Prove you're not a newfag
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove you're not a newfag
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>>680349750
this ok?
>>680349750
I can't. I've only been on here for three months.
>>680349750
But im a newfag so there is nuffin to prove
>>680349750
nice thumbnail, faggot
I proved it last Thursday
bring back snacks
>>680349939
Pre op Bailey Jay
Open the gates!
"Open the gate!"
"OPEN THE GATES"
>>680350364
i miss him
Problem?
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>>680349750
> cake is a lie
> consequences will never be the same
there use to be no furry threads and fewer trap threads, while the cheese pizza flowed like whine from moralfags rektum
>implying green text statements isn't a degeneration of comprehension and autistic
>>680349750
newfag detected with an 8kb pic
op is a fucking faggot
when you could get a fortune on here godley luck
I remember when rage threads were a thing
I remember when people actually posted their crushes and got their lives cyber-tracked and destroyed by anons.
I remember my friend got in a serious fistfight in highschool ecause some anon traced the girls photo he posted on b and told her boyfriend. He ended up winning and we had it on film of him beating up a chad who challenged him irl because of /b/. He commited suicide tho
>>680349750
I am a newfag. I came here 6 years ago
>prove you're not cancer
I heard there was a guy named Candlejack that can really mess a threa
I remember the fappening
>>680350806
>cake is a lie
>consequences never the same
So you're trying to prove you're a newfag?
>>680351153
oh my fucking god. would you stop with this meme? its not funny and its immature. please kill yoursel
>>680351153
Dude I actually forgot about this.
Also Foul Bachelor Frog threads were the shit
>>680351057
lol that's a long cat
>>680349750
I helped close the pool
prove you aren't a faggot
ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT
>>680351398
I loved FBF
>>680351546
I cant habeeb that I forgot about that
the long agos
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>>680351772
well shit
>>680351398
+1 for FBF
>>680351309
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
He mongles cocks.
Any of you newfags even get GOLD yet?
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benis
>>680351289
>implying you are not simply stating observational oneliners expecting to be edified by the efforts of others as if a parade around you
am I oldfag yet?
>>680351309
You have to say Candlejack before you prematurely end the sente
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/savory
it needs a crane.
Best I can do really, my laptop's content is all recent stuff.
>>680349750
>Prove you're not a newfag
>posts the thumbnail
OP failed his own test
>>680352202
That's not that old
>>680350789
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I`ve been browsing 9gag for a month now, so I`m clearly not a newfag.
>>680352202
> in all fields
>>680349750
That picture is from a man who cut his hand while preparing fish he'd caught in the local river. Not from the chromatic experiment
>>680351741
Dude that pic is so sexy, starting to fap!
>>680352788
that fucking autoplay...
>>680352809
Milhouse is not a meme!
>>680351741
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>680352177
This happened like 6 months ago you pussy
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>>680352952
10 months
candy ass
roodypoo
>>680352952
>Thatsthejoke.png
>>680349750
OP is a newfag, oldfags don't have to prove nothing niggers
>>680352809
when dubs millhouse=meme
>>680353029
My heart... im a newfag
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scatbaby.jpg
>>680349750
I'm no newfag, i've been here since 2012
>>680352809
you'll never be a meme Milhouse.... These dubs might change that for good though.
>>680352026
Jesus christ... Just remembering all the newfags really trying to get "an account"...
Good days
>>680349750
i am a newfag, i came here in like 2007 you stupid cancerscums
Gaze upon The Burninator
>>680351153
lol what is this candlejack meme i dont understa
>>680353892
Trogdor was just a man, or was he just a dragon man?
I'm both the newest and the faggiest.
Come at me.
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>>680350667
aye
one of the better memes
>>680351487
kek, no you didn't
>>680349750
I guess the screens where not as big as they are now back then.
Im no newfag i fapped over /b/ twice
Im out faggots *mic drop*
Newfag or not? Trips decide!
>>680351546
I DON'T BELIEVE IT
>>680351487
Nice, how much did your life change from then, kill yourself
>>680354019
CONSUMMATE V'S I SAID
>>680351096
that escalated quickly
>>680351487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpEsB7HbvsY
>>680349750
About the time I started lurking
Does sage still work?
please godly luck today moot
>>680354608
this always crack me up for some reason
>>680351153
Not that shit again, it pissed me off at the time and you're pissing me off again now. There's no need to raise such an old piece of shit like this. Candlejack is irrelevant, stupid, and doesn't even exi
>>680354955
lets see
>>680351057
so loooong
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>>680355238
Wait, where did you go? Who is that Candlejack gu
fuck heaven
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>>680353032
Try 10 years then post about of be oldfag
You are faggot.
Anyone else remember this?
>this is real puma
always makes me lol
>implying anyone becomes oldfag
lol internet
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:^)
>>680349750
THE SURGEON IS BACK
>>680355088
Oh yeah. Isnt this the "dubs decide" and the winrar was "kiss your parents good night and go to bed" or something?
4 chan failed to give a porn of this
>>680351426
Newfag
>>680349750
oh! i can do thi-HHHHHHRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
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>>680355732
<red text
Also, get a load of this guy
This thread makes me nostalg
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>680349750
DONT COPY THAT FLOPPY
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>>680351153
Fuck off Candlejack is a childish and idiotic meme. Nobody fucking ca
>>680352788
I was trying to remember what that was called, thank you
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>>680354955
does fortune still work? it has been ages
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
>Be OP
>started to surf on /b last week
>made a "Prove you're not a newfag" thread
>copy all pictures from other newfags
>tried to act like a oldfag
>act like a dumbfuck
>>680349750
I don'f prove shit to you fag. I am newfag; everyone was when they first foud this shithole full of weird retards.
Habbo Hotel raids
>>680356886
Old copy pasta
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>Fortune: Godly Luck
>>680356812
I always loved this version more...
>>680357370
Only on /s4s/ I think.
they deleted the /B/ trap ?
>>680356886
>bait
>>680357777
CHECKED AND VERIFIED
>>680357777
Quads
newfags
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i was banned by W. T. Snacks
oldest screencap i personally made
Fortune niggers
>>680350364
Nostalgia'd
:stopmusic:
>>680355345
What OS is this?
I can't tell
>>680349750
I'm a newfag, and I like it here
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>>680349750
I remember Snacks
>>680355415
let me see this
>>680357156
That's not even the first space frog
>>680355415
Please tell me this isn't a live spider
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Pown.it
>>680358553
don't you mean roodypoo?
>mfw when oldfag
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>>680351205
Does nobody remember this??
>>680358520
>people saying "pwn'd"
kek
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Nightmare City
There she is
All your base are belong to us
Over 9000 penises raping children
/z/
/fur/
...
shit goes on
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>>680358520
>grabbed the jar of niggers and went "lets do it"
>>680349750
Why?
>>680358767
it's windows with a different shell. bblean/blackbox if I remember correct.
>>680354059
This is literally the first thread I've seen on this website. Who's the newest now
>>680351123
I came here a almost a decade ago. Go back in time and try to one-up me.
>>680359936
shit son I forgot about bblean. Had it on my laptop once and confused the shit out of the geeksquad when my laptop HD fried and I wanted a replacement because it was under warranty
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>>680349750
Hi. I'm a newfag.
>>680351309
This meme has probably been here longer than you. Show some respect you shit-skinned heathen.
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>>680349750
wah i like mlp wah /b/ is full of newfags wah when will the winter of discontent end wah
>トライフォース
>>680353785
The chocolate milk lost its AT FIERDU
>>680360037
Well, this is my first thread, and I'm OP, the faggiest thing a person can be
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>>680349750
Smelled what the Rock was cookin'
>>680360249
geeksquad are shite as well as I'm concerned. at least your stuff was still under warranty so you didn't have to pay.
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>>680349750
you guise remember blog haus?
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>>680360037
Kill yourselves
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>>680360396
>baited by a meme
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Town rapist
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>>680359288
That was fucking yesterday.
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>>680353785
>third impact.jpg
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I have been on /b/ for 3 years m8
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>>680355088
show belly button and go to bed
>faggots
>>680362368
DAMIT! im a newfag!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>680358978
it was at the time the pic was taken
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>>680358978
wel it was....
>>680351096
So then you can post the video right? I mean not like he would be any worse off?
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I joined this summer. Am I a new fag?
>>680363225
nigger what the fuck
>>680362576
can i make 4 lines? hmmm...
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>>680353048
I used to come here when I was 12 for the demktivatinals
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Summer is coming...
>>680353050
>My Roodypoo
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Am I doing it right?
>>680358211
Who wasn't when he was around?
>>680353892
Burninate!
>>680363546
maybe i should take out one of them...
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I was part of the tumblr raid, when this site was at the edge of been filled with real newfags. Hehe, when humanity's death died
>>680349933
fooling nobody
triangle
triangle triangle
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>>680363809
What does this do, specifically? The shutdown args esp. All I can figure is it deletes all files on main drive.
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>>680364106
NOOO! new try
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>>680363903
Ziggurat Vertigo
I've been here for 8 years and came on here when I was far too young, but for many years I've only lurked... mainly because my ISP blocked /b/ for hacking and anonymous posting so I had to use tor and the exit node was blocked...
>>680351153
Oh yeah, I remember this.
Shit was
>>680364721
just a bit more...
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>>680351487
that day i discovered 4chan
i will never forget
>>680365201
the most beautiful i have ever made. i have tears in my eyes...
>>680352440
you can try
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>>680351153
What meme is tha
>>680349750
moot is a cuck
>>680351153
I'll finish a sentence. Watch me. There fucker, how do you like that? Do you like apples? How do you like de
>>680365505
ok ok ok! stop hiting me! i will write it!
my daughter is the most beautiful i have ever made.
>>680354491
man man man if you're not a newfag you'll notice a big mistake in your post, pls correct it .
>>680349750
Rip /b/. Not sure why I come back. People complaining that they can't read this are either a great group of trolls or really clueless. But that isn't even that old all things considered for /b/. That was just a infopic thread with a fake one resulting in proving who the idiot is.
>>680351546
Always a favorite
This board is now just overrun by a bunch of Roody-Poos
They look up the oldest thing they can and pretend they were here for it.
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>saved in 2008
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meme
>>680351153
Candlejack is a lil bitc
>>680366353
this
>was paradise
Anyone else remember back when Cheesy Pizza was posted on /b/ regularly? /b/ was what go me in to Captain Picard. I remember threads full of stuff that took mods hours to delete. When'd they start cracking down?
true oldfags are the ones in that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>680364558
>del C:\
i'm guessing it deletes your HD
PROMOTIONS!
I vaguely remember a guy fucking a skull? Anybody got those pics?
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>>680351426
But of course. Have you not heard?
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>>680350822
Fucking genius
>>680367158
Emos in general make me feel old.
>>680367359
longcat is not that old?
>>680350364
damn son this put a huge fucking grin on my face
back when memes were about laughing and fun and not being "the next thing" on the internet
>>680367097
had to dig for a while. this shit was in the catacombs of my 4chan folder
>>680368486
more like in special school
>>680364558
shutdown : shutdown executable
-s : S for shutdown
-f : F for force (don't say programs are running or ask for confirmation)
-t 10 : T for time, followed by timeout
-c "name" : use name as comment
>sidefact
>when on an active directory network
>you can shutdown other PCs by using
>the -m "computername" flag at the end
>>680368743
Thank you~
>>680368583
art school is for "special" people
Guys put on your cool face
>>680351527
You failed
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>>680352483
>tfw you think browsing 9fag for a month makes you an old fag
>>680367639
Relative to a person, maybe. The longcat meme is at least 5 years old tho so it might as well be ancient by meme lifespans.
