Abuse is pleb tier
I wish they were real so I could treat them as I was treated as a child.
I've always liked fluffies forced to live in jars/glasses
I check the site each day in the hopes there will be something good. When I first discovered it I devoured everything I could find for two weeks. I imagined myself stalking the streets at night, checking the dumpsters for feral or lost fluffies. I even went to Lowe's and bought a small hand axe. The kind I could hide beneath an army jacket. I could also use it for small chopping needs around the house. That is what I told myself. I have an appointment with my psychiatrist this week. I imagined myself telling her. I need to tell her. But she isn't a therapist. And what would happen to me if I did?
...and my sword!
Mutagen draws such cute fluffs, I just want to hug them
Its a femboy panda, learn your species you midget horse masturbating sinner.
why fluffies are terrible
I paid a girl from FetLife to be a litterpal for a night. I didn't really shit in her mouth but gave myself enemas and farted out the water. I had her recite the standard lines "nu smell pwetty" "nu wan" "wan die" and I did to like "you lick poopie place" and when I fucked her I made the enfie noises but didn't scream good feews.
$500 + the fursuits which I kept. Fairly worth it.
Soon, my friend. Uploading pic related to MEGA as we speak.
You fucking faggots are disgusting with your fake gore. Go back to tumblr, edgelords.
I have the originals of my own writing but this archive is only pictures. I don't get the chance to read everything by everyone so I'll leave the Booru story archive up to someone more knowledgeable.
Honey Boo Boo was a popular show around the time when fluffies were created. Them thinking spaghetti (sketti) is a super food is a reference to the show designed to make you hate the fat little fucks even more.
Holy fuck, guffawed/10. You stay classy, anon.
I've found myself actually enjoying fluffy lore/wiki shit.
Do you think that with Hasbio Programming, a Fluffy would be forced to finish off a full serving of Spaghetti, even if they weren't enjoying it?
Could it be possible to make a fluffy self torture with Spaghetti spiked with chillis? Or might the fluffy begin to not eat them? An internal conflict... Must eat Spaghetti, but it hurts.
That's the explanation I got from a Great Old One.
The other explanation in-universe is that Hasbio was looking for a way to make them even more dependent on humans so they chose a dish as their favorite food that only humans could prepare.
I think it would stop eating it for a while, but if the spaghetti was kept at that temperature by some boiler or stove underneath, and the plat was the only food the fluffy had access to, then after a day or even an afternoon, the fluffy's programmed attraction to special food and desire to not starve would overcome its ability to see it as a source of pain, and instead as a source of food
maybe then it would proceed to hollowly enjoy the spaghetti until its mouth was totally fucked from burns
From what I knoww of the lore, it's because "Spaghetti", being a family meal, is a favorite of young children in general. Try finding a western child around the age of 5 who _doesn't_ have a favorite simple italian dish. Spaghetti is simply the most common due to it's simplicity.
So consider the image of a young boy or girl having found they have something in common with their new pet? As for "Sketti", again, many children abbreviate words they have difficulty pronouncing. It's that, or stumble over the word endlessly until they give up or are interrupted. Try having a conversation with a toddler to see what I mean.
I've been thinking it'd make an interesting story angle. Something i might play around with if ever I actually write anything. We've seen various stories before where fluffies either resort to desperate scavenging, or else force themselves to do something awful to survive.
Examples include the "Applesauce Sketties" comic, where the fluffy knows that the food has a fucking bear trap around it, is clearly not starving, but has a desperate need to eat "Sketties" anyway.
I recall one abuse shelter story where all the food they had stored away was stolen, and someone anonymously donated two crates of chilllis, sans customs labels, so they couldn't be sold on. Fluffies ate up anyway, whether out of desperate need of food, or to make milk for foals, but everyone shat fire that night.
They're regularly shown eating garbage, resorting to cannibalism, even sacrificing their own for food (Sketti dispensers are a fucking genius idea). Furthermore, most Fluffies can't even tell betweeen proper spaghetti and instant ramen with tomato ketchup, supposedly. They're just hardwires for an endorphine release.
Consider reading up on how endorphines work. You know how you enjoy things? It's because your brain associates that thing with an endorphine release. Serotonin and Dopamine are all you really enjoy.
Nigga, do you really expect me to read all this shit?
In fact, programming a serotonin trigger in basically anything is very easy to do. if you've ever heard the phrase "Positive reinforcement", you're pretty much on the mark. Doing this genetically might be a bit more difficult, but it may be partial genetic disposition, partial oral history between mother and foal. Technically speaking, even genetic memory is possible.
It's theorized that Neanderthals would have had strong access to genetic memories, allowing them to locate shelters and hunting grounds that ancestors had used, making up significantly for their lack of forward thinking capability.
Not really, you're welcome to read whatever you do or don't want. It's a free world.
My apologies. I simply sdespise a "fukchueg walla tekst"
More abuse, en route
>"honey, your son is drawing those tortured little animal things and putting them up on the refrigerator again... I dont think the medicine is working like the doctor planned..."
>"And now he's beating off to them whilst grunting 'Enfie babbeh' "
She was on Toddlers & Tiaras Jan 4, 2012.
The first Fluffy pony was created by DeviantArt user Mixermike622 on January 3, 2012
Haven't seen the ep of T&T but it's plausible that's where they Old Ones got it from.
I broke it into two zip files. It's at 52% of the first file. I'll upload the links in the fluffy thread on /trash/ and in every fluffy thread I find on /b/ because this one is going to 404 before it's done.
kek. when fluffies are no longer wanted/needed (whether alive or dead), they go in the trash, not the ground.
I believe the HasBio implanted love of spaghetti is based on the "feed the baby doll and then it poops" toy model. Teaching a young girl to open a can of spaghetti on occasion and dump it out for their toy pet is a combination of baby-care fantasy and dog-care preparation.
Of course, just like science fair projects assigned by teachers, the parents end up doing all the work, and grow to resent the constant calls for sketti.
I completely forgot that canned spaghetti was a thing. Ironic, considering my present situation.
Anyway, I'm gonna give this train of thought some work, maybe publish a story around here.
That's why you discipline your pet.
Spaghetti night is ONCE per week; you eat kibble every other day until then.
Rewards are given in the form of verbal or physical affection. Make the fluff understand that food treats (including extra kibble) are only given as occasional gifts at the owner's discretion and not as a result of behavior.
Failure to abide the owner will result in swift punishment or reprimand. Usually in the form of a sorry stick to a sensitive part of the body.
This. The best way to get rid of those faggots is to just ignore them completely. Go check him posts out.
See how he got ever more desperate for attention as he made post after post with no response? The only way to kill a shitposter is to starve him to death.
I wonder if there's one with a fluff being tickled to death.
there has been at least one story where the daddy put hot sauce on the sketties to cause paint to the fluffy who ate it, but the fluffy had developed masochistic tendencies and always expected paint to precede pleasure.
other instanced involve "plugging" a pony for a day so it can't shit and starts getting backed-up, THEN bring out the sketti, which it begins to eat, but usually can't finish, and the owner will demand he finish it.
So, both are examples of making sketties a negative experience laced with a positive one, but most fluffies will go through hell to get sketties.
"Eat your Sketties"
You hear a small sigh come from around the corner, followed by a small, dark green fluffy.
His mane is dark, almost a brown. Suitably earthen tones, but nonetheless, unattractive in the world of fluffies.
"Fwuffy... Nu Wan..."
"Oh? But I thought you likes 'Sketties', with their 'tomato saucies' and 'meaty balls'. What ever could have changed your mind?"
He looks longingly at the bowl, a stray thread of drool hanging from his mouth, his eyes roving hungrily over the stuff.
You can't blame him, it's damn good spaghetti, which makes it all the harder. He blinks away tears, then takes a reluctant step forward.
"Fwuffy nu wan huwty sketties"
He looks toward you, but doesn't make eye contact. He takes another step. And another.
You turn, grab your fork, twirl a few noodles from your own plate, spear a meat ball, and shove the lot in your mouth,
making somewhat exaggerated sounds and facial expressions, like you have before.
Finally, he breaks. with a sobbing "huuu huu huuuu", he dashes forwards and starts eating the spaghetti in his bowl, crying louder as he does.
After a few bits, he chokes, coughs up the half chewed mess and best he can, and begins dragging his tongue across the floor. You chuckle.
"Every damn time."
You pick at your dinner a bit more, whilst watching him. He gradually eats it all, with a great deal of wailing and sobbing.
Glancing at the chopping board on the counter, you see the ends of the Jolokia chilli you chopped up. Looking back at your Fluffy,
he's laid on his side, pupils dilated. He's hallucinating. This happens often enough, the sheer overload of chemicals causes this.
He'll shit fire in the morning, probably for the next couple of days. This is the hottest chilli you've used yet, and you can't wait to try the next one. "Carolina Reaper"
You pick him up by the scruff, carry him through to his litterbox and tie him within the confines of it. You don't want to turn your practical jokes into more work, after all.
And even if he cleaned it, you'd still have to bleach wherever he shat.
"Goodnight, Lime. Don't forget, every sunday is "Sketties day"
You mark off a day on the extra large calendar on his safe room door. He knows what a filled row means. Fire. Lots of fire.
Maybe someday, he'll try to apologise for demanding sketties. But you know he can't.
My vote is for a mod in fallout 4, the cats are relatively the size of a fluffy plus the creation kit is coming out next week si itd be easy
No, I feel healthy, but thanks for caring.
What if the trolls are replying to themselves? false flag style attacks, to make us think our own are stirring up shit, so we get buttmad at them, thus still fueling the troll?
Just straight up ignore trolls, ignore people responding to trolls. Keep your posts on topic.
Nahh, the artist never really completed it. It's a shame, but you run out of steam sometimes.
Some fags tried to continue it, but it's painfullly obvious it's not the original artist, and it feels like any attempt at a cash in. Seriously, it feels like a michael bay fluffy moment.
Do we ignore people asking if we ignore posts involving people who talk about people talking to the trolls?
I know.. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Fluffy was shaping up to be interesting.
On a side note, I'm tempted to try something rather masochistic. Part of the problem with the fluffybooru is horrible tagging conventions, right? Do they use an actual forum or something? Cus I'd be interested in helping sort through and unifying the system.
Love it when artists do both hugboxes and abuse.
not familiar with that one
This is some vintage fluffy
Have something else while I find it
I don't think it was ever finished.
But something that IS finished:
YIPPY'S FLUFFY FOLDER PART 1 - https://mega.nz/#!zBxWlaRD!D7HlByqggbnTeeA5ezzVENYVP6HnmGxx_JeN_X0s3Xs
YIPPY'S FLUFFY FOLDER PART 2 - https://mega.nz/#!ORxjCQYD!t9-y1G9AlP5DDJeHGa76BxL-qLHHyDazSnZ83ptjcQM
There is, in fact, an ending. It's just not on the booru.
your right stubby legs really help give it the fluffy look
This. I never want to have children because I wouldn't want them to end up getting treated like fluffies.
Absolutely! I don't believe fluffies would be cruel enough to use a litterpal, but I would definitely use one myself!
I want to enter the fluffy drawing abuse circle.
What software should I use?
What typo should I use?
Feel free to give me any tips
I sure can't draw for shit but I MUST get my sadistic urges drawn.
kind of hard to keep them from looking like fat cats
10 000 hours in paint.
And so begins another abuser
do fluffy babies see alicorn mothers as monsters or just the adults
You definitely have great skills, but here's some pointers on making it more fluffylike: Quadruped anatomy, short legs, rounded eartips, rounder cheeks and more ponylike tail (long strands starting from the base rather than long tail with hairs all over it). Keep on drawing, I'd really like to follow your progress.
Fluffies can get used to alicorns, its just the original shock of seeing the incomprehensible amalgation of fluffy types that scares them.
This is getting dangerously furry.
I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Here's an edit to describe it better.
Also, a good idea can make up for a lot in other areas. A funny scene can make a good picture even despite a simple style.
all right will keep that in mind for next go
never did get why they where hated always thought it had to do white them being smarter then regular fluffy's
doesn't furry usually mean attractive is it the bedroom eyes
>doesn't furry usually mean attractive is it the bedroom eyes
I think what he meant is that it looks more like a two-legged cartoon animal than a quadruped horsepigrat.
for an escaped biological experiment there is a lack of mutants
Newest picture completed. Over TWELVE HOURS in Gimp!
I drew it with a mouse. Or more precisely, constructed it with a mouse. I'm so bad at drawing it's more like making a sketch and spending the next hours fixing its errors line by line until the end result looks like what it was meant to.
i must applaud you for your dedication and the excellent finished product it reads very clearly and good execution on the expressions especially considering the crude tools you used
One thing everyone misses with the headcannon is that these are technically still prototypes. PETA released them from the labs before they were completed. This is probably why they're pretty much retarded and have the bowel control of a 200 year old.
Nah, that's pretty universally known.
What people surprisingly seem to forget is that fluffies were designed to be the perfect pets. Not only is fluffies being selfish the exact opposite of their origin story, but things like sory-poopies being a designed self-defense feature would make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
The selfishness and sorry-poopies is what I figured the prototype thing explained away. Like they got the body fluffy and even got them to metabolize garbage; next was figuring out how to have them stop being a shit singularity. Then the temperament.
Actually, the friendliness part is exactly what they got right. The fluffy vocabulary, values, and basic information comes pre-programmed to all fluffies, which is the major reason for their stupidity. They have an encyclopedic knowledge of little facts, yet zero life experience and low cognitive abilities. Fluffies are born knowing that a pegasus is a fluffy that flies, and most will never in their lifetime manage to learn that it isn't so despite no pegasus ever flying.
But how many comics feature a fluffy that gets a comfy life, but always wants more? And it's not like they're asking for more Hasibo stuff, they keep wanting more empty luxury.