Anybody have the comic where the dad takes a smarty and turns it into a doll for his daughter? I got up to the part where he puts corrosive agent into the fluffys nerve endings but the thread 404ed :(
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>You make a quick check downstairs to see how Grandma's doing
>She's fast asleep in bed
>You turn her light off and take the plate upstairs, Melon crumbs and all
>Thank god her room is in an isolated corner
>And she's old as shit meaning she has no idea what I'm about to do.
>"Okay, how many fluffies do we have. I'm sorry but I couldn't take care of that many fluffies, but I can take care of everyone who stuck around!"
>NO MISTAH MEANIE
>"No, I just need fluffys to know that I am the boss, but if you're good fluffies I'll give you all the nummies and love and hugs you want. Just come on out!"
>The fluffies start to come out from hiding places, as I reach down and take Melon's head away
>I start playing with Logan and nuzzling his fluff
>He stops crying and starts laughing, like they're genetically programmed to do when you tickle them
>The other fluffies come out of hiding
>We've got three foals, a brown earth, a blue pegasus, and a grey earth
>Mama might have left the brown and grey babbehs behind to save their favored ones
>One adolescent dark blue earth
>And two adults - one mare who appears to be crippled and a red guy who puffs his cheeks at you
>Oh boy, do we have another Smarty?
>"What's your name?"
>"Why are you puffing your cheeks at me Apple?"
>BECUZ DIS SMARTEH HOOSE!
>With that, I grab a cardboard box and snatch up the six fluffies
>Throwing them in, I put a cookbook on top of it to trap them inside
>"Logan, your my bestest babbeh"
>I take Melon's head and slowly remove the skull and innards until only a mask remains
>Against his wishes, I take the Melon mask and put it over Logan
>"There, now Logan is the Melon"
>"Time to make the others fluffies battle, Melon"
Round 1 fight: 3 foals (Brown, Blue, Grey), Adolescent Blue, Crippled Mare, Apple the Smarty
Pick first two combatants and possible gimmick matches if you got em
>not using clover
>not opening images in a fucking new tab on chrome/safari/firefox/etc and saving images
Every thread you ask for it and it wastes count
Kindly fuck your self
Pick up ado blue,telling it that its your favorite color,so its your favorite fluffy treat it nice and tell it if its a good fluffy it gets sketti.After this blue is put in the seat as judge in a tribunal to determine if the fluffies are good or bad,bad fluffies going in to the icebow,while good fluffies get sketti(dont tell them they get sketti,sos they have no reason to lie)
>"Come now Melon, the games must begin!"
>NO am Mewon am Wogan!
>"If you want to be the leader you have to be Melon! Logan is a bad fluffy who cannot be bestest! Only Melon is bestest!"
>"Otay is Mewon" Melogan sadly mews
>You gather up various shop objects, tape, and other fun objects from the kitchen
>Then grab the cardboard box of fluffies and head all the way upstairs
>The upstairs bathroom is actually pretty clean compared to the other rooms in the house
>I guess the fluffies would rather shit on carpet
>But the bathtub is pretty much pristine apart from mildew and mold, but no fluffy shit
>Plus the fluffies can't get out
>You pick Melogan up and give him a prime spot on the sink to watch the action as a King would watch a jousting tournament
>Then you open up the box
>Of course, the box is already filled with piss and shit
>PWEASE MISTAH NO HURT FWUFFIES
>Apple is trying to attack you
>A firm slap sends him cowering to the corner
>The mare is clutching the blue foal to her chest
>While the grey one tries to join them but is shooed away by the mother
>I think we have our first fight
>Injured Mare vs. Blue Bestest Babbeh and Grey Bestest Babbeh
>The mare's back legs are utterly useless
>She must have hurt them herself from sheer stupidity
>No wonder she couldn't get her foals out when she had the chance
>"We're going to have a handicap match to the death. Two foals versus one mammah."
>NO GIB BABBEHS OWSIES
>"TWO FOALS VERSUS ONE MAMMAH. The winner gets sketties"
>I grab a fork and pick up the grey foal, using string and duct tape to attach the fork to his back, the pokey end sticking out like he's wearing a little helmet
>But perfect for stabbing
>Do the same to the blue foal
>Alright, foals have the advantage, and fight!
>The foals start crying and trying to remove the forks
>The momma starts limping over... and she hugs them
>NO HURT BABBEHS DEY JUST WITTLE BABBEHS
I need to motivate these fuckers into combat
lazer in the eyes
Parchute them down and wreck havoc,stumps mean its perfect weapon as it stays where its dropped,and they are dirt cheap compared to infantry
Learn to spell,fgt.
Today has been... not sure if productive is the right word for it. I've been drawing a single fluffy picture for the past TEN HOURS, and it still isn't completed! I still maintain that I can't draw for shit, I just make a mess and then spend the next several hours fixing the errors until the end result looks like what it's meant to.
If anyone can draw pictures in just minutes, please draw something! It's not too much to ask, and the end result is probably still better than mine.
Does the chick have backstory? Does she hate fluffies because some smarties tried and failed to make her a milk mare while she was pregnant? Or some thing similarly bonkers?
That's a Jellenheimer, the fluffy version of the boogeyman. It's ambiguous whether he's real or not, but fluffies believe that he lives in "dawkies" and is a "worstest munsta num babbehs an' mummahs" I have a pic somewhere where a smarty kills foals and blames it on the Jellenheimer so he can mate more.
>I pick up a knife that I've brought upstairs and lightly prick the three fluffies with the blade of it
>Naturally they all start screaming
>WURST HURTSIES WURST HURTSIES!
>"Either mammah lives, babbehs live, or everyone dies! Make up your mind."
>The grey foal charges at mammah and stabs her with the fork
>"STAWP STAWP!" cries the blue foal as it tries to hold its sibling back
>The mare lets out a painful howl, the fork appears to have pierced her upper cheek and gotten a bit of her eyeball as well
>The blue foal is preventing the grey foal from hurting mammah
>"No, iz.... kiww mammah" says the mare "Mammah owie, babbehs grow beeg"
>"Mammah..." whimpers the blue foal
>"Iz otay" the mare says, closing her eyes
>The little grey fucker stabs and stabs and stabs
>Even after mommah dies he keeps going
>The blue foal just cries and never once stabs mommah.
>Eventually grey tires himself out
>I take the knife apparatus off the foals as delicately as I can
>And the two of them join Melogan up on the sink of champions
>Three more still to fight
>"Okay you three, since Apple is a Smarty and the biggest, I think it's only fair to have you another handicap match. What's your name, little guys?"
>Hah, it's literally named poopeh
>Dolfin & Poopy versus Apple
>Apple immediately runs over to Poopy and eats him within seconds
>Poopy can do absolutely nothing except scream as Apple looks to Dolphin in shock
>Apple spits out Poopy's lower half, and makes his way towards Dolphin
>Dolphin is clearly gonna get his ass beat
>"Wait a minute Apple, I said handicap match"
>APPWE EAT POOPEH AND NAO EAT DOLFIWN!
>"No Apple, you aren't facing Dolphin and Poopy. You're facing Dolphin, Poopy... and Me."
>NO DIS FWUFFY BATTLE NO FARE U HUMMAN!
>I stand up and roll up the sleeves on my collar shirt
Surely I must have brought something up from the kitchen for such an occasion?
fucking love how that poopie just got rekt
This CYOA is better than I expected! The mummah vs babbehs fight went pretty much exactly how I'd imagine ordinary fluffies to act when forced to fight each other.
>Since size is an unfair advantage, I knew I had to give Apple a fair shot
>Well, not really
>Those goddamn fondue forks, I don't know why the hell grandma bought them when I don't think she ever had a fondue pot
>But there was an opened box of 100 silver fondue forks
>Tiny, but strong
>At least stronger than fluffy fur
>You take the first one out and pierce Apple right through his eye
>He screams and tries to run around the tub
>You sit down comfortably, resting the box of forks on the toilet
>Little Dolphin is in the corner, terrified
>You pick him up and place him on your lap, petting him
>"There there Dolphin, we're on the same team. It's me and you against that meanie"
>KIWW MEANIE APPWE!
>"That's the spirit!"
>Apple has absolutely nowhere to run or hide
>His attempts to attack me are feeble
>And quite frankly, I've got fluffy shit all over my clothes already so he can sorry poopsie me all he fucking wants
>The second fork goes right into his nutsack
>The third fork pierces his ear and goes into his back
>The fourth fork goes right up his asshole
>He stopped fighting around the 9th fork
>He stopped moving around the 34th fork
>Not exactly sure when he died but by the time I got to 70 I knew for sure
>Still, he was an adult fluffy and I needed to get all 100 in there
>99 I found a spot near his tail
>And finally 100 I let Dolphin put in himself
>Three dead fluffies
>But Melogan, blue, grey, and Dolphin still remain having emerged victorious
The winners need a reward fam. Just literally survived Fluffy Death Bowl
Naaa man just normal sketties. But lure them outside and keep them out.
Either that or make them eat all of the shit the herd left in grandma's house so they can have sketties.
>Four fluffies left
>I can't help but think it's still too many
>"Okay guys, for a reward you're all gonna get the bestest sketties!"
>The ponys cheer with varying degrees of happiness
>Dolphin is having a hard time shaking off Apple's death
>I let the fluffies play in the living room as I make them sketties
>Break a glass bottle, grinding up the glass ever so tiny and mixing it in with the spaghetti
>Enough to kill any fluffy pony
>Go into my backpack and pick up some firecrackers as well
>Put them on top of the spaghetti like they're candles on a birthday cake
>Perhaps he's wondering why you would crush glass in sketties before blowing them up with firecrackers
>But you gotta cover your bases
>I bring the sketties into the living room, as the fluffies jump up and down and excitement
>"But wait... there's two prizes"
>The fluffies are perplexed. They want the fucking spaghetti.
>"The first prize is this spaghetti, but the second prize is better."
>WUT IZ SECUND PREYES?
>"I can't tell you what it is, but you have to trust me. I say the second prize is better than this plate of sketties. If you eat the sketties, you don't get the second prize. If you stay away from sketties, you get the second prize."
>I put the plate of sketties down and light the firecrackers like birthday candles.
>"WAN NUMMIES" screams the grey foal, running over and eating
>Melogan looks up to me with sad eyes
>"Daddeh promiss secund preyes bettah?"
>I nod at Melogan
>Grey is happily and merrily munching away on sketties
>Dolphin cries out "NU FARE WAN SKETTIES"
>And Dolphin runs over to join him
>I look at the blue foal and Melogan, they're not moving
>The firecrackers explode
>Grey and Dolphin are killed instantly
>Melogan and Blue run away in fear
>Dad walks in the side door
>"I just heard an explosion, what the hell are you doing?"
Oh shit dad's here
Fluffies threads are a mix between guro, and MLP with quite a bit of lore thrown in. It's not for everyone. I'm sure we have a lorefag somewhere in this thread who can explain further if you're still curious.
Do you watch movies where people are shot and are killed?
Then thats what you percive it as.If you dont like hide the thread and be on your wife. But you came in to the thread,being curious about it.Thats enough to say you looked at
>"Well dad, I found a whole herd of fluffies had taken over the house, but now all of them are gone except two. Melogan! Blue! Come out! It's safe!"
>The two fluffies come out, still scared.
>"Is that fluffy wearing another fluffy's face as a mask?"
>You take the Melon mask off Logan's face
>"What sort of sick twisted shit are you into, Anon?"
>"I found some ferals, I was just teaching them a lesson. For grandma."
>"You killed all her animals?"
>"No dad, grandma could use these creatures but too many of them are little shitrats. These two are actually well-behaved. I think we should neuter them and bring them to the nursing home with grandma"
>Dad sighs, and rubs his temples.
>"You are cleaning this entire fucking house, okay? I know they shit on it but I just heard an explosion. Tomorrow, when I take mom to visit retirement homes."
>"Yeah okay dad", maybe it's best he doesn't see what I did to Apple in the upstairs bathroom
>The next day I told grandma that I took all the other fluffies to a nice shelter where they're all gonna find homes
>Logan and Bluebell (he decided to name himself Bluebell) are grateful to have survived and trust humans, I let them know if they ever tell what happened to Grandma, I'll come for them
>But retirement homes are a great place for fluffy to be
>They get pet all day and the workers are used to cleaning up random acts of shit and piss
>Plus other residents have fluffy ponies so everyone can play
>I told those little fuckers that the second prize would be better
>I told them
wish dad had been an abuser, but this ending was good.
>The lore fag is here shitlords
Basically fluffies were a toy / pet created by a fictional company called Has-Bio. It started well with a Tv channel called FluffTV and high profits. However one day PETA launched a terrorist attack on the factory, freeing thousands of fluffies, these fluffies despite their weak demeanor fucked like rabits and cities are overun with fluffy infestations. Most people hate fluffies and kill them like cockroaches. because they are toys they don't technically have animal rights. Fluffies speak in baby-talk with many cultural ideas such as best babies in a litter and defecating as a form of attack and alot more. It's a fun thing and in some ways represents the things we hate most in life, selfishness and stupidity and gives an escape. Hope this helped .
>"You want out"
>throw bottle up in the air hard
>"YOU WANTED OUT DIDNT YA?"
>fluffies enjoy outside upies
>hate fly downies
> fluffy alive some how,filled with glass
>they take thier last breath
>"can his sketti"
>fluffies based on FluffTV
Not sure if trolling...
Fluffies give me a sort of happysad feeling that I just don't get anymore from other media. Also some stories do a great job of portraying Xenofiction (aka fiction from the eyes of a animal who may have a totally alien outlook on the world.)
That's the point, I don't like fluffies being tortured. It makes me sad, and that's a feeling I don't usually get after browsing 4chan for 5 odd years.
Besides that, fluffy abuse in isolation is terrible, but psychological torture as drama is brilliant for bringing out the differences in viewpoints in thought processes in fluffies and humans.
Just a pussy then it seems,drawing make you mad
You need more hugbox friend
>Drawing makes you mad
Okay... I never said that, but if that's what you want to think go ahead :)
We are all friends in the fluffy fandom, you just need biggest huggies <3
Fluffies only exist in the 2d world.They are drawings,they are fictious,they will never exist.ever.It is impossible for current animals to develope the need lobes in the proper size to be sentient
I'll paint that avocado pink and slap it like a desobedient landwhale
Most animals are sentient, what the fuck are you on? What, they need to be able to speak to you to confirm they are sentient?
A dog is sentient. A cat is. So is a pig, and they're intelligent enough to play a simple video game. A duck is also pretty sentient. A student had one as a pet for like, a year or two and it learned that it needed to be quiet during school. Chickens can probably do the same.
That's a debate that could take up an entire thread, but... most animals are intelligent and can suffer, but are not self aware.
Read up on mirror tests and see which animals have passed it, that's a good sign they recognize themselves. Chickens for the record, have not and despite being able to learn, do not possess sentience.
I have ideas, but I'm unacceptably slow at drawing. Still working on one picture, going to finish it tomorrow.
For starters, how about a fluffy stallion forced to mate with an alicorn mare?