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yuki play leeg with us
>mpreg is weird shut up all of you
>freklz doesn't want to bear my children
why even live?
m-me too avery
>>680431206
I'm pretty sure I can't even if I wanted to.
But I don't want to anyway,
m-mpreg is not w-weird...
>>680430771
it's moreso that i thought nefel and kissu were more... normal.
>>680430747
well yea if i could not fall behind every game i'd be in challenger.
when i get to play jungle i usually feel pretty good about my objective control. i get a a non-negligible amount of free dragons just due to their jungler being mispositioned. it's just that if i'm in a losing matchup in a lane i'm totally lost.
>>680431073
think we just have different paradigms of what defines good and better. i've put 1200 hours into dota and was at a mediocre mmr so i will trust my own opinion.
to be clear, neither league nor dota are good games.
Aren't they getting close to being able to put fake uteruses in people for that kind of thing?
Also, aren't you getting your tubes tied nef?
>>680431333
s-sorry
>>680431372
<3 <3 <3
>>680431432
there's a dude from indonesia who plays with us sometimes and he does alright
also ;____;
>>680431514
you are better at dragon control than I am
Yuki, play with penises with us.
>>680431640
who's from indonesia?
>>680431688
manaka
>>680431732
Oh okay, I did not know that.
>>680431637
I might get a vasectomy some time in the future, but not decided on anything
>>680431514
>it's moreso that i thought nefel and kissu were more... normal.
idk about kiss, but I don't know why people would think of me as normal
>>680431514
If you're in a losing match up you need to make things happen elsewhere. If you're mid/top try and roam/tp to make plays elsewhere on the map. If you're bot lane things are a bit tougher and generally you just have to focus on getting the ADC some gold so that they stay relevant until they outscale their opponent (which usually happens when you're being bullied by a strong laner).
is it actually a fake uterus, like unusable for making babies with
>>680431640
i hunger for objectives and cs. i am addicted to them. kills mean nothing to me.
>>680431787
you have a wife and kids and work at a casino, maybe the worst thing you've done is kill a man in cold blood, but thinking male impreg is hot??
I am completely normal
>>680431787
Ah alright
maybe you'll get it before you have a third accident.
>>680431514
Dota is just much more difficult.
I personally hate the concept of a surrender button.
Yeah, it's at 20 minutes when at least the early game is already done with, but just having it promotes situations where people will say "gg surrender at 20" at 5 minutes into the game, where nothing is really established.
At least in Dota, you can go from being destroyed for 30ish minutes to winning post 40. It all depends on skill and team composition. When there is an easy way out people will just not care about what might happen and will just sit in base until they can surrender, or just surrender prematurely.
Toxic.
>>680431640
I'm sure the servers are different unless you guys play on weird servers for some reason.
Deaths mean everything to me, that's why I get so many each game
>>680430563
that's one comfy pic op, thanks for sharing.
>>680431865
I've also mentioned a few times that I have sex or masturbate 3-5 times a day.
Eventually you need to spice things up a bit, and having a wide variety means I rarely run out of content.
>>680431914
SHHHH
>>680431767
yeah
it is impressive he can get gold in NA because he frequently has >200 ping
>>680431865
my focus is tower and cs advantage
>>680431955
we play on the NA server, and so does he from there, and it works out decently
>>680431857
>>680431955
dotas difficulty does not lie in anything worthwhile, but minor mechanics like turnspeed and castpoint, shit that is just infuriating and not fun.
5 minutes into league establishes a lot more than 5 minutes into dota. the game is immensely faster. i think a more accurate comparison would be 5 minutes of league to 10-15 of dota.
dota's comeback mechanics are also different, because farm and tower safety is usually assured with things like tp scrolls.
you have not really played any league and don't have any base for comparing the two, so i do not know why you are bothering.
>>680432083
how the fuck does anyone go at it more than twice?
>>680432171
BUT THE DRAGON!!!!! hey did you see the dragon changes
>>680432171
I dunno I could get gold in NA playing with no keyboard
>>680432083
Just lose bets for the rest of your life and you will have no issues.
>>680432434
>playing with no keyboard
boxbox is that you?
>>680431857
oh i just forgot to respond. anyway, saying things like that is much easier than doing things like that. usually the objectives are pretty clear, but item disadvantage and loss of jungle control can make the intricacies hard to iron out, especially if you are in a position where someone else has to make plays for you.
>>680432407
>how the fuck does anyone go at it more than twice?
I dunno man, I just have good stamina I guess
>>680432434
harsh
>>680432522
I have been accused if being him in the past yes
>>680432590
I did not know where else to go with that line
I did not mean to be too harsh
>>680432590
maybe i've been old my whole life. even my hubbo goes like three times a day.
>>680432525
There is always something you can do to keep power in your hands. You just need to be consciously aware of what you need to do and tell yourself to do it when you see the situation until it eventually becomes second nature.
>>680432644
>Not actually boxbox
RIP
>>680432407
yeah they look infuriating (being RNG) and potentially OP as shit
at face value I like the stacking mechanic more, but we will see how it plays out I suppose
>>680432434
shurg
I have a hard time going more than once per day
but I take a medication that alters my libido
>>680432751
All 1 trick riven mains are the same in the end
/d/ is actually quite nice, I should go more often.
>>680432849
Yeah, know that feel.
I rarely go more than once or twice a week
what's my problem? why don't i jerk off more??
>>680432753
stacking is a really nice comeback mechanic, one that i miss a lot. i also forgot about actual rng passives like voids or spacecows stun, or really horribly designed characters like skeleton king or viper.
>>680432751
think i need to laneswap with my carry more when i'm top. i never think to laneswap. i also need to rely on supports warding unless i'm playing lee sin jungle or something and can do it myself.
Avery play a game of league with me so that I stop doing mentally unhealthy activities
I need distraction
league is a mentally unhealthy activity.
>>680433074
This is fact
But not as unhealthy as others.
>>680433005
I feel rng is better managed in league than in dota
>>680433029
I have been drinking; you do not want this
could brandon boyd be too perfect?
>>680433219
yes this is true.
>>680433263
rng in dota is usually the difference between living and dying. rng in league is like ie crits or whatever.
>>680433438
so yes
o here's that mc image i was looking for
>>680433495
oh, yes. you are right. i did not think to validate you.
>>680433213
Your penis is fact.
3 friends online...
mordin mobile...
who even is hentai butts i havent played with them in months
>>680433616
noted
>>680433678
hentai butts/less autistic is isla from animus who we have played with a couple times and is not wholly terrible at league
>>680433807
should i play a solo queue game right now
>>680432732
I think we're the weird ones and you're normal
>>680432644
I was not being serious. I rarely am.
>>680432896
>I should go more often.
Don't bother. Unless you're into dickgirls it moves super slowly
Check back once a week, or even two weeks.
>>680432849
That is understandable.
>>680433995
I did not think so, but I have low enough self confidence to doubt myself regardless
>>680433918
I would say no
I will play if we can get a 5stack filled with people who will not hate me for playing awfully
>>680433629
A fact that will never enter your folder
>Unless you're into dickgirls
well...
>>680434175
How about entering my butt?
dom loves dickgirls
>>680432407
>you have not really played any league and don't have any base for comparing the two, so i do not know why you are bothering.
Because I understand it enough to know when someone is wrong about something.
If someone wants to argue they prefer Lol over Dota then whatever, that's what they like, but to say Dota is inferior to Lol for _____ reason is just wrong.
Average game time in League is approx 35 minutes. The average game of Dota is approx 45 minutes. these aren't drastic enough numbers to claim that 5 minutes of League is equivalent to 10-15 minutes of Dota.
It isn't just cast points and turn rate that make the games different. There are things like Denying, using a courier, the side and secret shop, activatable items, gold loss on death and many other things that add another level depth to the game. You might not like it, it may not be fun to you, but to say that these additions to the game make it worse than League is silly.
Towers are also not always safe. TP scrolls cost gold and have a cooldown period of a minute, and subsequent TPs to the same location increase the TP time for others.
There are a lot of small things that happen in dota that casual people or bad players don't understand and wind up frustrating them. If you're not shit at the game and can understand it you'll appreciate it. Then you play a game like League which is much more simple and doesn't feel nearly as fufilling.
>>680434175
You sure have a lot of gay stuff for some one that's new around here.
dickgirls are +++, but only if they are still receiving, otherwise simply +
>>680433995
i mean could you imagine taking this more than twice a day?
>>680434126
we can't. no one is online.
>>680434181
That was not a criticism
I just think /d/ doesn't need 50 threads about them
i-i self insert as them okay??
>>680434341
what is your mmr in dota, before i continue?
more complicated =/= better
>>680432893
True but boxbox was kind of fun to play with.
>>680433005
Don't laneswap in low elo it will fuck everyone up because they don't know how to play it and then you just get a big ugly mess of a game.
Also going to call it a night.
>>680434354
futa on female is pretty good.
>i mean could you imagine taking this more than twice a day?
Yeah no
I don't do buttstuff more than once every few days
>>680434525
I have not played on his team, I was against him a few times, but never got to face his riven.
>>680434485
3k solo 4k party
I do not do buttstuff at all because I am a normal alpha male not a pussy ass bitch
also
>not building warding smite on every single jungler
isn't 3k in dota like silver in league
>>680434354
;______;
>>680434394
no that was a thinly veiled "I am into dickgirls"
>>680434784
th-this
>>680434508
But it's not complicated really. It's just stuff that seems that way.
>>680434877
>>680434874
except that I am telling the truth
>>680434258
That escalated quickly
>>680434346
I adapt quickly
>>680434784
>>680434874
>I do not do buttstuff at all because I am a normal alpha male not a pussy ass bitch
>th-this
I will accept this without even giggling or giving a smirk
>>680434874
Yeah I got that
>>680434874
It's high gold/close to plat apparently.
Don't you shrug me
>>680435040
Not really.
I really don't tho...
>>680434983
oh
I am doing the opposite of that
>>680435043
o-oh
>>680435117
from the stats I looked at 4k and gold 5 were the top 20% of league/dota respectively
maybe I am remembering that wrong
dota/league respectively I meant
>>680434548
now you see my problem.
>>680434525
night.
>>680434696
i was 4k solo before i quit in 2014. i understand, at least at a minimal level, how to play the game.
*just because one cannot auto their own creeps in league does not mean that the concept of denying farm is nonexistent; i'd argue that it's easier at a shallow level and more complicated at a deeper level, because it relies moreso on character positioning and an understanding of lane mechanics to prevent your wave from being pushed under turret or to push your opponents wave under turret.
*the courier actually makes the game immensely easier because you don't give up objective control to buy items.
*regardless of what the mechanics of tp scrolls in dota are, the fact that they exist means that positioning and defending objectives is easier than it is in league.
*gold loss is probably a good mechanic, but league has fragile comeback options, and it wasn't balanced with that in mind.
honestly the only things i miss are invoker and stacking.
dota is an inferior game to league not because league is less complicated, but because league is more fun. we're playing games here, remember? games which are ultimately meant to be fun?
>>680434874
y-you can watch me solo queue if you want...
>>680435299
I only crush puss
That feel when you cant even tell which threads are /g/fur threads anymore cause of the autistic post titles and avatarfags.
>>680435557
fuck off shitface.
>>680435299
I'm looking at this so I don't know.
they changed mmr values in dota at one point so i'm not sure what anything's worth anymore
I've turned my ID off
guess who i am :^)
>>680435594
I can't speak for DotAs, but those League numbers look off.
Master is smaller than that and Bronze is larger.
>>680435819
a faggot
>>680435167
Folder to butt is quite a large leap, atleast for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_jwv2QMtAo
>>680435486
I will do that if you like
>>680435512
c-crush my puss >///<
>>680435594
that is inaccurate to what I've heard
these are the league statistics I have http://na.op.gg/statistics/tier/
but I lost the dota statistics the alastor linked me
>>680435882
>>680435882
>>680435882
>>680435882
>>680435592
There's literally 2 pictures in here that are actually gfur lmao
>>680436001
eeeeeeeeeeeh
>>680436033
then why would you ever presume it's a gfur thread?
>>680436070
>>680436001
>these are the league statistics I have http://na.op.gg/statistics/tier/
These are accurate
>>680436033
>OP isnt gfur
>posters aren't gfur
but it's totally a gfur thread right?
boushbythebagboy : they scale pretty hard
ShamRoch : what do u mean
believe it's an ff20
Isn't this when the thread is most g/fur of all?
>>680436152
I'll think about it
>>680435996
Not around here, it isn't.
>>680436083
Cause its full of avatarfags and has an autistic post name that has nothing to do wit the thread? That's the fucking hallmark.
oih shit im still connected to israel bye all
People still don't understand Cafe threads
>>680435486
>dota is an inferior game to league not because league is less complicated, but because league is more fun.
I remember when games were meant to be fun, and they still are fun. I can find fun in something you don't and vice versa. I'm not even arguing that. I'm trying to say that Dota, by having more mechanics, makes the game better.
I'm completely putting aside external things like heroes or whatever because that's not relevant.
>Yuki, adding more rules to a game doesn't make it more fun.
They aren't rules, they are actions and mechanics that can be performed to advance your play. You don't have to do them, but don't expect to perform well versus people who can do those things.
>>680436001
It's still roughly the same.
>>680436185
gonna watch u
>>680436261
thx <3
>>680436555
source?
>>680436628
w-what
>>680435040
I see that
>>680436704
oh I meant to link dom
>>680436805
0/10
I'm gonna have lunch
goodbye to anyone who leaves while I am gone
officially Out Of Alcohol
>>680436869
I know
I am a failure
>>680436915
bring me back some
good by nefel-sama
>>680436302
Doesn't seem to be the normal sequence of events anywhere
>>680436628
I mean the one you posted.
The numbers still come somewhat close.
I don't know conversions too well, but I'd still say that they aren't 1:1 comparisons.
>>680437257
isn't there a site somewhere that keeps track of the percentage of dota players in each mmr bracket
>>680437073
Get in the butt.
>>680437416
Everything is months old so I don't know what's accurate.
The one thing that seems to be the same is that less that 1% are 5k+
>>680437809
well I know op.gg is close to real-time statistics, so it's hard to compare with months-old data
Weeaboos everywhere. So cringy.
>>680430563
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/420-feat-k19
yeah man I fuckin vomit every time I encounter someone who likes something I don't like too
I knock on door
>>680438245
Just like this post.
ooooooooooo
>>680437417
No wining and dining?
>>680438334
Its me goku
Sleep time. Night.
>>680438458
Not for you.
>>680438602
Good night. And why not?
I suppose I should go to bed
Yes, get out.
good, now I have Darwin all to myself
2:17 AM - freklz: now I am too despondent to go to sleep
fuck it
going to bed anyways
I believe it.
you are pathetic
2:19 AM - Darwin: What a BITCH.
;_;
The most pathetic
>He is not leaving
I am now somehow even more disappointed in Avery
I did not know that was possible.
were you impressed with how i tore velkoz a new asshole and then carried him
>>680436555
how can you say heroes are not relevant? that's ridiculous. heroes are what the game is.
saying a game is better because it is more complicated is stupid and impertinent, and even then, the complications in dota ARE trivial things like turnspeed and castpoint, things that actively slog down the game. beyond that, the patching in dota is fucking abhorrent. one or two major patches a year that enormously shift the meta is not fun to deal with, especially when it introduces horribly unfun stuff like radiance naga mid. did fucking anyone like that meta?
basically, you think league is watered down when it reality it is streamlined, and dota is a mudslide.
i will not be arguing this anymore.
i never made that white russian, nor did i take sleeping pills.
>>680430563
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/420-feat-k19
>>680439866
>i will not be arguing this anymore.
>Brought the discussion back up to say I won't argue it.
That's stupid and you know it.
I haven't even read your post yet and quite frankly I don't want to if this is the game you want to play.
how is shyvana w/ exhaust flash her highest winrate summoners honestly
>>680440269
would you like to talk about something else?
Aurelion best dragon.
how many scalie champs are there
>>680440391
Not really.
You seem to be incapable of having an actual discussion without just shit talking the side of the discussion you disagree with.
not enough
>>680440639
ah, well, if that's what you think it was, good bye.
I want to live in a castle
>>680440735
> if that's what you think it was
Maybe you don't understand your own words before you write them.
Yes, that is what it was.
aurelion, ... galio?, nami, rammus, renekton, shyvana my girlfriend
this list kind of sucks
Cassiopia
It is rather lackluster.
Do Kha'Zix and Vel'Koz count?
What about skarner?
fizz is a fish
no, khazix and reksai are insects, and velkoz is an alien. cass yea i forgot her.
>>680440950
wherein did i shittalk you? i think the only abrasive thing i did was call the notion of complication = good stupid, and maybe calling dota a mudslide; but never once did i say you were a stupid or bad person for playing dota.
so, yes, if you wish to believe i was shittalking you, you may.
skarners a scoprion, fizz is a cutie fishboy can't forget him
kog maw is a fucking freak
these are NOT accurate depictions
kog a cute
do not make me post renekton/nasus incest
>>680441371
I think you skip over some parts of what I say and just read what you want to read and speak before thinking about it.
I didn't say you shit talked me. I said you shit talk the side you're against, which in this case is Dota = inferior crap game.
The worst thing I've said about the side I disagree with is that League simpler, and that's /the truth/. You're making claims and throwing around negative statements while also ignoring things I've clearly said to make a point. A point which, by the way, holds no bearing since I've never said whatever you're trying to prove me wrong on.
Jesus dude. Reading comprehension.
Do so.
heck yes kogmaw
>>680436970
sorry I forgot
>>680437026
you are still here
>>680442181
I was not planning on being still here
Blame Darwin
I am not at fault.
You showed up and made me want to stay a bit longer
>>680442272
You should anticipate these things.
Microchip him or something
>>680442421
It is more rewarding to sit and anxiously await his arrival.
>>680441974
well, of course i shit talked the side i'm against. i'm against it. am i supposed to say "i have contrary beliefs to this and experience to argue for them, but i will not oppose it"? that's just as ridiculous as asserting that complication is good.
dota is a crap game. i gave you my reasons why. incidentally, i also said league is a crap game that's only marginally better than dota for the specific reason that it is streamlined and not inundated with pointless mechanics. but to refresh you, league not having "Denying, using a courier, the side and secret shop, activatable items, gold loss on death" i have all addressed. denying is different, and still exists. using a courier SIMPLIFIES and makes the game EASIER, as does the side shop. league has activatable items, why do you think it doesn't? how does gold loss on death even make it a better game? it's basically a sidestep of a mechanic if anything. does it impact how you play at all? do you think deaths don't matter in league?
like, i've already talked about all of this dude, and you're ignoring it under the blanket statement of "shittalking." are you japing me? is this a ruse? you've won, you trolled me, you got me to respond, i accede.
oh here's that incest
beach party nasus when
>>680443172
And now porn.
Fantastic.
got a thread penta, cya later
Ties up Darwin and takes him for bed times
oh good my friends returned finally
>>680443331
>heart-shaped pupils
excellent
I was here surveying the pornography.
>>680443341
This is excellent, both image and message.
well, isnt this nice.
>>680442786
If you and I are talking about steak and why I like it and you hate it, you can argue that you don't like it's texture, its flavor, the fact it's meat or whatever. That is the basis of having a constructive discussion about our disagreement.
If you say It's shit and it looks like shit and it's fucking horrible, that's not constructive. It's just acting like a child who doesn't know how to properly argue their case and throws around their opinion as if it's fact. I can't even attempt to have an actual discussion with someone like that.
Then to go and nitpick each of the few examples I've given as though they were the only thing that is different between the two games...
I've gone from respecting you a decent amount to seeing that you have no clue how to handle yourself when it comes to arguments and really looking down at you, honestly. You handle yourself like a 12 year old when it comes to this sort of thing.
So, in your words, pic related.
nini neffy im sleeps now
>>680443490
<3
I am heading to bed now though, I have school early tomorrow
good bye kissu
>>680443711
nite
>>680443711
I also have responsibilities in the morning, but I will remain awake longer.
Sleep cozily.
>>680443490
would you an azir
>>680443898
That's irresponsible
>>680443915
Too haughty.
>>680443963
I am being responsible by displaying my recklessness so I can be replaced by someone who will presumably perform better.
>>680444084
i jus wanna get him naked and see his strong beak
>>680444084
You're irreplaceable
be my oasis
>>680444192
I would be terrified to have that near me. He could hurt someone. I saw The Birds.
>>680444227
Only until I ask for more money.
>>680444567
I'll give you a job application for McDonalds. That should help.
>>680444311
i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now
>>680444712
I would actually be okay with that as long as I only have to flip burgers and not talk to the fucking customers ever.
>>680444914
I think that people who work there all rotate their positions. Not sure, never worked at one. I'm sure you could get a dedicated burger flipper spot if you pretend you can't speak the language most popular in your region.
you can flip my burger, darwin
>6666666666
Post buns.
>>680445082
From my few visits to some of those fast food establishments, they seem not to give a fuck about the communication skills of their employees.
>>666666666
>>680445241
Go for it and be the best and become manager then. Sounds easy enough.
>>680445406
I want the least amount of responsibility. I am managing too many things now.
>>680445241
touche
>>680445467
>priorties
>>680445546
The central one should be to play video games and watch Avery feed.
>>680445754
Become a professional streamer
what the fuck is this
>>680445937
I am too inept at the game for that. I can only continue being responsible a few months of the year so I can then slack off the better part of it.
>>680446054
Cafe thread.
>>680446079
You don't need to be good to be famous.
>>680446054
>>680446173
I guess I can pretend to be a girl.
>>680446398
WHY IS IT ACCEPTABLE WHEN AVERY DOES IT?
>>680446337
all the streamers have face cams now
you'll have to put on a skirt and all
>>680446464
We're pretending along.
>>680446475
I am going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make you proud.
>>680446599
Do not enable this.
>>680446723
Good girl
>Do not enable this.
But it keeps Katia out of the thread
I reconsidered. Do enable him.
Crossdressing is lewd and should be outlawed
>>680446794
>But it keeps Katia out of the thread
Sometimes.
>>680446927
Less than before.
He spends all his time awkwardly flirting with freklz and sf
or playing swtor
>>680447006
>swtor
I'm sorry to hear that.
>legit flirting
pls no.
Thread doesn't have much life in it does it?
It never did.
Yuki will keep it alive.
Don't bet on that outcome
And what is a "cafe thread" exactly?
Idle chatter.
>>680448639
Why dont you all make a skype group or a kik group together and you can have constant idle chatter
>>680448813
We're literally in the same internet cafe.
Not all of us, but some of us.
>>680448813
well, aside from the ability to have images with each post, it has better exposure and so new people come by
also that argument "why not go somewhere else" can be applied to almost any thread on /b/.
Porn threads (so many porn threads), political threads, YLYL...
Damn, quite the League/Dota discussion up there. Glad I came back in time to read it all.
>lol in 2016
LUL
>>680449084
so like every single other day?
>>680449084
There wasn't really a discussion. Just one side trying to be dismissive about everything and the other not trying because it's pointless.
Hello homos
They are all asleep
>>680449385
Sup
>>680449284
I hadn't seen people discuss anything other than League in these threads.
>>680449295
Yeah, I gathered that after a few posts. Still, good to see that not everyone plays LoL.
>>680449458
New thread
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>>680449466
i usually try to talk dota but the only guy who answers is stairs and its usually just a pity reply
>>680432073
I thought the same
