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Wish I never came.
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Mom did that better
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When do we start?
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I'm turning you in.
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niggers tongue my anus
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my dick is itching
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FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH!
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She almost looked alive
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You call that fucking?
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>>680371612
Is that you, son?
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>>680371612
lets try that again
at least I came
get the fuck out
this thread is dumb
well that was fun
do I smell fish
op is a fag
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Im a girl btw
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>>680371612
I have your child.
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>>680371612
What's that fuckin smell?
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>>680371612
RAPE! HELP ME FEMINISM
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>>680371612
Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer
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>>680371612
Was that a warmup?
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>>680371612
See ya later, bitch

or

Time to watch tv
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You now have AIDS
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i am sorry mommy
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It was a trap!!!
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>>680371612
Nine Eleven Inside Job
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I just shit myself.
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that it now ma?
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Meh, I've had worse
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Is it in yet?
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C u next tuesday
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BYE BYE VIRGINITY, WOO!
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allahu ak ak akbar
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You're a big guy
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tha condom is broke
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I'm highly disappointed bitch.
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>>680371612
what you aint 12?
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Also I have AIDS
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That's your problem now!
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Thanks for your time.
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>>680371612
Welp, I'm turning gay!
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Jet fuel steel beams
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my knees smell bacon
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>>680371612
and now go cooking
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>>680371612
Wished body was warm
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doesent matter, had sex.
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My ass is sore
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there will be blood
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That's never happening again
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>>680372692
kek
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>>680371612
get the fuck out
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Te ha hablado Dross
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damn, my ass hurts.
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That will be $50
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>>680371612
Is she with you?
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>>680371612

if you came it wasnt bad sex you dumb cunt.

Mr. High standards much?
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strawberry fields forever..... cunt
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Time for my kegels
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Wow, cum or pus?
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>>680371612
She will cry rape
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>I'm takeing libertys and haveing 7.

"Can you tell what it is yet?"
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>>680371612
domo arigato mister roboto
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>>680371612

"Now Check These Dubs"
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Fuck bitches get money
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>>680372883
>wasn't bad
4u
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>>680372883
Triggered much? And bitch came as in going over to her place. Dumb ass.
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420 blaze it faggit
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acquired immune deficiency syndrome
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Clean Yourself Up Bitch
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*bite her ass and yell* I AM THE BUTTSHARK
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You're better than mom
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>>680372810
everything for the lolz
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I said no, bastard!
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Is it in already?
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You're under arrest asshole
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>>680371612
>mfw I'm OP
>stole this image from FB literally minutes ago
>thread is blowing up, so many replies

You guys are normal after all. Why's it so hard to admit it? It's ok yall.
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>>680373263
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!
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I think it broke...
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>>680372990
kek
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>>680373352
Shut the fuck up
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>>680371612
Are your parents home
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>>680371612
404 page not found
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My dad sucks better
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She was only 3
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Thought she was 18...
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>>680373494
That also doubles as the four words after bad sex.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNQ1xGel2l what I think of this shit
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That's not a clit!
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Looked like roast beef
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>>680373774
didn't even click that shit cause you prolly got a high pitch bitch voice.
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>>680371612
wish i had sex
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>>680371612
>>680371612
happy 4th birthday sweetie
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>>680371612
Time to meet Cobain.
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Those are beef curtains
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Left hand felt better
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John Paul George Ringo
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Kill me
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>>680374178
i dont trust you
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>>680371612
Why you Still here?
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I prefer feminine penises
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Welcome to new jersey
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>>680372247
God save the Queen.
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>>680371612
You stumped my trump.
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Guess she's still dead
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Waste Of My Money
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Cadavers feel great lubed
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Activated my trap card
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That rape wasn't bad.
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Did you just move?!
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WHO'S FAILING NOW MOM?!?!
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Just take my money
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What a randy man!
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>>680372205
Is that you, anon?
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>>680374178
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Just fuck my shit up...
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>Never doing that again.

Then proceed to get out of bed and leave
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>>680371612
Don't tell your teachers
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Dont tell your mommy
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>>680371612
Condom? It fell off...
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OP is a faggot
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Whats for dinner mum?
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Here's an extra hundred
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>>680374904
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Sorry about your eye
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Don't care, I jizzed
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Oh, that's your face?
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>>680375439
I never understood this. How can you fuck up somebody's eye during sex?
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You're not breathing yet?
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I'm not really gay...
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>>680375565
Never came inside a bitch eye accidentally? Shit happens bruh.
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Not a virgin anymore!
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>>680375565
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are we still together?
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That never happened before!!
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>>680371612
that was bad sex
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>>680375565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LuiHXRdIXF That's how, son
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That's a new record
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My hymen's still intact!
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>>680375910

lol nice
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>>680371612
Awhop bopa-a-lu awhop bambam
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I think you're crowning...
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Why's this so fucking true?
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How about a refund
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Cum tasted like draino...
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>>680373180
I have actually done this.
I am now single
>no joke.jpeg
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Sorry about the diarrhea.
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this was bad sex
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>>680376146
It's not, fuck off.
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We should break up.
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>>680371901
LOOOOOOOOOL... that is the best!
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>>680371612
all that for nothing?
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It's not your fault.
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bad to the boner
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Now FUCK OFF, Lindsey
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>>680371612
still beats no sex
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Never forgettiy moms spaghetti
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Next time no peanutbutter
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Can I leave now?
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>>680376348
WIN.RAR
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Are you finished yet?
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>>680376526
>still beats no sex
Not always, unless that's all you can ever get.
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Yawn.. That'll be $48...
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Never doing you again.
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No, for real, how can you mess somebody's eye when you're having sex with them? Where does the eye get involved in sex and how can you ruin their eye?
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You're a girl right?
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>>680376797
>saying Yawn when you're in the act of yawning

Try again.
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>>680376740
i'm a wizard and fapping is getting old
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Enjoy your HIV girl ;)
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>>680376566
>peanut butter
>two words
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Why aren't you breathing?
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vote for bernie sanders
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Finna bust a nut.
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I need a shower
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Girlfriend does it better
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You sucked... DEEEEZ NUTS! haha goteeeeeem!
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Sigh... violated myself again.
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Wait, what are those?
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Gonorrhea, chlamydia, HIV and syphilis.
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SWIIIING LOOOOW SWEEEET CHARIOT!
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I jizzed my pants.
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>>680371612
it'll fit next time
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>>680377321
5 words
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bad sex? how do you have bad sex?
every orgasm right on the money
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>>680371612
your cab is here
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I wasn't wearing protection
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Get HIV tested, Bitch!
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>>680371612
Your sister is tighter.
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I'm new at this
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Jizzed in ur ass
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>>680377517
GG, well done
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>>680377498
This all the time.
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>>680371612
Time to rebury her
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>>680376460

>LOOOOOOOOOL
new fag detected
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Swallow that cum, cuck.
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Well, That was quick.
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Dad's back early MOM!
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>>680371612
lied about the pill
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hello, who are you?
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This corpse stinks, Cletus.
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>>680371612
bad sex two words
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Take that dick... Daddy
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Now eat the eggs!
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Time for some Wafflehouse.
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Wish I had AIDS
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Dead.... but still fuckable
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This one's alive, CJ
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>>680371612
is this blood normal?
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>>680371612
You now have AIDS.
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I shit blood... daily
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>>680372225
You almost rolled quads
But yet you didn't
Hope you die slow
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That mung tasted awful
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>>680371612
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
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Don't mention this... ever
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>>680371612
You just raped me.

t. Every feminist ever
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>>680371612
Your pussy is disgusting
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Stop fucking my ear.
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>>680374178
I live by penny lane. True story.
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Fat girl:That isn't my pussy
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>>680371612
youll wish you were a man now, cunt
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Blue waffles are best
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>>680371612
Jesus, wipe your ass.
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Can't feel my legs
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Wish you were real
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My first successful thread on this shit board

Everyone congratulate me :D
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Fuck my belly button!
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>>680378680
newfeg
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Eat that shit... bitch
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OP sucks cock better...
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>>680378680
Mega autism right here.
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Well, this is awkward
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>>680371612
get the fuck out
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Wanna see my collection
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Should've bought it used
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>>680371612
No soup for you!
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>>680377640
What, oldfags can't say a good ol lol once in a while, pleb?
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Wish I was gay
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>>680371612
RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
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>>680371612

I'm calling the police.
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>>680372883
heh
kek
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bad sex, sex bad
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Look at this babe
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I realy love you
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I'm feeling parched babe
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>>680371612
Leave me alone Dad
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This thread is dead.
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Get in the van.
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I'm actually poor babe
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>>680371612
say anything , you die
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You can leave now
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Forgot to pull out
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>>680371612
I'm keeping your cunt
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>>680371612
Lick that shit off
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PLEASE STOP RAPING ME
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>>680381262
thats five words you illiterate cunt
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now your turn jabari.
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Baby... I love you.
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>>680371612
i wont tell, daddy
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God fucking damnit... shit.
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Help me Mr. Wizard.
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>>680371612
I pooped a little
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What'll we name it?
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Not a virgin anymore
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>>680371612
THANKS CAPTAIN FOR SPEEWNS
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>>680377779
once off
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>>680375196
kek
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>>680371612
what in the fuck
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>>680371612
Is it burning, yet?
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pic related.
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>>680386138
>>680371612

Got a rare pepe?
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>>680381761
triggered much?
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Your syster is better
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>>680371612
I should get tested.
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You better get checked
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Normies get out. REEEEEEEE
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it's been a while....
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What do you mean condom?
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No, tears of shame
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>>680371612
My ex is better
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>>680371612
por la cresta madre
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>>680372132
cool
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>>680371612
Cats are fine too.
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>>680372632
tragedy
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Brb, stove is on.
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>>680371612
I have a great
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>>680372847
nooooo, buhhhhhh
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>>680372285
normie memes gtfo
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>>680371612
Enjoy the herpes.
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You charge too much.
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>>680388413
Mala tu wea
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That's a feminine penis
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>>680389077
y qué decí voh, weas? 4 palabras
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>>680371612
I raff I ruse?
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>>680371612
Make me a sandwich
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>>680371612
Jetfuel can't melt steelbeams
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Your dad was better.
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i see dead people
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