Waifu claiming thread - Chara's t(h)reat edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
A friend of mine has that, too... I guess she's about the same size as you, too.
I hope you can manage...
Take care, Galko.
I still hope I can embarrass Tenten a little at some point...
>You're free to be sweet with me
I-I'm not sure it would be any effective with you...
but it's still something I can try.
Not as cute as Karen:
Do you shave? If not, what manner of facial hair do you keep and how big is it?
Rory-sama is back from the drive, missing my ribbon. That Megu-chan and her thieving ways...
Good :) You seem to really enjoy it. Hope it's sunny for you n_n
>Talk about or something
Heh.. it's unimportant now..
Don't mention it.. I told you I would do whatever I could!
>Hugs you tight
She got me ice cream for making me help her today so you know what I'm okay with it. And yeah I don't see a problem with not changing it up, especially if it's too small or you like it how it is :)
I can't stand the thought of surgery... but it is bad enough to maybe move past my fear.. the other hurdle would be the cost of it.. plus I'm so young it sucks having to deal with stuff like this already.
Fast bread is fast...
> but I will be non-existant WAY longer than I will exist
Thats a great way to look at it, makes me think that I really need to find a way to forget all these feelings and just move on with life, enjoying it while its possible.
I don't really know what to reply but I feel like I should drink from your words. It sucks that envy is such a strong feeling that almost only brings self-harm.
Whelp... today is 4/20, got any special plans for it?
welcome back everyone
Shaving all the way and everywhere
St8cking claimed and signing off, gotta get to work.
Have a good one gals
Nigga if I'm not mistaken that's basically the exact same video as the one I just sent
I tend to shave it all off. I only grow patchy anyway, no point in a full beard. Would take too long.
She's short like me? Really? That's awesome I'm not the only one! I just hope over time it'll feel better.. I can't afford anything long term that'll help right now..
Have a good day at work!
Glad to see you made it home safely!
Hello guys, welcome back
I used to shave fully back in HS but that almost always lead to in-grown hairs and looking gross, so now I just keep a short beard.
>the fact that it means a lot to you means a lot to me.
I'm flattered. If my gratitude can make you feel good I'll be sure to show it towards you more often.
>will probably start with Hamlet
That's a good one to start with. I hope you'll enjoy it.
>You must have been one cute and innocent child!
I was a timid, socially awkward, and somewhat sheltered child. I'm sure sure enjoy this version of me more.
>I will save those tips in notepad just to make sure I don't forget...
No problem. And I urge you to do just that. The human mind is prone to forgetting things after all
>I don't remember anything from the three years that I studied French
>Isn't that the one with Karen?
Precisely. Karen has the same voice actress as Kongou. She's a great character, but not my favourite. You're free to guess my favourite after you've started watching it.
>I like to alternate between serious and relaxed shows.
This is a good way of watching anime if you ask me. Otherwise you'd just become burned out, watching the same genre over and over.
>something about her lines pisses me off.
She's a girl riddled with misfortune. And her sister is a sis-con with no character. Like a potato that's in love with her sister, the crisp.
>I still hope I can embarrass Tenten a little at some point...
You're free to try~
>I-I'm not sure it would be any effective with you...
Again, you're free to try. Tsuzu is so cute I'm sure that you can think of something.
>I'm not even that obsessed with your metal ring. I'd rather poke your cheek or touch your hairband.
What kind of ice cream?
>Vanilla is the superior flavour
>I don't see a problem with not changing it up
I feel like I have the most optimal setup right now. Although, I might just throw a fit one day and dedicate a few hours to mapping out a new layout and then moving everything.
mandatory cc claim
who likes sao?
lol.. I'm not sure that technicality makes much difference to mods?
Yeah, no facial hair
It's a pretty common surgery, I think you'd be in good hands too. And it's not life threatening either.. As with most surgeries, the most dangerous part is getting the dose of anesthetic correct.
I wouldn't have to pay anything, but also spending all that time in hospital when I'm young and schooling needs to be finished.. that's not very appealing
It's that thought that keeps me going. Just knowing this is all the time I have makes me actually want to do stuff. Everything after that will be sweet oblivion and that is enough motivation for me to live my life
I watched it last night. Was expecting to shit myself but the metaphor is great and the acting is greater
Here, <3, you earned this, and a little gratuity hug..
If it's something urgent there are other ways.. but I don't mind waiting.
The movie itself isn't that scary but the underlying psychological aspect made me lose sleep for quite a while
Also, I never figured out what that bowl of worms meant
I already prayed to the Führer and smoked weed at the same time earlier today.
The good shit so I fell asleep at some point.
>smug/smug bunny detected
As long as it no longer follows OP Alukadrakula, I mean Kirito, its good. Or at least find a new group that actually has suspense.
I see you Ceiling Syndra
Envy doesn't have to be bad, it can drive you to achieve more than you might otherwise. You are right that it must be tempered though, unless it hurts you with disappointment.
Don't put too much weight in my philosophies - I'm only a tad older than most people here - but if it can keep you level then I am happy to help <3
>My waifu is underaged and wouldn't hesitate to kill me
OP, your waifu is absolute shit
Lewd. At least you picked the best girl from Shokugeki.
SAO is decent entertainment. Not something that challenges the intellect, though.
Haha, that makes sense. Sanic isn't as cute as Karen, we all agree
Vanilla with peanut butter :) and yeah! Not that I hope you have a day where you throw a fit but if it's something you feel should happen then go for it!
>Just be careful about overdoing it. Trust me.
It's the whole thing about being cut into that makes me shiver.. but I'm not sure why.. also I wish I could afford it but I doubt it.. and my uni would go to hell real quick if I had to miss my Pre Law classes. I'd be so far behind D:
<3 I'm glad you think I deserve it.. I'll cherish it I promise :)
It's nothing important really.. it was something stupid.. don't worry about it Tsuzu.
Thanks for the welcome, I'm glad to be back!
sao will never be good
the world is shit
all the characters are idiots
the nerve gear makes no sense
and this has been confirmed by Reki Kawahara
which means, its shit
Thanks.. you should still touch it, though.
Reportedly it brings good luck...
My waifu is godlike,
shut yer trap
Enjoyed the first few episodes, lost interest after that.
Really? I slept like a baby. I think its her way of repressing herself. Like how anicents would give offering to angry gods? Know where can I buy book? I'd get the shit out of it
Sup man just came here from /utg/ to claim my waifu
>I was a timid, socially awkward, and somewhat sheltered child. I'm sure sure enjoy this version of me more.
There are perks to being a wallflower too, but yea being sociable is obviously better and its great that you got to live as both, so you can understand better those who are still timid.
Anyway you were a child reading Shakespeare, I don't know what about where you live but in my country that's not common at all and you should feel proud about it.
>The human mind is prone to forgetting things after all
Oh boy... I always keep a noteblock and a pencil near my bed because when I want to sleep is when I get interesting ideas and I know if I don't write them down I will never remember them after waking up.
Its also nice to write down your dreams right after you wake up, as long as you have time to do it ofc. Its interesting to check what could be the meaning of a dream later on and keeping a dream diary is also fun.
>I don't remember anything from the three years that I studied French
Are you me? I don't know why but I always had good grades in my national language and english, but its pretty hard for me to learn anything else. French was the only subject I had negative grades from 7th to 10th year of school and I also forgot pretty much everything about it.
>This is a good way of watching anime if you ask me. Otherwise you'd just become burned out, watching the same genre over and over.
Im actually more scared of running out of philosophical/mysterious shows faster than I want.
>Precisely. Karen has the same voice actress as Kongou.
Oh I didn't know about that, she sure says the cutest ~desu I have ever heard.
>Like a potato that's in love with her sister, the crisp.
>My waifu is underaged and wouldn't hesitate to kill me
That sounds like my waifu too. Killer loli waifus <3
Thats a 1lewd. 2lewd is where things get bad.
Wait. What surgery?
It was a different anime. That made it interesting. It is no longer interesting because Kirito gets handed everything. Or he just hacks to get everything.
>killer loli waifu club
>don't forget the filename
/utg/ is only good for pics
killer loli waifus = best waifus
But yours is also eating them... mine is just a genocidal maniac hehe
All this untapped power?
Ohh, it's that kind of fear
I don't know if you have already but don't go researching any scoliosis surgery pics, it would put you off even more
You're in your 1st year? Anything you're doing at the time would get put on hold for a while.. the surgery itself isn't too long but the recovery time in a hospital bed is ages apparently ._.
I can't change per thread?!
Her self-destructive personality is terrifying to me because it reminds me of my mom and how she used to be like that, I only figured that out later
Trying to follow this conversation is hard
Hunt for sport, hunt for food, hunt for faith, it's all good
and the more recent and much better log horizon
im one of the biggest degenerates there, its my home
Yeah, she's 'little' on the whole.
Her case also was pretty bad, but she had surgery as a child.. had a tough childhood but it paid off for her.
>thread's so fast I'm missing things..
Agreed. Hunt for fun, you forgot that one!
Ya well, time to move out!
I'm gonna need some time to make the decision :c
Felt bad for mom because shit son. Now if you need me I'mma get some more sleep. Not like I went to bad at 3 am and woke up wondering about it at 7..
For my scoliosis... It's getting to the point where it hurts really bad on a daily basis.. I'm really scared to do it though >~<
Uh oh >~< is it that bad? I'm starting to freak out a little.. I'm screwed if I don't fix it soon here but surgery is terrifying..
It's my first year here yeah so I know how bad it could screw me if I left for something like that...
We could talk elsewhere if you like?
Also I'm sorry to hear that.. I'm glad she's doing better now.
Hack Sign, watched when I was younger. Confused the hell out of me. Need to rewatch so I actually know whats going on. Log Horizon, its on my list. However, I think Overlords spin on it would be more refreshing. Hopefully theres a season 2.
As Chara said, make this your new home, and enjoy the hilarious shitposting.
Better make it soon. Karen is rarely wrong in these things.
home is where the heart is and i love one of the drawfags, i can never truly leave
Take your time, anon. There's no harm in 'experimenting' with waifus.
Patchouli was my waifu for a time. I tried to convince myself of this, but over time I realized the lie, and now Rumia is my one true waifu.
What are you looking at Syndra?
>Envy doesn't have to be bad, it can drive you to achieve more than you might otherwise.
Thats true, but it sucks that im not the one in charge of choosing what I envy. Envying something meaningless and getting hurt by that is something terrible that I can't avoid.
And your philosohphies are indeed motivational, I will try my best to follow them.
>tfw I'm actually out of canned peaches atm
I found out this morning I ate the last ones last night. I thought I had more but turns out it' fucking pineapple
there's already a 2nd season
>Vanilla with peanut butter
Sounds good. Just don't eat too much. Gluttony is almost never good.
>Not that I hope you have a day where you throw a fit
They only ever come once or thrice a year. Besides, they are more than welcome over the much more usual days of melancholy, depression, and other fun emotions.
Then don't mind if I do.
>Goes to touch
You may touch my halo if you want. But only for a second.
>its great that you got to live as both, so you can understand better those who are still timid.
I feel like it gives me some form of benefit when it comes to my future occupation.
>you were a child reading Shakespeare
Correction: I was a child that read Shakespeare once. But I was the only one in my year that attempted it. It was a good experience.
>I always keep a noteblock and a pencil near my bed because [...]
Yeah, I also get a lot of thoughts before I go to sleep. My mind likes to go into overdrive for whatever reason. Usually takes me an hour to fall asleep.
>Are you me?
Do you have a hate-love relationship with your glasses? Do you have red hair? If so, then maybe.
I used to have such an easy time in school. All the way up to university. Now I'm in this interesting position of not having internalised good methods of studying, leaving me several steps behind a lot of other people.
>French was the only subject I had negative grades from 7th to 10th year of school
I barely, just barely, managed to get a passing grade.
I feel like that's a very small pool to dive into. I hope you don't run through most of your shows in one sitting. Also, have you watched Shiki? I've heard good things about that one, just haven't had the time to start it.
>Karen (with possible spoilers, if one could call it that)
I have Skype, Telegram, Steam.. and, well basically ICQ but that's just super-legacy.
Homura has my Skype, my Telegram is *very* easy.
No way, I enjoy saving it for when I really need it too n_n
Hey not all emotions are bad.. But I can see how that would be a nice change.. I hope you have some good emotions mixed in there too!
If it can relieve the daily pain, go for it. Im in daily pain myself, if I could fix it with a single surgery I would. One less worry from your shoulders. One less regret holding you back.
See if you can bring them with you, plenty of room here!
Dont hold out on us, share the link please!
>data charges be damned
Wasnt Karen sorry. Thats the only 1 waifu pic I have.
I can barely reach it....
>trips forward and hugs clumsily
Yeah it's really not nice, I'm a little squeamish too so props to the surgeons who have to deal with that every day ^^
It's probably best to wait, if you can still move your body and the pain is not unbearable, maybe something like osteopathy would help, I've been seeing someone like that every few months and I think it helps
It'll be soon I promise!
Where do you draw the line between experimentation and multi-waifuism? D:
Well, when you decide to try another waifu, you have to forsake the previous one - acknowledge that it was a fling and not your true waifu.
just re-read your post
there is a 2nd season for log horizon
log horizon's 2nd season is pretty good
Thread fast like this and talking with multiple persons at same time is not a good combo.
>I feel like it gives me some form of benefit when it comes to my future occupation.
Oh thats awesome, but you will have to expand on that since I didn't get to talk much with you before other than Kancolle stuff. What are you trying to work as?
>Do you have a hate-love relationship with your glasses?
Yes I do, and the worst thing about them is rain and any sort of vapour.
>Do you have red hair?
>I hope you don't run through most of your shows in one sitting
Yea binge-watching is enjoyable but in the end id rather take weeks watching a show and the time to meditate about it.
>Also, have you watched Shiki?
Surprisingly never even heard about it, I will check it asap.
Sorry if im not expanding much but I can't talk with so many persons at this speed, and don't want to be selective about who to talk/ignore.
I'm so sorry to hear that.. I wish there was something I could do to help you..
Are you afraid of surgery?
I'll be sure to stay away from the pictures... blegh.. I guess you're right.. I should try to gain the courage to do so before I just up and do it.. save up some cash and make a window of time for it too.
I actually don't, is it at my pomegranate tea?
>why did they give this fruit such an awkward name in english?
Turns out I was wrong, no magic dragons.Only Taric Rework, fucking kill me.
I already made my choice though
Well it wasn't really a choice
>Hey not all emotions are bad..
Indeed. I have a bunch of things bottled up inside of me. I try to only let out the best ones when I interact with people. Especially when it comes to people in these threads.
>I'd carry you back after you cast Exploooooooooooooooooooooooooooosion
>falls down onto the ground
Ufufu~ if you wanted a hug you could've just said so. Now, touch my halo. I'll throw in the feeling of my pillows pressing against yours for free.
Yeah, I've never been good a fast threads like these. If I miss something I should have responded too, I'm sorry!
Apple grenade would be a much better name
You know what they say about big gems?
In my language we call them "granaatappels"
which literally translates to "grenade apples" which i think is way cooler
Thats awesome and adequate, in my country we call it "maçã romana", which translates into roman apple. Its boring but at least its easy to memorize.
You have really good restraint if that's the case.. I admire that :)
>Smiles and jumps on your back, wrapping my arms around your neck
Can I just get a ride now instead?
>What are you trying to work as?
I'm on my way to becoming a teacher. Currently trying to finish my third year of studies. What are you studying to become?
>Has a hate-love relationship with their glasses
>Doesn't have red hair
I'm afraid that we are two different persons. I know that this might come as a shock to you, but try to not cause a scene. We are surrounded by other people after all.
>id rather take weeks watching a show and the time to meditate about it.
The only time I can really do this is when I follow currently airing shows. Other than that I'd rather go through them in one sitting or a few days. Do you actually meditate? I've never really been able to do that.
>Sorry if im not expanding much
It's quite alright. I'm not that fast myself. Currently studying and lurking hard. If you ever wanted to talk some more feel free to send me a message on Telegram. Finding my account name is literally like walking up to a house and finding the key hanging right in front of your face, staring at you.
Okay, thanks :3
I don't know where you live but.. in a lot of places the prices for healthcare is really messed up, mostly the US ._.
I've heard of people paying tens of thousands for invasive back surgery over there..
Good luck with it anyways
No. Its just something I wont be awake for and that is aimed at making me better. How can I be afraid of something that is intended to heal?
Ufufu~ Sure. But remember, M stands for Moderation.
>moves hands to your thighs in order to keep you stable
Have explosions ever contained so much vitamin? Vote for rename pomegranate to grenade apple
>explodes in flavor
I..'m not sure I can restrict myself to touching the halo.
Chen-chon, my friend! I hope you are well.
I live in Cali and you're totally correct.. but thank you for your interest and care I really appreciate it. If anything comes up about it I'll be sure to let you know about it :)
I guess I just don't trust people or things that much.. you see being asleep as something that makes it easier it's the opposite for me.. and yet it's much better than being awake through the operation.
Heh moderation? I don't think I know that one~
>Rests my head on your shoulder and giggles
I Shave like once every 2-3 weeks since I have barely any facial hair
I'm surprised Megumin hasn't spoken up on this subject.
Surely an exploding fruit is a good fruit
Explosions?? AND FRUIT? Sign me up.
>To be honest I never have had just straight pomegranate.
I was replying to something else at the time T_T
Pomegranate are the perfect Jew fruit.
>most of it isnt edible
>need hard work to get the edibles ready
>expensive yet plentiful
>not filling at all
When you dont have a choice in being asleep, it settles that argument. Being put under is literally the most peaceful thing Ive ever done. Someone takes you there, someone takes you away. Sure, theres nerves before, but then they tell you to count to ten and you're just gone. No thoughts, no memories.
>I'm on my way to becoming a teacher. Currently trying to finish my third year of studies.
Thats awesome, teacher is something I was always interested in becoming and always wondered if I could do a good job like my favourite teachers did. But what do you want to teach?
>What are you studying to become?
I honestly don't know, I like a bit of everything multimedia, mostly code and concept design, but I would also love to work on music production or whatever involves sonoplasty.
I didn't have regular education from 10-12th, I took a professional multimedia course instead and because of that I decided to get in a weird course that would grant me access to college, instead of doing the regular biology + math + national language exams (that I would have a hard time doing because I never had biology and math wasn't too complex on my course)
>I'm afraid that we are two different persons.
kek, im glad we're not the same, I don't want you to have my problems and feel my own dramatic bullshit.
>Do you actually meditate?
No I don't, but it would be a smart thing for me to do.
>Currently studying and lurking hard.
I salute you then, even when the thread is slow I have a hard time studying and lurking at same time. /waifu/ too addictive. This also makes me happy since you're busy and still taking the time to reply to me.
>If you ever wanted to talk some more feel free to send me a message on Telegram.
I didn't make one yet but im looking forward to have a secondary way to contact you. I won't be making it right now but I will later.
>Tactical positioning of hand in that image
I guess you could let your hand wander to my face for a moment or two...
I've seen your use of magic. It was foolish of me to ever expect you understand that word.
>Continues to carry you along the docks
Ufufu~ don't try anything funny. Your resting your head is as much intimacy as you get.
Why a bunny? There are much more interesting animals around here.
kek, you have my vote.
No problem ^^
I don't meet many other people with scoliosis, I think my first doctor told me that ~2.5% of people have it? But most aren't very bad cases
So it's interesting to get another perspective
What if I don't wake up.. one day you're favorite explosion arch mage will be just drifting away but nobody knows it's for the last time.. what if someone messes up.. what if what if what if..
I think you're my first too! Haha It's really cool hearing stories from someone else :) so thanks for talking about it with me, it's not something I get to bring up often with someone who gets what I mean.
What can I say.. if you don't go all out then it's not worth it!
>Looks over at the water on the docks and giggles to myself
Oh yeah and what are you gonna do if I don't stop here anyways..
M-maybe. And you're off to a great start.
Try it sometime, you either love it or hate it
>Most of it isn't edible
You mean the peel?
>need hard work to get the edibles ready
Hold grenade apple over a bowl of water
Just slice the peel and pull it apart
The white stuff floats but the edibles sink to the bottom
>expensive yet plentiful
Well I guess it depends on where you live and what season
What the fuck have you been eating? sounds like yours wasnt ripe yet. The duds fall out when its ripe enough
>not filling at all
true, it's a good snack but that's it
I think it's really tasty and I have no problems with it, getting a whole grenade ready in just under 5 minutes
That won't happen Megumin. We're advanced enough that something like this nearly never happens. It's going to be alright
>awkwardly slides her hand down Tatsutas halo and hair, caressing her face as it moves lower slowly..
I.. I'm sorry I didn't mean to get you messy...
They are professionals. Ive been under at least 10 times in my life. No problems have happened. Everything is controlled and timed.
>But what do you want to teach?
I'm doing a double major in language.
>I like a bit of everything multimedia, mostly code and concept design, but I would also love to work on music production or whatever involves sonoplasty.
That's quite the range, ending with a pretty technical and specific area. Are you currently studying a wide range of things in order to be a bit of a jack of all trades when the time comes to search for a job?
>im glad we're not the same, I don't want you to have my problems and feel my own dramatic bullshit.
Don't worry. I've got my own fair share of both of those. So I guess we are different, but also the same.
>/waifu/ too addictive.
You can say that again. I'm forcefully having to remove myself from lurking and/or responding.
>This also makes me happy since you're busy and still taking the time to reply to me.
Despite my not being a very social creature, I don't dislike talking to people. Usually I'm just a few steps behind in a conversation, since my mind likes to overanalyse things, as well as wander a little. I'm glad that you feel honoured that I am talking to you. Let me assure you that the feeling is mutual. Because of the general speed of these threads I usually don't get to talk to more than one or two people. So I guess I'm trying to "make my rounds" in trying to get to know more people around here.
>I won't be making it right now but I will later.
Don't worry. There's no need to force anything. I don't see myself abandoning that application for quite some time.
Im done with my shitty report
What's going on and what have i missed?
Welcome back claw
We've decided to rename the pomegranate
I only had a bunny, but i have no objections to other animals
That one word is what stands out to me the most.. but thank you for the reassurance
You're right.. I have an irrational fear I can admit it.. it's something I can't really help but feel afraid by.. I guess it's time I womaned up and got over it.
Ufufu~ I'll toss you into the water and maybe have someone come help you. Maybe.
>Giggles and leans to the right
Tsuzu, this isn't even close to being a mess. Haven't you seen Akagi eating? That's a mess.
>Places hand on your hairband and starts to pet you
Tch.. you wouldn't.. it looks so calm and pretty too! Plus I hate water.
>Blows against your ear and chuckles again