MADRID IS STILL KILL
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>>680494337
Yeah they're great!
My mum brought some homemade perogi over the other day. Best ones are the sweet ones with blueberries.
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>>680486253
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>>680494910
How much asparagus do you want with your salt?
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>>680482972
Cooking for yourself gets you all the ladies tho. How are you making yourself dinner and still alone? Your food must taste like shit dude
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>>680494505
>>680494910
Why are you so shitty at cooking? Why do you keep each ingredient separate? That looks so boring dude
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tfw lonely & depressed
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>>680491050
looks tasty tbh
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>>680485119
That looks fucking good.
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done eating.
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>>680486883
x( O_O
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>>680492265
It's good to have a dinner buddy.
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>>680493556
Loold. Mark would never get married twice
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i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
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>>680489690
Just to let people know, it really doesn't work very well, If you do this the pasta inside the hotdog ends up not cooked and hard. If you cook it long enough that pasta is cooked the hotdog usually busts or just tastes bad.

Just cut a hotdog into slices, cook em, fry them in some butter with some garlic, then mix that through the pasta. quick easy food.
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>>680482972
>>71649505
chew on this buddy
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