Best of british grub!
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Best of british grub!
>>680348253
Mushy peas are disgusting.
Only the traditional will do.
4 sausages
4 hash brown
4 black puddung
3 thick cut bacon
3 eggs
chopped tomatoes
beans
fried bread
mushrooms
guess the price
>>680348253
this dick
>>680348581
that looks like absolute shit ya bloody wanka
>>680348253
That shit looks disgusting, no wonder british food is consider some of the worst food in the world
Eww you'd actually put that in your mouth? No wonder the British obesity rate is higher than America's
this is fucking disgusting
I can never tell in these threads if people are trolling or not. Do brits actually eat this shit on a regular basis and enjoy it? If so is there any popular american food that looks absolutely disgusting to the british?
>>680348581
>guess the price
One heart condition.
>>680348970
we genuinely eat this sort of stuff, although we do obviously eat burgers and steak etc like in murica.
>>680348895
about that
>>680348970
I don't.
I enjoy thinks like roasts, gammon and big slices of meat with patatos, usually with stuffing and carrots
delicious beef wellington
u even tryin murica?
Most of this shit looks bland and tasteless. I imagine tasting it would be like eating a Krabby Patty from that one episode of Spongebob.
>>680349763
you're very wrong my friend, its delicious
>>680348581
£4.50 all day m8
>>680348970
>meatloaf
>>680349806
If you have no taste buds
>>680349063
/b/tard tier britfood
>>680349491
>British Food.
Posts a Belgium waffle.
america incoming...
>>680349925
you haven't tried it, I've been america and I can say our food is honestly nicer
>>680349823
yep
and a pint of yorkshire tea
>>680350043
yum
>>680349647
>slab of meat wrapped in paper thin bread
why try if you don't even have to?
>>680350043
Yes Yorkshire Tea. Gold all the way.
That creamy sauce looks shit on that donner and chips though. Should be chilli sauce.
>>680350026
fuck is that?
cornflake burger?
>>680350043
is that lamb in tzatziki sauce? thats greek m8
>>680350026
Russian school breakfast here!
>>680348865
never heard anyone say that but k
>>680350112
are u even tryin?
stay jelly merilard
>>680350235
That's KFC chicken, not cornflakes.
Wow this food looks really good. I wish they had some legit British joints here in the US. What are the names of these dishes? I dont eat pork, any of this stuff have pork? Im assuming the sausages do.
>>680350034
>I've been to America
who do you think you're fooling?
>>680350380
its a cornflake burger
Today's fry
>>680350235
Its a bacon burger with two fried chicken patties for buns. Also some sort of cream sauce.
>>680350403
Unlike merilards, people from every other country on Earth actually leave their houses and travel
>>680350273
YA WOT M8!!
ITS A FUKIN CHEEKY DONNA N CHIPS YA SMACKRAT! FUCKING SKIPMOP U M8 AND THATS GARLIC SAUCE WITH A SPAM WHEEL ON DA SIDE INNIT
>>680350235
>not knowing what a double down is
>>680348253
>french frys and ketchup
>british
ok
>>680350585
theyre chips you yankie cunt
>>680350441
Only thing missing is the ketchup.
>>680350112
It's covered in pate and then pastry not bread you uncultured swine.
>>680350385
Don't worry pretty soon pork will be illegal in britain
>>680350520
Top 3 Countries that Travel the Most
1) Germany
2) United States
3) United Kingdom
http://www.theexpeditioner.com/2010/06/30/what-country-travels-the-most/
>>680348970
british food is a good example of "looks shit but tastes great" , honestly i can completely understand why you think its trolling but my god there is nothing like a English breakfast (any fucking variant) or an anglicised curry.
>>680350689
You mean brown sauce m8.
>>680350385
the sausage and the "canadian" bacon, also we have gammon steaks which are pretty legit too.
old pic of some food i bought
All the the 'british' food looks like complete shit. Like it looks absolutely disgusting.
>>680348581
your physical health.
>>680350873
blasphemy!
>>680350716
honestly what is the difference.
>uncultured swine
also go back to tumblr
>>680351026
i was in this thread
>>680350854
"WorldHum blogged about a press release back in ’06 that stated Germans took 86.6 million trips abroad, Britons took 65.3 million, and Americans took 58.3 million"
Thats basically our entire population. Like 1/6 of your population travelled.
Are you all retarded over there?
>>680349891
good one I forgot about that. I was gonna make meatloaf yesterday. it does look pretty gross.
>>680351019
Ahh the traditional timed Full English Big Break, if you fail it, you get called a tory supporting immigrant and should move back to the south you fucking fairy!
>>680350441
>unbuttered toast
>>680351026
is that a fucking frozen hamburger???
3 quarters of that shit is american
>>680351175
The difference is the diffenence between bread an puff pastry.
>also go back to tumblr
Never been.
>>680350385
>go to any restraunt
>order some mashed potatoes and some shit
>order a few slices of meat of your choice
>throw gravy on
There. Judging by this thread we have everything they order in UK. A lot of this stuff looks like what my mom used to make back home. The steaks and potatoes and vegetable. My grams was Irish tho so could've been why.
>>680348253
This thread just confirms that brits have the worst food on earth
>>680351401
This is looking more quality... finally someone stepping it up.
UK Fired Chicken
>>680351386
thats quite a difference, surprisingly you dont know what puff pastry is
>>680351213
Why do we need to travel outside of the U.S.? Every culture comes here and spreads its wealth. We don't need to go anywhere else.
>>680351471
butthurt murican detected
mad your food doesnt compete
>>680351213
This didn’t necessarily mean those counties were the most traveled internationally. It just meant that those three countries took the most trips abroad overall.
Its hard not to travel internationally when you're basically on a cold boring island.
>>680350292
>some little wierd meat cake and a few noodles
My god, someone get some aid to russia before they starve, redirect the africa aid, they clearly need it more
>>680351535
Even your fried chicken looks sad... like how the fuck do you fuck up throwing a piece of chicken in hot oil?
>>680351535
Looks tasty m8.
Just needs some Frank's Hot Sauce all up on that shizzle.
>>680350024
potato waffle
>>680351564
It actually shocks me that you and other Americans actually believe this. I don't even mind America, but culture is one thing it doesn't have. its a cultural wasteland
>>680351594
Enjoy your ham while you still can, eurocuck
>>680351545
Really
>This triumphant marriage of beef tenderloin, sautéed mushrooms, and rich chicken liver pâté (or truffles and pâté de foie gras, if you want to break the bank), rolled first in tender crêpes and then in buttery puff pastry, makes a grand centerpiece
>>680351680
That was some funny shit. The random plain noodles around a
>meat cake
>>680351663
We're just simply more cultured, the average Brit is far more cultured and knowledgeable that the average american
>>680351594
No I am sorry but this shit looks disgusting. I'm Turkish by the way.
chinkies
chef special in satay sauce with chips
>>680351831
>dat lack of knowledge
>>680351831
When you say it it sounds very appealing....
>>680351680
Yeap, people here very VERY poor.
>>680351683
Agreed. That deep fry technique is shit m8s. Take a lesson from the colonel.
>>680351401
Only decent thing in the thread yet.
>>680350292
no
>>680351948
I know you are really embarrassing yourself.
>>680351938
Do brits have an issue with presentation?
Like is that why their fucked up teeth is a thing?
>>680351853
You sound like an autistic teenager, but I won't make fun of you for that's probably the least annoying thing about you.
Where are your sources?
>>680351938
Looks like our American Chinese stir fry
>>680352023
You eat the onions raw?
>>680351938
Who the fuck eats chinese food with french fries?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>680351938
>no 1/2 chips 1/2 rice
>no rice at all
fucking pleb
this all looks disgusting
>>680352138
its because weve already ruled the world and given birth to modern civilisation, its like we dont even have to try anymore
>>680351969
What the fuck are those people doing in that theater
An English Roast Dinner is THE most blandest thing ever, how the hell do they manage to get rid of all the taste out of the ingredients and produce a plate of boiling hot mush tasting crap? "Oh but it's traditional" Fuck off, that shit is disgusting.
>>680352105
>>680352175
CHIPS, DICKHEAD.
>>680351948
Gordon Fucking Ramsay says to use puff pastry so wind your neck in.
http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/164868/Gordon-Ramsay-s-beef-Wellington
>>680352259
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
>>680352259
Being dead
>>680352241
Yeah now you're gonna let all the muslims rule you kek
Has anyone else noticed its the same person posting the pics of food?
>>680352128
Like I said, I've been to America. Most people couldn't name even one European country on a map. To the rest of the world, you're just simple idiots
You can cry all you want like the fat fuck you are, but maybe its time to accept the truth
>>680352349
>chips
Thats just fag talk for french fry.
I ask again, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>680352308
Not if you do it properly
- slow cook meat
>roast potatoes in oil, sea salt, garlic and rosemary
>roast parsnips in honey
>cook carrots in orange juice
>make proper gravy
>>680352504
Not all of us are mods.
>>680352504
yes
>>680350043
english...
even your sandniggers cook like shit
>>680352459
like the niggers already rule you? (literally)
>>680352570
Chips are thick and chunky. French fries are thin. There's a difference.
>>680351712
You've obviously never been to a china town, little Italy, mexi-town, or other culture deposit in large american cities.
>>680352638
Where's the sauce?
>>680352570
French Fries are Chips very thinly sliced into Juliennes you heathens call Crisps, Chips you fucking Barbaric motherfuckers. No wonder you're all voting Trump.
>>680351853
Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>680352010
SPREAD THE WORD! SPAM THIS THREAD!
>>680352558
Accept what truth? Dude, chill. It's the internet. You honestly think I'm going to tearfully close my laptop and drag myself to bed and sulk about why I was born in the US?
>>680351969
Why is there a beef Wellington strapped to her belly?
>>680348253
poison
>>680352771
I can taste your tears from here
>>680352699
Any kind of potato. They don't belong with asian food you dense fuck.
Britbongs missing out on Merikan foods.
>>680352417
I would love to work for whatever organization designs substances that they use to take people down. Obviously the Russian's did it wrong and killed people but damn that would be cool to be on the front end of that type of chemical synthesis.
>>680352910
>>680352558
That would be like asking a europoor to name states on the map. I bet a lot of normal euros would have trouble with that.
Most Americans, out of highschool, can name most of Europe. It's the weird akistan and Asian countries that usually stump me.
>>680352956
Killed some peasants. Nothing to empire..
>>680352910
>is that a fucking egg on those ribs???
>fries are unseasoned, blech
>sausages? no.
That is not American, honey sugar pumpkin pie cake.
Brit food=shit
>>680352638
Fucking LOVE hot bell peppers on my pizza. Peppers and onions all day. Pizza looks dank as fuck. This is British?
Looks pizza Hut style. My fav chain pizza.
>>680352897
WHITE SAUCE? THAT LOOKS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
IT LEGITIMATELY LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST BLEW A FAT LOAD ON YOUR FOOD AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT THAT SHIT.
>>680352558
>saved from being germans by a bunch of simple idiots
At least we're not incompetent.
so britbong food is just breakfast food with a shit ton of eggs
>>680353172
>sausages? no.
You love sausages in your mouth.
>>680353043
what meme is this?
>>680353254
holy fuck. just pour some togarashi all over that, some soy sauce and that is life right there.
>>680352761
what the fuck did i just try to read.
>>680353154
Whatever, what agency would one apply to in order to design chemical weapons and knockout agents? I am averse to anything lethal or explosive at this stage, but I would venture into those avenues with proper training.
>>680353317
that's mayonnaise you fucking spastic
>>680353172
Egg looks purely presentational. Something you bongs should work on. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibs
>>680353317
garlic sauce
fully loaded cheese dog from iceland
this is actually how much chez was on it
>>680353254
The fried rice section looks edible, however the chicken looks subpar.
>>680353426
shouldnt you be in school, ya 12 yr old?
>>680353733
>iceland
>>680353633
They don't give a fuck, man.
>>680348581
>>680351535
>>680353733
disgusting as fuck
>>680353707
I would accept a faggot eating jizz on their french fries over fucking mayonnaise.
>>680353733
Jalapenos? A Eurofag would die if they ate something that spicy.
>>680353733
If it looks like it is something that would come out of your ass or what would be the result of eating it and then throwing it up then it is not appealing.
>>680353254
- for eggs in rice
+ for everything else
Would eat the shit out of that
>>680348581
A stroke/heart attack 10 minutes later
>>680353293
Those are jalapenos, not bell peppers.. You please get off site internet read book learn life play water drink eat sleep sam i am
>>680353733
Looks like diarrhea
>>680354009
Why do the fancy europeans put mayo on their fries?
>>680353879
OoooooH! Ya burned me!
>>680353293
...those are jalapenos, you uncultured fuck. "Hot bell peppers?" What the fuck are you.
>>680348581
I get something similar from my local butty shop at weekends. 2 bacon, 2 sausages, 2 black pudding, 2 eggs, beans, tomatoes, 2 toasts and a coffee for £3.95.
>>680354421
Oh excuse me I didn't investigate the actual pepper thoroghly. I like jalapeños just as much. Where's the fucking pizza from?
>>680351401
Who the fuck puts the gravy boat ON the fuckin plate?
>>680350441
kike alarm triggered
>>680354639
Not from Europe. Jalapenos aren't sold in Europe because they're too spicy for their weak tongues.
>>680352558
You went around asking people to name countries on a map?
What a faggot.
>>680354709
Cheese whiiiiiiz
>>680354912
i thought the same thing like wtf????
>>680352593
>sea salt garlic and rosemary
That's it? No wonder they say white people dont properly season their food.
>>680352655
You ever been to America? It's kind of the other way around.
>>680352806
My sides
>>680352773
Fuck off faggot, go suck a hitler look a likes dick
>>680352910
Where would one find such a feast?
>>680354912
actually, a fat american came up to me with one arm (diabetus) and asked if I was from "the british empire" to which I responded no.
He then said "erm ya u are man I can prove it" followed by a redneck type laugh. He then proceeded to point to china on a world map on his iphone
>>680352891
Do they taste better than a beef Wellington?
Why dont brits have way more seafood? You'd think them being so close to water they'd have a lot more of these
>>680354976
And where'd the shrimp stuff? And fish stuff Other than the boring ass fish n chips we all have on Fridays here in every pizza place in murica too. Where's all this shit?
>>680351337
Is fried innit
>>680349763
I always imagined that krabby patty tasting like chewed up newspaper.
>>680355224
Well from what Americans tell me, all the white girls over there suck black dick whilst you guys get cucked. Plus, I've seen countless videos of black guys beating up pussy ass "americans", typical
>>680354837
What
>>680355453
Similar
>>680354912
This actually happened I happen to be the man with one arm.
>>680354322
I do not know, but that is disgusting.
>>680355427
this actually happened. i happen to be the man with one arm
>>680355460
>>680355312
The only good thing about that photo is the ipa. Also, why the shotgun? Did you shoot the carrots?
>>680354501
>mfw a meal like that would cost about $11.99 in burger land
>>680355427
What is a redneck type laugh? Can you do your best to type it out?
>>680356077
Its hard to describe, try laughing and listening to yourself, see if that works
>>680356006
>>680356034
Well, British money is worth more than American money.
>>680356006
TBH the only thing that matters is the gun... then again you british slaves wouldn't understand.
>>680355427
every American is exactly like him lol you're so right bro.
And in two Years every European will be a Muslim
>>680355631
By American do you mean 4chan?
Cause that's what it sounds like.
Get off the internet more often bro
And those black guys are Americans. American doesn't mean white.
>>680356409
not by much
>>680356248
Go brush your teeth, goovnah
>>680357729
But you're an American on the internet, so why should I listen to you anymore than I should listen to them? Rather hypocritical dont you think?
>>680356409
The Muslims know that for sure
>>680357575
>powerpuff girls
>>680350527
orange fanta, wat is pepsi not gud enuf for yu m8?
cheeky fukin pleb
>>680357880
I already have today. My teeth are pearly white.
Free healthcare bro, which I do believe you are not entitled to?
>>680357916
I don't care if you listen to me or not. I'm being objective,
>>680358070
No but I am entitled to shoot a Muslim breaking in to rape my wife.
Can say the same for you, eurocuck
>>680348253
Lol fuckin gross
>>680358217
I have a rifle upstairs, so you're wrong, once more
>>680357971
>>680348970
Its not part of a staple diet, that picture makes it look especially shitty as well - it's chav food and shouldn't be taken as the standard.
>>680351737
Only if your view of America is just what you see on TV, there's a hell of a lot more than just idiots sitting on a beach in California somewhere.
>>680358385
This looks like a favorable future. Perhaps that what I need to shoot for.
>>680358803
You don't have a legitimate, rich culture like most other countries.
You don't have heritage, you just have activities and entertainment like every country. I've been to America, I enjoyed my stay. But to say you have "culture" in the sense other countries do, is plain incorrect
>>680355954
Is that pistol plugged into a fucking charger?
>>680354709
what are those long green things?
>>680348581
>>680348970
>>680350441
>>680354501
Just gonna leave this here:
Black pudding is fucking rancid
>>680355312
looks great. recipe?
>>680359257
Not everyone has extra gun batteries.
>>680354897
Bullshit. They sell Jalapeno burgers and shit in my country.
>>/ck/ pls go
>>680359185
We haven't been a country nearly as long as most European countries either.
That being said, I'm from Southwest Virginia right in the middle of the Blue Ridge Mountains. If you can get past the backwards hillbilly ideals, rural Appalachia has a particularly unique culture and people cling to heritage, it's far from a bland area.
>>680359185
its because of only a brief history made up entirely of immigrants. maybe in 400-500 years we will have a "culture"
>>680359665
lel
