ITT: We all live in the same house
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ITT: We all live in the same house
Kitchen sink clogged with shit again.
>>680282010
no one would leave and the neighbors would start to think we died
>>680282248
The shit clogged with kitchen sinks again.
Anyone want to LAN?
>>680282384
Actually everyone would become a psychotic borderline pedophile suicidal professional memer and would set the house on fire
for the lulz!
WHO FUCKING DRENCHED MY CLOSET IN SEMEN?
>>680282498
get the fuck out chad, I'm trying to masturbate to you fucking the girl I like.
Everyone shut the fuck up! The baby is sleeping!!
CAN WE NOT SPOIL THIS DAY??! IT'S A VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY FOR US!!! TRY TO BEHAVE WHILE WE CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF HITLER, OUR SAVIOUR AND OUR BRAVE COMRADES, ERIC HARRIS AND DYLAN KLEBOLD!!!
which one of you jews has been eating my bagels
>>680282729
It ain't sleeping dude. I suffocated it with a plastic bag 2 hours ago.
>>680282010
>ITT: We all live in the same house
the house would explode in 5 seconds
>>680282560
I did. I'm sorry but Dance Moms came on and I really had to go somewhere private.
>>680282841
No, it wouldn't even exist in the first place. We're all gonna be homeless.
>>680282748
I'll bite. It's his birthday bra
>>680282884
>No, it wouldn't even exist in the first place. We're all gonna be homeless.
why?
>>680282748
ALLAHU SNACKBAR
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Ok, who the fuck deleted the videos I had of the atrocities committed by ISIS? C'mon guys, I need something to jack off to after work.
Shut the fuck up! Pizza's sleeping!
>>680282924
Exactly.
>>680282884
so we can live in the same hobo camp, I'll bring my harmonica!!
>>680282726
Fine but I'm moving in that box of Trap posters I bought with the coin jar money, and when I'm done hanging them all up, we're playing some fucking CSGO. If you're not done by then, I'll finish you off myself faggot.
Who let a nigger in this house?
would you guys please stop cumming on me while i sleep and stop force feeding me my pills? shits gonna kill my liver
>>680282831
Ok who was OK with letting the edgelord move in?
>>680283027
But the pills are the only way you'll turn into a trap
What day does the bins go out here? My last victims body is starting to stink.
>>680283021
That's my nigger and it's house trained, I'm doing a experiment to see if it knows how to pick cotton by ancestral shared memories
>>680283037
Hey this is what happens when you let ALL of 4chan in.
>>680283092
but i already take them as prescribed anon, also who is gonna be the one to wash my panties?
I need to masturbate
>>680283163
Dude, ancestral shared memories were just something that they made up in Assassin's Creed. Even if that shit was true, one nigger in the genetic line would just steal that genetic component and not let anyone else have it. Let's face it.
>>680282010
ANYONE HAVE WEED I'M OUT
Does anyone want to try anal?
>>680283252
Well I know a great closet in this house where you can do it...>>680282560
Y'all faggots fuck outta my house
>>680283351
Yeah sure bend over lets make this quick
>>680283348
chech the growrooms in the basement idiot
>>680282010
DO NOT CROSS THIS FUCKING LINE, IF YOU CROSS IT OR TOUCH ANY OF MY SHIT ILL FUCKING STAB YOU
>>680283348
It's the 20th of April, we smoked it all to celebrate Hitler's birthday and to celebrate Eric and Dylan's glorious an hero.
I'm cumming in all of Chads clothes. Who wants to join me?
>>680283328
Nigger's steal everything, even my heart.
I like to shit my pants while masturbating, so I'll take the room close to the bathroom.
>>680283697
They only steal that if they can't get your wallet.
>>680283522
Lighten up Francis
If this were to seriously happen, we'd have the house with the most regular deliveries for porn magazines.
>>680282010
Come down to the basement.
I have candy
Would you mind if I come in goy-I mean guys?
Would all the socially awkward virgins stay in the attic please.
>>680283522
>>680283832
Yeah dude, nobody took your fucking gummy worms. Did you check your pockets? I think I saw you stuff them all in there
>>680283918
What kind of candy?
>>680283898
>porn magazines
Bro its not the eighties anymore
Anyone up for krokodil?, just made a shitton of it
>>680283937
You picked the wrong day to move in with us pal.
>>680284018
The kind that you suck on bebe
>>680282010
Yo you guys wanna play monopoly?
>>680282010
i tripped over a pissjug, who of you did this?
>>680283937
Sure if you do my taxes
>>680282010
I aint dying alone motherfuckers. Someone gonna die with me. Come and nock on my fucking door and die.
>>680282545
>professional memer
mfw
>>680284052
Yeah last guy that said that had those shitty rip off mints. So you can fuck off.
>>680284088
Ain't no women here for you to kill you magnificent bastard.
>>680284080
Its the way of the road Bub.
Dad! Stepmom put out a cigarette on my face again!
>>680284029
Doesn't mean we can't order any of them.
>>680282010
pls stop shouting GET OUT FAGGOT at my trap!
Who put shit in the blueray player and in the toaster!?
>>680284287
Dont know man, but those are my dvds in the freezer. Its where I like to keep them. Dont fucking move them.
Stay away from my ex-girlfriend. She gave me crabs.
>>680284242
never, you fucking faggot.
Does anyone wanna drink my homemade punch?
>>680284406
are you feeling it now?
>>680284485
BILL!!!!!
>>680284399
Shit in there too! Who the fuck?!
Every room in the house is going to reek of drugs and semen.
Don't mind me, just working on a science project here
Whats is wrong with this Dildos? All the free coffees in the world and no instruction how to cook it!!
>>680284236
True, if were doing a group order I'd like to suggest barely legal.
>>680284080
Who dumped out my special pissjugs?
I was saving those for Mom's birthday assholes
>>680284488
Yep. You think I would learn after catching them twice to take precautions.
which of you faggots filled the tub with chunky liquid shit?
>>680283937
yeah no problem, you will share room with this fine gentlemen.
*introduces /pol/
>>680284531
God damnit, the only dvd without shit on it is Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
>>680284605
Shitters clogged, gotta crap somewhere.
>>680284603
Pisslord is Life
Pisslord is Love
>>680284597
That can be arranged.
>>680284698
couldnt you just use the driveway like the indians, you fucking savage
>>680284698
Dont fuck with the 5gal bucket next to my bed guys.
Ok there's one certain way to find out who ate my "yogurt" in the fridge - and AIDS test.
Hey may-an.
How the hell are we all going to survive when only 3 of us have actual jobs?
>>680284550
Neat science project, are you making rocket fuel?
>>680284708
You know how bad that shits gonna stink when you pour it out? This nigger is the reason the house stinks.
>>680284708
that you pisslord?
< 3 > She hated me. She cheated on me. Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/sy3ptq5dk7myyns/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 I will remove it in a few minutes. Cheers I am out.
Hey everyone stay the fuck outta the shed, there is nothing in there, just keep outta there ok?
woah, hey guys
>>680284665
Hey guys I'm George... what the fuck is that smell?
>>680284956
fuck off
Who filled the icetrays with piss?
>>680284708
I thought that was Iced Tea for a second
>>680284921
Yes but don't tell anyone because I don't feel like timestampin my collection and I promised to always timestamp
This was when we were trying to summon Jizzuz
Ok, some of us will have to give up a kidney if we're going to pay for the bills. And at least one of you will need to sell a liver if we're going to have bail money set aside when one of us gets busted for CP
>>680284975
Sup bro want some help?
I just caught anon fucking the dog in the basement
>>680285054
used to be iced tea
the attic is mine!
Shut up and go to bed already!
I have to be up early for work!!
>>680284975
Fine. I'll move my meth lab elsewhere.
>>680284888
yes
who the fuck stole my bra again?
>>680285090
posting in legendary pisslord thread. suck my balls world!
>>680285136
windowless basement is mine, but you can come if you wanna party.
>>680285136
Can I come up there too?
>>680285107
Sure thing, You know how to prepare the mash?
>>680285100
That's why we sell drugs anon
oh for fucks sake, this is the third noose i've found this week! quit trying to kill yourselves!
>>680284921
Sorry wrong pic
This was from the Jizzuz thread
>>680285132
IT ISN'T DOG FUCKING YOU HOMOPHOBIC CIS SCUM
BEING A DOGKIN IS HARD
SO MANY TRIALS YOU HAVE TO FACE TO JUST LOVE A DOG
I FEEL SO TRIGGERED BY YOUR COMMENT YOU FUCKING CIS MALE BIGOT
IT'S 2016 ALREADY SO GROW UP
>>680285262
yeah sure, everyone with a passion for good sound is welcome
>>680285213
its time you fat mantitted fuck lose some weight, no bras for you anymore.
>>680285301
Ok. But we still may need extra organs for ourselves. Who wants to go out kidnapping with me?
>>680285090
your neighbor Nick wants to meet you. you were supposed to leave a pissjug at your mailbox with a note for him...wtf man
>>680285353
but im the resident trap you fuck!
>>680282010
...does that mean /b/ or all of 4chan?
just /b/ will probably be safer because otherwise we'd have /pol/, SJWs, Niggers, and commies living alongside us.
>>680285390
Can we kidnap some lolies to make movies with?
anyone hungry?
>>680283694
Fucking chad
>>680285339
Sweet. I'll bring my bass along. And someone will have to help me out carrying the amp up to the attic.
GUUUUUYS! I FOUND A CORPSE IN THE BASEMENT!! WHO DID THIS?? WE'RE FUCKED!
>>680285475
Let's teach that bastard a lesson.
>>680284521
c'mon drink some
it tastes really good
really, really good
>>680282010
You are all cucks, the real party is under the asphalt of the driveway, squeeze your asses under here
About to start grilling hotdogs. It's late but fuck it. Who wants one
>>680285420
I left the jug with 3 rocks in it by MY MAILBOX so he would know it was my house
Maybe I'll pay him a visit
>>680285462
If you really want them, fine. But lolies are noisy and they scream. They are your responsibility. I just want a healthy liver. Mine's just about on it's last legs.
uhhh guys? A little help over here?
>>680285496
yeah i could use some help with my speakers too
>>680285622
nah, you are on your own
>>680285643
>>680285553
HORY SHIT HOUSE PARTY
>>680285622
We're feeling the BERN
>>680285525
oh thats just randy, i found him in a graveyard, hes cool.
The fucking fruit's talking again, guys.
>>680285643
Oh sweet Jesus. This is going to be a lot of effort. Worth it though.
>>680285651
>>680285690
Hey gotta pay the rent some how, right
>>680285743
THE FRUITS A FUCKING MEXICAN
BUILD WALL BUILD WALL BUILD WALL
>>680285525
we pushed him in there because there wasnt enough room under the asphalt in the driveway
>>680285597
you should he definitely missed it
Ok guys, the drain in the shower is getting clogged with your pubes and cum. Please show some restraint in there.
>>680285728
get rid of it, faggot. The whole basement smells like shit! i almost fainted
Whoever's milkshake is bringing all the boys to the yard, please stop it!
>>680285744
i could also sell them and we buy our own house with the money.
then we can also treat all rooms properly acoustical for good sound all around
>>680285690
>>680285970
You'd really want to sell those speakers?
>>680282010
Which one of you fucking neanderthals but the goddamn toilet paper facing the wrong way...?
>>680286037
nah not really, just showing options.
not sure if our backs will survive the climb up the stairs with those fuckers
Dinner's ready, niggers.
Faggots, stop stealing my dirty underwear!!
come to my room, im starting to watch frozen. PS bring ur own toiletpaper
>>680286094
The same one that pissed all over your sheets after eating a whole lot of asparagus.
>>680286175
i bring the lube
>>680286124
We could get the rest of the lazy fucks in here to get off their asses.
>>680286142
neat, pass me the ketchup please.
>>680286142
wher da wutrmeln at?
Who stole my hentai?!
I got some crack and lawn darts, anyone down?
>>680286210
I bring the tape and staplers
>>680285244
A promise is a promise
and after all you all are my roomates
DONT TOUCH MY SHIT or muh piss
>>680286288
it was me, i was running out of toilet papper because some faggot took it to watch frozen with it
>>680286287
I sense a nigger.....
we should really clean the pool guys
I'm just gonna chill and smook weed in my room
>>680286302
Like the syndrome, I am down.
>>680285431
it's ok if i put my dick in your mouth when you sleep? (i will do it anyway)
>>680286375
kek. there was ebola born
>>680282010
Who was the faggot that cut his fucking pubes on the shower and didn't wash that shit off?
Alright which one of you fuckers was making pipe bombs in the crawl space again?
>>680286375
My bad. I had one crazy party and then the Mexicans came and well you know the rest.
>>680286471
Guise I rerouted all the plumbing into my room and Ive been collecting it all.. for reasons
>>680286504
again? fucking achmed.
>>680286494
yo, newfag, we smoke it! don't throw it away!
>>680286309
oohh fellas, my buttplugs are in the shop being fixed, could somone share with me?
>>680286142
This tastes like shit
>>680286560
i saw him too.. i guess he prepares something
Please let me use the tv. I need to watch anime
>>680286142
oh anon did you pre salt this?
>>680286628
i can clearly see traces of cum in there
>>680286607
we should also bring plastic bags and knives too
>>680286698
That's not salt. It may taste like it but I know that it ain't salt.
>>680286655
but the kardashians are on
imagine the police knocking on the door.. who's innocent?!
>>680286246
hopefully
what styles you listen to?
>>680286789
kardashians are the best anime series other than Cory in the House and Seinfeld
Did anyone order the cheese pizza I asked for?
>>680286823
gospel
HEY ANON! its for you
>>680286789
And I want to watch Dance Moms. We can all cum to that at least.
>>680286909
ohshitohshitohshit
>>680286909
sweet, my stripper is here
>>680284088
Ah! Do not worry, fellow supreme gentleman
>>680286909
>>680286954
start the stream, i'm going to kill myself. But i would gladly take a few fuckers with me
there's someone knocking on the door
>>680283937
Showers are a little fucked at the moment, but sure man come on in!
>>680286361
I'm sorry, it was just so emotional and enpowering that two beautiful young women showed that sisterhood is the deepest bond you can have no matter how close you are. It really showed young girls that they don't need a misogynist man pig in their life to control them.
>>680287076
Send our smartest anon to confront them.
>>680287076
call Achmed with the pipe bomb kek
weareallfucked.png
>>680286823
You were talking to me the whole time; I listen to all sorts of stuff. I am currently listening to White Stripes but today I was playing AC/DC and classic era Guns N Roses. But I also like Korn and Slipknot. And at times I listen to Lana Del Rey, Florence and the Machine or Sia. Then I get back to Rolling Stones or Limp Bizkit.
>>680287169
Super Retard can fend them off
>>680286909
I maintain he shot himself 17 times after he locked himself in the boot of my car.
>>680287099
i also want what you smoke, b/ro
>>680286800
Just deny everything.
our neighbors looks nice
>>680287285
Super Retard died on the way :(
I brought tacos home for everyone!
>>680287375
We're fucked now
>>680287363
kek'd at that moustache guy being a proud feminist. he's there just to fuck those bitchies
>>680282492
The kitchens shit with clogged sinks again
>>680282010
Hello. I'm chef guys.
Keep the kitchen clean and do your own dishes and many good foods will be summoned upon you.
WHO KEEPS GLUING DILDOS TO MY WALLS?!?!
I'M NOT MAD I JUST WANT KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THEM SO I CAN CHECK FOR A LARGER SIZE.
>>680287493
um..no thanks, chef. i preffer the watermelon
my blankets in the washer, who's bed can i sleep in?
>>680282010
i slowly pour gas on all of you while you have a homosexual orgy sniffing one anothers feet and lying to yourselves saying he has tits its not gay and burn this hellhole to the ground while laughing and repeating the navy seal copypasta
>>680282010
It will need a huge Fukin basement
>>680287580
I'll let you sleep on my bed. It's a little crusty but it's comfortable.
>>680287533
It was me, baddragon.com . Yw.
>>680287617
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>680287580
you can sleep in my room
I'm having a girl over tonight, so act nice! Might share her to trips.
>>680287697
ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals.
>>680287546
nigger get out
>>680287314
Some weird stuff I found in a pretty oriental vase thing. Good shit man.
Why can't anyone here cook a decent meal? You guys all fucking suck at cooking, all I get to eat is bread with literal cum on it. And don't fucking tell me it's "good for you."
who ever keeps fucking in my bed plz stop. or at least let me watch
>>680287772
she looks like 10 dude....
>>680287842
i'm not a nigger! i'm an african-american proud citizen
>>680287842
Those were my grandma's ashes you dipshit!
>>680287912
Ayyy lmao Granny was dank af
>>680287887
>implying?
>>680287912
have you got some pictures with your granny? iwould like to make tribute..you know
>>680287887
10/10 agreed
>>680286354
wtf? is this really real? how old are you man? why are you doing this? are you still a virgin? do you make any money or is it neet bux?
>>680287977
God damn it Jim!!! Yiu know you are not allowed bear the elementaru school anymore!!! By the way, have you informed our neighbors with your special sweater you sicko?
>>680288027
here you go!
>>680286354
....why?....
Can you stop breaking the door down and raping me when I shower? It's getting old.
>>680287203
that´s cool with me, i like indie/alt rock, electronic music (but nothing mainstream), chillout, idm etc.
>>680288075
sometimes she goes sometimes she doesnt go
>>680288177
way she goes
Who bought a rabbit?
>>680288267
im calling the cops theyre going to have helicocksuckers up above you real soon, shitlord
Do any off you own the van out front? It's been parked in the street for a few days and hasn't budged an inch.
>>680288368
we live together
Hey guys I found a cat for us! He's kinda shy though, hasn't moved at all since I found it
>>680288477
oh fuck my cp
>WIPE THE DRIVES WIPE THE DRIVES
>>680288420
the ice cream van? i think they are out of gas or something.. nothing to worry about.
>>680288368
knock, knock jim
>>680288571
oh great what do you want RICKY LET RANDY GO
>>680288540
Nah the jet black one with tinted windows. Also the Internet has been slow as shit, stop torrenting blue ray gay scat porn
>>680282010
>penetrating anything and everything in site
>my seed is spread across the cosmos
>>680288227
I'm pretty easy going myself but I do have my favourites. I also love celtic punk
>>680282010
Who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
Ok the feds are watching us for sure. There is a van outside our house and it's been there for ages. What did you guys do?
>>680289065
Ye man
>>680282010
Hold on a sec, where exactly is the house? Please don't be in tornado alley.
>>680289091
err... nothing just stay out of the folder marked "kids" on the computer, go get the gunbros from /k/ house and tell them theyre going to try take their guns, then they will kill eachother and we all win
>>680289065
Sure. Let's go.
>>680288664
Mr Stupidy Head that's fucking pissing me off right now, thinks he's a captain of the shit-liner and by the way your fish sticks suck, so fuck off, open the gate!
>>680289189
doesnt matter where it is everyones in the basement anyway
WHO STOLE MY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ALBUM!!!!!!11
>>680289219
ok but be more fucking careful next time. Although with all that being said, I fear that they may know about the meth lab have a meth lab upstairs.
where is the designated shitting room?
>>680289317
the same ones that left the toater in the bathroom, btw its your turn to bathe so have fun
>>680289298
I'm not. I actually go out occasionally.
>>680289453
face it buddy, youre more in denial than the faggots that fap to traps
Hey guys, mind if my friends stay over for a few days? They're pretty good at doing yard work
>>680289406
The yard next door that belongs to the feminists.
>>680283937
Not at all! There's a sauna with cookies I'm making just to your right!
>>680289517
I do but. I gym, go to work and get booze from the liquor store.
>>680289620
oh god its worse than i thought...
The chef is here
>>680289519
As long as they enjoy the adventure of Christ-chan and you lock them up safely in a cage.
>>680282010
get out
>>680289672
You know, not all of the people who come here are fat virgins who never leave the basement.
>>680286142
>le chopped up cocks
found the feminazi/tumblrina
Do you guys know what's up with the sink? It's been broken for weeks.
>>680289754
i dont think youre in the right place buddy off too reddit for you
>>680289754
yes... yes they are
>>680289816
They're too pc for my taste.
>>680287076
>someone
>>680289842
No they're not. I'm not a loser like you.
Have anyone seen my cum jug? Last time I saw it was in the fridge
>>680289980
yes... yes you are
>>680282010
but mom, i dont wanna get gangbanged by gay autists
>>680290016
Oh shit...
I thought that was milk...
>>680289842
no, but nice coping mech
>>680290096
we're all bi, high, and ready to die in here b
>>680282010
who the fuck came in my work boots.
>>680290174
>pokemon image
ahh yeah no way youre a loser
>>680290045
I've actually traveled, have a job that I love and a body that I'm happy with. What the fuck have you done?
>>680286354
You need help
*Anon begins cooking cabbage and tuna in the kitchen, filling the whole house with the putrid aroma*
>>680290291
jerked off and browsed 4chan and yet my life is ultimately more fulfilling than yours
>>680290399
Doubtful. Very doubtful.
SOMEBODY GET THE SYSADMIN DOWN HERE HOLY FUCK
>>680290472
but does your height start with 6?
Thread's gonna 404
>>680290719
Yep. Not sure why height matters when you're a loser who sits in the basement all day but yes my height does start with a 6. Why do you ask?
