I'm pretty sure I can't even if I wanted to.
But I don't want to anyway,
m-mpreg is not w-weird...
it's moreso that i thought nefel and kissu were more... normal.
well yea if i could not fall behind every game i'd be in challenger.
when i get to play jungle i usually feel pretty good about my objective control. i get a a non-negligible amount of free dragons just due to their jungler being mispositioned. it's just that if i'm in a losing matchup in a lane i'm totally lost.
think we just have different paradigms of what defines good and better. i've put 1200 hours into dota and was at a mediocre mmr so i will trust my own opinion.
Aren't they getting close to being able to put fake uteruses in people for that kind of thing?
Also, aren't you getting your tubes tied nef?
<3 <3 <3
there's a dude from indonesia who plays with us sometimes and he does alright
you are better at dragon control than I am
I might get a vasectomy some time in the future, but not decided on anything
>it's moreso that i thought nefel and kissu were more... normal.
idk about kiss, but I don't know why people would think of me as normal
If you're in a losing match up you need to make things happen elsewhere. If you're mid/top try and roam/tp to make plays elsewhere on the map. If you're bot lane things are a bit tougher and generally you just have to focus on getting the ADC some gold so that they stay relevant until they outscale their opponent (which usually happens when you're being bullied by a strong laner).
is it actually a fake uterus, like unusable for making babies with
i hunger for objectives and cs. i am addicted to them. kills mean nothing to me.
you have a wife and kids and work at a casino, maybe the worst thing you've done is kill a man in cold blood, but thinking male impreg is hot??
I am completely normal
maybe you'll get it before you have a third accident.
Dota is just much more difficult.
I personally hate the concept of a surrender button.
Yeah, it's at 20 minutes when at least the early game is already done with, but just having it promotes situations where people will say "gg surrender at 20" at 5 minutes into the game, where nothing is really established.
At least in Dota, you can go from being destroyed for 30ish minutes to winning post 40. It all depends on skill and team composition. When there is an easy way out people will just not care about what might happen and will just sit in base until they can surrender, or just surrender prematurely.
I'm sure the servers are different unless you guys play on weird servers for some reason.
Deaths mean everything to me, that's why I get so many each game
I've also mentioned a few times that I have sex or masturbate 3-5 times a day.
Eventually you need to spice things up a bit, and having a wide variety means I rarely run out of content.
it is impressive he can get gold in NA because he frequently has >200 ping
my focus is tower and cs advantage
we play on the NA server, and so does he from there, and it works out decently
dotas difficulty does not lie in anything worthwhile, but minor mechanics like turnspeed and castpoint, shit that is just infuriating and not fun.
5 minutes into league establishes a lot more than 5 minutes into dota. the game is immensely faster. i think a more accurate comparison would be 5 minutes of league to 10-15 of dota.
dota's comeback mechanics are also different, because farm and tower safety is usually assured with things like tp scrolls.
you have not really played any league and don't have any base for comparing the two, so i do not know why you are bothering.
how the fuck does anyone go at it more than twice?
BUT THE DRAGON!!!!! hey did you see the dragon changes
I dunno I could get gold in NA playing with no keyboard
Just lose bets for the rest of your life and you will have no issues.
oh i just forgot to respond. anyway, saying things like that is much easier than doing things like that. usually the objectives are pretty clear, but item disadvantage and loss of jungle control can make the intricacies hard to iron out, especially if you are in a position where someone else has to make plays for you.
I have been accused if being him in the past yes
I did not know where else to go with that line
I did not mean to be too harsh
There is always something you can do to keep power in your hands. You just need to be consciously aware of what you need to do and tell yourself to do it when you see the situation until it eventually becomes second nature.
>Not actually boxbox
yeah they look infuriating (being RNG) and potentially OP as shit
at face value I like the stacking mechanic more, but we will see how it plays out I suppose
I have a hard time going more than once per day
but I take a medication that alters my libido
All 1 trick riven mains are the same in the end
what's my problem? why don't i jerk off more??
stacking is a really nice comeback mechanic, one that i miss a lot. i also forgot about actual rng passives like voids or spacecows stun, or really horribly designed characters like skeleton king or viper.
think i need to laneswap with my carry more when i'm top. i never think to laneswap. i also need to rely on supports warding unless i'm playing lee sin jungle or something and can do it myself.
I feel rng is better managed in league than in dota
I have been drinking; you do not want this
could brandon boyd be too perfect?
yes this is true.
rng in dota is usually the difference between living and dying. rng in league is like ie crits or whatever.
o here's that mc image i was looking for
oh, yes. you are right. i did not think to validate you.
I think we're the weird ones and you're normal
I was not being serious. I rarely am.
>I should go more often.
Don't bother. Unless you're into dickgirls it moves super slowly
Check back once a week, or even two weeks.
That is understandable.
I did not think so, but I have low enough self confidence to doubt myself regardless
I would say no
I will play if we can get a 5stack filled with people who will not hate me for playing awfully
A fact that will never enter your folder
>you have not really played any league and don't have any base for comparing the two, so i do not know why you are bothering.
Because I understand it enough to know when someone is wrong about something.
If someone wants to argue they prefer Lol over Dota then whatever, that's what they like, but to say Dota is inferior to Lol for _____ reason is just wrong.
Average game time in League is approx 35 minutes. The average game of Dota is approx 45 minutes. these aren't drastic enough numbers to claim that 5 minutes of League is equivalent to 10-15 minutes of Dota.
It isn't just cast points and turn rate that make the games different. There are things like Denying, using a courier, the side and secret shop, activatable items, gold loss on death and many other things that add another level depth to the game. You might not like it, it may not be fun to you, but to say that these additions to the game make it worse than League is silly.
Towers are also not always safe. TP scrolls cost gold and have a cooldown period of a minute, and subsequent TPs to the same location increase the TP time for others.
There are a lot of small things that happen in dota that casual people or bad players don't understand and wind up frustrating them. If you're not shit at the game and can understand it you'll appreciate it. Then you play a game like League which is much more simple and doesn't feel nearly as fufilling.
You sure have a lot of gay stuff for some one that's new around here.
dickgirls are +++, but only if they are still receiving, otherwise simply +
i mean could you imagine taking this more than twice a day?
we can't. no one is online.
That was not a criticism
I just think /d/ doesn't need 50 threads about them
True but boxbox was kind of fun to play with.
Don't laneswap in low elo it will fuck everyone up because they don't know how to play it and then you just get a big ugly mess of a game.
Also going to call it a night.
futa on female is pretty good.
>i mean could you imagine taking this more than twice a day?
I don't do buttstuff more than once every few days
I have not played on his team, I was against him a few times, but never got to face his riven.
I do not do buttstuff at all because I am a normal alpha male not a pussy ass bitch
>not building warding smite on every single jungler
isn't 3k in dota like silver in league
no that was a thinly veiled "I am into dickgirls"
That escalated quickly
I adapt quickly
>I do not do buttstuff at all because I am a normal alpha male not a pussy ass bitch
I will accept this without even giggling or giving a smirk
Yeah I got that
It's high gold/close to plat apparently.
Don't you shrug me
I am doing the opposite of that
from the stats I looked at 4k and gold 5 were the top 20% of league/dota respectively
maybe I am remembering that wrong
now you see my problem.
i was 4k solo before i quit in 2014. i understand, at least at a minimal level, how to play the game.
*just because one cannot auto their own creeps in league does not mean that the concept of denying farm is nonexistent; i'd argue that it's easier at a shallow level and more complicated at a deeper level, because it relies moreso on character positioning and an understanding of lane mechanics to prevent your wave from being pushed under turret or to push your opponents wave under turret.
*the courier actually makes the game immensely easier because you don't give up objective control to buy items.
*regardless of what the mechanics of tp scrolls in dota are, the fact that they exist means that positioning and defending objectives is easier than it is in league.
*gold loss is probably a good mechanic, but league has fragile comeback options, and it wasn't balanced with that in mind.
honestly the only things i miss are invoker and stacking.
dota is an inferior game to league not because league is less complicated, but because league is more fun. we're playing games here, remember? games which are ultimately meant to be fun?
y-you can watch me solo queue if you want...
I can't speak for DotAs, but those League numbers look off.
Master is smaller than that and Bronze is larger.
Folder to butt is quite a large leap, atleast for me
I will do that if you like
c-crush my puss >///<
that is inaccurate to what I've heard
these are the league statistics I have http://na.op.gg/statistics/tier/
but I lost the dota statistics the alastor linked me
Isn't this when the thread is most g/fur of all?
I'll think about it
People still don't understand Cafe threads
>dota is an inferior game to league not because league is less complicated, but because league is more fun.
I remember when games were meant to be fun, and they still are fun. I can find fun in something you don't and vice versa. I'm not even arguing that. I'm trying to say that Dota, by having more mechanics, makes the game better.
I'm completely putting aside external things like heroes or whatever because that's not relevant.
>Yuki, adding more rules to a game doesn't make it more fun.
They aren't rules, they are actions and mechanics that can be performed to advance your play. You don't have to do them, but don't expect to perform well versus people who can do those things.
It's still roughly the same.
gonna watch u
I'm gonna have lunch
goodbye to anyone who leaves while I am gone
officially Out Of Alcohol
I am a failure
bring me back some
Doesn't seem to be the normal sequence of events anywhere
I mean the one you posted.
The numbers still come somewhat close.
I don't know conversions too well, but I'd still say that they aren't 1:1 comparisons.
isn't there a site somewhere that keeps track of the percentage of dota players in each mmr bracket
Everything is months old so I don't know what's accurate.
The one thing that seems to be the same is that less that 1% are 5k+
well I know op.gg is close to real-time statistics, so it's hard to compare with months-old data
yeah man I fuckin vomit every time I encounter someone who likes something I don't like too
No wining and dining?
2:17 AM - freklz: now I am too despondent to go to sleep
I am now somehow even more disappointed in Avery
I did not know that was possible.
were you impressed with how i tore velkoz a new asshole and then carried him
how can you say heroes are not relevant? that's ridiculous. heroes are what the game is.
saying a game is better because it is more complicated is stupid and impertinent, and even then, the complications in dota ARE trivial things like turnspeed and castpoint, things that actively slog down the game. beyond that, the patching in dota is fucking abhorrent. one or two major patches a year that enormously shift the meta is not fun to deal with, especially when it introduces horribly unfun stuff like radiance naga mid. did fucking anyone like that meta?
basically, you think league is watered down when it reality it is streamlined, and dota is a mudslide.
i will not be arguing this anymore.
>i will not be arguing this anymore.
>Brought the discussion back up to say I won't argue it.
That's stupid and you know it.
I haven't even read your post yet and quite frankly I don't want to if this is the game you want to play.
You seem to be incapable of having an actual discussion without just shit talking the side of the discussion you disagree with.
ah, well, if that's what you think it was, good bye.
> if that's what you think it was
Maybe you don't understand your own words before you write them.
Yes, that is what it was.
no, khazix and reksai are insects, and velkoz is an alien. cass yea i forgot her.
wherein did i shittalk you? i think the only abrasive thing i did was call the notion of complication = good stupid, and maybe calling dota a mudslide; but never once did i say you were a stupid or bad person for playing dota.
so, yes, if you wish to believe i was shittalking you, you may.
I think you skip over some parts of what I say and just read what you want to read and speak before thinking about it.
I didn't say you shit talked me. I said you shit talk the side you're against, which in this case is Dota = inferior crap game.
The worst thing I've said about the side I disagree with is that League simpler, and that's /the truth/. You're making claims and throwing around negative statements while also ignoring things I've clearly said to make a point. A point which, by the way, holds no bearing since I've never said whatever you're trying to prove me wrong on.
Jesus dude. Reading comprehension.
heck yes kogmaw
sorry I forgot
you are still here
You showed up and made me want to stay a bit longer
You should anticipate these things.
Microchip him or something
It is more rewarding to sit and anxiously await his arrival.
well, of course i shit talked the side i'm against. i'm against it. am i supposed to say "i have contrary beliefs to this and experience to argue for them, but i will not oppose it"? that's just as ridiculous as asserting that complication is good.
dota is a crap game. i gave you my reasons why. incidentally, i also said league is a crap game that's only marginally better than dota for the specific reason that it is streamlined and not inundated with pointless mechanics. but to refresh you, league not having "Denying, using a courier, the side and secret shop, activatable items, gold loss on death" i have all addressed. denying is different, and still exists. using a courier SIMPLIFIES and makes the game EASIER, as does the side shop. league has activatable items, why do you think it doesn't? how does gold loss on death even make it a better game? it's basically a sidestep of a mechanic if anything. does it impact how you play at all? do you think deaths don't matter in league?
like, i've already talked about all of this dude, and you're ignoring it under the blanket statement of "shittalking." are you japing me? is this a ruse? you've won, you trolled me, you got me to respond, i accede.
Ties up Darwin and takes him for bed times
I was here surveying the pornography.
This is excellent, both image and message.
If you and I are talking about steak and why I like it and you hate it, you can argue that you don't like it's texture, its flavor, the fact it's meat or whatever. That is the basis of having a constructive discussion about our disagreement.
If you say It's shit and it looks like shit and it's fucking horrible, that's not constructive. It's just acting like a child who doesn't know how to properly argue their case and throws around their opinion as if it's fact. I can't even attempt to have an actual discussion with someone like that.
Then to go and nitpick each of the few examples I've given as though they were the only thing that is different between the two games...
I've gone from respecting you a decent amount to seeing that you have no clue how to handle yourself when it comes to arguments and really looking down at you, honestly. You handle yourself like a 12 year old when it comes to this sort of thing.
So, in your words, pic related.
nini neffy im sleeps now
I am heading to bed now though, I have school early tomorrow
I also have responsibilities in the morning, but I will remain awake longer.
would you an azir
I am being responsible by displaying my recklessness so I can be replaced by someone who will presumably perform better.
i jus wanna get him naked and see his strong beak
I would be terrified to have that near me. He could hurt someone. I saw The Birds.
Only until I ask for more money.
I'll give you a job application for McDonalds. That should help.
I would actually be okay with that as long as I only have to flip burgers and not talk to the fucking customers ever.
I think that people who work there all rotate their positions. Not sure, never worked at one. I'm sure you could get a dedicated burger flipper spot if you pretend you can't speak the language most popular in your region.
From my few visits to some of those fast food establishments, they seem not to give a fuck about the communication skills of their employees.
Go for it and be the best and become manager then. Sounds easy enough.
I want the least amount of responsibility. I am managing too many things now.
The central one should be to play video games and watch Avery feed.
I am too inept at the game for that. I can only continue being responsible a few months of the year so I can then slack off the better part of it.
You don't need to be good to be famous.
WHY IS IT ACCEPTABLE WHEN AVERY DOES IT?
I am going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make you proud.
Do not enable this.
Crossdressing is lewd and should be outlawed
>But it keeps Katia out of the thread
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thread doesn't have much life in it does it?
We're literally in the same internet cafe.
Not all of us, but some of us.
well, aside from the ability to have images with each post, it has better exposure and so new people come by
also that argument "why not go somewhere else" can be applied to almost any thread on /b/.
Porn threads (so many porn threads), political threads, YLYL...
Damn, quite the League/Dota discussion up there. Glad I came back in time to read it all.
There wasn't really a discussion. Just one side trying to be dismissive about everything and the other not trying because it's pointless.