Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>680419645
Story?
Im fapping to this shit
>>680419645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc
>don't say I didn't warn you
>>680420714
I'm mortified.
onm
>>680420795
kek!
>>680420823
Ill fap to anything
that last rekt thread was pretty fun
>>680420623
what happened here?
>>680421367
nigger talking shit
>>680421134
the simpsons do it first
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a79_1176617264
>>680420623
I was expecting the barber to cut the dudes throat... to used to seeing third world scum in these videos.
>>680421391
History?
>>680420565
>>680420950
How you gonna be ridin' around with a dude that obviously has something against you to the point of shooting you in the head 9 times...
New content pls, i've seen almost every rekt footage poster here
>>680421598
Me too. I just saw 'barbershop' and thought "shit, someone is getting their throat slit".
>>680421566
What the hell...
Story? Location? Sauce?
>>680421479
shhhh... no tears now, only dreams
>>680421670
>family owns store
>son plays lots of video games
>police officer dad comes home and tells son to quit games or kill himself
>son goes full retard
>family goes full retard
>mother throws the gun away hoping father won't commit suicide too.
>>680421533
First time seein' that. Pic related.
>>680421670
>depressed son
>dad wouldn't believe
>dad: if you're man, then shoot yourself
>son becomes a hero
>>680420565
probably stole a loaf of bread
>>680421939
i dunno . . . i found it in google images when i was trying to find that old pic of the dude with all the knives stabbed into him . . . "stabbed with a hundred knives" lemme take a look . . .
>>680420565
A good act doesn't wash the bad one, nor a bad the good.
>>680421989
one of my fav freak show fights
>>680421834
"Uh, sir, somethings wrong with your dog."
>>680421789
>>filename
topkek
>>680421969
Story? Just lightning or legit dead?
>>680421657
just had to shoot the dead guy again...
>>680420446
he died
>>680421670
Dad put gun on counter, angry at son, told son to an hero. Son actually did it the absolute madman haha
>>680421566
fake and gay
>>680422309
Don't blame you. Google searching it does no justice, other places it was posted don't give much an explanation either.
>>680421694
Why is everyone fat in America??? Also, why are you on every top 10 statistics list of fucked up shit per country omfg. Nuke that third world country already
>>680423031
Yes pls, fucking beg kim jong un nukes and rape northamerica
>>680421834
Wow that's how is he not an empty bag at that point?
>>680420282
Lies, that's not a horse...
>>680422502
Well he ran out into a lightning storm with an aluminum pan on his head.
>>680423274
Not north america, just 'murica. Canada and Mexico are alright
>>680422902
yeah . . . i was disappointed too when i found it was from a horror fiction site
>>680423250
filename.gif
>>680420623
Gayest fight ever...
>>680422980
i remembered it cause there's a scene in one of the new Slayer music videos that's a total homage to it . . . definitely have it on my old laptop
>>680421257
kek at filename.
>>680423504
Just fucking rape all north americans, not mexicans nor canadians, just USA citizens, they like it rough anyway
>>680423504
Canada really is yeah
>>680423830
sp00ky
>>680421969
Kek deserved
>>680423830
It's fake
>>680423756
kek . . . reminds me of this choke game we used to play in high school, "kaliha jamai" or something
>>680422765
That guy is a fucking legend
>>680424064
nice .jpg
>>680423756
>physics engine by Bethesda
>>680421834
That dog is serious about marking his territory
>>680422765
"Bro, it's just a prank man! It's a social experiment!"
>>680421391
Whoa that was just sickening
>>680421694
is there moar of this? i'd like to see more of the aftermath...what is sauce?? or more info/name of incident?
>>680421989
This shit got me throwing air punches!
>>680423863
Good thing that blue tarp was there
>>680424201
Wow this is the first time I've actually stopped being an autist for a second and felt compassion. That's a brutal fucking death.
>>680422194
So, I'm pretty sure China just kills dissidence with "accidental" vehicle homicide.
Either that or every Asian country can drive better than China.
>>680424485
that's not a goat it looks like a calf
>>680422194
Stupid fucking gooks can't drive for shit.... -_-
>>680420282
Fuck me that damn deer got vapourised
>>680420282
That's a cow, dumbass.
>>680424201
THERE's one of those classics! Unless I'm just remembering some older video with Africans pummeling a guy with cinderblocks---ooop! there's the waterbottle gasoline!
>>680424064
>111x125
>>680423482
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
>>680424252
fucking kek! nice post, anon
>>680424611
That's what a starving person gets as punishment for stealing rice in Africa. Fucking niggers
>>680422824
Niggers being niggers.
>>680422765
Funny fucking and harmless really
>>680424485
that's a rugged goat! getting hit by a speeding vehicle is hard to walk away from.
>>680423504
>mexico
>alright
Yeah, you clearly have no clue what the fuck you're talking about
>>680421789
What fucking retard would record that shit vertical?
>>680424201
if only real cockroaches took themselves out like this
>>680424064
>fucking_dingdong.jpg
None of you know what a god damned animal is.
>>680425324
It seems you are a retard, canada, usa and mexico are part of north america, all above mexico is south america, typical "american" ignorance
>>680421391
I love this one
>>680423031
>sees five people
>why is everyone fat in america?
why is everyone braindead in yurop?
>>680424832
waddaya meme?
>>680424201
Fucking niggers
>>680422507
Old dude to bull: "Come at me bro!"
Bull: "LEEEROY JEENKINS"
Old dude: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT"
>>680424940
did he have a seizure or was he momentarily retarded?
>>680425777
>all above mexico is south
Full retard activated
>>680425777
Nice trips dumbfuck
>>680425409
Stfu troll portrait was correct for that shot
>>680425754
That lady was probably being a cunt and this guy did what a lot of people wish they could do. Now I'm sure he regrets it though.
>>680421391
shit that killed my soul
>>680419645
bump
>>680424621
realistically though. How else were you expected to get down?
>>680425998
He had narcolepsy
>>680425324
Well, I do travel a lot while you are living on your mom's basement, so yeah, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about
>>680425998
Maybe narcoleptic
>>680420623
fucking lmao that hair brush as he's getting ready to fight, he must have gone super saiyan. Dude actually knew how to throw a decent roundhouse though
>>680421533
Moar!!!!!!!!!!@@#@!°
I need another angle of him dropping
>>680421834
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>680425754
snot-rocket kek
>>680426360
what good is a bomb helmet if it just flies off right as the bomb explodes?
>>680420795
The fuck. Jeez
>>680421834
how much does he piss, god dammit
>>680424948
did he died?
>>680421989
wow look its dudley vs ken
>>680427153
how does this even happen
>>680421939
Some gay haunted house at a fair.
>>680424760
>cow_eats_bird
That file name. Who was dumb enough to name it that? Didn't they know that is a deer? What a retard...KEK
>>680426815
Either you're a dumbfuck that doesn't know what animals are or a crafty troll
>>680424940
And this is why you do not use automatic. A manual transm would lose power and eventually the car would go into a full stop.
>>680424611
>feeling bad about niggers
>>680427079
good question . . . i dunno . . .
>>680426933
>filename
nigger what the fuck do you think a frog is?
>>680427279
split rims can explode.
>>680427022
fucking KEK
>>680422765
One of my favourite webms of all the time
just the variety of ways in which he fucks with people, purely for the fun of fucking with them
>>680421391
this is probably my fave rekt video of all time
>>680427243
zozzled at the filename
>>680426251
He would use the stairs like a regular person at that point.
>>680427304
i hope she gets fucked a lot
>>680423482
I can hear the sound. I've watched this clip so many times, it never fails. Aw, gad-dammut!
>>680427082
you lack digniteh
>>680424201
Surprisingly hard to kill these things
>>680427026
I can't stop watching this one. LOL
>>680427306
>>680422309
>>680427547
Fucking file name
>>680427578
I want moar of her. ;_;
>>680419645
Excuse me you lads, I do not approve of such postings as these. These, to me, seem very lewd and disgusting. I should report you right away to moot for being super fucking inappropriate like a forward touch rejected by the hand so desired.
>>680420282
Allahu ahkbar!!!!!#
>>680427787
nature rekts are brutal af
>>680424711
That's a gazelle you retard
>>680423281
Looks like he was getting punished for something
just stood there and took it..
>>680427891
some things like this one always make me think someone basically died from being not smart enough to live. i can't believe that's a real thing
>>680427963
Poor woman, i hate this world.
>>680422382
it's a pug, everything is wrong about them...
>>680424586
Burnt the paint and tires off of it, it'll be back up the next day.
>>680421533
what did he have?
>>680427708
yus! fucking classic!
>>680425447
stupid pollocks
>>680427441
i wish i could run that fast in 4 feet of snow
>>680427963
aahh, the women rekts make me cringe extra
>>680422194
Secret population control vehicle by China govement.
>>680423031
fun fact: this wasnt even in america retard, it was at a pub in the UK
>>680421834
>bi"pee"dal
>>680428254
fucking brutal
>>680427918
badass as fuck
>>680428392
whats going on here
>>680428439
>slug
>>680424562
everyone in this survived
>>680427574
Typical niggers.
>>680428098
survival of the fittest. or this case, smartest.
>>680428392
next time don't pull over E.T. dummy
>>680428439
this is why i won't go outdoors
>>680422824
no titties falling out/10
>>680428672
Aw, Wings Over, I love that place.
>>680422765
This is why the US has concealed carry laws
>>680427279
big tyres, like the one in the webm, can be under a huge amount of pressure man, when you think about how they have to support huge trucks with tonnes of shit in the back
something in the tyre was weak or faulty, dropping it on its side was the final straw, the fault or weak part got to the point where it just can't hold the pressure anymore
>>680428186
>not liking pugs
This isn't a cringe thread
>>680428134
is he ok?
>>680421533http://shanghaiist.com/2015/07/10/unsuspecting-teen-throat-slit-behind-dongguan-internet-cafe.php
>>680427316
Should be the punishment for being fat.
and kek at filename
>>680424562
everyone in this survived
>>680427350
Do I have to explain to you why it wouldn't make a difference again?
>>680426684
What I don't understand is why they don't try to at least put a few sandbags around the explosive or something.
>>680428407
did you see that skinhead just shrug it off while everybody at the bar was dead?
>>680428897
no he's a streetshitter
>>680420446
held in his sneeze
>>680423504
Mexico is everything bad about 'Merica turned up to 11, dumbass.
>>680425447
Even 3rd time, he dropped like a foot and just choked
fucking idiots.
>>680426189
Yeah a 10 year prison sentence probably isn't enjoyable.
>>680423863
Nice scorpion
>>680428392
Thermite charge
>>680429133
lmao
>>680427708
Story?
>>680426304
>>680428672
nothin else has the punch!
>>680429000
Please do.
>>680426220
>seoul
>>680423031
>everyones fat
>i dont like that country
>solution? nuke it
Eat shit, cretin.
>>680426304
fucking wow. how can any one person in this world and in this day and age be so god damned retarded,
>>680419645
Ooooh, a penny.
>>680422230
An hero
>>680429127
Are those sandbags blocking the road? They knew something was going to fuck up there, where is the "REKT"?
>>680429499
Stupid fuck didn't know about reflections.
>>680429166
"FREE" health care? 22m illegal immigrants?
>>680429680
do inanimate rekts count?
>>680429127
if trees could speak what would they be saying?
>>680424940
i want to buy a mustang now
>>680429022
TO VALHALLA I GO
>>680429319
Where did that happen?
>>680428524
his gun jammed? or was it never loaded to begin with
>>680429892
mexico, like 1 month ago
>>680429476
I'm assuming youre the same person from the last thread that said the same thing, but maybe not.
When he fell asleep or whatever, he was pressing the gas and didnt release it. The car would not have stalled.
Even if he did release the throttle, the car wouldn't have stalled before he smashed through that fence, narrowly missing the telephone pole.
>>680429763
we need to go over there and show those brown faggots whose boss
>>680428380
kek
>>680428937
another portal to narnia
>>680420446
He saw an attractive lady
>>680422765
Who is this crazy fucker sauce history lolz
>>680420623
>baltipoop
>>680429127
damn nature you scary
>>680428222
if he wasnt retarded before that stupid shit, he is now.
>>680429522
To be fair, murica does deserve nukin
>>680429416
I heard it was a bunch of women. Guy raped a young chick, they hunted him down and turned him into this.
>>680429982
whats the story
>inb4 he did died
>inb4 nerve gas
>inb4 retards shitposting
>>680429741
heh go Bruins!
>>680426304
I don't fucking get how you can be that retarded
Fucking how? Jesus...
>>680426933
thats not a cat you fucking idiot its a turtle
>>680425258
>cops get called racist pieces of shit for using deadly force
>niggers will attempt this without fail every single time if theyre not showing signs of cooperation
its justified just kill them all
>>680430099
Thats a racoon you fucking imbecile
>>680429079
if i recall no one died, also the dude at the end was ejected from the car
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>>680427574
SPISPOPD.webm
>>680420950
savage.
>>680428670
you fucking villain. that nigga aint fallin
>>680428670
That was fucking predictable.
>>680427243
What a flaggot
>>680429319
That'll teach him
>>680429982
ulcer ate through artery. he survived.
>>680422712
lol.
>>680430178
he had some interal problems, he didn't die tho
>>680429022
> aw shit
> well..
> fuck it man im out
>>680430292
it's some new stupid fucking me me
4chan full of faggots
>>680423274
Canada here.
If you nuke us you will melt the polar ice caps and flood everything
>>680428783
kekest filename
>>680430178
If i remember right, he has some kind of stomach ulcers, it hit a pretty bad point just then, lot of the ulcers bleeding into his stomach, causes vomiting
he survived it, apparantly the whole psychological fucked up thing about seeing yourself vomit shitloads of nothing but black was worse than the actual physical pain
>>680427316
tiny shit man, use this one
>>680420950
>>680421726
he's wearing a helmet tho. he should be safe. kek.
>>680420565
mfw some dude stabbed him in the ass
>>680429982
>>680429088
>>680428937
>>680428818
lol
what the fuck is wrong with China?
>>680429499
i fucking love this shit
>>680425777
You don't really think you just countered whathe said...do you?
>>680423482
Jump over the homeless !!!
>>680427279
its a split rim wheel. they do that
>>680429982
Cool
>>680422765
Who is this guy?
>>680428439
Fuck nature
>>680421391
KEK the dad smacks him cause he just thought he shot a live round in the building!
>>680430261
yeah . . . kill all the cops
https://youtu.be/sM0vqurIJ08
>>680420950
Ride or die, nigga.
>>680427475
whoops
>>680421391
what is the woman doing there
what is she beating the floor for
>>680430099
I was so glad to see that he was only gently kerfuffled. What a cute little guy.
>>680428254
i've seen this so many times but doesnt anyone here have rest of this?? it would be interesting to see what mr zebra does after this
>>680429914
he probably just didn't want to kill anyone
>>680430099
>panda hit by truck
I love you fam
>>680427574
thats what you get for going black moron
>>680430611
The dude with the guns helmet cancels out his dumbass
>>680425052
Is that pussyriot?
>>680430463
Man, I remember when this vid first hit the interwebs. You'd think the PETArd types would be pissed, but lots of hunters and such did as well.
Basically: stupid asshole provoked a moose, it attacks him but then moves away, pussy shoots it in the back but doesn't kill it, then leaves to let it bleed to death.
>>680425280
Oddly satisfying to watch
>>680430304
i had to watch it a few times at first to even wrap my head around what happened
>>680426735
>Watch as the front of the truck goes onto track, gets hit by train.
Damn, that is pretty ba
>Second train crashes into first train, coming from the opposite direction
Holy FUCK WHAT
>>680430699
I would be so devastated seeing that if I owned that dog.
