Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Gonna be leaving uni soon so I'm going into lurk mode
Guys what the fuck.
This is literally a thread on /b/.
The RANDOM board on Facebook.
If you are really trying to create some strict ruled little waifu board then do it somewhere else.
You are on 4chan random thinking your thread is gonna go exactly how you want it, and complain about oldfags newfags and clubs and shit.
Relax guys, I mean come on, your thread is pretty successful for floating around in /b/. You avoid most shitposters, and you get waifu lovers. So what if there's rp and hug box and lewds and shit, it's a thread for people who love waifus and trying to enforce such strict rules will only make things worse.
Lighten up, we're all waifu lovers guys.
>Right at end of last thread, want everyone to see this.
I guess you got a point there, but no one really gives a shit about the rules. I bet no one even read them in the first place
rules are really more like guidelines
Anyone who will still post or claim in this thread is cleary not affected by what happend in the last one, and should be ashamed of himself.
get the fuck out
I want to remind you you are still on /b/. People who use to post here, used or still post in other threads.
YLYL/Gore/Rekt, whatever floats your boat, you get my point.
Humans are animals blinded by their ego who will fight to prove their point, even if it breaks the inter human relationship.
is normal that those kind of things happens, in the end, we are on /b/. we are sick people.
so my point is you can all fuck yourselves, who really cares
I sure as hell hope people read them because I always sneak forced jokes in there.
Yeah but we don't want to be another porn thread.
That is why we have our own rules we follow.
We know where we are and we know what to expect.
You aren't some banner waving messiah guiding lost sheep.
Trust me, we get lewd for a bunch of waifuists. It's just not advertised like it is in >>>/aco/
Don't get me wrong guys. Guidelines are good to have and all, but like I said. We are all waifu lovers floating around in the random section on 4chan, so we should be happy. We have each other and very rarely do people shitpost here. An rp here, a hugbox there, so what.
/waifu/ will always be here for us waifu lovers so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Love ya guys <3
>posts a wall of text
>calls a wall of text tl;dr
>TL:DRs the post that would explain it.
Sorry boss, I missed the last thread while I was busy..
>implying anyone is affected by anything on any thread
For some reason I can't let go of the feeling that Chen is just samefagging all these posts since he loves drama that much, but he's a fickle guy. I have trouble figuring him out
Either way I'm too out of it to get into it atm
I sometimes notice these little jokes but definitely not always
>when did I cheat
I was just memeing, Dafty.
>low quality lurking
k whatever is going on I'm posting karen and making threads until I stop enjoying it, everyone else can do whatever
welcome back all, have your (You)'s
And a you for the karen of plentiful yous as well <3
nice little joke there, I'm actually curious for the results you got with that search
Random question for the thread! What is your favourite OST from your waifu show/game/whatever?
The /waifu/ rant.
Scantily clad... dafty... I don't know when did you improve your lexicon but I must admit its incredibly sexy.
welcome, who are your waifus?
162 cms. And shes physically 13.
Nice google there.
Go for it.
Gooby pls. That doesn't really belong into a lexicon.
Im not really into girls... I guess he is my husbando then
A You in return!
>too lazy to link
WataMote's ED is fukken kawaii as fuck.
I knew that word for years (since I started listening to daft punk, I had to know wtf was daft), but I don't see many people using it around...
>can I use the fingerbox?
thanks, have anotha one in return
Even the soundtrack makes me feel watched...
The usual "waifu isn't the same nobody follows the rules oldfags are disappoint" rant.
>all these giants
Jesus Christ. As a foot fag I am envious, but as a lolicon I am disgusted.
What's it like going up on your waifu?
Morning. How's everyone doing?
150 cm of smug
humans being humans happend
>nice little joke there!
what are you, retarded?
You're implying i'm samefagging and then you're acting all cute.
And by the way, I'm the one who usually complains about the thread being a hugbox and shit.
>when you just wanna love your one and only, but people keep getting in the way
Eh. To hell with 'em.
cool, where's he from though?
I'm not 100% sure of it either tbh
welcome, where's your waifu from?
The faggot didn't use a picture. Even I won't bother to remember his comments.
Doxxing is real.
But seriously jerkchan, never stop being jerkchan.
But your still warm <3
Damn tow truck drivers. He calls me a day later.
same goes for this guy
by the way, you're just a guard, aren't you? you don't even went to university? what does your mom think of you? you dissapointed your family, why don't you kill yourself?
>le 4chan hacker
He's Chat Noir from Miraculous
This is a pretty awfule ylyl but as far as threads go it's better than most.
Idk, its been a while since i met her
I cant leave you alone
Trying to kill a phoenix.
Yea, it cost me 20 seconds of my life to go there and find a chen post.
>im the hacker known as 4chan
>your nudes will be leaked soon
hey stocking, how have you been?
hello bun how are you
didn't see you shinoa, how are you
actually please don't doxx me dude
let me get diamond 5 than feel free to
Too late, your IP is being traced right now.
Get ready to have your Twitter account removed.
It's fine. I'm good since the campus is open. How are you, my blonde friend?
Not too shabby K, mostly lurkin here. Management is a bore...
Otherwise pretty good!
Are seriously threatened, or is joke?
>down the rabbit hole
>can I use the fingerbox
I'm no fan of this terminology.
of course is a joke
but i guess that faggot really wants me doxxed
garbage as usual, playing hearthstone and writing things until it's time to sleep
where do you work?
well that's great, what campus? what do you need?
Who? I don't even care why because it's a retarded reason probably.
It was just a joke alright, you don't need to be that aggressive. And whats wrong with that term, what do you want me to call it?
Oh no I meant college is back open. Sorry for not saying college
don't worry, just read the whole thread, is nothing serious.
how are you?
QOTT: whats your favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
Hash browns all the way
The proper term is metal thingy.
I'm doing very well, thank you, but I can't really post right now. I hope you are fine, as well?
>apart from some nigger and his doxxing
I don't eat breakfast mostly toast with some stuff and coffee
i don't eat breakfast
But i guess scrambled eggs
Omelet with spinach, onions, and hash browns with coffee or milk.
Oh, okay, take your time
fucking retards trying to dox me :(.
that akiko and homura are always bullying me..
please don't speak with them anymore
There's a special brand of muffins you gotta put in your toaster and I swear these things are at least 10% fat and 70% heaven, especially if you melt butter on them
Most of the time I don't have these fuckers and then I enjoy oranges, berries, really any kind of sweet fruit with a lot of juice the most
I think you got it the wrong way
I love Chen
Look, look, hats! She's like this just because you're here.
She always bully me and nobody notices, I'm so done with this.
I came here to have a nice time with everyone and talk about things with my friend, but these two guys are always bullying me. I don't know what to do anymore
I'm really sad.
You are having way too much fun with this, aren't you?
Its spooky here on b, lots of leet haxors here
Watch yer bk m8
Sounds fun, accounting firm.
Breathing down my fucking neck
Sos, shit on a shingle is cash!
Hello, how's everyone doing?
>double dubs of glorious entrance
I'm doin good, wasn't disappointed with the thread today
Cereal if im in a hurry, toast + chocolate milk or tea if im not.
Meh, fingerbox sounds better and as the hipster I am I deserve to call it something different.
>touches the fingerbox
Good luck with whatever is keeping you busy.
Im no nigger and im not doxxing, it was a joke god dammit!
Good morning Kyouko, im so happy to see you joined the smug club.
Watching jojo for the first time and everything is so fucking dramatic by episode 3. I like it so far but when I will like dio? Cause what he did to Erina is pretty fucked up
We smuggin now?
How the fuck do you not know who ultear is?
When I hate something, I eat it.
When Iove something, I eat it.
This is why peaches are the best breakfast
Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne
or OniAi for short
accounting huh? what's it like? I was going into marketing but I like accounting too and can't decide.
sakura from one piece
Trust me, it is a bitch.
Unless youre prepared for no sleep ever, stick with marketing.
Depression is super common.
Oh, we doin smug?
what are pages?
there is another mode to view it then catalog?
and the amount of lurk in this thread disturbs me
not doing that
The last number is the page number
And now its 1.
It changes as we post.
that was sarcasm... and also why even us it?
Tell me something else I already know
Also have some lewd