Waifu Thread
Haven't made one of these in months, no idea what the headliner is supposed to be
claimed
>>680432636
Hey! Nothing much just got home from a long ass day, how are you doing?
>>680432771
I spy a Syndra
Ill say it again. AD Malz + zzrot = gg URF.
Rory claimed.
Yeah, this thing is done... Only solution now is a full wipe and reinstallation. Fuck
Claimed
Here. Just need food. Don't go anywhere.
My waifu is latin
Is the fucking don francisco
24.500-03, nuevo computo !!!
Kyouko claimed.
Obligatory claim
Still wnt to know about them tenga eggs though i know one you have used one
>>680432560
I feel ya, Im not sure what I wanna do either. What major are you going for now?
>>680432734
kek, as a student that seems not worth
>>680432763
haha, that sounds hilarious, I have a friend whose very cynical about shit and when he rants on things it can be pretty funny how he describes shit. Think Ricky from TPB
>>680432877
Doing good thanks! Where do you work?
>>680433144
ayyy
Claiming
>>680432180
Aren't there like a fuck-ton of side ops?
>>680432100
We can get Ronald to act like a crackhead to lure her away. I just want him to suffer.
>>680432492
topkek. I was going to idolize a μ's member, until in my blinded joy I realized they weren't both smile.
>Best idol claimed
>>680432541
From what I hear yes
>>680432636
It means I love you~
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680432676
This is the new thing we're using
Waifu claiming thread.
>put whatever here
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>put the claimed waifu here
>>680433396
yeah
just copy paste that shit and forget what originality feels like
Milinda claim
>>680433275
160-something I think
Megumin claim, Sorry I didn't respond last thread, I was winning my first league game of the day lol
>>680433275
Feels when you first start the game
>>680433259
I work at a sports bar and it was fun and now its just bleh, do you have a job?
sup weebs
>>680433259
At the moment I'm just working towards my Associates in Science, kind of a generic STEM degree that'll carry over to most Uni's. What about you?
I'm off to bed. Have a good night everyone!
>>680433819
Have a good sleep!
A lot of new faces here.
>>680433259
Costs $9 AUD for a bacon and egg roll. We sell heaps.
>>680433144
We have a chen too. Thread is blessed.
>>680433819
Goodnight!
Alright, what's goin on in here? Let's get somethin' interesting rolling.
Anyone done anything stupid, dangerous or ridiculously fun lately?
>>680434203
I ran a red light by accident and almost killed myself :D
>>680433819
Same
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>680434311
Stupid dangerous! Are you a professional, at least? I ran a red, once. Cop behind me didn't think it was funny.
>>680434203
Not lately. Boring life atm.
>>680434397
Sleep snug, smug
>>680434447
Gotta get used to posting pics..
>>680434137
Moo!
>>680434098
Hello~
>>680434397
Good night Shinoabro!
>>680434098
>im going away forever
claimed
>>680434552
>never said forever
>>680433819
>>680434397
Goodnight you two! And I'm gonna head out too
Hope you all enjoyed your 420 (still got half an hour here)
>>680434468
It's getting gorgeous outside. Walk around in a crowd and do something stupid... or, nevermind. I forget I'm talking to /b/tards.
>>680434203
Driving through central Phoenix. That counts as stupid and dangerous, right?
>>680434186
I dunno, threads seems pretty shitty in the morning.
>>680433259
hey
>>680432771
me watching u
FUCK YOUR WAIFUS
MINES BETTER
HAVE A STEAM CODE
LFZ5C-LNFB0-H8HA0
>>680434916
thanks for the game now I want to hang myself
>>680434555
mother fucker
>claimed
>>680433275
True, she fuckin hates Ronald, and ronald getting in trouble would just be an extra bonus. But what if Damien is with his friends?
>>680433285
Awww thank you! Im not sure why you do but I appreciate that :)
>>680433577
Welcome! You playin to get that W/L ratio up? heh
>>680433617
Sounds like that could old after a while yeah haha, I mainly go to school but I work at a stadium when theres events
>>680433640
Howdy weebus!
>>680433785
Same here actually, im going more for chemistry though and hoping I don't suck at it haha
>>680433819
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680434098
Ayyyy! Hows it goin?
>>680434186
how big are they? for $9 they better be fakkin huge m8
>>680434555
Those trips are so bold...and brash
>>680432771
>>680434916
>Duplicate
What was that out of curiosity?
>inb4 bad rats
>>680434916
Dick.
>>680435050
THEN HAVE THIS ONE YOU SHIT
KXINR-Y4ZIK-4PB6X
THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAM FROM IF YOU POST MORE ZINNIA
>>680433572
wew lad, I can't wait.
>>680433582
It's a feeling of bliss and bitterness.
>>680434705
>>680433819
>>680434397
Sleep tight you three
>>680434203
>Anything stupid
I almost microwaved a spoon a couple days ago.
>>680435061
Oh shit I didn't think about that.
>>680435188
>>680435126
>>680435085
>>680435050
POST MORE ZINNIA AND GET MORE CODES
XXWTD-JJFIK-ZG6TD
>>680435296
>XXWTD-JJFIK-ZG6TD
does anyone get this really fast or are they all duplicate?
Wew.
>Kyouko
>>680435440
>>680435468
They're fast.
Post more Zinnia and get more codes
>>680435061
Didnt I talk to you last time too? Or maybe that was another waifubro who works at a stadium thats cool though too, im trying to go back to school.
>>680434397
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680434203
Nothing recently, but a hobo once tried to get into my car and I politely yelled at him heh
>>680434705
Goodnight! Sleep well :) enjoy the last 30min
>>680434847
How you doon bb?
>>680435262
Microwaving spoons helps you scoop icecream more better. Try it.
>>680435296
What's Zinnia?
>>680434847
>>680435522
>>680435296
Im out for tonight. Bye everyone
>>680434397
Goodnight my rival, may you be smug and ready for battle tomorrow
>>680435603
see >>680434916
more codes for encouragement
CRJT4-GJ06M-WJ23R
>>680435085
>>680435468
get a load of this fucking faggot
comes for first time in waifu threads
and he still gets steam games
fuck yourself
>>680434651
Oh, hey, you're back.
>>680435560
Damn hobo's! They don't even go around with shotguns killing trash anymore.. If you're going to be homeless, at least be a crime fighter.
>>680435668
I dont play games much. If I do, they're old ones, so I won't take them.
>>680435671
Stop looking at me like that!
>>680435061
>chemistry
Interesting choice.
I had to take a chem class and lab last semester. Shit's hard, especially when you have a shit professor who doesn't actually teach anything.
>>680435668
Holy fuck these go fast.
yall need to post more zinnia for more codes
>>680434651
Oh, hey. We're all pretty pathetic, really. Some people try hard to be who they want to be, but never truly become. Y'know, the rich and well adjusted sort of folk.
Just do what makes you feel right.
>>680434832
I have no idea what's in there.. so, maybe?
I like to drink, smoke, read books and fap. I feel adjusted.
>>680435788
>First time
Hey, I've been here for 4 days, this is just not my usual posting time.
>>680435838
>Holy fuck these go fast.
that's because I'm a stupid jew cuck that's scrambling for 3 dollar games like a starved nigger
>>680435795
Woah dude
Who made that?
And who is this?
>but, i'm not back to posting regularly, i still have some stuff i need to do.
>hi ruri
>>680435796
>>680435553
I think you did actually haha no worrys though I tend to forget stuff like that as well about other people. What do you want to go to school for?
>>680435657
Goodnight Mila! Sleep well :)
>>680435796
I know right? Have some common courtesy. I was spooked because I thought he was my friend so I unlocked the door then he slowly moved his head into view with a creepy ass "lets get it on" face
>>680435838
Yeah, I actually just bombed my exam on monday haha, thankfully my teacher actually gives a shit so its not too bad
>>680435657
Goodnight Milinda!
>>680435603
>Microwaving spoons helps you scoop icecream more better
>Microwaving spoons helps
>Microwaving spoons
>Microwaving
I'm not falling for that one again.
>>680436165
>>680434098
You'll get used to them
>>680436341
>again
>>680436341
Fool me once......
....
sh-shame on you
...
......
fool me you aint gunna fool me again
hehe
>Our greatest leader, G Dubs
>>680435262
We could try convincing his friends that he was talking shit about them, then maybe they could get in on it with us!
>>680436507
Out of the rabbit hole?
>>680436050
Urban area, lots of traffic and lots of godaweful drivers. Easy way to die if you're not paying attention.
>>680436339
Lucky you. I barely passed the lecture and the lab classes with 71% for both. And I fucking struggled to get even that shit of a grade.
>>680436341
Running it under hot water for a couple minutes also helps.
>>680436138
Woah nigger you aren't me
>>680436603
Blade is 30 cms in length. Thats the bun we use.
>Rory-sama
>>680436728
I know what you mean... I try to avoid driving during the day on Friday. Everyone has somewhere to be!
>>680436339
I need to go back, I really want to become a teacher, I wanted to be a history teacher but lately I have been feeling more like being a bio teacher. High school of course. What about you? Why are you going to school?
>>680436507
kek
>>680436599
Oh George
>>680436603
You're an absolute madman and I love it!
>>680436138
Eh, hey there, Kirino.
>>680436864
Hey there, real Kirino.
>>680437204
We gunna see some fighting?
>>680432676
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/420-feat-k19
>>680437204
Yo, gorgeous.
>>680437399
What
Thread awfully fast claim
>>680436507
I know you're still there. Quit trying to hide.
>>680437513
Between fake and real. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
>>680434447
I am not a professional sadly lo
>>680435061
Yeah I'm at 50% rn UGH
>>680437674
Alright, that's it. Get where I can see you.
>>680436728
Damn, Im guessing your not a fan of chem then heh, what science would you go for when you get your associates?
>>680436938
Nice, Thats worth haha
>>680437086
Nice! I don't have the vocabulary to be a teacher haha, Im aiming to get a bachelors in science for chemistry right now but who knows, that could change
>>680437126
You know it bb
>>680437576
Heyo! Hows it goin?
>>680437823
Goodnight everyone!
>>680438126
Time to be off, have a good one everyone.
I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.
>>680437967
Was thinking Comp Sci, but that degree alone won't get you far in the tech world apparently. Or at least, not that degree alone.
>>680437823
>>680438126
Take the SHOT
>>680438259
Goodnight Hamakaze! Sleep well :)
See you later, cowgirls.
>>680438381
I don't even know who she's hiding behind! I'll use non-lethals.. for now.
>>680438286
Goodnight sleepy, sleep well :)
>>680438346
Oh I see, im sure it would help though! and goodnight, have a good one man! :)
>>680437399
I do believe the other Kirino left.
>>680437513
Glad to see you around, even if for a little bit, buddy.
>>680438286
>>680438259
Goodnight!
Good kitty.
>>680438570
Ah well. That show's a dud.
>>680438610
Hold on.. this one's alright.
>>680438455
Later! Have a good one :)
>non-lethals
If you wanna give in to terrorism yeah sure
claim
Gonna take a shower because I'm a dirty waifu
By the way before I go I just wanted to tell you all. Vicks vapor rub is the best shit for clogged nostrils. I just put a shitload in and around my nose and I feel like I can smell sound now!
>>680438752
I'm not leaving. Just getting warmed up! I was adios'ing the other ladies.
And I don't do collateral... unless they deserve it.
>>680438610
>>680438282
>>680438381
>>680439052
oh shit fucked up the cutting
>>680438936
I couldn't not read this in his voice, and I am fucking dead...
>>680439052
>>680438769
Clean yoself
>>680438778
I haven't used vapor rub in a long ass time
>>680438931
Fuck, ya got me
>Dont do collateral
Not MLG
>>680439052
You just activated my trap card!
>>680437967
Lurking, without tea sadly
>>680439252
Oh, dont get me started on collateral. My job gets so much harder with the collateral, and if Im not doing the killing...
>>680439252
Team player. I believe in the spirit of the game.
>>680439374
olaf
>>680439374
*triggered*
>>680439405
Woah.. you ok there? Whatever's happening, keep happening.
>>680439266
>>680439052
Take the SHOT....AGAIN
>>680439508
I thought I blew you up!
>>680439533
I THOUGHT I BLEW HER UP
>>680439424
What?
>>680439508
I know, I'll try to fix that next week
>>680439266
>>680439533
>>680439519
Just... if Im not near the killing... the spirits... they find me... and they...
>>680439374
Without tea? has that happened before?
>>680439405
Believe me I know how you get when you aren't doing the killin
>>680439412
I feel ya, but sometimes sacrifices are needed for the good of everyone!
>>680439637
Y-yeah..? And they what?
>>680439810
Well I haven't had tea since Saturday, so every day since then was that way
>out of pictures
Gimme a sec I'll try to get more
>>680439860
Either... I have to stop the fighting... by killing you all... or I have to be... taken care of
>>680439950
Ayyyyy
>>680439600
You fool, its headshots only up in here
>>680432676
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/420-feat-k19
>>680439810
Well.. you kinda were in the blast radius....
>>680440108
Bounty for hire. Sounds like the service you need is payment in itself.
>>680440115
You think I don't go for kill shots?
>pic related
>>680440115
Lmao
>>680440037
Ah I see, I figured you'd always have tea on deck haha
>>680440261
>in the blast radius
I was right there you bastard!
>You think I don't go for kill shots?
I know you do, so take the dam shot homeboy haha
>>680440282
Whatsup with you? hows it goin?
>>680440731
Just finished my morning patrol and now im free to shitpost.
What about you?
>>680439626
You're not even the boss of this level!
>>680440981
Nice! Anything interesting happen on your patrol? Im doing pretty good, just hangin out and watching netflix
>>680441202
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>680439626
That supposed to spook me a su'm?
cusimspooked
>>680441202
You're so small! What the hell happened?
>>680441330
>>680441561
>>680441629
>>680432676
this is now a horse thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqSzUYI88V8
>>680441629
>>680441561
Nothing as usual.
What are you watching?
>>680441629
<3
Fucking entry level waifus everywhere.
>>680441676
>>680441827
>>680441889
no
>>680441995
Someone's mad.
Hey, what's that over there?
>>680441450
ohayo, it's going ok, how about you?
>>680441583
I... I dont know!
>>680441889
Well I suppose thats what you want when you do security haha, what company do you do security for? and Im watching animaniacs
>>680442137
I don't think ive seen you use that one before! haha its cute
>>680442180
Good to hear! I'm doing good thanks, what are you up too?
>>680442229
Fucking nostalgia. I haven't watched that and Freakazoid since I was kiddo.
>>680442180
Didn't drink your milk, did you?
>>680442137
Why is everyone trying to get into your pants? Is there something I should know about?
>>680442635
It's war, not love!
>>680442402
I missed my bus so I have to wait another hour for the next one lol. writing some more of my bibliography until then
I love that gif, makes me really want to watch the animu, do you work anywhere?
>>680442536
I only drink water
how do I fix it
what do I do?
>>680442784
>>680442784
Pre-emptive strike.. I got a few traps laid out already
>>680442803
That's good too, I suppose. Maybe fight crime?
>>680442229
Well it is nice when there is nothing,although it has been nothing for a while now.
And Its a private company
>>680442864
Maybe I drank too much.. but this cant go on
>>680442635
No idea
>>680442753
Keep telling yourself that
