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steve you an be small vicariously through me
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whats up bruh
y u callin
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i like small guys
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Is Livewire infallible? Cuz I'm getting some weird ass shit.
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can i shave my fucking legs vicariously through you too

>>680416057

that's my problem. i'm not a dom.
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>dom is not a dom
???????????????????????
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>>680416087
>What is love?
A quesadilla stuffed with some smoked pork and brisket.
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>>680416251
Never mind I'm retarded.
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less often than you could

>>680416387
DOMINIC DRAGON
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>>680416284
Oh

Well, some people like railing big guys.
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>>680416073
haha, oh wow
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I am 5'6", husband is 5'3"
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jeez me and mine are a foot taller than you and yours

>>680416387

>>680416436

i havent shaved in like a week, feels bad.

>>680416437

i'll ask him about it, if he likes railing big guys i'll feel better.
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>>680416734
Yeah I was a little shocked too when I was talking to someone and they talked about how a lot of people got sick of trying to deal with them and they either left or were kicked and started their own chats. Either way I'm liking the communities a lot more so Keith and Dek clean of scum like me.
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time to see if this is enough whiskey to hurt me

>>680417215
I haven't shaved in like a month
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>>680417215
Ask who?
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you have a busband?
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i'll have a white russian with you, and put in three parts of vodka instead of two.

>>680417354

well now you're just a regular boy.

>>680417384

the one that rails me.
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>>680417354
I could use a drink myself.
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>>680416402
Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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>>680417269
Who has actually been kicked? I can only remember that underage guy

>>680417354
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
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>>680417466
Does he cuddle afterwards or does he not do that.
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is hoffman trees anon still here

>>680417466
it is so hard to keep it up...

>>680417487
drink with me anon

>>680417528
welp time to listen to that album again
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>>680416402
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>>680417703
Can we share a bottle?

Also, what you got on Huffman? I'm into file compression atm.
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>>680415563
I can't skate either, but I can play basketball and football pretty well.
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I like topping tall guys. I also like holding down bottom-only twink fucks and making them top for the first time. I'm kinda weird.

>>680417215
Your foot is probably bigger, too.

>>680417354
How much is it?
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>>680417994
Where do you live
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>>680417994
since when did you have a husband, duke?
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>>680417703

cash or reznor

it only takes like 30 minutes every few days with a beard trimmer. i don't even shave my legs with a razor anymore, only the package.

>>680417593

we cuddle all the time.

>>680417994

size 13.
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>>680417528
They kicked a few others at the same time as me, I know they also kicked Cald, which seems grossly irresponsible kicking someone with a serious alcoholism problem and making him feel more alone. Not sure if the owners of this one chat I'm in were kicked for getting mad at Keith/Dek or left on their own but they were stranded in the new person chat for a month or so.
>>680417495
>Don't hurt me
But what if I'm into that? Also hey Snarf how's it going?
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\//\
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>>680417975
yes we can

what information do you have to start? are you given a set of weights or what

>>680418309
reznor

I still need to get a razor for that

>>680417994
half a fifth

but I'm pretty light
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>>680418366
Jeez
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>>680417994
I gotta say, that is the first time I have heard that one. Hey if it works for you, and they eventually enjoy it, good on ya!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE64h1mRpQ0
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>>680418683

i've listened to basically no nine in nails, and i should, but i feel like thats a group you have to start liking in high school to not feel weird listening to later.
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>>680418683
I'd love to drink with you.

Most likely I'll be given the total amount of letters and how many times they show up. I have to work with probability from here onwards.
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Freklz send rum.
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a 2.5th
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>>680418727
At least they're learning and not leaving people in their for as long. Hopefully they take my advice about warning people before kicking them to heart.

Also anyone up for an Aram? I'm one key fragment short of a key and want to open some of my boxes.
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>>680418366
Me no into pain.

Sitting her with the BF sprawled across my lap.
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>>680419055
there*...
My brain checked out and hasn't come back.
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>>680418301
Something like 9 months now. We're pretty open, so it doesn't mean much.

>>680418283
lol.

>>680418309
I was unsurprisingly correct. You know what they say about big feet: since shoes are an inelastic good, you get a lot more shoe per dollar spent.

>>680418683
You should be physiologically fine. Might get hungover if you haven't drank much in the last 2-3 weeks.

>>680418738
Or if they don't enjoy, I don't have to see them again anyways.
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>>680419253
>BF sprawled across lap
Lucky. Over that bug you had a week or two ago?
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>>680419506

yea i usually face away from other people in the locker room at the pool so they don't make fun of my tiny bottom sub bitch dick and balls
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Is it true that you focus better when you're tired?
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>>680419506
"open", you mean like an open relationship?
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>>680419639
THAT'S A VAGINA
REEEE
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>>680419892

still a boy tho
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>>680417979
I'm pretty bad at those. I really wasn't surprised I was terrible on the grenade range
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>>680418983
>>680418913

>>680418984
okay so take the frequencies and arrange them in decreasing order in a list or queue or whatever

then take the two lowest nodes in the list, remove them from the list, and make them the children of a new node whose value is the sum of the two

put the new node in the list where it belongs (that is, keeping the list ordered)

repeat until less than two nodes in list

translating into probabilities is just a matter of dividing by total number of whatever

does that make sense?

>>680419506
I have drunk much in the past 2-3 weeks as it turns out
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>>680419639
Yeah, cleared up after a few days. Now is cuddles time.
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>>680419935
AAAAAAAAAA
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>>680419973

hm god oh god i just feel so weird unnh
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>>680419506
That is also true.
>>680419949
well you just throw grenades, it's not like you have to throw them through a hoop.
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>>680420032
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this music is so angry freklz, i just want to listen to com truise and drink a nice summery beer
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>>680420142
gross
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>>680420065
as long as you can get past the fact that trent reznor is the King of Angst nine inch nails is pretty fucking good

>>680420220
maybe you should save it for when you're in a bad mood then
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>>680419892
Huh... Never even noticed that.
>>680419935
True.
>>680420017
Jealous.
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>>680419973
I mean, the procedure is clear enough, it's just turning it into code that's killing me.
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>>680420319
Go snuggle your girlfriend.
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>>680419654
Alternatively, you're just presenting your ass.
I've only had locker room sex once. I have a dick length I like, but this guy was friggin' huge. We both forgot towels, so he went to grab some for us still pretty hard. At least one person saw, who he had asked where to grab towels. Thought it was pretty funny.

>>680419759
Yeah. Don't put too much thought into it, other than taxes.

>>680419973
Welcome to the club.
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>tfw no bf
everyone on grindr sucks
craiglist is probably full of HIV
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>>680420649
Found mine in these threads.
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>>680420262

they're still boys, just reappropriated for their true purpose

>>680420308

i'll remember this.

can you even be angsty at 40+ and still be cool?

>>680420648

it can be a chore to keep from giving each other chubs in the locker room. we change quickly and look away from each other.
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>>680420733
frosh?
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>>680420467
Big skeleton fell out of the closet last week and we're giving each other some space this week. Don't really want to go into much of the details.
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>>680420873

is it that you're gay
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>>680420857
Hunnibuns.

>>680420873
That sucks. Time to get a boytoy.
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>>680420325
while queue.length > 1 {
node* a = queue.dequeue
node* b = queue.dequeue
node* n = newnode(a.value + b.value)
n->right = a
n->left = b
queue.enqueue(n)
}

where queue is a priority queue, so enqueue automatically sorts it

>>680420825
some people can pull it off

it's fabulously hard though
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>>680421290
Surprised you can work around recursion. Anyway, I don't want to think about work.
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>>680421290

seems like you'd have to write a book and do a lot of drugs and drink a lot, like burroughs or thompson.
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>>680420825
Try distracting yourself by making out with him while you change.
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>>680421517

we have done this, and it's unhelpful, but only a problem for him because i have a TINY DICK AND ENORMOUS SHOES.
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>>680421042
No nothing to do with wanting to put it in a dog's ass.
>>680421186
Not feeling it... The skeleton was a big one.
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my dick is sOOOOOOOooo small DUKE.
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>>680421861

well why do you wanna do that
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>>680421861
Poor Iaw.
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Like, I'm going to need at least a length if you're giving this much emphasis
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>>680421471
recursion is fabulously impractical for this sort of problem I feel

translating algorithms to code becomes second nature after a while, though.

you will likely take a class or two that covers that sort of thing, or at least makes you use it enough to make it easy

I understand not wanting to think about it this late at night though

>>680421483
basically

you need a ton of respectability more or less to pull it off
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>>680421888
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>>680420825

>tfw you will never be reappropriated for your true purpose.

Feelsbadman.
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>>680422052

i don't have that dick chart saved, but it's not accurate anyway

>>680422053

what's respectable about it? naked lunch was horrendously graphic for the sake of being horrendously graphic. it's like the same thing post-modernists do by making shitty drawings and saying it's just a criticism of art in general.

then again i only read 20 pages of it because i did not find it very interesting.

>>680422081

i dont have a pouty tongue stickin out image or i'd post it at you.

>>680422577

same honestly
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>>680422639
I appreciate the restraint.
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>>680422053
I'm thinking more about what I should fap to.
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>>680422767

it's not restraint, it's LACK.
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>>680421935
>Not wanting to bury your dick balls deep in this
Why wouldn't you want to do that?
>>680421955
Don't have much time for cuddling anyways, too busy with finals, getting everything arranged for moving into my new place in a few weeks, and starting new job at the same time.
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>>680422639
it's books though so it's already leagues ahead of everything else in terms of respectability

>>680422778
anime girl feet
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>>680422884
Yet if you really wanted to post it at me you would quickly look for one.
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Good evening, kiddies
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kiddie urself
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>>680422981
I can only do feet on certain days.
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>>680422979

that's not a dog

also i'm not a top

>>680422981

it's easy to write and release a book. it's hard to do anything of worth and renown.

>>680423018

fine, take it.
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There's nothing wrong with kiddies.
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>>680422639

W/e yours is, I can bet you I'm smaller.
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>>680423054
Post your dick.
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I have to run to the bar.

I will talk about penises again.
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>>680423221

in that case, you are smaller.
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>>680423185
Your lack of restraint changes the initially given value of my appreciation.
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>>680423303

don't fall ass first on too many dicks while you're there

>>680423340

good thing you're enamored with me either way
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>>680423185
More of a dog than a human and good, you can be the dog then.
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>>680423216
I feel like I should be reporting this post to the FBI
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>>680423256
I seem to recall having had this conversation before.
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it's frequently inaccurate

>>680423158
girls with small breasts, then

>>680423185
yeah, well, whatever, man
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>>680423475
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>>680423475
There's nothing about that post that would merit such an action. Kids are people too.
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ME AND MY FUCKING GUN

SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
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>>680423588
>09/20/13
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>>680423552
Ehhh... I was thinking something that's got more to do with the thread.
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>>680422979
I'd give you cuddles.

>>680423499
Don't care, post it.
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>>680423442
Absolutely irrelevant.

>>680423702
I come from the past.
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>>680423499
I have no idea why I'd assume you'd know this, but isn't FLCL getting new seasons made?
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>>680423446

in no way is that more of a dog than a human. the similarity to canidae is barely skin deep, and human intelligence counts for so much more.

i'd take being a dog.

>>680423552

most of the books i stocked at my first job were template-followed literotica for middle aged women.

.. and bibles.

>>680423747

would you like more tongue?
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>>680423720
The prohibition on dick posting hasn't been lifted for me yet. I'll let you know as soon as it has.

>>680423793
That's the first I've ever heard about something like that. I haven't been in the loop of what Gainax is doing since the shitshow that was 3.03
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>>680423866
ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ⋅
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>>680423747
>I come from the past.
So history gets you wet, huh?
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>>680420093
I couldn't even sink a grenade on a marked spot in the ground. Cocked too much to the right everytime.
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>>680423719
what, you mean avatars?

>>680423866
was that in alabama?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6sfJ1qFQg

>>680423747
who doesn't honestly
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>>680416021
who is this girl?
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>>680424032
Yes.
I was there at 7/11 when the buildings came down.
They came down hard.
I never forgot.
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>>680424146
zuihou
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>>680423990

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-03-24/toonami-to-co-produce-2-new-flcl-seasons/.100222

No idea if this is a reputable source. Hype if so.
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>>680424066
Fuck no. Avatars are for fags.
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>>680424017

how much tongue we talkin?

>>680424066

no, arizona. here's my favorite nin track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbmj8e5HRkY
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>>680424226
thanks dad
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>>680423720
That reminded me I need to make time this weekend for GoT.
>>680423866
I wasn't clear I meant that a furry is more like a dog than a human is like a dog. Also being a dog doesn't sound like that bad of a gig, be happy when people are around, do a couple tricks and maybe hump some pillows.
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>>680424299
this
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>>680423990
I posted mine, fair's fair.
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>>680424308
A LOT
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>>680424362
'Kay.
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>>680424253
>No idea if this is a reputable source. Hype if so.
It is 100% true and confirmed.

Two seasons, 6 eps each, set years after the original

Haruko has reappeared as a teacher, focus is not on Naota.

People started wanking after they got the band from the original to come back
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>>680424362

that is truly, definitely, more like a dog than a human is like a dog. but, in this case, i am more like that furry than a dog is, because i take it up the ass.

>>680424467

like a hundred.... thousand.... milliard????
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>>680424253
Hmm, quickly skimming over that article it makes no mention of Gainax being a part of the project. I'm not sure if I should be happy about that or not... I'll keep an eye out for more info.

>>680424408
Yeah, I know, I get where you're coming from. But I've been disallowed from posting my dick.
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>>680424308
I didn't get into ghosts, but mainly because I wasn't into instrumental stuff when I was younger

I really should give it another listen

>>680424299
well, if you want gfur, fags is what you're looking for, isn't it?
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>>680424569
Oh, if The Pillows is going to be working on it then that alone will be reason for me to watch it. The music from the original was great.
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>>680424606
>Not being your own man
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>>680424569
>the band from the original
currently wanking
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>>680424589
But to most of society furries are just dog fuckers who spend too much time on the internet.
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>>680424772
Getting there, but there's just so much of it.
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wank
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>>680424870
You're always wanking though

>>680424855
Yeah, that is basically what everyone said.

I'm not a big fan of the idea of more seasons, since the original felt pretty complete to me.
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>>680424772

i came across that song in a Portal mod. very moody.

>>680424962

i think most of society does not think of furries. but also, anthropomorpization has existed for millenia, and (this might surprise you) so has sex. maybe they are the weird ones.
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>>680424975
baby steps, anon

>>680425077
n-not true
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>>680424862
Yeah, that's one way of looking at it.
Another way is putting some people's opinions before others, maybe? Anyway, I put his before yours.

>>680425077
Yeah, it was pretty well done, not a whole lot of loose ends, open and shut anime. I'm pretty sure that the same feeling is guaranteed to not be there, but knowing that The Pillows is working for it, I'm in it for the music only.
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>>680425111
I'm sure you take a break when you go to class
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>>680425111
I've done many steps and now I'm all out of material. I've seen it all.
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>>680425378

no you haven't.
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>>680425105
>moody
welcome to NIN

>>680425353
a-and when I play league

>>680425378
maybe you should try after the anime girls after all, then

alternatively I'm sure there's all sorts of fetishes you haven't tried yet
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>>680425557

it works in small doses. i'm not moody enough to get into it anymore.
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Anyone like monster hunter.
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>>680425557
I was giving you an excuse for your feeding, now you can't say you're playing one handed.

Now they all know you're just awful
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>>680425688
I'll probably pick up a copy of 4U tomorrow.
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gotta say that game earlier today was some funny shit.
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>>680425557
Try me. They don't come lewder than me.
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>>680425821

they come lewder than you.
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>>680425347
I can no longer love you.
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>>680425657
that is understandable

the downward spiral was one of my favorite albums in high school, so I think I will continue to enjoy it for a long time

>>680425720
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>680425803
today I learned that getting counterpicked tilts the fuck out of me

>>680425821
I am absolutely sure they do
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>>680425105
>maybe they are the weird ones
A man can dream.
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>>680426004
>>680425910
Honestly, I doubt that very much.
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>>680425916
I must live with this knowledge every day of my life now.
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>>680425789
Really now?

You can play with league and me
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>>680426004

i should listen to incubus again, though the only album of theirs i really like nowadays is monuments and memories.

you realize you pick yourself into counterpick situations, right?

>>680426020

well, they are. who the fuck wants to be a stuffed up christian wearing a chastity belt and fucking in the missionary position once a year to bear offspring? they're fucking freaks dude.

>>680426247

you and duke can have a cool chat later i guess.
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you and zac do the same thing, you pick "fun" and "cool" and "offmeta" champs, then lose to broken fucks like ekko and graves and get mad.
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>>680426247
So what is better

vore
mind-control
transformation
amputees?
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>>680426247
list your fetishes

I can think of one person who is likely to top you

>>680426388
hiiiii

>>680426403
a crow left of the murder is still my favorite

I do realize that

I spent a good half hour after that last game kicking myself for picking diana and elise before they picked their jungler
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I never get mad
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>>680426388
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>>680426403
Sounds like my ex girlfriend, hence the ex.
>>680426513
Offer to boost bronzies to gold and fun stuff like AP vayne works perfectly fine.
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>>680426644
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You're all gay and are going to burn in hell
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evelynn rather than elise
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>>680426624
>I can think of one person who is likely to top you
It had better not be katia.
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>>680426606

noncon mc > all of those

tf and amputee doesn't do anything for me, and i've only like one vore comic scales linked.

>>680426624

that is their best album, so that is good of you. it was (probably still is) my favorite.

it really sucks having first pick in that game if you can't choose someone that simply destroys.

>>680426721

i thought that was just on the backburner while things cooled down from the skeleton closet?

unfortunately, we are all bronzies.
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I'd top a nefel
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>>680426606
>>680426624
Ok, maybe I overbuilt it.

It's not especially hardcore, but there's just not much of it.
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>>680426908
Isn't almost all mc non-con?

Or do you mean where they are aware they are being controlled?
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>>680426996
You could try

>>680427015
WEAK
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>>680427117
I could succeed
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remind me who zac is
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>>680427117
Details I don't feel comfortable sharing.
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>>680427210
loser is bottom then

>>680427293
am
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>>680426768
:c

>>680426818
no, it is jare

>>680426908
or someone super safe whom you can just farm and scale with

like lux or caitlyn or whomever

>>680427015
just scroll through /d/ until you see something you like, then
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Zac is Zac
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>>680426908
No that ex-gf was a couple years ago, a few months in I began to see we had some issues we couldn't work through. Primarily her being extremely religious and basically what you described. Just drop down low enough into cardboard tier and you'll eventually hit the point when you can win with anything.
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>>680427342
Deal.
I'll do my best not to lose on purpose
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>>680427351
Oh maybe. I don't know what he is into, outside of icecubes.
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>>680427405
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>>680427351
I guess I'll do that.
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HEY MEGALOMANIAC
YOU'RE NO JESUS

>>680427473
he is into fucking everything, it's nuts
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>>680427554
works for me usually
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>>680426348
That's what I told the BF when I found out he had a 3DS.

>>680426721
Oooohhh, she hated gays.

>>680426768
I'll yiff you in hell.
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>alpha
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god their drummer is sublime
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>>680427542
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>>680427653
Post 3ds
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>>680427605
What are you into?
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>>680427568
>he is into fucking everything
well so am I, outside of scat

>>680427772
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>>680427653
Yeah that killed any hopes of bringing pegging into the bedroom, also I'm not big on religion so I'd like to avoid people with really strong ties to it.
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YEA YOU'RE NO FUCKIN ELVIS
WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN OF YOURSELF BABY
MANIAC, STEP DOWN, STEP DOWN

>>680427027

most of it yea. the stuff where they realize what a disgusting whore witch they've been is super great, too.

>>680427351

if i had just picked lb that game i woulda been fine. yasuo's so annoying unless you counterpick him.

>>680427358

yea i can't see that really working out with the gay dogfucking stuff.

i'm at the weird cusp where some games i'm against a nasus that barely cs's and goes bloodthirster first, and some games i'm against graves, ekko, and kindred on the same team.
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>>680427799
Its at home.
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>>680427862
Sup?
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>>680427913
Most of the time it's just "well I guess this is my life now"
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>>680427973
Not much. Gonna dick around for another half hour or so then go to bed.
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>>680428054
About the same for me, I should go to bed before long so that I'm awake for class tomorrow
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Who isn't into everything these days?
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>>680427808
guys dressed like girls and feet, mostly

maybe a bit of bondage but nothing extreme

>>680427862
inflation? oviposition? blood play?

cuz those were on his list

>>680427913
game is hard man

champ select might be the most challenging part honestly
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>>680427913
Yeah I've kind of accepted keeping the whole "I wanna fug/get fugged by a furry" thing to myself in any relationship I have. Most of those graves, ekko and kindred players have some flaw that is keeping them in bronze. You just need to find it and exploit it.
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oh and tummies
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>>680428160
Facesitting and buttsniffing are my favs this time of the year. Not much of it on /d/ but I haven't gone in a while.
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wait is it 'baby yea' or 'maniac'

cum inflation/hyper is good, oviposition is great, blood play is uninteresting to me

>>680427990

i need to read more slavery/mc literotica. there's only like two pages of the stuff on e621 and most of it is bad. i like it when they have brief moments of clarity, but no control.

>>680428160

now you see why i say we lost in champ select so much

>>680428201

i'm glad to be with an equally furry faggot.

not when my team picks KARTHUS and EVELYN
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>>680428160
>guys dressed like girls and feet
I can understand liking crossdressers, but why would you like it when they dress like feet?

That doesn't make much sense to me.
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aren't tummies AM's fetish?
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>>680428422

i see u like buttsniffing but do u also like farts??
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>>680428445
it's easier to find human erotica
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>>680428557
Yeah, no. That's too far gone.
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>>680428609

too bad it's lame and stale because it's human.
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>>680428445
You can exploit your opponent's weakness though and as long as you get fed and don't make dumb mistakes like trying to 1v5 at 50 minutes you should win 56% of your games which is enough to get you out of Bronze and sometimes silver.
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>>680428669

Then You Are Small Time.
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>>680428728

well truthfully they are in gold and i am in silver, but sometimes it feels like we are bronzies with how shit on we become.
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>>680428121
I picked up extra shifts this week so I could get less next week when school resumes. It is suffering

>>680428160
>inflation?
Depends. Like, that weird ass deviant-art shit where they use a bicycle pump or whatever? Fuck no

Filled up with copious amounts of jizz? Yeah sure

>oviposition?
top tier

>blood play?
it's alright

In no particular order
tentacles, oviposition, vore, mind-control, slavery, rape, monsters, impregnation, torture/abuse, exhibition, bondage, creatures inside

and of course variations of these, like pillory/stocks, interspecies impreg, recording etc

>>680428230
Not a big fan of tummies, farting, scat, hairy.

>>680428445
I used to read literotica, years back when fetishes were less common to find images of

Now I can find images for just about anything.
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>>680428701
huh. well one can't browse through sofurry because almost none of it has quality, at least i can find plenty of authoritarian stories with humans
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>>680428422
those seem more like /h/ (or /u/ or /y/ or whatever floats your boat) material, or like /gif/ or something

definitely seen a facesitting thread on /gif/ before

>>680428445
yeah well usually you overblow it

>>680428913
okay you are much more hardcore than me
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>>680428913
Suffering now, but most likely a good plan
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dynamo
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>>680428959
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>>680429156
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>>680428913

i've come around full swing back to literotica. it obviously says more than an image or image series will, but the problem is that most of the stories are shit and ineptly written.

>>680428959

if my dick didn't lose interest with it, i'd be doing the same. but we all abide by the dick, and there is not much to be done.

>>680429036

i played like three games where everyone surrendered when i surrendered and it was UNBELIEVABLE, i felt so GOOD.
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>>680427653
Ah okay
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>>680429036
And transformation, degradation, amputees, corruption and about a million other things.

Honestly it's easier to list shit I don't like.

>>680429111
Actually I think I just got the night off, so I am going to do the definitely intelligent thing and not get sleep, so when I find out at 6pm that I DO have work I will be horribly tired the entire night and suffer in regrets.
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male impregnation is ++ honestly
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>>680429351
What're you doing up so late, kid?
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>>680429391
He had gotten SSB instead.
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>>680429382
Well, I found that to be a little bit of a problem. If they're too well written, you care more about the story than whatever sex is involved

If it's just bad, it's just bad though.

>>680429438
Just another reason oviposition is so top-tier.
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>>680429036
I live for that. Even better when it's implemented with g/fur
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>>680429382
i only notice if the characters have fur on them in the buildup, a dick sucking scene will be written as a dick sucking scene one way or another

>>680429473
i'm sick and nauseous
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>>680428795
Honestly there's 4 levels of players. Cardboard 7, the kind of guys who will never leave bronze 4/5 and will miss 99% of skillshots. Plastic 5 are the players who know what the buttons do and how to look up a counters list. Then you have your wood 3 players who understand match ups, team comps, rotations, split pushing etc. And then you have your challenger players who basically do everything the wood 3 players do infinitely better.

TL;DR Anyone below mid plat doesn't know how to play.
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>>680429519

I don't like it for the 3DS.
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>>680429586
Not taking well to the medicine?
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>>680429933
no. the first days will be like this though
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>>680429382
simultaneously an upgrade and downgrade from dota

>>680429567
that's probably easy to find on e621 with the right tags

>>680429668
I would say anyone below high diamond is garbage

but I'm gold and all I do is watch a lot of streams so what do I know
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>>680429565

most of the well-written stuff is too plea-to-sentimentality-...y. "i'm gay my dad kicked me out kids at school beat me up cut myself now im in the hospital" or whatever. if it's not that, then it's not freaky enough, like kyell.

>>680429586

it's in the little things, like how musk is described, or words like hindlegs and forelegs.

>>680429668

think i'm wood 5. not quite wood 3 but not quite plastic 1. playing from ahead is so easy, i just have no idea how to steal small advantages from behind because league is such a tightly knit game and mobility is at a premium.
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>>680430043
Hence the "I've seen it all"
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>>680430067
yeah a lot of posters here reject humans altogether
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>>680429438
I wanna prego Snarf
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>>680430132
guess you gotta find the right stuff to mix it in with then

I dunno though man
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>>680430043

no more forced 50 minute games in dota because the other team is not quite good enough to win and your team doesnt quite want to give up.

honestly league is miles better than dota because it doesnt take 20 minutes to get the game going and i can get on with my life within half an hour more often than not.

seriously considering beginning to make the knot pun like dev.

>>680430224

they're so... bland. everyone's human.

>>680430251

you have my deepest condolences.
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>>680429401
hang in the neffy
you can do it
>>680429438
>>680429438
>>680429438
>>680429438
>>680429438
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>>680430028
Chin up, kid. Hopefully it'll get better soon.
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jeez i wasn't expecting to receive so much support for male impregnation
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>>680430280
Yes. I'm in pain.
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>>680430415
my mood is untouched, this makes my body hurt. I know there's nothing to but to deal with it.
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I gave mine ironically
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>>680429754
I have a hard time playing it on the small screen.
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>>680430043
I never said mid plat to diamond 2 is good, they just understand how to play the game. The ones in Diamond 1 and up are the ones who are actually good at the game.
>>680430067
The trick is to not fall behind, if the enemy isn't paying attention to MIAs punish them with a roam/gank. If the enemy jungler is ganking top a lot take dragon and counter jungle. If enemy is greedy with ward clearing set a trap etc. Coming back from behind is difficult in soloQ because people can go on tilt and communication is more difficult.
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>>680430428
You must have forgotten what site you're on.
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mpreg is weird shut up all of you

>>680430312
if league had the "this game is now safe to leave" clause like in dota I think games would be infinitely more bearable

>>680430507
I honestly dunno how to help
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>honestly league is miles better than dota
You're so wrong here.
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