Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko claim
Gonna be leaving uni soon so I'm going into lurk mode
Guys what the fuck.
This is literally a thread on /b/.
The RANDOM board on Facebook.
If you are really trying to create some strict ruled little waifu board then do it somewhere else.
You are on 4chan random thinking your thread is gonna go exactly how you want it, and complain about oldfags newfags and clubs and shit.
Relax guys, I mean come on, your thread is pretty successful for floating around in /b/. You avoid most shitposters, and you get waifu lovers. So what if there's rp and hug box and lewds and shit, it's a thread for people who love waifus and trying to enforce such strict rules will only make things worse.
Lighten up, we're all waifu lovers guys.
>Right at end of last thread, want everyone to see this.
sachi claim
Tsuyu claim.
>>680470278
>mfw drama
>>680470480
YOOOOOO gotta love auto correct :')
This is Facebook now boys
>>680469221
Pretty cringe.
>>680470278
I guess you got a point there, but no one really gives a shit about the rules. I bet no one even read them in the first place
rules are really more like guidelines
Yato claim
Anyone who will still post or claim in this thread is cleary not affected by what happend in the last one, and should be ashamed of himself.
>>680470278
get the fuck out
I want to remind you you are still on /b/. People who use to post here, used or still post in other threads.
YLYL/Gore/Rekt, whatever floats your boat, you get my point.
Humans are animals blinded by their ego who will fight to prove their point, even if it breaks the inter human relationship.
is normal that those kind of things happens, in the end, we are on /b/. we are sick people.
so my point is you can all fuck yourselves, who really cares
>>680470650
I sure as hell hope people read them because I always sneak forced jokes in there.
>>680470278
Yeah but we don't want to be another porn thread.
That is why we have our own rules we follow.
We know where we are and we know what to expect.
You aren't some banner waving messiah guiding lost sheep.
Trust me, we get lewd for a bunch of waifuists. It's just not advertised like it is in >>>/aco/
Drama claim
Hotaru Claimed!
>>680470763
>arrow
>hide post
TLDR next time, faggot
here we go again
>>680470278
>>680470650
Don't get me wrong guys. Guidelines are good to have and all, but like I said. We are all waifu lovers floating around in the random section on 4chan, so we should be happy. We have each other and very rarely do people shitpost here. An rp here, a hugbox there, so what.
/waifu/ will always be here for us waifu lovers so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Love ya guys <3
>>680469999
>>680470650
Thank you Captain Barbosa
>>680470879
>posts a wall of text
>calls a wall of text tl;dr
Shit posting.
>>680470879
nice argument you got there
>>680470879
>TL:DRs the post that would explain it.
Fucking normies.
Rory claimed
>>680470278
>>680470763
Sorry boss, I missed the last thread while I was busy..
Insert picture of Keemstar eating popcorn.
>>680470763
>implying anyone is affected by anything on any thread
>>680470278
>>680470763
>>680470928
For some reason I can't let go of the feeling that Chen is just samefagging all these posts since he loves drama that much, but he's a fickle guy. I have trouble figuring him out
Either way I'm too out of it to get into it atm
>>680470771
I sometimes notice these little jokes but definitely not always
>>680471280
keemstar?
seriously?
he's cancer
>>680468670
>when did I cheat
I was just memeing, Dafty.
>low quality lurking
>>680470071
>>680470212
>>680470396
>>680470472
>>680470621
>>680470724
>>680470771
>>680470813
>>680470828
>>680470876
>>680470910
>>680471001
>>680471175
>>680471280
k whatever is going on I'm posting karen and making threads until I stop enjoying it, everyone else can do whatever
welcome back all, have your (You)'s
>>680471344
I don't even watch his show.
>>680471404
Thanks Karen, have a (You)
>>680471302
>chen is just samdagging
Chen wouldn't do that
>>680471404
And a you for the karen of plentiful yous as well <3
>>680471404
Thanks Karen
Have one back
>>680471302
what
the fuck
Claimed
How short is you're waifu?
140cm master race
>>680471552
nice little joke there, I'm actually curious for the results you got with that search
Random question for the thread! What is your favourite OST from your waifu show/game/whatever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btmSuNcxiIU
>>680471280
The /waifu/ rant.
>>680471391
Scantily clad... dafty... I don't know when did you improve your lexicon but I must admit its incredibly sexy.
>>680471678
So close
>>680471280
<
Well I'm heading home
I'll be back later
Mine i guess
>>680471678
155cm
>Homura
>>680471552
>chen is a gypsy
>>680470928
>/waifu/ will always be here
Hey can I talk to you waifus about something that's got me down real quick?
>Tsuyu
no one else deserves her
>>680471678
150cm
>>680471729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0k_T72hjdw
>>680471471
>>680471503
>>680471535
thanks!
>>680471653
welcome
>>680471801
>>680471957
welcome, who are your waifus?
>>680471678
162 cms. And shes physically 13.
>>680471552
Nice google there.
>>680471896
Go for it.
>a walking corpse
>>680471729
>Dafty
Gooby pls. That doesn't really belong into a lexicon.
>>680472099
Im not really into girls... I guess he is my husbando then
>>680471404
A You in return!
>>680471678
Apparently 163 cm
>>680471729
>too lazy to link
WataMote's ED is fukken kawaii as fuck.
>>680471729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ScJ__5-cso
>Vigil
>>680471729
https://youtu.be/rXM2C5fuP0U
>>680472182
I knew that word for years (since I started listening to daft punk, I had to know wtf was daft), but I don't see many people using it around...
>can I use the fingerbox?
>>680471729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ephev1jtAyU
{guess}
>>680471678
151 cm
>>680471404
thanks, have anotha one in return
>>680471678
150 cm
>>680470034
Ylyl?
Alright
Alice Gehabich claimed!
>>680472675
Even the soundtrack makes me feel watched...
W-what happened last thread?
>>680473112
The usual "waifu isn't the same nobody follows the rules oldfags are disappoint" rant.
>>680471896
Sure. Go on.
>all these giants
Jesus Christ. As a foot fag I am envious, but as a lolicon I am disgusted.
What's it like going up on your waifu?
Morning. How's everyone doing?
>>680471678
150 cm of smug
>>680473112
>>680473112
humans being humans happend
>>680471708
>nice little joke there!
what are you, retarded?
You're implying i'm samefagging and then you're acting all cute.
And by the way, I'm the one who usually complains about the thread being a hugbox and shit.
go away
>claiming yume
Did you miss me?
>when you just wanna love your one and only, but people keep getting in the way
Eh. To hell with 'em.
>>680473616
No
>>680473616
and what's wrong with you? are you autistic or something?
>>680472682
>>680472326
>>680472260
cool, where's he from though?
>>680473112
I'm not 100% sure of it either tbh
>>680472924
welcome, where's your waifu from?
>>680473616
No.
>>680473738
>they ever come out this good
>>680473604
Stop being serious and go back to being funny>>680473604
>>680473352
The faggot didn't use a picture. Even I won't bother to remember his comments.
>>680471678
159cm
>>680471729
easy
https://youtu.be/B_hGC1NiG9Q
>>680471552
Doxxing is real.
>>>/a/140454143
But seriously jerkchan, never stop being jerkchan.
>>680473616
>>680473727
>>680473819
Yes we did
Miho claimed
>>680472129
>corpse
But your still warm <3
Damn tow truck drivers. He calls me a day later.
This is the worst ylyl thread ever
>>680473727
same goes for this guy
kill yourself
by the way, you're just a guard, aren't you? you don't even went to university? what does your mom think of you? you dissapointed your family, why don't you kill yourself?
>>680473843
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>680473926
>doxxing
>le 4chan hacker
>>680471678
143 cm
>>680473800
He's Chat Noir from Miraculous
This is a pretty awfule ylyl but as far as threads go it's better than most.
>>680473926
I didn't make that post, just saved the picture.
You actually went in that thread? kek
>>680474062
For (You)
>>680471678
158cm
>>680474119
Yes
I did
Idk, its been a while since i met her
Maybe
I cant leave you alone
>>680474062
Trying to kill a phoenix.
>>680474406
Yea, it cost me 20 seconds of my life to go there and find a chen post.
>im the hacker known as 4chan
>your nudes will be leaked soon
Stocking primed and ready for action
>>680475088
It speaks!!!
>>680475088
So tall!!!!
>>680475208
hey stocking, how have you been?
>>680475088
hello bun how are you
>>680475299
didn't see you shinoa, how are you
actually please don't doxx me dude
let me get diamond 5 than feel free to
>>680473926
>jerkchan
>not jerkchen
>>680475502
Too late, your IP is being traced right now.
Get ready to have your Twitter account removed.
>>680475429
It's fine. I'm good since the campus is open. How are you, my blonde friend?
>>680475429
Not too shabby K, mostly lurkin here. Management is a bore...
Otherwise pretty good!
And yourself?
>>680475502
Are seriously threatened, or is joke?
>>680475264
>>680475299
>>680475429
>down the rabbit hole
>>680472593
>can I use the fingerbox
I'm no fan of this terminology.
>>680475904
>>680475904
>>680476078
>>680475770
of course is a joke
but i guess that faggot really wants me doxxed
>>680476050
>lurks
>>680475770
garbage as usual, playing hearthstone and writing things until it's time to sleep
where do you work?
>>680475745
well that's great, what campus? what do you need?
>>680476192
Hey Chen!
Who? I don't even care why because it's a retarded reason probably.
>>680476405
It was just a joke alright, you don't need to be that aggressive. And whats wrong with that term, what do you want me to call it?
>>680476201
Pic
>>680476260
Oh no I meant college is back open. Sorry for not saying college
>>680476405
>>680476557
I read "retarded person" for some reason.
>>680476405
>>680476405
Hey Hats!
don't worry, just read the whole thread, is nothing serious.
how are you?
Im back, got pulled away by work.
Hope you like it bunny anon
Nazi Touka claimed
QOTT: whats your favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
Hash browns all the way
>>680476729
>>680476557
Heheh.
The proper term is metal thingy.
>apparently
>>680477052
I'm doing very well, thank you, but I can't really post right now. I hope you are fine, as well?
>apart from some nigger and his doxxing
>>680478413
I don't eat breakfast mostly toast with some stuff and coffee
>>680478413
i don't eat breakfast
But i guess scrambled eggs
>>680478413
Omelet with spinach, onions, and hash browns with coffee or milk.
>>680478523
Oh, okay, take your time
fucking retards trying to dox me :(.
that akiko and homura are always bullying me..
please don't speak with them anymore
>>680478413
There's a special brand of muffins you gotta put in your toaster and I swear these things are at least 10% fat and 70% heaven, especially if you melt butter on them
Most of the time I don't have these fuckers and then I enjoy oranges, berries, really any kind of sweet fruit with a lot of juice the most
>>680478871
I think you got it the wrong way
I love Chen
>>680478413
>he eats breakfeast
>>680479239
Look, look, hats! She's like this just because you're here.
She always bully me and nobody notices, I'm so done with this.
I came here to have a nice time with everyone and talk about things with my friend, but these two guys are always bullying me. I don't know what to do anymore
I'm really sad.
>>680479579
You are having way too much fun with this, aren't you?
>>680476192
Its spooky here on b, lots of leet haxors here
Watch yer bk m8
>>680476260
Sounds fun, accounting firm.
Breathing down my fucking neck
>>680478413
Sos, shit on a shingle is cash!
Hello, how's everyone doing?
>>680478413
>Eating breakfast
>>680479579
Oops, busted
I too am sad now
>>680479922
>double dubs of glorious entrance
I'm doin good, wasn't disappointed with the thread today
>>680478413
Cereal if im in a hurry, toast + chocolate milk or tea if im not.
>>680478523
Meh, fingerbox sounds better and as the hipster I am I deserve to call it something different.
>touches the fingerbox
Good luck with whatever is keeping you busy.
>>680478523
>>680478871
Im no nigger and im not doxxing, it was a joke god dammit!
>>680479922
Good morning Kyouko, im so happy to see you joined the smug club.
>>680478871
>>680479579
Watching jojo for the first time and everything is so fucking dramatic by episode 3. I like it so far but when I will like dio? Cause what he did to Erina is pretty fucked up
Hi everyone, I hate mornings
>>680480133
What's she from?
This thread is cancer
>>680479329
>>680479922
We smuggin now?
>>680480399
Dont we all?
At least it isnt tuesday..
>>680480719
Always smuggin.
>>680480580
How the fuck do you not know who ultear is?
>>680480719
They see me smuggin, they hatin.
>>680480399
When I hate something, I eat it.
When Iove something, I eat it.
This is why peaches are the best breakfast
>>680480580
Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne
or OniAi for short
>>680478002
>>680477054
>>680479922
>>680480399
heyo, welcome
>>680479913
accounting huh? what's it like? I was going into marketing but I like accounting too and can't decide.
>>680480719
always smug
>>680480580
sakura from one piece
>>680480719
This smug enough?
yukari is all me and she supports trump!
>>680480969
Trust me, it is a bitch.
Unless youre prepared for no sleep ever, stick with marketing.
Depression is super common.
>>680481280
Oh, we doin smug?
>>680481624
yes
post'em
>page 9
>>680481624
Her right foot is fucked up
>>680480812
>>680480879
>>680480969
>>680481280
>>680481624
>>680482406
>>680482429
what are pages?
there is another mode to view it then catalog?
>>680482429
3*
and the amount of lurk in this thread disturbs me
>>680482955
>>680482628
smug/10
>>680482778
not doing that
>>680482689
The last number is the page number
>>680482714
And now its 1.
It changes as we post.
{Tea}
>>680483223
that was sarcasm... and also why even us it?
>>680483223
Tell me something else I already know
Also have some lewd
