Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It can't be
>>680344108
Good night!
Yeah I thought so.
>>680344211
Damn new thread already?
>>680343844
>How would you feel about someone stealing your claim?
Not very strongly.
>>680344066
Just hand them over...
And yeah, you have to take them off in front of me, otherwise you might cheat.
>leaving
Shiki claimed
Best German CV claimed
>Lurking
Its like you weren't even trying.
I had to go through 3 captchas and still
>itt people with their cartoon girfriends
It must be hard to you guys
>>680342828
Miho claimed
>>680344308
<3
>>680344282
12 seconds
>>680344308
26 seconds, next time tatsu
*cough*
Stocking claimed
*cough*
>>680344389
How long have you been here as in posting and talking with others?
>>680344146
>John
Hehe what would yuuta say about that shirt? And why would I fight a delusional kid? You're too cute to do any real harm
You take some fuck
Then some shit
Then some fuck
Then some shit
You got a fuck shit stack
A fuck shit stack
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKOeeYko7w
>>680344414
>Not very strongly.
Thats great for you, we struggle from different sides of the same coin.
>you have to take them off in front of me
Excuse me? You take yours off.
>points gun at head
Claiming my nerdy waifu
Clicked the wrong one in the catalog.
That seems to happen more than I'd like to admit. Oh well, the rate things are going I will get my chance to shine once more.
>>680344497
<3
Claimed.
>>680343871
That's why perfer night shift. Jaja
Random question for the thread.
Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
>inb4 bepis
<3
>>680344917
Tea
>>680344917
Pepsi.
>>680344335
>>680344375
>>680344389
>>680344393
>>680344414
>>680344422
>>680344423
>>680344436
>>680344487
>>680344496
>>680344497
>>680344532
>>680344559
>>680344595
>>680344691
>>680344720
>>680344823
>>680344845
>>680344865
>>680344955
gather round everyone, get your (You)'s! Fresh hot (You)'s right out of the oven.
welcome back
>>680344917
Neither.. fizzy drinks are ew
>>680344917
>>680344718
Your gun can't harm me.
Do you have an Exocet launcher in there?
You probably don't.
>>680344994
Come on spidey, why ya gotta do dis?
>>680344917
Coca-Cola obviously.
>>680345058
Here's one for you too~
>>680344917
Dr pepper.
>>680344917
Coffee.
>>680344917
only drink water desu
if I had to choose it would be cola
>>680344595
Today? Like the last 3 threads? I went to go get food so maybe it didnt feel so slow.
I shall take you down you witch. Johns a cool guy. And I can do some damage
>>680345020
Coca flavoured tea?
>>680344832
<3
>>680344865
I been going to bed earlier so im not really on late.
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg-q38DzFUs
>>680345136
Your cask won't withstand my flamethrower for long.
>>680345157
>>680345271
<3
How are you feeling today?
>>680345058
>crawls into over
Tenryuu claimed
Totally was worth the effort to level-up Maya to Lv. 75
>>680344917
It's saint pepsi, bitch
>>680345464
get out of there! that's where I bake the next thread!
>>680345222
>only drink water desu
Pretty much this
Sometimes milk :c
Late Akiko claim
I had to put some chicken legs in the oven, and then I had to sneeze.
>sneezing is actually a bigger deal than you'd think with me
>>680344823
Damn she's thick, but I don't reconize her
>>680344917
Mead
>>680345058
Thank you!
>>680344917
Dr Pepper
>>680345238
So you're new? Welcome homie. I'm shinoa. The smug goddess.
By imagining things that won't ever happen?
>>680345487
Maya a cute.
I prefer Choukai tho.
>>680345440
Ok-ish and bored waiting on a tow truck.
This is Sakura
She is mine
Legs.
>>680345239
I have tried coca tea, i wasn't that big of a fan
>>680345352
What will that accomplish, though?
You can't fly or anything.
Not sure what happens if you drown.
>>680345628
Im going to bully your little sister.
>>680345756
Work has treated me well too, and Easter is around the corner.
>waiting on a tow-truck
You can tow me whenever you want. <3
>>680345487
I like her, too.
I was gonna ask anyways, since we have a few KanColle palyers:
What's you're favorite DD fleet setup.
We'll go with 1 CL and 5 DDs.
And no more than 3 event exclusives.
You choice if gameplay wise or just because.
>>680345729
>>680345182
>mfw (You)
>>680345628
hiya! I never thought about it but milk is healthy too, thanks
who is your waifu? I don't know her
>>680344917
Coke mixed with Dr. Pepper
>>680345058
Thanks man thats a nice tasty (you)
>>680345729
Thanks I could tell, its that kind of smug that really gets to me but nice to meet you.
T...they happen!
>>680345685
I want to try Honey Mead for so many years.
>>680345729
Dr. Pepper doesn't exist at all in my country.
I feel like im missing on something the rest of the world isn't.
>>680345812
Thats awesome, but why didn't you enjoy? Tastes bad? Does it actually give you a rush or no?
>>680345801
Butts.
>>680344917
Never tried once both, do i miss something ?
>>680345977
Try it, you won't live for much longer~
>>680346021
Good for the bones, right? :c
Kyou Fujibayashi, from Clannad ^^
>>680346101
i like butts
>>680345569
ribbit
>closes oven and falls asleep
>>680345271
I thought so..
Now I'll be heading off to work. Take care y'all.
>>680345997
Get ready for my "tow bar" <3
>>680346203
1v1 me granny
>>680345836
What do you mean? Are we in the middle of the sea without me knowing?
>>680346101
Kyouko, you're tingling my yuri senses.
>>680345998
>note to self
>read before you post
>>680346263
>Now I'll be beading off
This is what I read.
Hasp
IRL Katawa
>>680346068
I can highly recommend elderberry mead and aged apple mead
>>680346101
fuck the rules, I'm too weak for butts
>>680346101
Butts!
>>680346263
bye
>>680346463
Target acquired.
>>680345998
>DD fleet
I actually use a mixed one with 2 Ca, 1 DD, 1 CLT, 1 FBB and 1 CV.
>Ca because dmg, AA cut-ins and night battle rape
>CLT because mini submarine
>FBB because burning love and brite force
>CV for Saiun (this is very important) and AA superiority
>pliz kill me
>>680346327
>tow bar
N-No. That's way too lewd.
W-Will it hurt?
>>680346238
silly froggo, you might have hurt yourself.
>slaps you on cutting board
WHOS READY FOR SOME FUCKING FROG LEGS AYY LMAO
>>680346203
kawaii waifu, would upvote and give gold on reddit
when did you stop drinking fizzy drinks and other stuff? I never liked coffee and stopped everything but water when I saw a comic about sugar on the oatmeal
>>680346263
bye bye!
>>680346327
I'm sure Tomoyo will take you on with me
>>680346329
What do you expect? To do any sort of damage like that you need to cut with a welding torch or the like.
And that will take a while.
>>680346590
NO. Not you
>>680346210
Me too!
>>680346329
Is that a bad thing?
>>680346463
Everyone is weak to butts!
Pats here
>>680346678
DONT KILL THE FROG
>>680346068
It was similar to green tea, and it wasn't bad, but it did have a little bit of an aftertaste witch i didn't like.
>>680346534
Butts
>>680346064
Enjoy the fast pace thread. Get fun and read the rules too. Got any smugs? Shinoa can be super cute too!
Awwww how cute!
>>680346068
Best coke, homie
>>680346101
Cute butt!
>>680346599
BANINGU RABU.
>>680346690
Maybe I have hidden intentions... like warming you up while causing minimal damage out of revenge.
>>680346678
Thanks, yours is too
Actually, I'm not sure I ever even started.. they just never appealed to me from day one
>comic about sugar on the oatmeal
Do you remember what it was called?
Also never tried coffee in my life ^^'
>>680346669
I'll hook in gently <3
>>680346685
Needing a man to help you. What a weakling.
>>680346599
I guess I should reword it a bit - without the typos.
It was more of a thing about the girls themselves, not their roles.
Basically I wonder about peoples favorite DDs.
So basically:
Your top 6 Destroyer fleet girls,
with some room for a CVL or CL et cetera.
Need a flagship at least.
>>680346750
Sylvie! How's my qt pat pat doing?
>>680346743
butts are really nice
>>680346732
Fine, we can be sisters in crime.
>>680346743
Well... this heat it makes me feel is a little weird but I guess its not a bad thing.
>>680347084
Baaaka, Tomoyo is the grey-haired girl, Tomoya is a guy :c
Easy mistake to make though..
>>680347275
"she's " clearly a man
>>680347117
For a flagship try out Shrimp or Yukikaze, and Poi Kai Ni along with Hibiki are my favourites. Favourite CL is obviously Tenryuu, but Kiso makes her role pretty good. I'd recommend leveling up Chitose or her sister due to the fact that you get minu submarines. And level up Kitakami pretty fast if you have one. Because mini subs
>>680346678
I'm ready to run you through if you go any further.
>>680347084
Then it's okay.
But only because it's you. <3
>come here now
>>680347446
What is your problem?! I've never met someone so rude..
>>680346793
I see... since you smoke you should be at least a little immune to that aftertaste.
But you didn't answer the other question, does it get you fucked up or no?
>>680347117
This is my second favourite DD. Guess who is the first!
>>680346907
No smugs for Rikka just alot of cute faces, you can be cute but smug is your strong suit, you shall be my rival.
It wont be so cute when I destroy you!
>>680347009
it was this one, 20 neato facts worth knowing about coffee. after I saw the cola thing I felt really disgusted and looked up the sugar amounts in other drinks and never touched the stuff again
>>680346790
I WILL EAT THE FROG
>Karen
>>680347208
Fair enough
>>680347208
>Heat
Sounds like a good thing.
Chaika claimed
>>680347665
>>680347619
I think someone else is feeling it.
>>680347475
https://youtu.be/2YZJt_Bw3eo
>>680347748
Maybe.
>>680346101
Butts?
>>680347570
I wasn't smoking at that time.
And not really, it kinda felt like i had drank coffee instead of tea.
>>680347815
This is the kind of video I would watch at 4am in the darkest moments of my life and youtube exploration.
>>680347748
>tfw just got an irl nosebleed watching this thread
>>680347475
WAIT SHIT NIGGA ILL LET HER GO
I doubt any of you would end your laifu for your waifu.
>>680347548
Problem is your sister never got her arch in the anime and she is forever alone. So it bugs me when ever i see clannad.
>>680347470
I appreciate your input, Ten. I have too many Chitoses, in fact, and a few of the others.
>>680347614
coffee would make a good waifu.
>>680348137
Already ended my social life
>>680347893
suggested butts
>>680347595
Shinoa can do many things and I'm fine with that ',:)
>rubs head
Sure you can! When you're all grown up you can try to destroy me!
>>680347570
Kisaragi? :^)
>>680347614
wait shit that wasn't it
>>680348145
You don't have to take that out on me!
>>680348357
It wasn't? o.o
>>680348011
Whelp that sucks, I will just stick to my raspberry or pomegrenate tea.
I also want to try marijuana tea but am worried of wasting it.
>>680348104
I thought that only happened to asians.
>>680348450
Let's get this going
>>680348362
Im just bored as fuck is all. Nothing against you.
>>680348175
I only have 1 meatshield... I mean chitose yet, no other seaplane tenders.
>>680348678
It's leaking into europe
That's what you get when you're on the same landmass
>>680348715
I only have one of those but have this one
>>680348678
Well, this is the perfect day to find out
>>680348303
Funny, thats the third one but it ends with same letter.
>>680348626
no I remember the other one had teaspoons of sugar in it and it had like 14 for cola and less for coffee. I can't find it but now that I think about it maybe it wasn't oatmeal's website but Ilovecoffee dot jp
>>680347614
But I love the frog!
>>680348276
Whats your favorite thing then? Good ive always wanted one sweet.
I can do it now, dont underestimate the tyrants eye its very powerful.
>>680348249
Butts!
>>680348855
Those peaches look very mature and juicy, I think its time to collect them.
>>680348855
Boobs.
>>680349090
Dat Homu
>>680348877
Indeed, too bad I only have hash.
>>680348898
Hatsuyuki?...
Also, totally shredded three fleets in PvP...
But one is some guys level 142 submarine wife.
How do I kill this thing?
Ten?
>>680347470
How do I kill the super submarine wife?
Ako is best girl
>>680348855
boobers
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
Claimed
>>680349269
Another one
>>680349090
M-my peaches?
>>680349173
bewbs
>>680348855
Shinoa is part of DFC :(
>>680348940
Smugs of course!
Hehe
