Are you guys sure you understand the point of this thread? The point is to post funny stuff and make people laugh, in other words, the exact opposite of what you guys are doing. Why don't you start your own thread if you want to post unfunny stuff
Sides have died
Came back as /b/ user
Seen this post
Repeat cycle till end of time
This is one of the shittiest ylyl threads, on 4/20 no less...wonder why
be me 10 years old
> share lunch period with tard class
> one tard named Scotty one tard named Bob
> Bob has palsy or some shit,Scotty has the downs
> Bob is drooling chocolate milk all over electronic wheelchair and mashing banana in his hand.gif
>Scotty don't like Bob or bananas
>Scotty starts screeching Nana Bob Nana Bob .mp3
> Bob now freaking out shooting chocolate milk out his nose onto Scotty.
> batter up Scotty. PNG
> Scotty cocks back full downs mutant strength in effect.
> jams un peeled banana into Bob's eye.
>oh shit web.m
>Bob smacks Scotty in his lowered ears with banana palsy hand.
> Scotty mad now jumps on Bob in his hawking chair
>Bob and Scotty now doing donuts in tard chair in middle of cafeteria Scotty going full throttle into Bob's stomach with fists of fury
> Scotty's sweatpants get caught up in tard chair wheel and get pulled down to his ankles with ass in air
> mfw Scotty has huge shit log in whitey tighties poking out leg hole
>Bob grabs doo doo butter with banana covered palsy hand and smears shit on Scotty's mouth and in eyes while tard machine still rotating 360
> ding ding ding! Here come tard wranglers Scotty likes one tard wrangler a whole lot
> Scotty cocks back and punches Bob right in throat before tard wrangler gets Scotty untangled from hawkingmobile.
>Scotty gives tard wrangler big kiss with shit covered face. Tards get carted out of cafeteria and get hosed down.
"I'm going to rip is sign, that will totally show him that I disagree with him, yeah, he will be ruined, haha"
Why are the hot ones always the bitches.
I don't give a shit what you're protesting against, you're a sensative bitch if you feel the need to stop a peaceful protest that you disagree with by force simply because you disagree with someone's views.
I don't agree with the Westbro church, but they don't do anything illegal with their protesting, so I'm fine with them stating their views, even if I find them extremely retarded religious zealots.
Copied word for word from a Tumblr post
>This triggers me
>Check your anonymity privilage
This was clever if you posted the thumbnail intentionally
Otherwise you're retarded
>he doesn't know my views
>thinks I'm a tumblrista libcuck
I literally don't give a shit what the protest is about, you could be protesting against solar panels for all I care.
Being an insensitive faggot and interfering with someone's protest is retarded.
There are videos online of people throwing water bottles and shit at protests that are deemed offensive to most.
I don't care if your the kkk or a kid with a sign, if you have to resort to physically removing someone who is doing nothing but protesting, you're a little bitch.
The kkk is shit, they have shit views and shifty intentions, but under their first ammendment rights they are allowed to protest.
You can't protest against something, then say other people aren't allowed to protest foe it, that's just retarded.
I don't even know what the protest in that webm is, it could be about letting your dog eat your fucking hemmroids for all I care, but getting physically angry at someone you disagree with shoes that you're weak, that you can't handle someone disagreeing with you.
If you don't like someone's views, either talk to them, or move on with your life, it's not that big of an issue that someone you disagree with in this world exists.
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea!
Holy pelican, two double 88.
Only a fitizen can achieve this...
I don't have them all. I'll see if I have any others in another folder after this one
do it now!!!
or your tiny penis will fall off
can someone post the gif where some animated anime fag laughing then turn serious?
come on niggers
Was anyone able to translate this one?
I think he starts of by saying he has a short but thick dick. It sounds like he' got a boner in gym class and everyone noticed. However he didn't think he bonered much.
I lost some brain cells in the process of attempting to translate this for you anon, but here is my try:
I am short, but I am big when it comes to my penis. It basically looks like a thick mushroom, but every one thinks it is big as well. Back in Junior high some one said I had a big one, so I think it changed that much from then.
Your thoughts are as good as mine
Jonah Hex's vagina?
At first I also thought he was saying everyone thought his dick was big. However being told you have a big dick my even on classmate would be strange much less everyone. This lead me to believe he a boner in the locker room and everyone pointed it out.
This happened to a poor kid when I was in Jr. High. We were forced to take showers after gym class and one day someone shouted out, "Oh my god Jim has a boner." Everyone turned their head to witness is. Naturally within hours the story spread through the entire school. It was funny but I felt bad for him. I remember uncontrollable boners at that age.
I lost at this when I saw it
>this is how stupid people are from the north of england
well, there appear to be 3 ticks on that ass. as well as some nice shit streaks. as for the chicken skin super glued between the butt cheeks, I have no clue. gotta puke now though, so at least I got that going for me.
Girl anon here. I have always wanted to smack some bitch like that to the ground. I mean reeeally get in there and beat her. Pull her hair, hit her right to the mouth and when she lies in the ground almost unconscious, I rape kiss her in her bloody mouth. fucking bitches.
oh no, i have to pretend this is the most disgusting fucked up cp from deep web. help me.... heeeaeaaaelp me.
Hey now, that piano guy is probably burning a lot of calories and building up whatever the forearm muscles are. Even Chopin's op25 n11 can make you lose a pound per play. Mostly from tears.