Yryl thread
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Yryl thread
>>680311465
i'm raging so hard right now. fuck you, OP.
>>680311465
i'd commit murder and go back just for proper justice
>>680311465
raged, lost
/thread
Already lost
>>680312359
>free viruses, anyone?
no thanks, bro
>>680311465
lost as well, so i read up on the story of steven phillips turns out his greedy ex wife of a bitch lost and only gained like 114k or some shit like that. and i wanna murder this fucking piece of shit john baxter.
>>680311465
lol the pic isn't even real, it's fake
nice one OP, ya fucking mong
>>680311465
>>680311465
Imagine how satisfying it would be to put the butt of your palm in his face as hard as you
>>680312359
I wonder how many fall for this shit.
>>680313905
This is literally all the trapkikes who fap to dick and call themself straight
>I decided I'm straight, I mean, I've never touched a vag, I only ever dream about guzzling cum, and I love to suck dick everyday, but guys, I'm atraight because I SAID SO
>>680314666
Check'd
Also, are cheesy potatoes just kids with downs that are shit at comedy?
>>680314785
kek
I'm out, fuck this, suicide is the only option. Never thought being a white cis male meant being so fucking vunerable.
>>680312732
That's why I only click on those links when I'm booted on my Linux partition
Rest in Pain, you fucking cunts. You deserved a good Hulking.
>>680315560
What a dummy
>>680315157
The fucking "institutional" argument is such bullshit, it's not like I can just hit up my boy Obama and get him to help me commit sexual violence not to mention that is not the definition of either of those terms. Fucking lost.
>>680311465
would only be justice if this guy got charged with rape
>>680313330
you have any proof it's fake? or you're just saying if it's not about equality then it's not "real" feminism
>>680311465
we need islam to end all this madness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPnCMVwQFk
>>680316636
Islam will lose to feminism as well. It's already started. Especially since these guys think it's family values that they are for keeping, thus making themselves blind to the truth about female nature.
This one really cheeses me off, because she was never properly CEO in the first place- they brought her in to do a bunch of unpopular changes, then allowed her to walk away and put back one of the original founders (who was applauded basically for not being her, but hasn't reversed anything she did).
It used to be that liberals would be the ones upset about stuff like taking away any right the employees had to negotiate with management and not just get fucked by the board, but they were smart enough to make an Asian woman their face so cucks couldn't point out she was being awful without other cucks shouting them down. Don't even use reddit, it's just a really shitty example to set.
>>680314536
thank you for this rage salve
>>680315769
What does cis mean?
Why did I start my day off with this bread. Salty af first thing in the morning
>>680316606
Didnt lost, acutally read and agreed :0
https://archive.is/KzJgx
>>680317424
Yeah, thought that one was something else. My bad.
>>680316636
>Islam > Feminism
Are you fucking retarded? I would take feminism over Islam any day. What's worse, having to occasionally shut down a beta faggot for his shitty worldviews or living under sharia law and having to worry about your wife/daughters being raped at every city center/subway/train station etc.?
>>680313905
i don't believe there are people who believe in this bullshit
>>680317752
You don't get to have a wife and children under feminism. Men have no rights, only responsibilities.
Feminist retard detected.
>>680317994
This is what Canadian Berniecucks think Nordic Europeans believe.
>>680314605
Maybe she was saving her good girl points and got that with a weeks worth.
>>680318215
>If i keep repeating the same thing with different font formatting, i make my argument stronger
>>680318215
Ok so when someone accuses me of rape, i'll accuse them of rape and then we both go to prison equally. gg feminism
>>680317752
This
But feminist love Islam so its really the same shit.
Feminsm is also a byproduct of socialst anti capitalistic ideas.
Hate white people
Hate men
Feel bad for brown people
Ignore rape unless its from white men
Believe in myths
Support religions that hate women as long as they arent christian
Lie to girls
Make girls take gender studies instead of real classes
>>680318489
Ah, but you have a penis. By saying the word rape, you have now double-raped them. You go to prison for twice as long, and they get all your money to spend while making jokes about how you're being raped in prison by men, which is totally fine.
But seriously, looking at the reaction to the Ghomeshi trial it's amazing how many people believe that literally nothing but accusations are enough evidence to convict.
>>680315157
Thanks for blacking out the author so those of us in the political spectrum can't reference her articles. Well done.
>>680318963
I didn't cap it.
Yeah they won i want to kill my self now.. thanks internet.
>>680311465
Wow, that's a whole new level here
already lost a first post
wp OP
Can a femanon please say to police that "John Baxter" raped her? That's would be nice
Thank you
>>680319200
This is YRYL, not YLYL.
Nice repeating digits though.
>>680319288
I'm actually fucking dyslexic too, I'm a genuine retard
>>680319156
dem parkinsons
>>680319398
It's okay. Your post made me laugh.
I can't believe how sexist 4chan is. It's 2016 people get on the correct side of history
>>680317752
>Implying that feminism wouldn't enforce it's own version of Sharia law upon the populace.
ALSO
>"I would take feminism over Islam any day."
>Calls others "beta faggot".
>>680318558
>feminist love Islam
I see someone watches Fox News.
>>680318794
related
>>680319398
I lost to it, it's okay.
>>680311465
>it isn't because mass shooters are fucking psychos, is beacuase they are men and men are evil and kill womyn.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/04/20/damaged-masculinity-may-help-explain-columbine-and-other-mass-shootings/
>>680319513
How the fuck did you know i had parkinsons?
>>680319647
low poly b8
>>680316606
that the truth, that would be only raging for feminists
>>680319796
not even grant morrison could come up with a gayest analysis of batman.
>>680314185
>Says it would be funny if everybody who tweeted the #gamergate hashtag would drown
>Does it himself
I hope you drown slowly
Last one. Now you faggots have to do something if you want this thread to continue.
>>680320002
Jesus fucking Christ.
These people are literally advocating segregation.
You lose assholes
>>680319293
NOT RAGE! THIS MADE ME FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD TO READ
>>680320209
is it wrong that i wnat to get fucked hard and dominated by anita and the other feminist who whine about vidya?
>>680318145
Retarded lefties in america would faint when they hear what western Europeans think of this shit nowadays
>pro-tip: Gun and weapon sales skyrocketing during this mudslime invasion
>>680320199
I think they're advocating for getting a beating. Ironically these retards are usually white so theres nothing stopping anyone from doing just that.
>>680319293
Lost
>>680314185
>Now That's What I Call Music! expert
>nowthatswhaticalledgy.maymay
>expert
dear god is this fake?
this has to be fake
>>680320423
Only if you don't slap them on ass and instruct them to make you a sandwich afterwards.
>>680311465
Simple solution. Someone needs to falsely accuse John Baxter of rape. Like a whole bunch of people so that he gets so much jailtime. I don't even care if it changes his mind. At least his stupid opinions won't be in the public anymore.
>>680312757
woaw
>>680317086
I agree this is bullshit, but with that said, you do realize this is a way for corporations to underpay their employees under the guise of sexual inequality right?
>>680314920
i see what you did there
looks like we got a cheesy potato right here /b/ros
>>680318145
>canadian berniecucks
do you even think before you say things or do you just spout buzzwords at a constant?
>>680320902
Yes... did you not read anything I wrote? You just condensed my complaint from 2 paragraphs to one sentence.
>>680314785
Thats how you deal with that shit
>>680321120
I'm pretty sure international men's day is 23 of February
>>680321120
Sorry I just read the article and responded. My retardation is showing again.
>>680321354
I can't tell if you're trying to make some kind of shitty 'defender of the fatherland' joke or if you're actually a retard.
>>680319647
Herstory*
>>680319293
>there it is
Good read my friend
>>680315560
Fucking beta cuck
>>680319209
>>680319263
It's not a fucking privilege. It's fucking earned!
>>680319731
Cause that car's a parkin', son.
>>680322481
Except for those who can eat the world and yet still stay skinny, but they are in a way unlucky because they have a bad metabolism.
>>680323506
Everything you said was a lie. Calories in vs calories out.
>>680323506
>Except for those who can eat the world and yet still stay skinny, but they are in a way unlucky because they have a bad metabolism.
You just described me anon. I eat tons(almost same amount as one of my fat friends who I hang out with a lot) but am really really skinny. Was always wondering what was wrong, but I guess I've bad metabolism, like you said.
>>680323506
If their metabolism is that out of balance they also earn the privilege of paying more for food.
And most people aren't that fucked up. They stay reasonably healthy because they don't want to end up like a fat ass.
In short, nearly never a privilege.
>>680323506
>>680323852
Although some people have better or worse metabolisms, diet and exercise are far more important for 95% of the population once they get out of their early 20s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0f-2P3luxU
Enjoy
>>680319293
nice
as usual. i lost on the first picture
>>680320471
>I'm special
>>680314785
what's this about?
>>680311465
John Baxter is now on the list
>>680311465
How can i win
>>680314605
Ylyl? Lost.
>>680324593
but he still has a dick
>>680313905
Whoever wrote this is a cunt.
>Is actually asexual. AMA.
>>680317798
"Tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe"
kek'd
>>680317344
Google it.
>>680323852
Dude, I eat a shitton of pizza and chips. Exercise very intermittently because I'm a CS student and depressed.
Still thin with some muscle definition. (Not as good as when I used to exercise regularly, obviously.)
Different people have different metabolisms.
http://www.nature.com/ijo/journal/v32/n1/full/0803712a.html
I feel sorry for people who are overweight. I mean, some of them are douches and/or morons, but that's true of every group.
To me, losing weight is easy. To some people it's hard. To a few people it's literally impossible, because of hormone issues or w/e. That's just fact.
>>680324205
That's fake im afraid
>>680325895
just don't get fat in the first place
>>680326619
I'm not going to get fat. What could I possibly do to get fat that I don't do already?
>>680326863
I don't think he's talking about you
>>680311465
fake but lost so fucking hard.
>>680315560
This might actually work if the person he is paying is famous.
>>680321790
Her Story was barerly a game but it was good and had nothing to do with feminism
>>680319796
Hopefully it's because her parents got killed.
>>680316636
It's easy to disregard feminism. They will never have power unless we finally become the Bizarro universe where everything is wacky instead of evil. Islam is a threat that has the worst case scenario as a possibility. I'll choose feminism.
now I want to punch something goddamnit
https://youtu.be/83h58_GhzL4
>>680319263
Okay I lost.
What this girl was feeling wasn't opression, this girl was feeling shame, she saw that someone in her situation got out of it and now they are ashamed they haven't too.
But like every damn liberal - they don't take this thing grown ups call 'personal responsibility' and made it this other girl's fault (someone who worked hard and achieved her goals) that she felt bad.
That's like me crying when my friend works hard and gets a promotion, and I slack off and don't.
Sickening
>>680325009
Is it possible to masturbate and still be asexual? Like, you really only do it because your junk still works and it feels good, but you don't have fantasies or objects of desire
>>680314600
Categories are social constructs. We have them because it's simpler than the spectrum shit. Some people don't like the categories and cry. Everyone else knows the categories are simplified but get on with living and shit rather than stress about minutiae.
>>680318963
Just search for the quote and if it's been taken down and never reported on, deal with it. Also, if you have any actual political power I weep at the fact that you waste time here.
>>680331793
>>680331793
>>680331857
>>680331793
>>680331857
>>680331977
>>680315948
The New York Post... so you know it's good.
>>680311465
Wow I lost at OPs post....fuck you OP
>>680314666
>ran
>>680312757
This isn't YLYL faggot get outta here
>>680320002
TURNED OFF
>>680314536
Thanks for cooling some of the butt hurt of ne raging
>>680314536
Sad he got cut from the team before the season began.
>>680317600
i lost
>>680330605
I would also like to read the answer to this question.
>>680325009
>>Is actually asexual. AMA.
Yeah, when you gb/2/reddit, can you let the door hit you on the way out?
>>680327324
Do you know Lauren Chief Elk? Ever heard of her? She isn't even verified, she's nobody. She's just being a money-grubbing bitch, taking some beta for a ride. I like how the kid is asking her for help with a video on anxiety and panic attacks, and her response probably gave him a panic attack.
>>680330605
>>680334574
I would think so? Like you focused on the feeling, just how it feels good and you don't have to think about like someone blowing you or fucking you.
(really, I guess when I eat a sandwich, I just eat it, I don't think about it, who made it, or boobies, it just tastes good?)
ANSWER
asexual do masturbate
but experience less pleasure
>>680311652
>look at me I'm a fucking newfag, I just googles what yryl means and am now spelling it out so all the anons know that I know.
GTFO you cunt
>>680325895
Guessing you are under 26? that's about when it goes (metabolism) 26/27. I've seen it a lot in friends, work people, and myself. Getting old does kinda suck (on some levels)
>>680319655
Found the cuck
>>680311465
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>>680314666
Wow, she looks so disgusting that I actually feel nauseous now.
>>680314785
Woman logic. Kek.
>>680332885
this isn't a ylyl thread!
>Yryl
>>680318943
This gross hairy cunt? Doesnt suprise that she'd make such demands, then complain when they arnt met.
>>680324011
>the laws of thermodynamics have been widely proven false
kek'd
>>680313905
That last one is the worst, it's basically "I'm not asexual" "YES YOU FUCKING WELL ARE, FAGGOT AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU YOUR IDENTITY YOU ARE ASEXUAL!"
Like, what the fuck?
>>680319647
Sorry that we're ahead of the curve, l'il buddy.
>>680317344
Cis is the term that is opposite to trans, as in transexual, trangendered, transwaffle ect
Basically it means normal or not fucked in the head.
>>680311465
Lost on the first post.
Then regained my composure and comforted myself by assuming he is troll.
>>680311465
On a positive note...
>wikipedia Rape by gender page
>see this line "Some male victims, including underage children, have been forced to pay child-support to their attacker when their rapist conceives a baby as a result of the attack."
>instant rage
I don't know how representative of things this cancer here is, but damn is it frightening.
Also, funny that a YRYL thread should be focused only on women.
>>680311465
it's fake
>>680340488
OP set the tone, and I post 95% of the images, so no wonder it's slanted towards things that make me personally angry.
Buzzfeed is cooking a mac and cheese pizza live on facebook. The comment section is pretty rage worthy
Well here's one then
>>680311465
that's not funny. That makes me want to kill this bitch. And to kill you.
>>680324011
>fatpeoplelove
>BACON highlighted
Sounds about right
>>680315647
at least most of this really doesnt applies in il. courts are more fair and reward custody to the more deserving family. and until the divorce kicks in if you try to keep the children away from the other parent without resonable ecause like proof that the parent is abusive you can be arrested and a warrent put out.
>>680318050
According to female psychology women are obsessed with rape because they fantasize about it happening to them.
Speaking out against it is effectively contrarianism at work and releases their desire to be raped by talking negatively about it.
Blaming themselves for secretly wanting to be raped by saying shit like this.
hot memes anyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAaAnF0Urj8
I hope you guys realize that this kind of rampant feminism is for the most part confined to the Internet and universities (which does not reflect the real world at all). You never encounter this shit out in normal society, and if you do, there's always SOMEONE in the system who will listen to common fucking sense.
College and unis do not have that. They are secluding themselves from the rest of society, living happily in their little denial world and actually believing that teaching/studying is more important than actually doing.
I fucking hate college life. When ordering food at the cafeteria, the lady asks me if I'm a "student" or "adult" (I'm 26). That, to me, is pretty symbolic. As a student, you're not an adult. That is, you're supposed to be, you're in your twenties. Men much younger than you have throughout history died in war, married and widowed, discovered new worlds and invented great things, and here these fucking faggots sit, bodies already declining, with their shoulderbags and ear piercings and non-threatening attitudes. I've met peers who are afraid to start working in a real job. That means waking up early (yes, EVERY weekday you lazy lecture snoozer) and actually taking responsibility for something YOU do in life.
Fuck campus life and fuck higher education. It absolves an entire generation from doing something actually worthwhile. I'm done
>>680314536
While it's awesome that cunt will hopefully have to sell her body to feed herself, I still raged at that last line
>hopefully Brian will see some of that settlement
Fucking lawyers, man. They've got us all so fucked up. No matter whether justice gets served, the lawyers *always* win
>>680341167
Reminds me of photos of nazis burning books.
>>680332141
>>680331793
>>680331857
>>680331977
>>680342728
Preach it, bro! In my thirties I already regret washing years of my life down the drain in the university. Actually, this all seems to be an example of positive feedback loop, since some of the douchebags become teachers/profs and teach more new douchebags -> ad infinitum.
>>680343825
>>680332141
>>680331977
>>680331857
What are you up to?
>>680341167
WAIT.
Can someone explain the 3 meter whore gap on this woman, please?
>>680338055
Fucking of course she lives in god forsaken shitty ass fucking Ohio.
Also, checked
>>680314666
>30 years only cheese potatoes
>30 years cheese potatoes..
>wut?
I mean, I know she will probably not grow older than 40/45, but how can she survive on just that??
Doktors always tell us, vitamins, minerals and all that crap are neccesarry to survive, but she can survive on freaking cheese potatoes... Do doktors just lie about that shit?
>>680345711
Cheese has plenty of protein, carbs from the potatoes, and both have a good number of vitamins (the Irish are the most famous example of a potato-based diet, and cheese has been a staple since people started squeezing milk). Her arteries are probably shot to shit, and her organs would not be in good shape, and all that fiber means she must shit like a bird, but you can survive on just about any food that has enough calories to feed your body, at least getting you through the prime of your life.
>>680344475
Glad to see someone sharing my viewpoint.
It's a vicious fucking cycle. There are degrees out there where the only practical application is to teach that same subject. Worst part is, society is coming to that point where it's REQUIRED to have a higher degree in order to get a job doing even the most menial tasks. That means the majority of young people has to actually live in this liberal Skinner Box for several years.
Student life is a phase. You trade the goth eyeliner and spiked bracelet for a plaid shirt and sideburns, but it's the same shit. The difference lies in perception: when you're a goth kid every adult knows it's just a phase. At a college, these clueless fucking "adults" are now surrounded by (seemingly) functioning grownups like teachers and professors, who are actually ENCOURAGING them to postpone experiencing the real world for as long as possible, preferrably until their thirties.
Phew, got a lot of rants in me about this shit. Not exactly many people you can discuss this with, if you even mention this on campus you're either excluded from social life or flunking your test for disrespecting your """betters""".
>>680314666
Must be genetics.
>>680330605
Hey there have a girlfriend who feels shes asexual, she has urges and masturbates when im not around. otherwise she likes to cuddle alot and thats enough for her desires. we do have sex but shes just not that into it and only does it cause she knows it makes me feel good.
>>680347111
That's interesting, I never got to experience "campus" life. I mean, I'm actually in one as we speak, but it's in a big city and there's no bullshit forced community or coerced activism.
But then it's a scientific one, so I guess that has something to do with it.
As for "the phase", I think these people perceive their thoughtless ranting as "activism" or "social involvement" and are encouraged to do so as if to, exactly, experience the world. It just means different things to different people.
>>680317471
probably better than your organs slowly getting crushed under your own weight
>>680319293
roasted
>>680317600
I honestly hope that was a troll account.
>>680338055
oh god it comes from my city
六百六十六をチェック です!
>>680314666
>>680318298
Fuck sake
