Wish I never came.
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Wish I never came.
Mom did that better
When do we start?
I'm turning you in.
niggers tongue my anus
my dick is itching
FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH!
She almost looked alive
You call that fucking?
>>680371612
Is that you, son?
>>680371612
lets try that again
at least I came
get the fuck out
this thread is dumb
well that was fun
do I smell fish
op is a fag
Im a girl btw
>>680371612
I have your child.
>>680371612
What's that fuckin smell?
>>680371612
RAPE! HELP ME FEMINISM
>>680371612
Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer
>>680371612
Was that a warmup?
>>680371612
See ya later, bitch
or
Time to watch tv
You now have AIDS
i am sorry mommy
It was a trap!!!
>>680371612
Nine Eleven Inside Job
I just shit myself.
that it now ma?
Meh, I've had worse
Is it in yet?
C u next tuesday
BYE BYE VIRGINITY, WOO!
allahu ak ak akbar
You're a big guy
tha condom is broke
I'm highly disappointed bitch.
>>680371612
what you aint 12?
Also I have AIDS
That's your problem now!
Thanks for your time.
>>680371612
Welp, I'm turning gay!
Jet fuel steel beams
my knees smell bacon
>>680371612
and now go cooking
>>680371612
Wished body was warm
doesent matter, had sex.
My ass is sore
there will be blood
That's never happening again
>>680372692
kek
>>680371612
get the fuck out
Te ha hablado Dross
damn, my ass hurts.
That will be $50
>>680371612
Is she with you?
>>680371612
if you came it wasnt bad sex you dumb cunt.
Mr. High standards much?
strawberry fields forever..... cunt
Time for my kegels
Wow, cum or pus?
>>680371612
She will cry rape
>I'm takeing libertys and haveing 7.
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
>>680371612
domo arigato mister roboto
>>680371612
"Now Check These Dubs"
Fuck bitches get money
>>680372883
>wasn't bad
4u
>>680372883
Triggered much? And bitch came as in going over to her place. Dumb ass.
420 blaze it faggit
acquired immune deficiency syndrome
Clean Yourself Up Bitch
*bite her ass and yell* I AM THE BUTTSHARK
You're better than mom
>>680372810
everything for the lolz
I said no, bastard!
Is it in already?
You're under arrest asshole
>>680371612
>mfw I'm OP
>stole this image from FB literally minutes ago
>thread is blowing up, so many replies
You guys are normal after all. Why's it so hard to admit it? It's ok yall.
>>680373263
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!
I think it broke...
>>680372990
kek
>>680373352
Shut the fuck up
>>680371612
Are your parents home
>>680371612
404 page not found
My dad sucks better
She was only 3
Thought she was 18...
>>680373494
That also doubles as the four words after bad sex.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNQ1xGel2l what I think of this shit
That's not a clit!
Looked like roast beef
>>680373774
didn't even click that shit cause you prolly got a high pitch bitch voice.
>>680371612
wish i had sex
>>680371612
>>680371612
happy 4th birthday sweetie
>>680371612
Time to meet Cobain.
Those are beef curtains
Left hand felt better
John Paul George Ringo
Kill me
>>680374178
i dont trust you
>>680371612
Why you Still here?
I prefer feminine penises
Welcome to new jersey
>>680372247
God save the Queen.
>>680371612
You stumped my trump.
Guess she's still dead
Waste Of My Money
Cadavers feel great lubed
Activated my trap card
That rape wasn't bad.
Did you just move?!
WHO'S FAILING NOW MOM?!?!
Just take my money
What a randy man!
>>680372205
Is that you, anon?
>>680374178
Just fuck my shit up...
Hitler did nothing wrong
>Never doing that again.
Then proceed to get out of bed and leave
>>680371612
Don't tell your teachers
Dont tell your mommy
>>680371612
Condom? It fell off...
OP is a faggot
Whats for dinner mum?
Here's an extra hundred
>>680374904
Sorry about your eye
Don't care, I jizzed
Oh, that's your face?
>>680375439
I never understood this. How can you fuck up somebody's eye during sex?
You're not breathing yet?
I'm not really gay...
>>680375565
Never came inside a bitch eye accidentally? Shit happens bruh.
Not a virgin anymore!
are we still together?
That never happened before!!
>>680371612
that was bad sex
>>680375565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LuiHXRdIXF That's how, son
That's a new record
My hymen's still intact!
>>680375910
lol nice
>>680371612
Awhop bopa-a-lu awhop bambam
I think you're crowning...
Why's this so fucking true?
How about a refund
Cum tasted like draino...
>>680373180
I have actually done this.
I am now single
>no joke.jpeg
Sorry about the diarrhea.
this was bad sex
>>680376146
It's not, fuck off.
We should break up.
>>680371901
LOOOOOOOOOL... that is the best!
>>680371612
all that for nothing?
It's not your fault.
bad to the boner
Now FUCK OFF, Lindsey
>>680371612
still beats no sex
Never forgettiy moms spaghetti
Next time no peanutbutter
Can I leave now?
>>680376348
WIN.RAR
Are you finished yet?
>>680376526
>still beats no sex
Not always, unless that's all you can ever get.
Yawn.. That'll be $48...
Never doing you again.
No, for real, how can you mess somebody's eye when you're having sex with them? Where does the eye get involved in sex and how can you ruin their eye?
You're a girl right?
>>680376797
>saying Yawn when you're in the act of yawning
Try again.
>>680376740
i'm a wizard and fapping is getting old
Enjoy your HIV girl ;)
>>680376566
>peanut butter
>two words
Why aren't you breathing?
vote for bernie sanders
Finna bust a nut.
I need a shower
Girlfriend does it better
You sucked... DEEEEZ NUTS! haha goteeeeeem!
Sigh... violated myself again.
Wait, what are those?
Gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV and syphilis.
SWIIIING LOOOOW SWEEEET CHARIOT!
I jizzed my pants.
>>680371612
it'll fit next time
>>680377321
5 words
bad sex? how do you have bad sex?
every orgasm right on the money
>>680371612
your cab is here
I wasn't wearing protection
Get HIV tested, Bitch!
>>680371612
Your sister is tighter.
I'm new at this
Jizzed in ur ass
>>680377517
GG, well done
>>680377498
This all the time.
>>680371612
Time to rebury her
>>680376460
>LOOOOOOOOOL
new fag detected
Swallow that cum, cuck.
Well, That was quick.
Dad's back early MOM!
>>680371612
lied about the pill
hello, who are you?
This corpse stinks, Cletus.
>>680371612
bad sex two words
Take that dick... Daddy
Now eat the eggs!
Time for some Wafflehouse.
Wish I had AIDS
Dead.... but still fuckable
This one's alive, CJ
>>680371612
is this blood normal?
>>680371612
You now have AIDS.
I shit blood... daily
>>680372225
You almost rolled quads
But yet you didn't
Hope you die slow
That mung tasted awful
>>680371612
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
Don't mention this... ever
>>680371612
You just raped me.
t. Every feminist ever
>>680371612
Your pussy is disgusting
Stop fucking my ear.
>>680374178
I live by penny lane. True story.
Fat girl:That isn't my pussy
>>680371612
youll wish you were a man now, cunt
Blue waffles are best
>>680371612
Jesus, wipe your ass.
Can't feel my legs
Wish you were real
My first successful thread on this shit board
Everyone congratulate me :D
Fuck my belly button!
>>680378680
newfeg
Eat that shit... bitch
OP sucks cock better...
>>680378680
Mega autism right here.
Well, this is awkward
>>680371612
get the fuck out
Wanna see my collection
Should've bought it used
>>680371612
No soup for you!
>>680377640
What, oldfags can't say a good ol lol once in a while, pleb?
Wish I was gay
>>680371612
RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
>>680371612
I'm calling the police.
>>680372883
heh
kek
bad sex, sex bad
Look at this babe
I realy love you
I'm feeling parched babe
>>680371612
Leave me alone Dad
This thread is dead.
Get in the van.
I'm actually poor babe
>>680371612
say anything , you die
You can leave now
Forgot to pull out
>>680371612
I'm keeping your cunt
>>680371612
Lick that shit off
PLEASE STOP RAPING ME
>>680381262
thats five words you illiterate cunt
now your turn jabari.
Baby... I love you.
>>680371612
i wont tell, daddy
God fucking damnit... shit.
Help me Mr. Wizard.
>>680371612
I pooped a little
What'll we name it?
Not a virgin anymore
>>680371612
THANKS CAPTAIN FOR SPEEWNS
>>680377779
once off
>>680375196
kek
>>680371612
what in the fuck
>>680371612
Is it burning, yet?
pic related.
>>680386138
>>680371612
Got a rare pepe?
>>680381761
triggered much?
Your syster is better
>>680371612
I should get tested.
You better get checked
Normies get out. REEEEEEEE
it's been a while....
What do you mean condom?
No, tears of shame
>>680371612
My ex is better
>>680371612
por la cresta madre
>>680372132
cool
>>680371612
Cats are fine too.
>>680372632
tragedy
Brb, stove is on.
>>680371612
I have a great
>>680372847
nooooo, buhhhhhh
>>680372285
normie memes gtfo
>>680371612
Enjoy the herpes.
You charge too much.
>>680388413
Mala tu wea
That's a feminine penis
>>680389077
y qué decí voh, weas? 4 palabras
>>680371612
I raff I ruse?
>>680371612
Make me a sandwich
>>680371612
Jetfuel can't melt steelbeams
Your dad was better.
i see dead people
