Waifu claiming thread - Last Chara thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
It is natural to have a fear. But it is human to fight that fear. Dont let your fear control you or your list of regrets grows.
Quick claim before I go into lurk mode for a few hours
mandatory cc claim
am i too late for costumes?
>Last pick is support
>He picks Panth
>"Wow I didn't know I was supp"
Fucking kill me
Why are you making this threads "editions" tho?
I have so many phobias and fears at this point though... heh maybe my list is growing and I'm not even sure about it.. but this time it seems much more serious.. like it's something I need to do if I want to improve my pain.
>wags invisible tail
I should have been more careful... please let me dust you down a bit and get your hair in order.
welcome back everyone
Why not? It's fun I think
trips confirm trolling panth
We should play together once I'm done with my drawing courses
I can play a mean thresh
Also lurking till i finish doing shit
Homura claim Claimed.
>Are you currently studying a wide range of things
Currently im in a course that works as a bridge from highschool to college, its about programming and enterprise project management, that means managing personell and resources, making schedules for a project, finances and even spying on other enterprises.
I honestly regret joining it, 2 years and 900€ for something that I could do in 3 exams (even if they were hard). Theres a lot more enterprise stuff here than they made it look like. But at same time its interesting and im sure this knowleadge will benefit me in the future, somehow.
Once I can join college I don't know yet what I would like to go for... probably engineering informatics, im super indecisive as you can see.
>Don't worry. I've got my own fair share of both of those. So I guess we are different, but also the same.
We all have our problems, thats what makes humanity so awesome.
>I'm forcefully having to remove myself from lurking and/or responding.
The other day I arrived home at 2am and opened waifu just to lurk a bit... when I realized it was already 5am.
>Let me assure you that the feeling is mutual.
[Insert obligatory hugbox here]
>I'm trying to "make my rounds" in trying to get to know more people around here.
Yea I should do that too and I was thinking about it yesterday, theres tons of people I see here for a long while and never managed to strike a conversation with them.
>I'm just a few steps behind in a conversation, since my mind likes to overanalyse things, as well as wander a little
Thats not a bad thing at all, you might be a slow replier (like me) but you are great at making a conversation interesting. Im super awkward even when im just typing and not really speaking, but talking with you makes me feel confortable.
Syndra is such a qt... there should be more pics of her without her armor. That one pic you have of her sitting in a throne looks amazing.
Megumin's eyes were the best part of that episode
And, of course, red-eyed waifus are best
>1/2 of Kurumi
S2 NA. Only playing ranked to spite my friend who says he's better than me when he's B5
I'm awful, play with someone who is good instead
>1/2 of Kurumi
Heterochorima is the coolest shit ever.
Did I miss anything?
And applicable heh?
As if we would have it any other way
B-but I'm awful too
>tfw silver scrub
Ufufu~ I'm so glad you move at your own pace.
>Moves my hands to your arms
>Starts to spin around and tosses you into the water
I bet you're happy that you didn't actually use your magic this time~
Don't apologise. It's my and Tenryuu's pleasure to help the destroyers. And you are no exception.
>rubs your back while still patting your head
Only finished the report.
And i still have about 6 more hours to kill.
I found it! But the translation was lost on danbooru.
Red Eyes and Different Eyes are the best
H-hey it was a joke!
>Yelps and crashes into the water, swimming up and gasping for air, coughing and shaking my head
Hey you got my robes all wet..! and it's so cold.....! I told you I hated water!
>Splashes you from below and attempts to climb out
It was just a joke anyways.. hmmph..
Red eyes are best eyes tbh n_n
Homu x Kurumi fanart makes me so happy.
My waifu face to face with another character I respect and (somewhat) similiar powers.
Holy shit 2 Lucky 7s, taking this as a sign, more ranked, hoping for less pain
Going to lurk harder for a while, need to get stuff done.
>im sure this knowleadge will benefit me in the future
I feel like it'll help you in one way or another. Sounds like the things that you are studying could help you land a managerial position in some form of media-related company. Like being the lead developer of something or another.
>im super indecisive as you can see
Better late than sorry really applies here. Make sure to explore things and find something that you consider worth studying. It's a long road ahead once you decide on a major.
>We all have our problems, thats what makes humanity so awesome.
I guess that is one way of putting it. I've never really thought about it that way.
>The other day I arrived home at 2am and opened waifu just to lurk a bit... when I realized it was already 5am.
That doesn't sound healthy at all. This is also exactly why I don't allow myself to be on here for too long. I never really manage to be as productive as I would like to be. Even though I am enjoying myself a great deal.
>theres tons of people I see here for a long while and never managed to strike a conversation with them.
My thoughts exactly. Although I am plagued with some of my social complex even here. I see people being busy talking to other people and I just let go of the idea, thinking that I'll try to catch them another day.
>you might be a slow replier (like me) but you are great at making a conversation interesting. Im super awkward even when im just typing and not really speaking, but talking with you makes me feel confortable.
This means a great deal to me. Thank you. You are plenty interesting yourself. I simply try to talk about things that I find interesting and see if anyone else is willing to join me. Much easier here in these threads seeing how the ice has already been somewhat broken, what with all of us having a waifu or a husbando already.
Need to sleep. I will return for my ribbon...
I'm heading off - see you all after work! <3
Fufufu~ We'll just see about that. Have a good rest okay??
See ya later! Have a good one!
>Dodges some of the water
You're a fiery one. No wonder I like you. If you manage to climb up I might take you to my room and lend you a change of clothes~
>Looks down at you while smirking and giggling
Game is already turning out to be shit
>Soft Lock Soraka
>Top bans Soraka
>Top soft locks Taric
>Stela his Taric out of spite
your waifu can't voice act for shit faggot.
>Throws my staff up on the dock and jumps, trying to reach the ledge
I'm too short..!
>Tosses my hat up there too and leaps out of the water, grabbing the dock and pulling myself up, sitting down on it and shivering
Y-you are not a nice p-person.
Only stole out of spite, no idea yet
>worldwide famous artist
>girl who can't pass voice acting exam
Good job I don't care about qualifications then, only personality~
both are good waifu material though.
>Picks up your staff and your hat
Don't say I didn't warn you, arch wizard. And I assure you that I am indeed a nice person.
>Hands you your equipment and picks you up, my hands on your back and under your legs
Now, let's go and find you some dry clothes.
maybe one day Kurumi will duo with me
sorry for long time waiting
i might not be here then
>Sounds like the things that you are studying could help you land a managerial position in some form of media-related company.
I would LOVE that but its not really a job you can simply land on. I would have to start of as a coder or something and slowly go up. Thinking about it that way makes me see the course structure actually makes a lot of sense.
>It's a long road ahead once you decide on a major.
Yea and once I make my decision there is no coming back... or at least there shouldn't be.
The problem with my indecisiveness is that I might be super hyped for something and from a momment to another im regretting my decision and wishing I chose something else.
>I guess that is one way of putting it. I've never really thought about it that way.
Well... some have it better than others, but when it comes to this topic I always think that I should be grateful just for not being born in a 3rd world country.
>That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Not at all, losing on sleep and damaging my eyesight even more than it already is.
>I see people being busy talking to other people and I just let go of the idea, thinking that I'll try to catch them another day.
Thats probably the best thing to do, as much as they would enjoy talking with you they might not want to have a hard time keeping up with everyone. Just like the thread was fast a while ago and even tho I was enjoying myself I was struggling to reply to everyone.
>You are plenty interesting yourself.
Once again... Thy! You already made my day so much better.
>I simply try to talk about things that I find interesting
Then I don't know how you're managing to do this, I personally have a hard time finding common interests and yet you are the one who milked the longest walls of text from me, you should be proud about that, its an achievement!
>the ice has already been somewhat broken
Haha yea. I love it when I see a claimer from my own show, I feel forced to strike conversation... (comment too long, congratulations)
Tell Ruri happy birthday for me?
I would appreciate it.
>Glances up at you and pouts, crossing my arms and nodding slowly
I know you warned me... but I guess I enjoy pushing boundaries a bit too much for my own good..
>Looks away and pouts muttering
I would enjoy that.. thanks..
... and its usually a good time. I also think its super cute when you and Ten are talking.
Also im getting some chores done so I don't know when will I reply again.
is this rp i see?
i think this is rp
does anyone else see this as rp?
cuz we all know what we do with rp
Dont worry, im not in a hurry.
Well, lets at least enjoy it while we can.
Id rate it about 85% rp
Ring the church bells, gather up our pitchforks, and mob them violently? I'm a little too tired for that. Kek
u got any left over pizza?
thats way over 25%, i think we may need to do "it"
we summon 9001 demons (half of which are hell hounds) and let them do as they wish with the role players (this usually results in multi dimensional torture and alot of biting)
>I would LOVE that but its not really a job you can simply land on
It's very, very rare. But when you do find a job you would be a very promising person for the company to promote, as you might already possess the knowledge that they are looking for, saving them the money needed to train someone/hire someone.
>Yea and once I make my decision there is no coming back...
Both yes and no. You might find yourself in a position where you have basically wasted a year of your life studying something that you don't want to work with. But that also means that you've most likely found something that you do want to work with, and then you can take it from there.
>The problem with my indecisiveness is that I might be super hyped for something and from a momment to another im regretting my decision
I can relate to this. I don't really fall for any extrinsic hype, but I'm very susceptible to intrinsic hype, making me my own greatest fear at times. I find that just sitting down and writing things down regarding something works to some extent.
>I always think that I should be grateful just for not being born in a 3rd world country.
I am very certain that I would not be alive if I was born into such a country. So I am very thankful for having the chance of being where I am.
>losing on sleep and damaging my eyesight even more than it already is
I'm not sure if that is how it works when it comes to your eyes, but I can definitely get behind the part regarding losing sleep. I become a walking zombie if I don't sleep around seven hours.
>Thats probably the best thing to do
I'm not in a great deal of a rush to get to know everyone at the same time. I actually sort of enjoy taking my time and focusing on just one or a few people at a time.
>You already made my day so much better.
"One good deed every day". That motto can be checked today. I'm glad I could help you in one way or another.
>you are the one who milked the longest walls of text from me
It might be because I started writing moderately long replies to you, and you wanted to reply in fashion. Nevertheless, I'm not complaining. Although 4chan sort of limited this to one post. Guess I shouldn't quote entire sentences.
>I love it when I see a claimer from my own show, I feel forced to strike conversation...
I know exactly what you mean. I enjoy seeing people claiming other ship girls. It warms my heart in a way.
>I also think its super cute when you and Ten are talking.
Haha. Is that so? I just feel compelled to tease Tenten a little because of Tatsuta and Tenryuu's relationship. It might be a little RP-heavy at times, but we also do engage in actual conversation here and there.
Excellent! That's alot less taxing then actually mobbing them. Just need to draw us a happy little pentagram, and..
New Taric is fucking amazing
His Q is now an AOE Heal, doesn't heal anywhere near as much as before, and it has stacks. At 3 stacks it uses all of them, but heals for more than the 3 combined.
His W is like Kalista Passive, but good. It gives the linked a % of your armor, and upon casting, a % of their max hp as a shield. %s scale upon leveling.
His E is still a stun, a skill shot now that can be used while moving. Decent stun time, easy to aim.
His R is Kayle Ult but for everyone.
All of his spells also proc on the person Linked by his W, so you can have 2 Dazzles, 2 Heals, and 2 Ults.
No idea what his passive does, wasn't paying attention to it.
I won, and he is so broken, I feel naughty.
I just ate what i had left
Is it really the time for it? im not sure if im ready
considering we need atleast 3 of the first wave here and we only have 1 here, we shall wait until they dont expect it
What wave am I considered? Like first to second?
try and guess who the one person from the first wave here is
go on, guess
i'll be suprised if you know who was in the first wave
What wave am i? Cancer wave?
we would need 2 of you to make one first wave(so you and hand-kun)
I mean the picture I was added in to showed all the first wavers up front. However I care so little about who was in what wave I don't want to pull it out to see, sorry.
fuck, idk when you joined
probably 6th or 7th
Uh, what is even going on here?
G-Good morning waifu squad...
then you will be out of the know
waves n' shit
I started lurking at about the time when the threads went 24h
And i only started really posting a week or so ago
the first ones here are in the 1st wave
2nd wave is some time after
and so on
lurking doesnt count as joining
ur about 12 wave then
think all you want
I'll get pics in a sec
Cleanse your mind!
Wow, waifu squad takes things very seriously it seems.
I'unno, not up to me but I just view it as a random thread on 4chan. Like, not trying tk be rude this is a great thread and there are great people here. I haven't even scratches the surface so to speak considering I barely post but I did get a very warm welcome which was cool. A bunch of waifu lovers in one place that are actually nice and such. But for this to all take place on /b/ was what got me ya know. Not in a bad way I just never thought you guys took it so seriously. Why not take it for something more serious like Discord??
I plan to, you'd be surprised how many people don't these days.
>2 guys who had just played together are talking
>For once people in this game can talk without saying nigger
I have high hopes, let's see how fast they can disappear.
never forget your birth place
and this makes it more available for new people to join (though that may be our downfall)
>as you might already possess the knowledge that they are looking for, saving them the money needed to train someone/hire someone.
That does make sense but I don't know very well how these things work yet. I had 3 different internships already but in none of them had to go through a job interview or anything of those sorts. It was just picking a place from a list and gg.
>Both yes and no.
Thing is that I don't want to waste time going back with studies and my family also isn't in a position to pay for me to realize I didn't make the right choice. But yeah, its not such a terrible deal if that waste of time helps me realize what I really want to do of my lief.
>fall for any extrinsic hype, but I'm very susceptible to intrinsic hype
I don't really know what those terms mean, but I will google it later as it sounds interesting and useful to know. (Or you could be kind and do a quick explanation for me like you're saving me from searching so much kancolle stuff.)
>I find that just sitting down and writing things down regarding something works to some extent.
So brainstorming? Or you mean actually writing literature for fun? Just so you know I enjoy both of those activities.
>I am very certain that I would not be alive if I was born into such a country.
Oh don't say that! Where we live and our past experiences are what makes us who we are. That could be true sure, but its impossible to tell, who knows you would actually find a way to bring fortune for your family and improve your country somehow.
>I become a walking zombie if I don't sleep around seven hours.
I feel terrible for you, if you are a busy person you will always have a day once in a while where its just not possible to sleep as much as the human body needs. As much as I love to sleep I can actually survive without sleeping much, even tho I know its not healthy.
Don't worry about it, waves are irrelevant and it doesn't matter how long you've been here, as long as you come with discussion and banter in mind and help to maintain the civility here, no one's going to give you shit.
>Implying people are serious about this
thinking is good, i wonder why people dont do it
be proud of your wave, you could hold it against anyone who joins in the future
"32nd wave scum"
Trust me this should never be anything more than just a random thread on /b/. The moment it becomes something more is probably the moment it will truly die.
>I actually sort of enjoy taking my time and focusing on just one or a few people at a time.
You're giving me a whole new perspective on this, now im thankful that there are still so much people to meet here. Kinda like an open world game where you are always happy for having more things to explore.
>It might be because I started writing moderately long replies to you, and you wanted to reply in fashion.
It might be? Im sure thats the reason and im happy about it. And yeah this character limit is extremely annoying but understandable.
>I enjoy seeing people claiming other ship girls
Now I see why are you such a warm person! Theres tons of shipgirls here.
>I just feel compelled to tease Tenten a little because of Tatsuta and Tenryuu's relationship. It might be a little RP-heavy at times
Who cares about that? And no its not heavy at all, if you think it is you should pay more attention to what others are doing. I myself RP a lot more than I wish I did, but im awkward and sometimes its the only way I can get to interact with other people here.
Well I would assume if you're accessing 4chan you would be able to download Discord or something. Im only saying as a more permanent means of keeping up. Like as people come on here and show themselves as regulars that like to talk we can give links to the discord server.
Pic related with just 2 minutes i was able to set up an example im sure you guys know of the app but I wanted to point it out.
A nice permanent waifu home without having to jump ship and move around after 151 pictures ya know?
< 31 > Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/jr0nqjh4pz5ezs2/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 Few minutes and it will be removed :)
Doesn't have to be this, just that there are nice people and having a permanent place to chat would be cool. Thats just me though, because having neat online friends is one of the things I enjoy seeing as real life friends are flakier then a roaster strudel.
Discord is currently my favourite chat program but no. As far as I know we already have a telegram group or something like that so ask for an invite if you see anyone talking about it.
>A nice permanent waifu home without having to jump ship and move around after 151 pictures ya know?
But thats the best part, and /waifu/ is permanent, we're streaking for a few weeks.
Disgusting 3d shit
>forgets that this is /b/
spam spam spam
You must be within the first 3 waves to be allowed entry, however.
>one thing that is clear
>it's all downhill from here
Making people come closer together is probably the worst thing you can do to them.
Plus having a permanent one up, will make this a lot more of a simple hugbox than originally intended.
Telegram is nice
>The not so Slavic Slav has returned
I know that this is /b/, Im not that stupid.
But oh well I don't know what I was thinking my bad you guys are right.
Keep your "waves" and secret telegrams I wont try anymore crazy ideas.
>Implying this was a serious post
W E W
W E W
Is that for real? Who even decided the wavelengths and for how long will this wave circlejerk continue for? Cuz unless mods do something I believe /waifu/ might be forever.
>Making people come closer together is probably the worst thing you can do to them.
This man speaks the truth, don't be stupid like me and few other anons that managed to get hurt for a virtual relationship here.
Hey Hama, I never tried it but since everyone talks about it here I guess its pretty good.
Don't be like that, suggestions are always appreciated. We gave you our points and sorry if we were too rough with them.
Most of us don't care at all about these waves.
cya guys tomorrow
good luck on what ever we were doing
Sorry guys I'm kinda just a pleb when it comes down to it.
Is that a bad thing?
I claiM REAL LIFE girl. So I win you stupid faggots.
Because I dont know or give a fuck what a waifu is. And yes im still winning though. I prefer real girls that have real tits and vaginas. You are is faggot buddy guy
At the end of the day the thread is still in /b/. I don't know how else to explain it to you, that's just how this circle jerks. You'd be best to forget about all of it and just try to have a good time in here.
>There will always be the divide between oldfag and newfag
>It's just whether or not you actually give a shit that decides how your time here will be
Oh, I was just joking with you, its b. Nothing here should b serious
I wasnt really here for whatevers goin on right now
You a real nigga then. Glad you enjoyed I'm Wide Awake It's Morning.
Just here for the claim then?
As most days, wish I could participate in other ways.
You guys seem like a pretty good bunch of eggs
At least in silver they are trying to climb gold.
I love that album. SY are one of my favorites in general.
It seems dead, is it dead?
Ill be back later
I'm still lurking, just kinda confused and busy.
Yeah, I know that feel.
Working on a regression analysis of a hedonic pricing model.
I want to be desd
Why are real girls so clingy
>Froggy waifu4laifu that took /b/ seriously
Hi there I love you muah
Watching the egg play Isaac.
>only one Issac episode per day