Waifu claiming thread - It's Genocide time edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Akiko checking in, just let mine die
I'm starving, gonna do food things
Another mistake to add to the pile.
Staying up really fucking sucks.
Only 6 hours huh? Yah, sleeping two more hours sounds reasonable.
And enjoy your food
the REAL megumin claimed.
Yup. Looks like it.
Not to be rude, but do you sleep at all?
Random question for the thread.
Butter, Peanut Butter, Jam or Nutella?
Oh why thank you.
>you're not going to explode me, are you?
Yeah, gonna try for it. But for now, I'm awake and waifuing
Chicken wraps on the way :3
Sanae's gonna h8
Thanks love <3
Peanut butter. And only if you don't hug me back and tell me what's gotten you down :)
Hey did I miss anything? I was too late to claim last thread so..
Jam is a close second, but quality can vary there. Butter is always good.
There are multiple Tomoko anons, so they can waifu in shifts to ensure she never goes unloved
Please continue to support this humble /waifu/ threads!
i could bet my fucking heart that you will make the thread.
How are you doing today?
Nutella but its like 9 dollars a case here
I thought I was gonna be alone on the butter front
Me? If so, then oh well.
Just another Megumin. Though I think y'all two would get along nicely
butter if muffin, peanut butter if jellybeans, jam if I want some mucis, Nutella for anything else
School problems and nonsense drama, sorry but I don't feel like talking about it right now.
I will have to hug you as tight as I can as this might be my final moment.
Why don't you try a cheaper white label? Most of those taste almost the same.
Yaya, you could but I'd still advise against it, considering I wasn't here for a week
School nonsense is funny tough. Always good for a laugh
Heh, I meant the Sanae I responded too.
2hu Sanae is (depending on your choice of fanon) a crazy bible-thumping youkai hunter without a shred of love in her heart.
That's lovely. She sure has lots of claims!
I've been better.. Sorry to interupt your lurking :p
Hmmph... I missed talking to koko because of them..
I understand I just saw you needed a hand and I'm here to help. If nothing else I can take your mind off of it..
And don't say stuff like that.. you're worrying me.
But mostly Sanae is a cock loving bitch, that won't stop sucking after being paid like Reimu...
I love the fanbase
>too late to claim last thread
Is there a second Megumin anon?
Well, i hope it gets better, Bigmint.
Im going back to lurk mode
Oh jaja. I thought it was in regards to me.
Of course, I forgot about "gathering faith" door-to-door prostitute Sanae.
The fanbase is so varied - it's what keeps 2hu interesting over all these years.
You can bet this whole college is a joke. I've had to write a letter to the director requesting stuff a million times, like grade equivalencies and the possibility to participate in an exam that I didn't have the chance to go at the legit time.
Takes like 2 weeks for him to sign it and then they almost always forget to contact me, I need to keep checking if it got replied.
Thanks then, the virtual hug is already working for that.
>And don't say stuff like that.. you're worrying me.
You were the one who threatened to blow me up if I didn't tell you... but don't worry, at this moment I wouldn't mind getting killed but suicide is out of question.
I'm sure that was not intentional. Koko was chatting up with the other. I think he would've known the difference. You'll get the chance.
Yup, yup, I still prefere the Remilia "Charisma Break" tough. She's rather fun and lovely too... Oh yeah is the name of the game actually banned or why is everyone here refering to it with "2hu"?
Ugh, okay that sounds like an unecessary pain the the ass
Yeah. I'm on daily, they get on now and then. You can usually tell by my use of emojis and file names.
Sorry for the confusion.
Thank you n_n I have a feeling it will
It better be.. I like you too much for me to be able to hear that stuff and not freak out. So don't do anything crazy. You don't want me to cry do you?
Yeah yeah I know I know..
Oh, not at all. It's a meme, I guess, to call Touhou "2hu". It's also shorter to type, I suppose.
>this whole college is a joke
Sorry to hear that. I would have given you the advice to talk to upper management, but it seems that that doesn't do anything. So I believe that all I can do is offer you my condolences.
>Maybe also a hug?
>Tries to hug
>at this moment I wouldn't mind getting killed but suicide is out of question.
Living is strangely worth it. So don't ask for the sweet release of death.
Besides, if you were to disappear, who would tend to your ship girls?
Don't worry about it, we're happy to have you back, Megumin!
Rather, I'm sorry I'm no good at differentiating anons who use the same waifu. Maybe I'm bad at pattern recognition...
I namesync, but it's redundant since I just call myself Rumia anyways
>god damnit Yuyuko.
Alrighty~ I was a bit surprised since there are words which are considered spam... like 4+4chan.
On it... I hope it's okay
Hey Tatsuta :) How are you today?
Thank you.. and I understand don't worry about it haha
Hi there Megasplode!
I hope it gets better for you.
I have to go now, work asked me to come in early. I wished they didn't, oh well. Take care friends.
This college was built upon unecessary pain in the ass. Do you want to buy something on the stationery? You can't pay for it there, you need to go to another building like 300 meters away and if you don't pay in 1 week you're fucked.
Or you can pay an extra percentage and do it from the ATM.
Seriously, people here are so much nicer than IRL... Thanks I guess, I don't know what to say to such a compliment.
>You don't want me to cry do you?
No! You need to prove me you're a strong and intimidating demon, I must not make you cry.
Take care anon, I hope work is tolerable and over quickly.
See you later
It's all a dream
W-woah.. hey there!
You okay..? No insults today?
Aww.. okay.. I'll talk to you later hope you have a good one.
Haha don't mention it :) Would you mind if I gave you my skype or telegram? Just in case you ever need to talk? I'd love to help however I can..
Hey don't worry about me! I won't shed a tear so long as I have people like you getting my back :)
.... Why tho? It's so unecessary...
And yeah, people here are really nice~
I love them (most of them)
Always happy to help!
It's never too late... for the CLAW!
Or, if you prefer,
A claw is never late, nor is it early, it claws precisely when it means to.
Hey Tats, hugs are always appreciated.
Sometimes I wonder if the director actually reads the letters, there are too many requests that require one.
>Living is strangely worth it.
Are those few moments of happiness worth going through everything else? I like philosophy but death themes are always a bit more intense, specially because we only have one shot at life.
>or at least we think so
>Besides, if you were to disappear, who would tend to your ship girls?
Thats right! I need to keep my own Tatsie busy with expeditions. Im actually happy with my progress in kc, built Kongou today and she is one of my favourite ships.
Since she is a FBB, can I use her instead of a BB in quests?
Tats has a point. Life is shit but it's just way too interesting to cut it short. Also, i f you're not around anymore, who will take care of your waifu?
I'd also pet their tummy. Oh, I want to slide my fingers across every scar~
>This is never going to disappear
I saw this one yesterday. Did you see the fresh memes made from yesterday's waifu thread
Heyo. I'm fine, thanks. Just studying and watching anime. What are you up to besides being carried away after unleashing your magic?
>Sometimes I wonder if the director actually reads the letters, there are too many requests that require one.
I assume that he does. He might just be swamped with work. Or he might be trying to look busy for whatever reason.
>Are those few moments of happiness worth going through everything else?
If you asked me this a few years ago I would have said no. But as of my writing this, I believe that they are. As long as they are genuine and you choose the moments yourself. Death has always been an interesting subject for us humans. Just look at Shakespeare.
>I need to keep my own Tatsie busy with expeditions.
That's right. Although I wouldn't mind if you used me on a sortie here and there. I'd be most happy if you were to pair me with Tenryuu. We make a very good team with Destroyer Division Six.
>Since she is a FBB, can I use her instead of a BB in quests?
Yes. The "F" just means that she is considered a fast battleship. As long as the quest doesn't require a specific girl, you are a-OK.
It's downtime now so it's a bit quiet in the thread
Hopefully people will start pouing in again later, or maybe Syndra might even stop lurking and start posting
>Would you mind if I gave you my skype or telegram?
Sure... you're tiffany right? I can actually add you right now since I was on the skype group for a while.
>I'd love to help however I can..
You already are, I don't think you can do anything else towards my college problems and the nonsense drama will need to be worked out with time.
>I won't shed a tear so long as I have people like you getting my back :)
That makes me really happy, if anything makes you feel down don't forget there is a special place on the internet where strangers care and say nice things to you.
Probably squishing money from everything they can, or just ancient organization methods.
>I love them (most of them)
Shhh, we're here to love everyone, even those who take screenshots of your fails.
At work. Long day. About to ride home. And not drunk, very different circumstances.
>Also, i f you're not around anymore, who will take care of your waifu?
She is a strong independent waifu who needs no anon to take care of her. But yeah... she still deserves to be claimed and get as much recognition as possible.
>Life is shit but it's just way too interesting
Maybe I should enjoy it for being shit, like when a videogame needs to be challenging to be fun.
No way. It's hot as hell.It looks so... sexy.
>Even those who take screenshots of your fails
Well I don't want to love those tough...
>Also, i f you're not around anymore, who will take care of your waifu?
Akiko's brother could probably help you with that. Temporarily, anyway.
Morning Galko. Slept well?
>Hugs because qt
Trying to fix my back >~< me and my roommate redecorated today and I messed up my back pretty bad.. it isn't fun.
Yup I'm Tiffany :) just go ahead and send me a message hehe
Drama is the worst thing ever.. I'm sure you're smart enough to find the best solution for it!
>I won't :) and hey you're no stranger to me. You're my friend u_u so too bad for you.
>Hugs tight and unties the ribbon in your hair from behind
Well let's take your mind off of that... I bet you can't get this back from me~
M is for Missed you :3
Do you know the definition of sleep Chara?
>yelps and reaches up, grabbing at the ribbon
M... my official headwear! Give it back, I need that as a priestess of Emloy!
>on road now... back in 30-40 mins
Morning best goth waifu
I was asleep 3 hours ago for 7 hours!
4 hours of sleep is not optimal...
Don't ask me why I'm awake at all, my alert was set for 2-3h later.
I slept pretty well, thanks for asking.
M is for missed you more <3
Hm? Fake how?
Okay good, sleep is important. Even if its for the week
Well no one asked for life, we're just kind of thrown in it and expected to be grateful for it. In a way I am, this is way more interesting than not existing
Yeah he's a good bro, not touching her and shit. Still would be kinda sad
mandatory cc claim
anything new happening?
I get that sometimes.. I understand how you feel. I'm glad you're up though~
>Steps away and sticks my tongue out
You'll have to catch me first!
M is for mentioning things that aren't true, like you just did
>I assume that he does. He might just be swamped with work. Or he might be trying to look busy for whatever reason.
Then he could free up some time by making these systems better... in one year and half of classes I saw him like three times.
>If you asked me this a few years ago I would have said no.
Thats pretty dark, glad to see you made it out of your problems, whatever they were.
>Death has always been an interesting subject for us humans. Just look at Shakespeare.
Yea it is, I also loved animes that question what is life like GitS or the value of death like Death Parade. I actually don't know barely anything about Shakespeare work, is there anything from him you recommend me checking first?
>Although I wouldn't mind if you used me on a sortie here and there.
Im about to send you to 1-3 with a torpedo squad for that 400 fuel quest! And btw do you have any tips to save on fuel? I have like 1.5k average of all resources and fuel is near 0.
>I'd be most happy if you were to pair me with Tenryuu.
Its funny cuz I unlocked Ten the day after I unlocked you, but so far he has always been in a different fleet. One day Tats, one day.
I can't explain why, but all her lines and voice manage to cheer me up even if just a tiny bit.
>As long as the quest doesn't require a specific girl, you are a-OK.
Good to know, I was worried if I would have to keep leveling Fusou since I thought she was kinda annoying, even if strong.
>Do you know the definition of sleep?
Sleep is taking the same nap over and over and over again and expecting to be rested
Sorry to hear that. I just hope that you are happy with the result.
>And that it was worth the pain
Hi Tsuzu. You should really sleep some more. Or else you will be spending those hours in the docks.
Got any plans for today?
He's keeping her pure for you. You should thank him.
I love it. Have you seen this one? She is good at cheering people up I know from experience.
You always do this Mikan.
Maybe try believing more in yourself.
I miss Kongou's bongos
So many ship waifus and none of them have any baaningu rabu...
So, insanity hmm?
Don't worry, I get enough sleep. I think I even get a bit too much sometimes.
no... ugh, fine, come here and let me hug you
This got dark fast...
All things considered I'm doing pretty well..
another thing I don't really understand.
How has life been treating you?..
but I don't mean to ask things for the fifth time today.
Tatsie.. I'm fine, I think. Surprises myself, too.
>also, turns out I'm not very good at bullying Tenryuu..
So how are you?
>out of things starting with M
I'm about to go to work again, nothing much after that.
>Drama is the worst thing ever.. I'm sure you're smart enough to find the best solution for it!
That's the problem, the reason for the drama itself is ridiculous, and even tho I can see that it still hurts my feelings. Makes me feel not just sad but also like im a weirdo.
>You're my friend u_u so too bad for you.
Aw thats sweet, you just won another tight hug.
>mfw you're using that pic on skype, with the 1 pixel nipple showing.
>Don't ask me why I'm awake at all
You can't tell me what to do! Did you have a good time during those 4 hours at least?
unexpected reference get
Life is pretty insane if you think about it long enough
I like to imagine that the troll face in the pic is what Chara makes if you say "no" at the end of the genocide route.
>trollfaces while saying "Since when were you the one in control?"
Huh, I like the thought of that
or maybe that instead of the jumpscare?
Great to hear :) Life has been.. well it's going and going and I'm just trying to keep up I suppose.
How's your gardening coming along? The rain finally stop? I hope my favorite ship has been okay..
>I was too tbh lol
I'm okay! My back is killing me but I'll live.. I hope.. o.o how about you?
Drama isn't good for anyone involved and it's almost always over petty stuff.. It's hard to diagnose what since you don't want to discuss ut and that's totally fine I just know how you feel. I remember back in highschool oh man drama was the number one thing that made me actually want to go to school and not go at all. It was a girls best friend and worst nightmare.
>Tight hugs back
I am totally okay with more of those!
My skype profile pic is just the right amount of lewd okay? Haha
I like it! It's all fresh and new and seems more open. It just came at a price I suppose >~<
I fell unconscious and don't really remember.
There isn't really anything I enjoy about going catatonic in my bed.
Smocking? Smoking or stocking?
Good to hear. And you are right, too much is a bad thing
Fair, sure seams that way most of the time
I left school about 20 minutes ago.
If I can sit out in gym today it shouldn't be too bad :^)
>glad to see you made it out of your problems
Thanks. That means a lot.
>I also loved animes that question what is life like GitS or the value of death like Death Parade
I haven't watched Ghost in the Shell yet (any installation). I'm saving that one for when I have the time to go through it all in one sitting.
Death Parade was great. I remember watched Death Billiards a few months before it and I was really blown away.
Time to be super generic. I'd advice you to read Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, and Macbeth. Try to get a copy that contains both the original English and a more modern one. I prefer the original English
>mfw I read Romeo and Juliet in its original form when I was 12
>Im about to send you to 1-3 with a torpedo squad
This pleases the Tatsuta. For now.
>do you have any tips to save on fuel?
Keep sorties to a moderation. Alternatively sortie to worlds with no whirlpools with girls that don't get too hungry after a mission.
I also recommend you to do expedition five (5) and nine (9). They yield above-average fuel. I doubt you have access to 21 or 38 yet, but those are also great, the latter being the best in the game.
>I can't explain why, but all her lines and voice manage to cheer me up even if just a tiny bit.
It's because of her unlimited amount of energy. If you like her voice you should check out the anime Kiniro Mosaic. It's very relaxing.
Fusou is good to have. As is her sister, although I don't like her lines that much.
That reminded me of something.
>this is way more interesting than not existing
Is it really? Interesting doesn't mean enjoyable.
No problem desu! This is too adorable for me to handle.
From what I hear there was a Kongou claimer long ago but it seems like he forgot /waifu/ entirely. Yea I agree, if there are so many ship claimers its unbelievable there's no Kongous hanging around.
Nevermind you don't appear to be the Stocking I know.
It's okay I'm not that fond of him anyways.
I'm still a little tired, but I doubt that'll ever change. What happened to your back?
>having to do anything in gym
Yeah, Kongou was pretty cool. Tenryuu and hand-kun remember them, no doubt.
Back then, the ride used to end occasionally, so maybe she disembarked for new horizons...
Are you sure? I'd hate to see you down.
>turns out I'm not very good at bullying Tenryuu..
That's my area of expertise. So you don't even need to attempt it, ufufu~
What do you work as?
Everything has its price. As long as you are willing to pay it I'm a happy person. I wish I could switch things up in my apartment
>Too bad I live in such a small one
It's true that interesting doesn't mean enjoyable, but I will be non-existant WAY longer than I will exist so I try to sit this one out and see where it goes. I'm better off than the majority of life in the universe so I won't complain. Not too impressed so far but who knows, and I had some good moments
>can't see a doctor until this evening
>Having to anything in gym with ingrown toenail
I think the swelling has gone down a bit but it doesn't really matter when it still hurts and it's bleeding
This guy gets it
Welcome back Haruhi
Its a nice state as long as your mind keeps exploring itself. So you're becoming a nocturnal beast or what? You're always up super late.
Nope. Pretty genuine.
RIP Kongou. Ten said he would back in, at the very least two months.
I'm pretty sure it's been more than 2 months now.
Why is life not enjoyable? Is it because you are watching other people, and thinking, "my life isn't as interesting or fulfilling or productive as theirs"?
I came to the realization a few years ago that I wasn't unfortunate - I just wasn't accomplishing as much as my peers, as a result of being lazy.
When I stopped letting envy rule my heart, most of my depression just kind of went away.
I'm sure it will be fine. Going to be a little earlier wouldn't hurt me either...
And Ten, well, I guess I made it sound worse than it was... but I did not manage to cause Ten any discomfort by being sweet...
Maybe I'm not being sweet enough..
Considering it's usually early morning.. well...
I'm up early, I guess.
I just have to believe
Thanks, so many waifus but only a few of them are gods
You guys just talk about -whatever- here? I'm surprised you don't get banned for rule 13, that was the problem we always had on /b/
I have to go to work now, I'll be back in a couple of hours.
You and me both...
I have scoliosis, and having to carry so much and put so much weight on it has made it way too much to handle for tonight but I got it done and now I'm just sore and sad :p
I usually am. I have a small one too but I still try to switch it up with my room mate now and then. She practically begs me to anyways..
Bye~ See you later!
League Patch just hit, playing it, new dragons seem interesting. But the most important thing is, how did Riot fuck up this time
Cya Galko! I hope work is either fun or painless for you. <3
Yeah, the weather has improved, although it's still unpredictable. I actually did most of it yesterday.. but I'll take a little gardening break today, as well, before the weather turns to sh* again.
I think you mentioned something last time we should talk about or something?
>also, thanks for your efforts
By keeping their servers up
>jk I like league but I'm not that into it
So what are the major changes?
Occasionally mods delete the threads. But I'm pretty sure they don't care anymore.
At least for now they don't.
>I'm sure it will be fine.
Glad to hear it. I want people to enjoy the time that they are awake.
>I did not manage to cause Ten any discomfort by being sweet...
The only affection that Tenten will accept is mine. Our sisterly bond is simply too strong.
>You're free to be sweet with me
I was going to ask you questions, but I will save them for another time. Have a good time at work, Galko!
As long as she is willing to help I see no issue. Last time I did something with my room was probably... a little over a year ago.
>Thanks. That means a lot.
I will sound repetitive but the fact that it means a lot to you means a lot to me.
>I haven't watched Ghost in the Shell yet (any installation). I'm saving that one for when I have the time to go through it all in one sitting.
Cheers with that, I only watched the first installment (the remake version) 2 days ago and I loved it, can't wait to watch the rest (I will probably get into it later on today).
> I remember watched Death Billiards a few months before it and I was really blown away.
I actually only watched Death Billiards a few months after watching the anime, it was interesting and gave me a blast of nostalgia.
>Time to be super generic. I'd advice you to read Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, and Macbeth. Try to get a copy that contains both the original English and a more modern one. I prefer the original English
Aight I will do it, will probably start with Hamlet since its the only one I don't know the rough plot. I feel like I will enjoy the original one more too, since its what the writer intended it to look like.
>mfw I read Romeo and Juliet in its original form when I was 12
You must have been one cute and innocent child!
>do you have any tips to save on fuel?
Thy a lot, I will save those tips in notepad just to make sure I don't forget...
>check out the anime Kiniro Mosaic. It's very relaxing.
Isn't that the one with Karen? I will probably watch it when im done with GitS franchise, since I like to alternate between serious and relaxed shows.
>Fusou is good to have. As is her sister, although I don't like her lines that much.
Exactly, even her design is nice but something about her lines pisses me off. Always talking about Hyuga and Ise etc.