There is a first time for everything.
If you don't you should.
Is this how I summon you?
Sure why not
>never done this before
Maybe, but i don't grant wish's
We only have it to idle and pretend we are busy.
I am busy pretending to be busy.
Never made a thread, for real mang
you hv alot of gfur saved though.
It happens so fast these days.
Speaking of depravity, any advice on first dildo?
Well do that first. then see how you go.
i got one of those 7" vibrator things for my first personally
WHen you've done that get a jelly dildo, about 1" thick. and work that in and out.
If that's too hard get something smaller.
Thanks for the tips man
Not sure how long it'd take for me to survive that
Muscle is the preferred aesthetic of all time periods,
Not my choice, but someone's gotta put the bitches in their place.
yeah i guess it's different for everyone, i just got used to it then moved up to big bad dragon shit
I prefer my women to be petite but men to be muscular. Inverting that paradigm does nothing for me
Those always seems rather excessive to me but what do I know, I might indulge in that in the future
I've bought stuff from wish a lot. Including 2$ pairs of sexy underwear that were actually well made.
It's Chinese wholesale. But dildos aren't electronic.
Why would you need a 3 pack of dildos.
Feels pretty good actually. Just make sure you lube your fingers up somehow.
Not all guys like it up the butt, so if you aren't feeling it maybe you are a top.
they have a pretty bad history of horrendous customer support among items taking months or just not being delivered at all. Not to mention the sometimes appalling build quality
yeah I thought the same thing when i bought my first, then I couldn't stop spending money
Meh. I've ordered a good 40~ worth of stuff. Always came within two weeks. Never lost or damaged. It's Chinese postage. What do people expect. They do exchanges and returns a ton more often tho
I like a toned guy but a little shy of total muscle.
Then again, I've never been with an absolutely massive guy.
Pretty sure he'll like it in the butt
They make you buy the cooler too. That's how they get you.
Hello Riley you do you exercise today?
What makes you so certain?
Look where you are, what you're posting and tell me that you don't think you'll get pleasure out of buggering yourself.
Nah, still recovering. Today was a much better day. Maybe i will play golf on the weekend.
That's quite a collection, you like to be locked up and plugged often?
You make it sound like my first steam sale
Neither have I. I just find it attractive
I was in the army and enjoyed my time there. I'm used to getting buttfucked metaphorically
eh, I wouldn't use that many, many only use the left 3 now anyway
I would love to help you do that.
Who doesn't love surprise buttsex in the morning?
people who don't have time for it most likely
nah, they're just hiding
good to hear, did you get your prescription filled out?
Oh I love getting it in the butt, but I wasn't sure he would given how he's not played with his rear yet.
No i left it on the dining table this morning, i've put it in the car now.
How are you going in DS3?
Go out and drink then.
from big ol' meanie Zaryss
how's it going
i know a lot of people who have to wake up and go to work pretty much 20 minutes after, they gotta make their lunch and shower before work man
Are you one of them gays that cum just from being fucked in the butt?
No, they don't. They can do that shit the evening before.
God damn it where is the bug I need in monster hunter.
I've been farming for an hour.
maybe they're exhausted and want a more recently prepared meal instead of one that's been sitting around all evening and night
maybe they shower to wake themselves up in the morning
is it something you need as soon as possible?
not bad, how are you?
Yeah, I can. Goes a little faster with some assistance, but I lose it completely if the guy is the slightest bit forceful as has a large girth.
I'm a total bottom.
Or maybe they just can't appreciate buttsex in the morning.
tired, just woke up.
trying to find out if i should do something before school
make it that easy
yeah that's a viable one
shame on them
When you no longer need to find one, they'll swarm in
Luckily mean doesn't phase me
Well no, but i still want this flu eradicated.
Girth like the toys you have on the left?
Cause that's hot if you cum from knotting.
i don't know what to do is the thing
Damn right. Surprise buttsex in the morning is the best kind of morning.
im trying to make it easier but people make me feel like girly boys are lame now
about an hour
there are different ways one can take the term "girly boy"
They're lame for not liking them.
Why can't muscle men just suck cock like a fem bois?
UGH. Herb's n Spices was right. I do have a thing for shorties. Stupid cute fuckers.
i bet you like his little niglet voice too
idk what tho
Watching Vikings, eating, then bed.
Work is backed up and i'm doing 10 hrs days.
This butt just needs to be worshiped.
i'm not asking you to, just gotta figure it out meself
hey man don't ask me
I've not used a knotted dildo.
I'm sure I would though.
Also, as a 4/20 occasion I wanna post this here.
(Alcohol vs weed)
I know right?
Yes, well, maybe.
Are you girly yourself?
Yeah most invigorating. At least im fucking busy and don't get time to dwell on the ex.
You should buy and try one. They're great!
you saying that only makes it better
alcohol only happens when you've drank a lot more than you thought you could handle
weed on the other hand, you just sleep when you've had a lot more than you can handle
i doubt that
if you search up Zary, i'm actually challenjour
As long as I don't have to go to church and I don't have to tithe
I don't consider myself girly. I like guns and knives. I like hockey. I have a wiry build but I've always wanted to put on more bulk
So an otter kinda?
I remember when I first smoked weed by myself, I was paralyzed to the bed at one point, and saw random abstract things when I closed my eyes.
i don't see why you would be
you might have smoked a lot more than you thought you did
or it was some bomb weed
I've thought about it. BD stuff is just crazy expensive.
The place of worship is the butt. tithing is rimming.
I don't think you'll complain.
I felt like I was traveling through time in billions of years, suddenly getting up from my chair at random points to look through the window to make sure there's still people walking outside and that I'm not living in an isolated post apocalyptic world.
Yeah even the flops and ready made's are relativity expensive.
the dangers of marijuana
that's an interesting reaction, i've never had that happen
pretty pricey, but in my case & opinion it was worth it.
you said you don't see how you could be useless
I kept smoking even when I thought I couldn't handle it any more. My friends kept urging me to on a Skype call.
The weirdest thing though, is I had a very odd perception of time. It felt like 5 minutes took a few centuries while an hour passed felt like 5 minutes.
Room for guys to stroke cocks together and wish we were in the same room
never do that
only smoke as much as you want and/or can handle
peer pressure is not your friend
i doubt that
That sounds pretty cool. I've never had hallucinations smoking weed. I just get hyper and chatty.
It was fun though while it lasted. The downside was mainly the depersonalization I felt after smoking too often.
I think it was just my imagination going wild. I saw like really weird abstract shapes of old cartoon characters.
Never been fucked while standing up. Always get weak in the knees.
he's got a big group of hands helping to hold him up
I'm unsure of what you mean
I guess. I look cross-country, I want to look like a greek god
Any other duties for adherents?
not locking/buckling your knees helps a lot
You still smoke regularly?
Not that i can think of. Duties are kept simple so all can perform.
I just felt disconnected and detached from my body and thoughts. It's as if I was observing myself from outside my body or like I was in a dream when I wasn't even high.
No, not any more. Last time I smoked was around September last year. I'm currently still prescribed on antidepressants, so I'm not going to smoke any time soon since I don't want any bad drug interactions.
that's just being permafried after a day of getting right baked
It's hard enough for me to orgasm while standing, I get super wobbly. I'd need something to hold onto if someone was using my butt for their nefarious purposes.
That's a good thing. Are the antidepressants a strong type? Are you paying for them? are they subsidised?
It was a really unpleasant feeling, it threw me off wanting to smoke quite a bit.
i never got it that bad but when it's not that strong it's a pretty pleasant feeling i find
yeah true, only been in that situation once in the shower, usually just do whatever they want to do
These aren't bad terms
It's Citalopram, an SSRI, and yeah I am paying for it, not too much though.
It's probably different for everyone.
(you can smoke weed on Citalopram but be careful if you do)
And slippery too? Are you part mountain goat or something?
Did he just j-j-j-jam it in, or lube you up with soap?
that's pretty fair
more so after the shower, had lube and such but the water wasn't on, though yeah it was pretty slippery >~<
Good night Everyone!
on the day of the birth of our lord it shall be fixed