/b/, it's 420. Why aren't you smoking weed?
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/b/, it's 420. Why aren't you smoking weed?
I am.
because im jewish
>>680313937
Because I am not a degenerate NEET and actually have shit to do today.
Because its führers geburtstag
i have no friends or acquaintances that smoke so i wouldnt know where to buy weed
Drinking beer and smoking a cigar instead
>>680313937
Smoking a fatty right meow
Cause I'm a grown ass man and with shit to do
So cocain
Nigga, I'm not gonna show up high on Hitler's birthday party. That's disrespectful.
>>680313937
because I am not 12
Weed sucks and so do you
>>680314688
you fake ass nigg nogg
>>680314688
because my weedfriend is at work, will hopefully be smoking later
Many reasons many science
i am tho
>>680316569
whats with the foil?
>>680316569
You look like the type of guy who would celebrate this teenager holiday
>>680316635
keep the smoke in for maximum blazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA7yu1x4UM
>>680316569
is that panel hat ? if so thats wassup bruh
>>680316753
neato. TIL.
Happy birthday Hitler!
Lets symbolically blaze some jews!
>>680313937
Because i dont need an excuse
Because I'm high already. Will smoke again soon as I am not.
>>680317233
She'd probably fuck it.
Because I'm in college atm, faggot. I will have a nice bowl when I'm out though.
>>680316569
Why is a dirty kike celebrating hitler's birthday?
I'm too busy being Alpha.
>>680314596
If you live in a medical state you can get a recommendation online and most major cities have delivery services. I use 2 in fact and just buy when they have a good promotion going. between them there’s usually always one.
>>680317233
shut up granpa
need to empty bollocks first
Patience. Use the bowl. Inhale.
Because I can't get it.
> was very low status in high school, did not drink or smoke
> was high status in university, drank and smoke (and dropped occasionally)
> graduated
> best job I could find was back in home town
> no connects
> no weed
I know there is weed where I live, and other stuff, but my very little group of friends doesn't include anyone with access to weed. I have a job, but the only stoner I work with is a really weird guy. I go to a very friendly gym, but everybody there is too health-obsessed to do drugs.
Because I have hash faggot
Because I got bored of smoking weed ten years ago and my life doesnt revolve around getting high.
>>680318354
Find a black guy hanging around in your park? (please dont do that). Honestly just find so stoner looking kids and just ask them where they get their stuff.
>>680318354
go to some bars. Chat with the patrons, maybe buy them a couple drinks. Drunk people are more than willing to hook it up
>>680318354
if that gym is has basketball courts. talk to the people who play basketball. I swear like 80% of athletes smoke
>>680314429
/Thread
>>680313937
cute
>>680316747
>this
And because I am not some high school burnout who thinks there such a thing as "pot culture".
>>680313937
Because I'm not an edgy teen loser with low self-esteem.
>>680316569
You look pretty successful
>lol
>>680319668
>uses lol on 4chan
Become an hero
>>680317233
>>680316569
Downfall of the white race.
I already did, i am all out
>>680313937
i am faggot
>>680313937
because then I would get too horny and find a boy like in OPs pic face fuck/rape the little bitch!!
FUCK YOUR MENTAL SCARS MAKE ME CUM BITCH!!!!!
>>680319557
>Smoking weed is edgy
Don't you summer fags have anything better to do? When I was 12 I didn't spend my summer on 4chan.
>>680319668
>This exactly!
>Being the living definition of pothead loser.
>420
You mean its 20.4 kill yourself you fucking retard amerifat
>>680313937
wed's for weak faggots, jnly semen though ma veins
>>680319557
>posts condescending comment about how smoking pot means youre a kid with low self-esteem to boost low self-esteem
Stay classy /b/
>>680319827
i'm a psychiatrist
>>680313937
>420 bro weed dudebro LMAO
Fuck off with your shitty made up special day. You Amerifats ruin everything. You retards even celebrate black day.
>>680317609
i live in fuckin Perm, so fuck off
I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzEemp1SLOM
>>680320146
>HUMP DAY
>>680317704
Look out, we got a bad ass here. Enjoy your minimum wage for the rest of your pathetic stoner life, little edgy teen.
i quit smoking anything about a year ago
>>680320220
use ramp or rutor, durachok! mnogo gde v rashke mozhno vyrubit' pokuryt'
>>680319775
Uses loser drug
>An hero fgtt
>>680314311
It's called sativa bro, try it sometime
>>680320047
Useless shitposting. Enjoy your false sense of superiority, Eurofag trash.
>>680319775
Daddy not love you? Have to smoke weed to cope?
Pussy ass millennial.
>>680319827
as if it ever was on a high place.
>>680320679
More like shitiva
>>680320587
>loser drug
I'm sure you love sticking shrooms up your ass
>>680313937
Because it's Hitler birthday and I'm busy celebrating that.
>>680319981
>Summer
>April 20th.
You are fucking stupid. Put down the dope little man.
>>680320800
Better than indicouch
>>680313937
Because I'm working, you fucking asshole. Some of us aren't freeloading autists, I hope you burn your fucking eyebrows off next time you rip your bong you cum bubble farting faggot.
Cause I got a military contract for atleast the next 3 years and got frequent drug tests here.
>>680320338
не надо вскрывать эту тему
smoked my first joint in a year without tobacco for the first time, shit was great, i am never mixing my bud with that poison again
walking up the stairs was trippy as hell
>>680320906
he is obviously a newfag from reddit spewing cool buzzwords he saw in /r/4chan
>>680320948
Weed ain't free.
>>680313937
Because i'm not a filthy drug faggot.
>>680320195
Doesn't boost low self-esteem. Maintains it.
Now finish mowing my grass son.
>>680320941
What's wrong with couches?
>>680320906
Semesters ends around the end of April. Maybe if you weren't in middle school you'd know that.
>>680313937
>smoking
I vape.
>>680320208
Post degree with timestamp.
>>680320993
Bitter manlet detected
>>680321108
>>680313937
Because i live full life where artificial stimuli is unneccessary? Go out and do something you fucking losers.
>>680321060
Not in the morning, I smoke indica after work or at the end of the day
>>680321122
>>680321199
I did go out and did something anon
>>680321033
What kind of drug are you?
>>680321224
Ahh I get it now. Indica makes you lazier
>>680319981
u spend your summer on naive shitty masturbation alone in the dark wardrobe, because your mom was fanatic christian blaming such naughty thins
>>680321272
a big one
>>680320208
So you're jewish then
>>680321122
Everyone knows, nobody cares.
>>680321262
Great!
Will the cops find out it was you?
>>680321337
Basically
>>680320993
>Knows what reddit /r/4chan is
Kektastic
>>680313937
>>680321108
So how is that summer?
That dope has already proven you're too fucking dumb.
>Thinks summer is based on when school gets out
>>680317595
>Alpha
>DBZ weeb
Pick one fag
>>680321838
That's when the cancer floods in because they have nothing better to do. I'm not talking about the actual season you dipshit.
>>680316569
Yo hiddenhorizons
>>680321481
is getting caught part of your plan
I treat 4/20 like labor day. Plus, ive always seen more cops and more people pulled over on 4/20
>>680322121
Not getting caught is usually point 1,3 and 5 og my plan
Got around 10 grams of high grade bud. Smoking a fat joint at 4:20. Probably gonna take a break after today. Enjoy the day lurkers, posters, and blazers.
>>680322305
Pickin up a half ounce later, gonna be stupid today
>>680321366
for you
>>680313937
Because class, almost done though. Then I'm:
>picking up a dozen donuts
>vaping this gram of kief I saved
>pouring through my sizeable torrent collection of the best movies and tv shows ever
It's gonna be a good day
>>680316885
that anon was jingling your quarters, that's just the left over ash from smoking his joint and not foil.
>>680321356
>ayyprojection
>>680313937
I already injected 3 marijuana, I can feel the gay in my veins, wut do i do
>>680322003
Then leave, summerfag.
Because I'm not a fucking degenerate
Because im waiting for the weed dealer to hurry the fuck up
Cause im on speed and I wanna stop but I cant cause I dont want to stop. Yeah
>>680313937
ITT: drug using losers looking for validation from other drug using losers.
Reditt would love you all.
>>680315766
Dubs of truth
>>680313937
i have no money i have no weed i have no friends
>>680323338
Fag
>>680320679
It's called not being a faggot, try it some time.
>>680320217
>Hurr durr amerifats
Yeah, say shit, you eurotrash autistic dick licker. Then come crying for help again the next time some pussy ass country threatens you.
Your country wouldn't exist without ours.
As far as black day, don't blame us. Blame the socialistic bullshit that came from YOUR continent. The white peoples over here actually don't give a fuck. They get 1 day out of 365. It's not like they're working that day, anyway. It's just a day that they can't go To the welfare office.
>>680323088
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>>680315868
>>680316747
>>680319451
>>680319557
>>680320041
>>680320217
>>680320948
>>680321199
Okay, regardless of bait or not, I'll bite. 4/20 is not specifically about smoking pot, while that is the general consensus and whether or not people choose to do so on this day because of the date is not the sole purpose. The real point of this "fake holiday" is to take a stand against stupid ass rules and unnecessary laws restricting dumb ass things, pot being one of them, but other things as well.
Because so many more people smoke pot, and a lot more pot is smoked, it is similar to a strike, going against the norm and expectations and doing what you believe you can do, and if you can do so without harming someone, then that is what 4/20 is really all about.
yes, 4/20 is simply known as the day to get high and smoke reefer, but the underlying reason behind it is why it has continued to be the "internationally recognized" day of the year
I guarantee you, this post will get dubs!
>>680323837
No you
>>680318354
>and dropped occasionally
I really hope you don't actually talk like this
>>680314311
Just get your shit done before smoking you dumbass
>>680323981
Trump here!
Only I shall acquire dubs.
>>680320786
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag mein führer
>>680313937
Because it's also Hitlers birthday and I'm cooking up a storm
>>680318354
>only stoner I work with is a really weird guy
So? Just ask him for his dealer, you don't have to hang out with him
>>680324086
Clearly 4chan didn't hear me! Dubs or I'll shut down 4chan.
Just like every other day, I'll be firing up the hitter periodically throughout the day. I don't smoke much, just enough to ease my anxiety. I only bought a g last time but it's some gas.
Meh, weed
>>680321108
Where the fuck do you live? School before college almost always ends end of May or later
>>680321838
>retard who thinks "summer" in a 4chan context is actually referring to the season and NOT when school gets out
You must be new here
>>680319827
Not him, but I smoke about An eighth a day and I'm an electrical engineer.
>>680321892
*knocks on door
its me goku
>>680323954
I'm totally okay with smoking weed but this is retarded. The holiday 4/20 came from when a group of high school stoners in California met up every day at 4:20 PM to smoke in the woods. It is ABSOLUTELY about smoking pot.
I used to smoke daily but as I got older it made my anxiety worse, so I stopped.
>>680324210
Shut the fuck up faggot, nobody cares about your desperate plea for attention
>>680323330
I know that feel
>TFW sitting on my last bowl pack because dealer being foofoo and don't know if he's gonna actually sell me more when he's off work
CAUSE i'M VAPING IT SON!
i swear vaping gets you a whole different kind of high.. real easy on the lungs too
>>680324528
Calm down new friend.
Mommy know you're on her iPad?
>>680313937
Because I'm not in the 7th grade and I have things to do.
>>680323954
>murrifats have a special day to say "fuck the rules"
That's still retarded as fuck.
>>680313937
It's 204 you amerifat
>>680324579
>Electrical engineer weed head
How often do you think about an hero?
On probation
Becuase I have Cystic Fibrosis and smoking can kill me.
>>680324797
So 7:20 east coast
>>680324840
I only get that problem if I stop and then start again. I smoke small amounts daily to help my anxiety, but if I don't smoke fairly consistently, it can make me anxious and too high when I take a hit. I have to be careful with how I use it or it will make anxiety much worse. It does help my anxiety if I do it right though.
I'm this anon
>>680324294
Looks like your uncle (who also raped you) is pretty good at photoshop
Maybe you shouldn't talk about drugs until your balls drop, kid
>>680324840
Same here. Now im on antidepressants with daily panic attacks fuck yeah
>>680323884
>yurop iz a countrye
kek
>Your country wouldn't exist without ours
actualy it's the other way around
> Blame the socialistic bullshit that came from YOUR continent. he white peoples over here actually don't give a fuck.
And yet all these "special" days find their origin in the states and aren't celebrated anywhere else.
>>680325108
Lazy, worthless Americans. The downfall is grand to watch!
>>680325361
Get some benzos /b/rother. No one should have to live that way.
>>680325361
same here! every single day. i dont take my anti depressants anymore though
>>680324579
Bro! I'm an electrical engineer as well and I go through about an eighth every day or two days. Nothing better than smoking some green and doing derivations for transfer functions of active op amp filters. I once took a fat indica dab and proved the maximum power transfer theorem of a DC circuit with two resistors by taking the partial derivative of load power with respect to load resistance and set the derivative equal to zero. It solved to show max power when Rl = Rs which is obvious.
>>680317595
Is this my friend Nathan? You sound like that faggot
>>680325744
Haha yep wtf man
cuz stoner culture is fucking stupid as shit
>>680313937
ITT loaners, losers, known as drug users.
>>680325871
You should try living in colorado
>>680326510
Would be good of it weren't for the weed culture
Because my School has just opened a new shooting range
>>680313937
Because weed will fuckin killou and its stupid. I'm pretty sure my girlfriends going to go smoke with her friend tonight.
>>680314429
Fuck thatkike killing bastard hes burning in hell
>>680325030
anon he isnt wrong
Because I am a poorfag
Because im joining the marine corps in a few weeks.
And dont wanna fuck up my cardio.
Because I just woke up and am in the toilet. After ill take my morning protein shake, then load a bowl.
>>680327153
Also man glad you could come along to see the new shooting range!
>>680327932
Waking up in the toilet kek
>>680324429
What you on bro
>>680327435
>Cardio training in combat boots
Way to be counterproductive.
im not a degenerate
>>680315784
>sounding white as fuck
>saying nigga
Embarrassing
>>680324429
Shrooms, acid, or DMT?
Because I have a decent paying job with randomized drug screenings.
>2016
>still thinks any positive thing about weed
Just kill yourself degenerate blaze faggots.
>>680324939
Hahah
>>680313937
Because I woke up at 5 am and am gonna take a nap soon before lighting up :)
Doing some heroin instead
>>680313937
>>680313937
>>680313937
'cause I dont have none.
Smoke for me too
>>680320800
Topkek
ITT neets waiting for their parents to go to work so they can seclude themselves inside all day being retarded, I'm okay with that though. 4/20 always means society is a little better without the crybabby good-for-nothings wondering around trying to find which Walmart to apply to.
And us that actually support ourselves and wish to partake do it at a respectable hour instead of waking up at 7am to blaze it and be a zomby all day at our jobs.
Fuckin kids never change, just sucks now that technology has made being a neet so much easier, and parents are so willing to passively let their children sit on their asses all day jacking off and perpetually ensuring they never succeed past $7.25/hr.
>have a nice job
>have a nice apartment
>smoke occasionally
>this is why it should be legal, not for you stupid ass young adults who'd rather stay single forever in your childhood bedroom playing vidya and eating ramen.
Have fun working third shift at a gas station. When you're still doing it at 40 and you've got a gun to your head because you can't take your own mediocrities, remember this post.
>>680324086
He looks straight out of blood borne here
>>680330395
>>680330395
Chill bro, take a hit..
>>680330395
Is this pasta fresh?
>>680313937
Im in rehab and have to take moniterd uas every day rip
>>680331739
That shit doesn't work, faggot. That better be court-ordered. People who have abused substances must have their own desire to quit, and practice cbt, see a shink, whatever it takes. Rehab programs and 12 step is a joke. You into dope?
