I am only describing my personal experience to touching your hair. It is quite lovely.
Some people need more, some people need less. If you can be happy without exploring and experimenting, good for you.
Man, you accomplish what most men can only dream.
I imagine this is what it would feel like, so yes.
How is wishing you well rude?
Dom said that, so that is what I am.
Get in my harem.
thanks, you too
>tfw your country marks dates in day/month/year order
>tfw you will never actually celebrate 420
You have a harem? I wasn't aware. What about the plane tickets?
Oh yeah, I forgot the rest of the world does dates wrong.
*in a logical order from smallest to largest amount of time
Not much. Played a game of league, tried the new Taric. It was fab.
That will be arranged. Also make sure to shave and bring your favorite oils.
You aren't allergic to incense are you?
It will be great, you can rub oil on my butt.
Excuse me, Im rushing! You can start with rubbing oil on my tummy.
The rework news has been out for several weeks now.
>I forgot to ask you how you were and you already answered it
That sounds like an ok day to be honest. Not too fun, but not too terrible either.
nibi wth you're like 8 different people
I dont even know WHO YOU ARE
You probably don't remember me, but I post porn in these threads
Y-yeah me too, ive never been with a guy before.
He's nice though.
How goes it?
Well it IS a harem, the festivities cannot being without all our men.
So are many others.
I'm alright. How about you?
Not much. Just playing some hearthstone right now.
trying to get my brain into video game time but i'm too tired
I am trembling.
Not bad, a little tired, but fine.
Yeah, it's not too bad. I'm a bit hungry though I should find some food.
I'm hungry too, but I have no food again.
I hear that buying and eating food is generally a good thing and comes highly recommended.
Dont worry, one of the other harem boys or myself can hold you.
I love Peritian's work so much.
Oh shit, I hadn't even thought of that.
It's a good job that I'm here to remind you of the value of food.
I really don't know what I'd do without you sometimes.
Are you here to gay it up?
I don't see your name on it.
so sad right now
Well, to be fair, Para is more proficient at it.
It's your calling, you have a natural talent for it.
What do I get?
That is a cute cat, by the way. I would totally pet it alot.
Lies and slander.
It's time for you to retire.
you get to keep the picture but thats about it
They might well be the truest words I've spoken in a year.
Yes, you are, though Nibi's hair is more fabulous.
That is acceptable.
>Cant find anyone willing to snuggle.
>Too nervous to just randomly ask because gay.
Step aside, please.
Can't really argue with that.
An arctic fox!
Me too, but I'm going to take a shower which should alleviate that.
A shower sounds like an excellent idea right about now. Think I'll take one about half an hour from now so I can go to sleep right after.
Going to sleep earlier? How often do you try to fix your sleep schedule?
Riiight there. Also, checked.
Whenever I manage to wake up at a reasonable time in the morning. Then I crap it right up again. Living the dream.
the fact that the junk mail advertisements I get in my mailbox are half in chinese really speaks volumes about the number of foreign students at my school
Chinese students are everywhere here as well
I unno who you are, and you could have AIDS.
well the universe is 30% asian after all
sounds like you made a mistake, then
hopefully not until after I die
The only mistake here was my birth, pal.
a mistake, surely, but definitely not the only one
The world will be 99% chinese in about 5 years. If you arent chinese already they will turn you chinese.
I would want to play League, but I'm tired.
I can't anyway, I have to pretend to write this paper
you know, sit here with the document and textbook open and shitpost instead
That's better than what I do, at least, which is not even bother to start pretending to write.
Sush, you will be chinese and like it.
Hah, I dont even need you!
Would you touch my butt when we are cuddling?
Procrastination is best.
what about me?
wow, black and a woman, hitting all the right demographics
I like to have it open on the off chance I say "fuck it" and start actually getting work done
>also, harriet tubman is going to be on the 20$ bill
Wuz 20s n sheit
we are already IN your harem
i think i am in the middle.
i mean, if i am tiny spoon, in order to touch your butt i will have to reacharound backwards.
they are also putting women's suffragists, like susan b anthony, on the back of other bills i believe.
i'm not sure why you mind that, what does it matter?