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Everything he does deserves ire and contempt.
darwin omg
>>680287011
do I have you on something?
You're scared to be yourselves and you have contempt for anyone who's scared to be themselves even a fraction of the amount you are.
>>680287158
look at this loser
Keeping hope alive
rifk war
how about some dragons erryone?
Yes.
sup
Nothing.
There is a first time for everything.
>>680287135
If you don't you should.
>>680287496
what do you have
>>680284096
Is this how I summon you?
>>680287325
Sure why not
>>680287557
Steameroni
No one here uses Steam.
>>680287761
http://steamcommunity.com/id/freklz/
>>680287880
this
>>680288053
>>680287880
That's not true
>>680287986
Adding
>>680287032
>never done this before
yeah right.
>>680287589
Maybe, but i don't grant wish's
>>680288152
has not appeared yet
>>680288152
We only have it to idle and pretend we are busy.
>>680288415
>he's only pretending he's Busy
I KNEW IT
>>680288468
I am busy pretending to be busy.
>>680288327
Never made a thread, for real mang
>>680288598
Doesn't that make you busy?
>>680288651
you hv alot of gfur saved though.
>>680288598
whoa...
>>680288708
Allegedly.
>>680288729
Didn't think the decent into depravity would happen so fast
>>680288804
It happens so fast these days.
am I cool yet
It's the final countdown.
DODODOOO DOOO
>>680289066
Speaking of depravity, any advice on first dildo?
>>680289301
Done fingers yet?
>>680289378
Nope
>>680289473
Well do that first. then see how you go.
>>680289711
Sounds like a plan
>>680289949
i got one of those 7" vibrator things for my first personally
>>680289949
WHen you've done that get a jelly dildo, about 1" thick. and work that in and out.
If that's too hard get something smaller.
Is muscle hour, eh?
>>680290468
Thanks for the tips man
>>680290131
Not sure how long it'd take for me to survive that
>>680290667
Muscle is the preferred aesthetic of all time periods,
>>680290783
Not my choice, but someone's gotta put the bitches in their place.
>>680287880
do too
>>680290783
yeah i guess it's different for everyone, i just got used to it then moved up to big bad dragon shit
>>680289949
>>680290131
Use an app on your phone called "Wish".
Order cheap vibrators and dildos. They're like. Les than 10$
>>680291126
I prefer my women to be petite but men to be muscular. Inverting that paradigm does nothing for me
>>680291327
Those always seems rather excessive to me but what do I know, I might indulge in that in the future
>>680291431
there's a reason that stuff on there is so cheap
>>680291431
nah fam I got the collection now
>>680291668
I've bought stuff from wish a lot. Including 2$ pairs of sexy underwear that were actually well made.
It's Chinese wholesale. But dildos aren't electronic.
>>680291752
Why would you need a 3 pack of dildos.
>>680291815
Why not
>>680291815
Incase some of them are shitty :^)))^^)^^)
>>680289949
Feels pretty good actually. Just make sure you lube your fingers up somehow.
Not all guys like it up the butt, so if you aren't feeling it maybe you are a top.
>>680291752
they have a pretty bad history of horrendous customer support among items taking months or just not being delivered at all. Not to mention the sometimes appalling build quality
>>680291635
yeah I thought the same thing when i bought my first, then I couldn't stop spending money
>>680291930
Meh. I've ordered a good 40~ worth of stuff. Always came within two weeks. Never lost or damaged. It's Chinese postage. What do people expect. They do exchanges and returns a ton more often tho
>>680291635
I like a toned guy but a little shy of total muscle.
Then again, I've never been with an absolutely massive guy.
>>680291899
Pretty sure he'll like it in the butt
>>680292085
a lot of people say otherwise
>>680292153
hello
>>680291898
Too easy.
>>680291847
They make you buy the cooler too. That's how they get you.
>>680292241
Hello Riley you do you exercise today?
>>680292153
What makes you so certain?
butts
>>680292339
sure, you?
>>680291716
thats not a collection...
>>680292500
ham
>>680292357
Look where you are, what you're posting and tell me that you don't think you'll get pleasure out of buggering yourself.
>>680292510
Nah, still recovering. Today was a much better day. Maybe i will play golf on the weekend.
>>680292548
That's quite a collection, you like to be locked up and plugged often?
>>680292003
You make it sound like my first steam sale
>>680292092
Neither have I. I just find it attractive
>>680292357
I was in the army and enjoyed my time there. I'm used to getting buttfucked metaphorically
>>680292548
eh, I wouldn't use that many, many only use the left 3 now anyway
>>680292548
dungeon from dark souls 3?
>>680292743
>That's quite a collection, you like to be locked up and plugged often?
maaaaaabie ^.^
>>680292856
nah planetside
>>680292885
I would love to help you do that.
Oreos!
I think it may be too early
awe
everyone's gone
>>680293234
Who doesn't love surprise buttsex in the morning?
>>680293477
people who don't have time for it most likely
>>680293446
nah, they're just hiding
>>680292743
good to hear, did you get your prescription filled out?
>>680293446
not everyone
>>680293534
More like people who don't like fun.
living single is so fucking boring
>>680292743
Oh I love getting it in the butt, but I wasn't sure he would given how he's not played with his rear yet.
>>680293620
No i left it on the dining table this morning, i've put it in the car now.
How are you going in DS3?
>>680293667
Go out and drink then.
>>680293582
from big ol' meanie Zaryss
>>680293620
heya
how's it going
>>680293633
i know a lot of people who have to wake up and go to work pretty much 20 minutes after, they gotta make their lunch and shower before work man
>>680293667
then don't be single if it's a problem
>>680293699
Are you one of them gays that cum just from being fucked in the butt?
>>680293819
No, they don't. They can do that shit the evening before.
God damn it where is the bug I need in monster hunter.
I've been farming for an hour.
>>680293887
maybe they're exhausted and want a more recently prepared meal instead of one that's been sitting around all evening and night
maybe they shower to wake themselves up in the morning
>>680293733
is it something you need as soon as possible?
>>680293819
not bad, how are you?
>>680293842
i wish it was that easy here ;~;
>>680293848
Yeah, I can. Goes a little faster with some assistance, but I lose it completely if the guy is the slightest bit forceful as has a large girth.
I'm a total bottom.
>>680294037
Or maybe they just can't appreciate buttsex in the morning.
>>680293893
it's around
>>680294069
tired, just woke up.
trying to find out if i should do something before school
>>680294107
make it that easy
>>680294187
yeah that's a viable one
shame on them
>>680293893
When you no longer need to find one, they'll swarm in
>>680293819
Luckily mean doesn't phase me
>>680294343
do it
>>680294069
The script?
Well no, but i still want this flu eradicated.
>>680294123
Girth like the toys you have on the left?
Cause that's hot if you cum from knotting.
>>680294445
i don't know what to do is the thing
>>680294343
Damn right. Surprise buttsex in the morning is the best kind of morning.
>>680294360
I wish
>>680294469
good point, just try not to forget it again :P
>>680294488
how long do you have?
>>680294343
im trying to make it easier but people make me feel like girly boys are lame now
>>680294579
It won't happen again.
>>680294527
damn right
>>680294579
about an hour
>>680294848
there are different ways one can take the term "girly boy"
>>680294848
They're lame for not liking them.
>>680294927
Am I lame? :(
I can't help that I prefer muscular men
>>680294848
Why can't muscle men just suck cock like a fem bois?
UGH. Herb's n Spices was right. I do have a thing for shorties. Stupid cute fuckers.
>>680294920
good, got any plans for tonight?
>>680294925
play something
>>680295149
i bet you like his little niglet voice too
>>680295204
idk what tho
>>680295204
Watching Vikings, eating, then bed.
Work is backed up and i'm doing 10 hrs days.
>>680295088
This butt just needs to be worshiped.
>>680295247
the division? yourself? I can't do all the thinking for ya
>>680295317
always fun to get overworked when you're sick
>>680295321
i'm not asking you to, just gotta figure it out meself
>>680294927
wise words
>>680295117
hey man don't ask me
>>680295247
Shut your whore mouth.
...
I may or may not have a plush of him.
>>680294469
I've not used a knotted dildo.
I'm sure I would though.
>>680294925
Also, as a 4/20 occasion I wanna post this here.
(Alcohol vs weed)
>>680295378
I know right?
>>680295088
Yes, well, maybe.
Are you girly yourself?
>>680295358
Yeah most invigorating. At least im fucking busy and don't get time to dwell on the ex.
>>680295476
Really?
You should buy and try one. They're great!
>>680295458
you saying that only makes it better
>>680295478
i see.
alcohol only happens when you've drank a lot more than you thought you could handle
weed on the other hand, you just sleep when you've had a lot more than you can handle
>>680295368
well good, I'm useless anyway
>>680295581
neither of those are particularly great to be occupied with while sick
zarys isnt even plat
>>680295677
i doubt that
>>680295730
if you search up Zary, i'm actually challenjour
>>680295317
As long as I don't have to go to church and I don't have to tithe
>>680295542
I don't consider myself girly. I like guns and knives. I like hockey. I have a wiry build but I've always wanted to put on more bulk
>>680295834
So an otter kinda?
>>680295476
you should, they're super fun.
>>680295829
how am I not?
>>680295646
I remember when I first smoked weed by myself, I was paralyzed to the bed at one point, and saw random abstract things when I closed my eyes.
>>680295920
i don't see why you would be
>>680295925
you might have smoked a lot more than you thought you did
or it was some bomb weed
>>680295581
I've thought about it. BD stuff is just crazy expensive.
>>680295834
The place of worship is the butt. tithing is rimming.
I don't think you'll complain.
>>680296027
I don't see how I could be
>>680296139
that's the spirit
>>680296027
I felt like I was traveling through time in billions of years, suddenly getting up from my chair at random points to look through the window to make sure there's still people walking outside and that I'm not living in an isolated post apocalyptic world.
>>680296074
Yeah even the flops and ready made's are relativity expensive.
>>680296210
the dangers of marijuana
that's an interesting reaction, i've never had that happen
>>680296209
I'm confused
>>680296074
pretty pricey, but in my case & opinion it was worth it.
>>680296321
you said you don't see how you could be useless
>>680296271
I kept smoking even when I thought I couldn't handle it any more. My friends kept urging me to on a Skype call.
The weirdest thing though, is I had a very odd perception of time. It felt like 5 minutes took a few centuries while an hour passed felt like 5 minutes.
>>680296348
I meant I don't see how I couldn't be useless
Room for guys to stroke cocks together and wish we were in the same room
>>680296386
never do that
only smoke as much as you want and/or can handle
peer pressure is not your friend
>>680296402
i doubt that
>>680296469
kik is a bad meme
go away
>>680296386
That sounds pretty cool. I've never had hallucinations smoking weed. I just get hyper and chatty.
>>680296476
It was fun though while it lasted. The downside was mainly the depersonalization I felt after smoking too often.
>>680296646
I think it was just my imagination going wild. I saw like really weird abstract shapes of old cartoon characters.
>>680296476
Never been fucked while standing up. Always get weak in the knees.
>>680296476
we're going around in circles
>>680296810
he's got a big group of hands helping to hold him up
>>680296845
fun
>>680296764
I'm unsure of what you mean
>>680296914
so much fun
>>680295904
I guess. I look cross-country, I want to look like a greek god
>>680296093
Any other duties for adherents?
>>680296810
not locking/buckling your knees helps a lot
>>680296764
You still smoke regularly?
>>680297004
Not that i can think of. Duties are kept simple so all can perform.
>>680296914
I just felt disconnected and detached from my body and thoughts. It's as if I was observing myself from outside my body or like I was in a dream when I wasn't even high.
I got my bugs
I can finally sleep
>>680297080
No, not any more. Last time I smoked was around September last year. I'm currently still prescribed on antidepressants, so I'm not going to smoke any time soon since I don't want any bad drug interactions.
>>680296951
indeed
>>680297085
oh
that's just being permafried after a day of getting right baked
>>680297210
never
>>680297047
It's hard enough for me to orgasm while standing, I get super wobbly. I'd need something to hold onto if someone was using my butt for their nefarious purposes.
>>680297180
That's a good thing. Are the antidepressants a strong type? Are you paying for them? are they subsidised?
>>680297210
It was a really unpleasant feeling, it threw me off wanting to smoke quite a bit.
>>680297427
i never got it that bad but when it's not that strong it's a pretty pleasant feeling i find
>>680297319
yeah true, only been in that situation once in the shower, usually just do whatever they want to do
>>680297273
always
>>680297080
These aren't bad terms
>>680297423
It's Citalopram, an SSRI, and yeah I am paying for it, not too much though.
>>680297593
It's probably different for everyone.
>>680297707
and forever
>>680297763
(you can smoke weed on Citalopram but be careful if you do)
>>680297767
yay
>>680297596
And slippery too? Are you part mountain goat or something?
Did he just j-j-j-jam it in, or lube you up with soap?
>>680297855
you win
>>680297855
I don't want to take the risk.
>>680297935
awesome
>>680297985
that's pretty fair
>>680298074
cool
>>680298121
cool beans bro
>>680298141
blaze it
>>680298206
i am dankrupt
>>680297891
more so after the shower, had lube and such but the water wasn't on, though yeah it was pretty slippery >~<
>>680298248
On 4/20?
>>680297724
>>680297763
>>680297767
>>680297855
>>680297891
Good night Everyone!
>>680298324
yeah
>>680298327
night
>>680297855
> (you can smoke weed on Citalopram but be careful if you do)
Disregard this.
>>680298248
on the day of the birth of our lord it shall be fixed
>>680298327
Sleep tight.
>>680298370
Oy vey
>>680298327
gnight
>>680298378
i was speaking from personal experience
>>680298407
how
i have no money
>>680298417
oy vey goyim
>>680298327
Good night
>>680298327
Sleep tight tiger.
>>680298484
pray
>>680298484
Poor evidence and you shouldn't pose it as a general statement even if it did not have adverse effects for you.
>>680298622
same tbh fam lmao xD
>>680298671
What?
>>680298745
i'm not sure tbh
it's too early to be awake but i have to be
