Cheating thread. Post if you've cheated on your partner or fucked someone elses.
It's not my OC, but she is a cheating married woman.
Love playing woth eager sluts who fall in love with the cock.
I'm in a long distance relationship with a 28yr old qt3.14 azn transgirl/trap. She's living with a late 40s sugar daddy who refuses to fuck her and would rather fap alone in the bathroom. First time we fucked was a 2 night fling in a hotel. Second visit, I spent 2 weeks with her when she was house sitting for her parents. We basically didn't wear clothes around the house 90% of the time, constantly groping each other. We still have lewd chats regularly and game almost every day. Shit's cash!
I fucked my girlfriends sister, multiple times and will probably continue to.
It first happened when My girlfriend had to take a shower so we could go to cracker barrel for dinner for her sisters birthday. While I was waiting watching bobs burgers for my gf to get out the shower, She came to the couch in only her underwear, she was topless. her tits are so much better than my gfs. but anyway, she stood there and said. "it's a shame to have a birthday with no birthday sex" (She has a boyfriend by the way, who is also a close friend of mine). Me being the shy nervous fuck I am I just kinda laughed and chuckled like wtf. She then took my into her room and we fucked for about 20 or so minutes. I didn't get to finish as my girlfriend got out the showere and we rushed back downstairs to finish the epsiode. That was about 2 years ago, and we still fuck every so often, probably 5 to 6 times a month. I get to fuck my girlfriend basically every other day too. Her sister is still together with her boyfriend too. and everytime I talk to him i feel like a dick, but idc. good pussy is good pussy.
here is a beach pic, its old but shows her body. i also dont want any showing her face cause risk. my friend browses b
I got this one picture over snapchat, but then she told me not to screenshot anymore, and this was also a couple years back. Every so often she snaps me teases and stuff. I want to get more and share them with /b/ but If i screenshotted them i'd stop getting them so.
I fucked this married chick I met at my kid's pre-school. She was the mother of two of the other children. We started chatting by email, because of a class event we had to organize, then we met for coffee and ended up making out in the alley behind the coffee shop. We couldn't fuck at any of our places, and we didn't want to get a motel, so we fucked in the woods, behind a nature trail. I lifted her skirt and finger fucked her while she leaned against a tree, then went down on her until she came, and she pushed me on the ground, and sucked my cock before climbing on top of me. The next time we fucked was in a car, at night, during a school fundraiser. We snuck away for half an hour and nobody noticed. She sucked my cock and we fucked in the back seat. I moved away over the summer, and don't know anything about her anymore. You know what was a big turn on? Talking with her husband after I had just cum inside her.
>be me, 21
>at a party with about fifty people
>one of them is a girl, we'll call her Marie, who I always flirted with but had never fucked
>she had a boyfriend of about a year who hated me because I was always openly flirting with her in front of him
>everyone is outside chilling by the pool
>Marie is wearing a tiny bikini that shows off some tanlines
>I chub a little every time I look at her
>go inside and grab a beer, then go to my bag and get my wallet
>go to the bathroom, someone is in there, wait on the stairs next to the bathroom fucking around on my phone
>suddenly Marie appears
>we start chatting, I compliment her bikini and she complains that it shows off some tanlines on her ass
>she turns around and does a little ass jiggle to make her point
>must... avoid... boner
>I tug at the string on her bikini top as she turns around
>she giggles and grabs at her chest to stop her top from falling off
>still see a flash of nipple
>she pretends to be annoyed at me but obviously loves it
>she sees the wallet and rolled up $100 bill in my hand
>asks me if I'm going to do a line
>I say yes, ask if she wants to join me, she nods
>guy in the bathroom comes out, looks at us briefly and leaves without saying anything
>we go into the bathroom, Marie is still holding up her top
>she locks the door behind us as I start cutting up two lines on the bathroom counter
>look in the mirror and notice she stopped holding up her top and let it drop to the floor
>I hand her the rolled up note and unashamedly stare at her tits
>she takes the note and bends over the counter, sticking her ass out as she does
>I'm past chubbing now
>she hoovers up the line and hands the note back to me
>I snort the line and rub the remnants on my gums
>I stand up and Marie starts making out with me straight away
>I'm almost at full mast now as she starts fondling my cock through my boardshorts
>she kneels down and takes my shorts off, revealing my now fully erect cock
>she gives me the best blowjob I've ever had, I almost fall over from how good it feels
>after a few minutes of sucking she stands up, takes off her bikini bottoms and puts her hands on the counter top
>I smack her ass and she giggles as I work my cock, which is now the hardest I can ever remember it being, into her pussy
>pound her bareback for about ten minutes
>getting ready to blow, smack dat ass a couple of times
>I pull out and she almost instantly kneels down and sucks me dry
>she licks her lips as the last of my cum leaks out
>I put my shorts back on, she puts her bikini back on with my help
>we leave the bathroom separately, her first to check that no one is outside
>she goes back out to the pool, I put my wallet back in my bag and walk out to the balcony
>she walks up to her boyfriend and kisses him, having swallowed my load less than five minutes ago
>I almost choke on my beer and turn away so no one sees me laughing
>get a slight chub at the feeling of cucking someone, feels alpha man
The end, was probably some of the best sex I've ever had because of how spontaneous and illicit it was
you're an asshole. I'm super jealous though. Had similar opportunities when I live with my GF sister too. Looking back I should have plowed her. Oh well. Now I got a new wife (~1yr) and I'm actually so happy with her I wouldn't cheat.
I know I am an asshole, but are you telling me if you were in this situation you wouldn't do the same? We're both keeping the secrets from eachothers bf/gf so it's not like theres a chance of getting caught.
I've been cheating on my girl while at college. She's not half as good looking as my gf but she has a great figure, big tits and perfect ass. The best part is when my gf comes to visit because they get on really well, little does she know I might have fucked her the night before
>It happens, just doesn't seem believable on /b/.
It doesn't happen to you because you're a basement dwelling neckbeard. Is that what you mean? /b/ is full of normies now, these things are a lot more believable
When I met my wife, my black book list was in the mid 60's. 20 years later and if I had to guess, I'd say it's at least twice that. I've cheated every single relationship I've ever been in. I just don't feel that sex is cheating, its just a physical desire.
Nope, I've had my fair share of hook ups. Nothing as interesting as that admittedly but do I need to remind you...
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm not sure why you're having autism tier rage over this.
Wish I had pics but been fucking my bestfriends wife for a few weeks. Today was me and my wifes anniversary and i told her I was ganna go see him and get some weed ( I knew he was at work) got my dick sucked the fucked that tiny little bitch's tight cunt. Cheating sex is best sex
If you cheat on your partner in a monogamous relationship you're scum, at least that's how I feel like. Swore of relationships for now and just fuck whoever when I need, no guilt, no harsh feelings.
My wife "secretly" cheats on me. I know she's cheating but I don't confront her because it turns me on.
Some times I even call her when I know she's fucking her bull. I can't help but masturbate when I'm talking with her and she's getting penetrated.
Unbelievable by virtue of being on /b/. This stuff obviously happens. But given the amount of neckbeards here to like to make fake kik's posing as women, write erotica, etc. I know for a fact that plenty of these stories are just artistic works of fiction by guys who have never seen a vagina. I've had some thrilling "cheating" stories but nothing like these people are saying.
Your girlfriends sister getting naked in front of you while she's in the shower? That just doesn't normally happen.
I once had a threesome with two women I met at a bar. I was pretty drunk so I don't really remember what happened but somehow they both ended up back at my place. They started making out and didn't really pay much attention to me, they still let me join in though. Afterwards I found out that one of the women was married and had a three year old child. I was already feeling a little strange about my first threesome, to find out that one of them was a married mother had me reaching for the whisky.
Cheated on my boyfriend of 2 years on 2 separate occasions. I'd like to add that our relationship is basically over, we've both been drifting apart (which was kind of expected from the beginning since there's a 20+ age gap between us).
Some guy I had a mutual friend with on Facebook added me. We chatted, shit got intense, we're both really open and shared our kinks and favorite porn and stuff. Decided to hang out because I had just got Darksouls 3 and he didn't have a system to play it on.
Next thing I know we're both watching porn and I'm sucking his dick. It was great.
i have been with my girlfriend for 5 years...i cheated on her once cuz my girl wasnt putting out like she used to ...banged this chick 3 time and she satyed the night at my place...next day i felt so guilty i took the longest shower and promised myself id never do it again...get the urges all the time but damn that guilt is fucking strong
We found the jealous neckbeard who really is projecting because he's a basement dweller, you gave yourself up easily
Never had a relationship but I've fucked girls who were in relationships at the time.
Only one i feel bad about is my best friends ex. Me and the girl knew eachother way before they met and had fucked several times. They had been togheter for like a year when we (me and the girl) went out clubbing togheter. ended up back at my place drilling her asshole.
Girls are not to be fucking trusted (neither am i)
pic not related
>5 year of relationship with an amazing girl
>college right now
>at this moment I have the chance of fucking 3 girls who openly admitted for craving my cock
I cannot do it anons because of guilt. I love her madly and deeply to do it even though my cock craves for their pussy.
I sometimes jack off to their nude pics they've sent.
I'm not gay but I regularly like to tit fuck dude and rail their asses pretty hard. Love getting my dick sucked my some dudes too. I'm not gay though there is nothing wrong with getting my dick sucked by another dude, they are the ones who are gay for sucking my dick I'm straight.
>be me, late 20's
>be new construction contractor, learning ropes from old friend
>he gets job at pretty upscale house, brings me in
>going over kitchen remodel with no-kids wife homeowner fuckinghotthischicksontv.webm
>she's a tv reporter, works weekends/weird hours; I often end up at her house at during the day while hubby at work; not really flirting but a lot of looks
>in kitchen with her going over details while meskin carpenters saw away in a bathroom
>there's a scene in The Soprano's just like this
>we both lean in, briefly kiss and grab ass a bit, she backs away and says 'upstairs'
>she leads to a spare bedroom (does not want to fuck on the marital bed at this point), we go at it hard
>indelible image of her waxed bunghole as we 69 girl-on-top, she's slurps wood mostly like a pro except loses the BJ plot when she has a pretty violent cum seizure; very quiet 'MMMMM' O a turn on
>flip around for drilling; her pussy is completely hairless; popular many years ago, pretty rare now it seems
>do my business, she seems to cum again, prolly faking but I appreciate the effort
We affaired for about 7 months, usually cheap motels, in the car a few times, never at her house again. Then she dumped my ass, and about a year later I found out she was getting divorced. No idea who's getting that golden twat now, but prolly a rich guy or politician.
Exactly the same happened to me. I was cheating on my gf with this hot ass girl and stop while she was giving me an amazing (had to say) bj, i couldn't finish cause of the guilt... Also confessed and managed to save my 5 year relationship
Lost my virginity to a married mother of 2. She'd invite me round when her husband was at work and as the kids were only toddlers we could just stick them in there bedroom with a dvd and we had peace for hours.
Used to wake and check my phone to find texts telling me she woke up soaking wet dreaming about my cock.
Why not, fucked my gf of 5 years maternal twin sister after we broke up
>my gf was the hotter one but her sister was more mentally and emotionally attractive, also not crazy
>me and gf break up after 5 years. Hard break up
>gf sister and me stay i n contact because we got along great
>gf sister hates ex gf because as I said crazy
>need to give ex gfs mom money because I bought a brand new futon from them for 150
>go over gfs sister house to give !money cux refuse to see ex or mother
>gf sister says omg I'm so sorry blah blah, we hug and shit
>hugging turns into staring at each other closly
>always have a weird closeness and awkward crush between us so it's happening
>violently making out
>go fucking all in, throw her on her bed after carryimg her there
>rip her pants off, East that identical pussy which I thought was strange
>fuck it go in, she grabs me, throws me on bed, blows me better than ex
>we fuck for about 2 hours, do most positions you would in this situation
>she's a squirter
Fucked that one time. After that me and my ex almost got back together but ended up not working out, the sister never said anything and neither did I, sister is also married now to some door mat her took her last name. Kekked
Been consistently fucking this girl I've been friends with for a few years (a lot of history there actually), though she's asking for "more" now. Also found my way into her best friend's cunt on St Paddy's. Hell of a night that was.
I'd say my poor gf deserves better, but she cast the first stone as far as the cheating goes so I do what I do without much conscience. Whatever. Not like I'm married.
I've banged approximately 70 girls in my life... a good portion of them had boyfriends and some were married.
At first I was against sleeping with married women, but i had a couple experiences where a girl lied and said she was single and I found out latter her husband was just out of town working that week... shit like that started making me change, after awhile I just said if the girl doesn't care why should I.
Not every girl will cheat. Some will be faithful and there isnt a damn thing you can do about it. But there are alot of lying ass cheating bitches out there too. Chicks are horny and emotional and sometimes down right cold hearted, good luck trying to stop them.
I'd been working at her house weeks you dilhole. Perhaps I was unclear. Anyways I've 69'ed several women on first or second dates over the years - not sure why you'd find this unusual. (generally they are a bit more at ease on top)
Check out KTVU weekends if you'd like to see more of her.
When I was 14 we were having a sleepover at a friends house. Me and my friend were both virgins. We were staying in a tent behind my friends house with 2 6/10 girls. Halfway through the night they asked if we wanted to have sex with them. Long story short me and my friend couldn't get hard, was too awkward. Fast forward 8 years and I am dating my now wife. About a week into dating my now wife, I hear from the girl from the tent. I invite her over and my gay friend is over too. He is sitting at my desk and skying with some guy. I slip my hands down the girls pants and start rubbing her mound. She then takes off her pants, instructs me to put 2 fingers in and twist while going in and out. I do this for about 15 minutes getting her to orgasm 2 times. She then proceeds to get on top of me. We fuck for about an hour and when we were done we never really talked again. Now I'm married and she knows I cheated on her. Our relationship is going strong. Yes this is OC. Yes it really happened. Hope you guys enjoyed.
Wow, sorry dude. My bad. I am a fucking armature.
>and sometimes down right cold hearted
I've met, fucked, and known so many girls like this it's honestly ruined my outlook on a faithful relationship. It's unreal how girls are just as bad if not worse than guys
Worse.. well in the lying department.
From what I have seen guys are more prone to feel guilty and usually cave under the pressure.
Girls, are like ice, they can take that shit to the grave and act like everything is peachy.
But when I said girls are emotional, what I mean is they arent logcal like men. They live in the moment. So its easier for them to cheat, because they arent thinking about anything else but the new shinny thing in front of them and the buzz/emotional stimulation they are getting.
And after its over they are in a new element and put it behind them.
This isnt all of them of course, lots of girls can be wracked with guilt also, but girls I honestly believe can be icier than guys.
But like I also said, there are some girls out there who will just be faithful, no matter wat... And you can bring this out more often with your own girls by being "the boss" or the man, Just be a fucking champion and she wont have as much reason to cheat on you... Unless she is pure trash.
when my friend wasn’t there, his gf started cuddling with me on the couch. then i got hard and she started complimenting my size than blowing me. i didnt do anything, she literally did it all on her own.
i didnt want to betray him but i wasn’t sure what to do.
Honestly it doesn't really matter for me. Both guys were shorter than me (I'm 5'8") and they were pretty well endowed. I'm more concerned with how you use what you've got. Plus I usually just focus on making the other person cum.
Hard to say, current boyfriend is old af so he doesn't get super hard. And we haven't had sex in like a year sooooo...
New dude was pretty great, had issues deep throating him so that kind of says something.
Honestly I got into it once my dick was in her mouth and I started fucking her throat. But once I came in her mouth I quickly came to my senses and felt like shit. And i’ve never been alone with her for more than a few minuets since and that was months ago.
I've cheated on my gf a few times, most recently with this damaged slut who is utter trash that I somehow can't get enough of. We first hooked up at work in the staff chill out room when she had a long term boyfriend too. She broke it off with him for me, but she still doesn't know I have a gf, or that I fucked two other girls from work she was friends with, one of whom also had a boyfriend.
Thing is sex with my gf is OK, but I fuck like a pornstar when it's with this slut. No guilt either, opposite effect in fact.
what was there size compared to my cock here?
I’m over 8.25 inches long as you can see.
few years back home alone for the weekend friend and his gf come to sleep over drink movies weed lmoa all day one think let to another we double team her friend cum super fast we continue later on hes drunk as fuck go to bed we fuck again in the next room continue secretly fucking 1on1 friend dont know shit she was up for whatever i ask her to do kinky as fuck best pussy i ever had
do this count?
You're a fucking dumb slut. Break it off nice and clean instead of doing shit behind his back.
You're fat too so you're worth less of a person than normal. Fuck your self esteem.
>Be security guard
>were about 4 in total driving around town, picking up cash from stores and taking it to the bank
>Security alarm goes haywire and I get a call
>Go to house knock on door a woman lets me in
>She's married with two kids
>Pretty chubby, but not really fat, small with a short black hari
>Tells me this shit is broken
>check it out, restart it
>it's all good now
>She's beeing all thankful and touchy
>Offers me coffee, we sit back and talk a bunch
>Kid asks if i'm a Police Officer
>somehow she is telling me how handsome my security outfit looks
>Selling washer on craigslist
>The mom added me on fb and I see her top status is her looking for a washer
>Contact her tell her about the one i'm selling
>she's interested if I can bring it myself
>Even though it was my day off I decided to use my uniform
>The attention was kinda fun
>Get over, bring the washer, connect it for her etc.
>She's all thankful and says she doesn't have the cash
>A little annoyed
>She offers me something else
>Sits on top of washer
>Smiles at me
>I take cock out and fuck her
>About to nut
>Pick her off the washer and put her down
>Nutt all over her face
>Put it in her mouth to clean the last bits out
She keeps asking me over still to this day
But there are also tons of chicks that openly talk about it
and look up omegle ‘’big cock reactions’'
there is tons of shit like this : https://fgts.jp/b/thread/610681976/
>omegle is real life xD !
The girls who see a big cock on omegle react that way because of the shock factor. Your dick on the other hand is not aesthetically pleasing. Get over it and stop trying to artificially inflate your self esteem by showing your dick to random people on /b/.
Never been cheated on, but i cheated way to much. I´m in a 8 months relation right now and fucked 7 other chicks. Yesterday i fucked a 'friend' of mine's gf of 9 years.... He'd deserved it. The mofo cratched my car
You just need to change your way of thought.
If you fuck some random chick and you don't have feelings for her, it's just like masturbating. I have sex with my gf, but fuck whores. Fucking whores/randoms = wanking.
There is tons of documentations of girls having cyber sex with these guys as well. you can find that on any porn site.
I do it all the time. I would know
I enjoy getting girl’s opinions, there is no shame in that. I remember a lot of the different comments i have gotten, and i smile that a great number of them were positive
I have a gf of two years but I like to kik girls on the Internet and omegle and what not. It's long distance relationship and I only see her once a week. Is this considered cheating? Also I blacked out and made
Out with another girl knce, I initiated it, and she took me back.
Well.... literally more times than I can remember. In many many countries. Whenever I could. Noteworthy fucks:
Some Iranian goddess (her dad was a political leader in Iran) while in Malaysia.
A friends wife (she ran a radio show, I'd go and help out at night. would fuck her silly between songs)
used to fuck grills with bf's all the time. Funny shit when you're done fucking her and her bf calls and is hysterical and in tears because he knows what she's doing
don't even feel guilty tho. In most of those cases the grill pretty much threw her pussy at me. they're so fed up with their beta bitch boyfriend that even I look alpha in comparison.
seriously, just say "you got him all nice and whipped, like a puppy dog. Wouldn't happen to me". For them that's just a red rag, as in challenge accepted.
And even if they do find out, who cares?
Just about EVERYONE has been cheated on before weather they know it or not
it’s just a part of life. it’s their fault if they get butthurt and dont move on
I'm going to fuck another chick today whilst in a relationship. She knows and she's okay with it, all she wants is alcohol which I'm going to buy
What's it like /b/? Is there a feeling of accomplishment or sad nothingness?
> be me
> cheated a lot on my GF but stopped
> had epic sex, threesomes and what not
> handling the guilt was no problem
> always failed to hide the euphoria that came after cheating
> having sex feels awesome
> gf noticed my good mood every time it happened and didn't like it
it sucks that a lot of girls can't tell sex and emotions apart. if my GF could, i would still be cheating on her all the time. the rush is insane.
Meh. Did it when I was drunk a couple of times. The guilt you felt after was not worth it.
If you would meet up with a chick sober and all that, I would not know. Like if you are that far gone that you would hit up a girl when sober, your relationship is probably not that good.
Make me propane, you cheating bastards. I want videos.
meh, you just get your dick wet. It's nice to know that she's into you and that you outshine her beta bf, but she prolly is responsible herself for turning said faggot into a beta. So just accept that you won't have a relationship with her, you're just both using each other. Don't get feels or she'll be gone faster than you can say cuck
>"you got him all nice and whipped, like a puppy dog. Wouldn't happen to me’’
That’s fucking great. Do you have any lines like that to get a girl to cheat or give you her number?
If it’s your first time doing it, and you havent had too much experience with getting laid in general then cheating on your girl definitely feels like an accomplishment. it is a benchmark for sure
yeah just imply that you know "the game", that there's two kinds of guys. Leave her alone for a few minutes, let some thirty betas come up to her. Then afterwards come back and ask her if she enjoyed being with "those" guys. tease her you're going to leave her with said faggots. in short, acknowledge that most men are beta bitches and state/pretend that you're not one yourself, you're better than that.
shit man, for day game my best advice is to do as much as possible on the spot. Don't ask for her number so you can make plans later, ask her what she's doing and if she wants to go out for a drink/have ice cream/visit a nearby park whatever. If she's busy but interested just get her number tho
don't talk to random grills on the street out of the blue tho. First you need something that connects you, fe both being a bystander of something that's happening. Fe. an event, some guy who almost got run over, a drunk guy yelling etc. Once you've started talking you'll soon know if she's interested or not, if you're not a full autismo that is
Well, I mean, i might not have as good of a chance approaching randoms. But i might as well try, right?
I know people get laid doing that all the time. I almost did once. Got a hot girl to hang out with me and come over to my place but my game was terrible and i fucked it up.
and before i got her to hang out with me i hugged her and grabbed her ass when i first met her. so she knew damn well that i planned on fucking her when i asked for her number.
it seemed like she liked me at first but i made a lot of stupid mistakes with myhame that i’m aware of now, at least for the most part, i think
>break up with crazy gf
>she has another guy like a day later, some desperate prick from facebook or something
>calls me about a month later, kinda drunk, wants me to come over and "hang out"
>"we're not gonna fuck or anything, I just want to hang out"
>cut to the fucking
>she is hornier than I've ever seen her, obviously very excited about cheating on her new boyfriend
>pretty kinky, kinda rough, she tells me to spank her, I spank her harder than she wants, I make her say dirty things, we go at it for hours
>our sex was always pretty good, but this was the best version of it
>leave in the morning and never talk to her again
Hanging out watching movies with a buncha people and everyone else goes to bed. She leans over and starts blowing me. Couldn't really say no.
I’m 6 feet tall and I was walking on the side walk earlier today. And a girl was walking with a short guy towards me, and as we are nearing each other she grabs his arm to move him out of my way.
I kind of felt good after that, like she was suggesting that she respects me more just because i’m taller and perhaps better looking
that dude is probably getting cuckolded
has anyone else seen this before?
Bro, you should just get the app Airplay on your computer to stream your phone screen on your computer monitor. Then you start a screen recording and open the snap and save away. Video? Picture? whatever, it's completely undetectable
I'm in a serious relationship and I love my gf and know she wouldn't cheat on me ever, but I get so fucking tempted sometimes, but I don't think it's possible at all to cheat and make sure the other girl keeps it a secret.
I don't know if I would feel guilty or not. Sex is just sex, and my sex drive is way higher than my gf's, but she's been cheated on in the past and told me that if it ever happened to her again she would break up straight away.
But I'm just so tempted. I have no idea if I could pull it off yet alone if I would feel guilty or not.
just do it. I just came out of a 5yr relationship and I now regret all the pussy I passed up. to make matters worse I broke contact with all my past flings because I was a white knight faggot, not to mention that I had to learn flirting all over again.
tl;dr: at least always have a backup, everybody's doing it anyway. and if she knows you're wanted by other grills she'll love you even moar
And i’ve seen this kind of thing before, but sometimes it’s a lot more subtle. Like maybe she is being affectionate and just happens to pull him close as i walk by. So I didnt think too much about it. But this time it looked aggressive and really obvious, not affectionate at all
>gf of 7 years
>drama, arguments and fighting going on
>cheats on me with a guy she knew
>sends me snapchats of the things she did
>send to his gf
>ask her if she wants revenge
>end up at her place fucking
>record a session where im fucking her doggystyle and pan the camera over to his kids bed
>his 2 yr old daughter awake and watching
>send him video
>his gf ends up in a hospital
>I witness in a murder attempt
>phone gets confiscated
>cops pay me its worth
>get a new phone better than old phone fucking Sony Xperia Z3
>finally able to play high end games
Shit was so cash
I should have said ‘’you pulled him out of the way like I dog!’’ then started hitting on her just to be an asshole, that would be hilarious
no one was really around so it wouldn’t be an awkward situation for me either
Fuck it I'm feeling a greentext anyways
>GF is an art major, works a lot from home
>can't go out with me because busy
>My buddy went out out of town earlier that day, had too much coke
>gave me a good deal on about 4 g's
>pumped/10 anticipating the party I was going to that night
>I have blow, I'm the man
>My upstairs neighbor has having a housewarming party
>2 hot girls, invite tons of hot friends
>the too cool for you types, hipster, but easy 9/10
>party is starting and all their friends are as hot or hotter than them
>excluding a couple token fatties
>see one girl; tall, long legs, floral romper with cleavage, pretty face, tattoos, romper clinging to fat ass
>The fuckin works
>I beta out because she seems uninterested, has definitely been hit on all night
>I excuse myself past her to get a beer out of the fridge
>face lights up, introduces herself to me
>get to talking, looks older than me but is only 19
>She's eager to please, genuinely interested in me
>When I say eager she is overreacting to everything I say...confidence boost/10
>wander around and leave her for 20 minutes
>going into side bathroom later to sneak a line, forgot I had blow in my frocket
>open door without knocking because it's unused side bathroom
>walk in on girl. Fuck, whatever she was just finishing up didnt see anything
>apologize profusely like a bitch, she doesn't seem to care
>blurt out "soo. do you like blow"
Femanon here. I have always enjoyed sex a lot, but I have been together with an amazing guy for a little over 3 years now. I have cheated on him twice with the same girl and several times with a married ex-coworker. I also had several one-night stands when he was away from town. I am more afraid with each time that he will find out, though. I don't know if it's me being paranoid or if he really suspects something.
I fucked her... she was dating one of my friends
>She is just as awkward as I am
>squeaks out "sure"
>maybe it was just because she was still fixing her romper
>I step in to the cramped ass bathroom, totally okay with it
>I sit on the toilet and start asking her if she has done blow before
>says like twice, which means in reality 0-1 times
>eager to please, takes key bump and immediately compiments me on quality
>Fuckit, I have like 3 g's at this point lets line shit up
>put out four lines while I'm sitting on toilet
>I take first one, she's having trouble accessing it
>I am starting to get up off the toilet and she notions me back on
>sits on my lap to take it
>as she bends over I can see a thong line pushing out
>Can't think about it, I'll chub and this will get weird
> do second line, by her squatting in front of me so I can lean over
> Every time I look at her I am getting the urge to kiss her
>she is literally worshipping me, It's like everything that comes out of my mouth is early 2000s dave chappelle
>she reaches up towards my face, I think she going for it
>nope, wipes some coke out of my mustache
>stay in there for longer than we should have
>neighbors know my gf and I haven't mentioned her to this girl once
>I wipe off the counter after taking a gummy or two and we are getting ready to leave
>she is in front of me
>stands up and I follow suit like we are leaving
>she halts and I run right into her, grazing my dick against her ass
>she doesn't pull away
>presses her ass harder into my fully torqued dick
>turns around slowly rubbing against me and we start to make out furiously
>grabbing ass that is hardly contained by romper
>pressing my dick into her like its my job
>clanks around with my belt
dude I know it's a huge thing of mine too
>I'm not very cool, I'm not unnattractive or anything but i can't understand this shit
>takes too long to fiddle with my belt and I'm 8/10 fucking blown
>I can't stop thinking about why this is happening to me
>realize the worst thing has happened
>I'm fucking soft
>not like totally soft, but it wasn't the tall soldier that I had like 20 seconds ago
>nervously pull it out anyways, can't stop now
>I'm in that stage where your dick is mostly soft but it looks like a large flaccid because you were just hard
>she smiles and is impressed, because my flaccid looks huge
>I've always been more of a girther than a length guy so this is sweet for me
>Grabs the base of my dick and positions her face below it...what?
>she isn't blowing me its like she just want to look
>opens her mouth below my shaft and starts bouncing my cock against it
>I get rock hard, never had this done before
>I'm in control now, rubbing my dick on different parts of her face
>she props her tits up to rub them against my cock
>precum eeking out on different parts of her face/clothes. Just like a large drop at a time
>trying to more forcefully put my cock in her mouth
>she closes it, yet continues playing with me
>It's like she is the manifestation of some deep undiscovered fetish I have
>Just from doing this I can tell that I am progressing surefully to an orgasm
I am not sure, but I don't think he has ever been anywhere near finding out the hard way. The guy I've been seeing usually takes me out for dinner to some expensive restaurant my bf would never even step in and then we spend the night in some hotel. He bought me lingerie some time ago, and I had to tell my boyfriend I bought it for him.
I can't take pics at the moment.
Found my brother fucking my gf but she was moaning and she is usually dead silent when we have sex so I've been watching them for a couple weeks now and I don't think I've cum this much in years
The girl is a painter who does not even live in the same city. We met at a party and ended drinking at her place. She lured me with a massage and I ended naked and covered in oil on her sofa and then she fingered me. We had amazing sex both times.
>literally cannot contain myself
>slides the shoulders on her romper to the side to reveal a gorgeous rack
>probably like C cup, but with great nipples and on a small figure so they were exaggerated
>I'm stroking myself desperately while she just kneels below me with her mouth open
>still trying to get some head but I can feel myself slipping to the point of no return
>She can tell too
>finally just goes to town on me
>no deepthroat but impressive skills nonetheless
>She has one hand around the back of my balls, firmly but softly
>and I'm done within max 6 pumps
>It's like she knew she was so hot that she could just get me most of the way there and finish me off
>smiles at me and goes to take a drink of water and fix her makeup in the mirror
>no idea what to say
>don't really know her
>but it's like she understood my cock perfectly and engineered that orgasm
>in 3 years of dating my girlfriend has not given me an orgasm like that
>fuck, my girlfriend
>post ejaculation moment of clarity hits and I feel bad for a second
>don't dwell on it because I'm pretty blown
>she smiles while I thank her, and leaves me in there
>Fuck it while I'm in here may as well do more blow
>exit the bathroom after another couple baby lines and act like I didn't just have my world shattered
>nothing else really came of that night, I see her from time to time
>once at a bar she comes up to me with a friend of hers and after shaking her hand yotta, yotta her friend says "Oh so you're *****?"
>sketchy because I'm not single, cool because I'm talked about
>haven't done anything else with her since
One of the most fucked up parts of this is like 6 months later I'm still with my girlfriend and I think about bathroom girl when we have sex all the time. I even get my girlfriend to do the dick on face shit all the time. It's just not the same. You can't replicate spontaneous sexual activity
I am on my laptop, nowhere near home. I can show you my tits in old nudes.
yup, ive probably fucked 6 or 7 woman while i was with her. and dated and fooled around with a few others. just dont leave a trail like text or pictures. that got me caught haha. as for the other girls finding out just dont tell them. for me it helped some knew and didnt care, and others were from others towns so it didnt really matter. The last time i punked out and only cummed in her mouth, should of fucked her too. oh well
Fucked my ex while she was dating the guy after me. And the guy after that. Fucked a friend who went to college out of state, she had a bf at college. She came home for the summer, fucked her for a few weeks. Last week I got a blowjob from a friend who's engaged and is 9 years older than me.
Alright, OP. Hold on. Let me count.
I'm going through an Excel spread sheet...
I've been in relationships with:
The first one I cheated on 11 times.
The 2nd one I cheated on 8 times.
The 3rd one I cheated on well... she was open and we had a bunch of threesomes. I got a blowjob in my car from a stranger woman who I picked up at the bar without her knowing though.
The 4th one I cheated on 6 times.
The 5th one I cheated on once.
The 6th one I cheated on once with the 5th, but I ended relationship quickly since she said she had herpes.
The 7th one I cheated on 7 times. But she was kinda open and didn't really care that I did. She was the girl of my dreams though.
The 8th one I cheated on 3 times.
The 9th one I cheated on 6 times.
The 10th one I cheated on 6 times. And I'm still with her.
They all include awesome epic stories. But yeah. I'm a serial cheater and never been caught. Except one time when I got the clapps and had to tell some of the girls I was with. Was still awesome though.
Not to take this in a different direction, but any of you married guys on here have any tips to find a side piece?
I have been married for 8 years, no sex, haven't gotten head in over two years, she might be a closet lesbian, but that is another story.
CL is trash and I obviously need to be discreet. Any websites where there are chicks who are strictly looking to fuck married guys?
Haha. I've cheated on my girl in the SAME HOUSE two times.
Like, I literally kept the other girl in the guest bedroom in the basement without my girl knowing about it.
My girl ALWAYS acted weird during those times. Like, she noticed that I used mouth wash. But sometimes she'd be jealous for no reason when I had no one in the basement.
Anyway, neither time she found out about it. And me and the cheating girl still remember that as one of our greatest memories. I'm still with my current girl.
I've been fucking my wife's best friend for about six month's now. Anytime she's at work and we have a moment free, she's over here sucking and riding my dick.
Hilarious thing happened the four of us (Her, myself, my wife, her husband) were playing Cards Against Humanity when she drew the card that read "The feel of cumming into someone else's wife" We couldn't stop laughing.
Also no pics, great way to get caught.
Hi guys. Sorry for the shitty quality and distorted angle. That's all I could do in the public restroom. Hope you like them anyway.
Fucked my brothers petite little Asian gf. We go to the same gym and would run into each other. She'd always be wearing sexy and revealing work out clothes. She ask me to hold her hips or spot her during some of her workouts. One day she wanted to borrow one of my medicine balls. I told her I'll put it in my car and she could get it the next time we run into one another. She wanted to go right then to my place and get it. We get to my place and she is staring at me looking horny and sexy as hell. She grabbed me we made out and we fucked right on the floor it felt so wrong and exciting.
Started fucking with my best friend's girl after she "accidentally" sent me this video. I told her she was full of shit and that she meant to show off her pussy to me. Told her her pussy looked real tasty even though you could see shit in this vid. Then convinced her to send me more so I could really see it. Shit progressed from there
Fucked my wife's BFF from college. Met her and we all hung out a few times. She Facebook messaged me one day when I was at work and asked me to go to her place just me. Thought it was weird. Went over. She's dressed sexy as fuck. She smells amazing. We just went at it. I ate her out. Licked her sweet little ass hole and we fucked for hours. Now I tell my wife that I have work stuff and we fuck about four times a month.
I have broken up a marriage like that.
Young 31 year old guy here who randomly decided to grope and fuck two women around 50 years old who were both teachers in a hot spring. One of the best 3somes of my life. They were both still married back then. They are both divorced a year later. One had been planning it for a while, the other was an obedient Mormon wife who realized she can get hot young guys like me and simply called it off with her husband after 17 years or so. The husband was pissed as fuck and went around calling all the gas stations to find my girlfriend. He found my girlfriend and told her anything. My gf didn't care and I now get to fuck his ex wife and my gf.
this is a cool story and all dude ..but tell us about the guilt, do you ever just look at your wife and feel guilty knowing that she wouldn't even wanted to be in the same room as you if she knew? do you feel like your living a lie a bit? be honest.
My friend was a bit of a basement dweller and was lost in the world of mmo's a lot. I knew she wanted attention but always saw her ass an innocent girl. When she sent me the second vid I decided I was going to see how slurry I could make her. Want even thinking of how fucked my friend was going to feel
Not the guy you're responding to, but I'm this guy.
I waited until I was 27 years old to lose my virginity. I knew that once I lost it to a perfect 10, I would go out and serial fornicate to make up for all the years I lost.
I literally have absolutely not regret. Zero.