Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claim.
Good morning
>>680264307
You are the handsome one
And its a bit too late for sleep
patpatpat
>Lurking claim
>>680264539
Oy vey, I'm already banned from spoopy houses cause how defensively I react to jump scares
Tenryuu claimed
Claimed
>Usual claim
Obligatory claim.
Guys, my door handle is stuck...I don't think I'll be able to get out of my room anytime soon
>>680264628
YEAH!
>>680264744
Oh fuck dude
here
>>680264924
and i still got like 2 episodes of the first season so ya know
Ugh... Shit.
Looks like I'm staying up tonight.
>>680265117
>117
How's it going bud. Haven't seen ya in a bit.
Tatsuta claimed.
>>680265117
Heh.. kinda socked the dude in the face pretty bad.. eheh..
>>680265457
Why? Can't sleep?
Alright well I showered, went for a walk, and bought some peanuts. I'm feeling much better. How's everyone?
>Hamakaze claimed
>>680264963
I'm starting to panic, it's really not opening
Aaaand sadly i have to go now, duty is calling. See you guys later.
Claimarooney, how yall doon?
>>680265846
Having a blast on 1v1 duals
>>680266201
Yoo what's poppn?
>>680265885
kick it down?
>>680266194
Have a good one! :)
>>680266393
Metal gate behind it
>>680265506
flooded where I live but we make the most of it but it's all good. How you doing?
>>680265780
Kek I'd do the same but then remembered I payed to be sacred
>>680266201
Good. Watching babadook
>>680266393
Whats up Koko?
>>680266194
Later Ten.
>I'm returning to the dark depths of lurk as well
>>680265843
I assume you cannot, either.
>>680266675
I didnt even paid for it, some friends bugged me into it.. they seem to forget how defensive I get despite them having their faces socked by me before.
>>680265843
Nah. I'm tired. It's 1:16 AM
But it would be advantageous to sleep during the day tomorrow.
>>680266292
Ayyy, nothin much, just watchin Reservoir Dogs, how are you?
>>680266474
Hows it goin milkman?
>>680266629
hmmm, whys there a gate behind your bedroom door?
>>680266675
Never heard of it, whats it about?
>>680266852
Nothin much just hangin out, how are you?
>>680267112
>during the day tomorrow.
which means when I get off work today..
>>680267213
Because there is? I don't know, it's been here since I've moved in
>>680266292
I was invading earlier and having a bit of fun. The only thing that killed it was when I would invade a host with like a million summons. Shits not fair mayne..
>>680266474
Moo~!
>Its real slav hour
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
>>680267213
Watching the news, just got off from dark soul 3
>>680266908
Nope, you?
>>680267112
You probably have your reasons, hope get some good sleep when you can.
My darling waifu.
>>680267373
And people complained about us invaders
Seriously.. they catered to babbies
>>680266201
>>680266675
Unboxed my first knife in CS:GO. and got 2 other skins that I really liked. Pretty happy man.
>>680266675
You live in Houston? Is the flooding as bad as they say?
>>680267575
7 people have already died
>7575
>>680267533
It's fine, since I invade as a sunbro I sometimes get a summonbro and we slaughter all of the summons and the host. I have a recording on my xbox!
>>680264628
I want to cut on all your waifus
>>680267533
>>680267373
Unless you used a red soapstone expect that. You're invading someone who wants to finish the game. You can also always use the mobs in the world to fuck em over.
>>680267750
Damn dude
>>680267764
I wish xbox's recording was simple as Ps4's
Don't have kinnect so I cant be like "ECHBAX KAPTURE DAT"
>>680267791
Be as rough as you want~
>tfw its a small fetish of mine...
>>680267213
Pretty good, its Hitler's birthday where I live as of 20 minutes ago so that's a good thing.
>>680267373
Slav cows don't moo, they go 'BLYAT!'
>>680266999
Their fault
>>680267213
Nigger spooking the white mom and annoying kid
>>680267575
Pic...lol
>>680267449
You too.
Same to you, Ruri.
>>680267900
I have been using red soapstone, much much better.
>>680268043
That's what I said, I give them constent warnings but they're hard headed
>>680267337
I see, well that sucks, if I were you id probably just stay in my room anyways heh
>>680267382
Nice! any interesting news stories?
>>680267575
Woah! I have yet to get anything really good out of unboxings, which knife is it?
>>680268196
I've got to eat ya know
>>680267900
Fire witches and pontiff knights are the best for that~
>>680267933
Ayy lmao, I dont have a kinect either
>>680268019
Troo.. troo BLYAT!
>>680267791
>gore
Go ahead, that's my fetish
Miho claimed
mmmmm pizza
>>680267449
Nope, we're all in the same boat.
What time is it for you, Hand buddy?
>>680268091
Heh, likewise, Mikan.
>>680268196
None so far sadly.. I uh.. dont know how to deal with a gank of 4.. too used to ds2's squad of 2 and 2smack sword with multiple uses of great heal
>>680268274
How you quickly capture them? My xbox gets all retarded when I double tap the xbox button
>>680268091
Thanks, man.
I'm gonna at least go try and sleep for a bit, hope you all have a good time hanging out/sleeping.
>>680268019
What a great day! Its not wednesday where Im at yet but im definitely gonna celebrate a bit when it is. What did you get the fuhrer?
>>680268043
Sounds icky, why would you ingest such a thing?
>>680268510
I got used to it I guess
>>680267373
Did i hear "Slav hour''?
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
>>680268543
Bye Hand-kun
>>680268726
Being a ps4fag on xbox is suffering
>>680268043
Saw a picture of a dude in a boat going down the street like George Washington in Delaware. Thought it was only some areas lmao.
>>680268156
If you use a soapstone and they gank they're dicks. Soapstones means duels but people are asshats. Only honorable people I've found were in Archdragon's.
>>680268196
Falchion Case hardened. Could be better. I really want a huntsmans, bowie, or karambit.
>>680268274
What were the fire witches?
>>680268840
I have yet to get ganked in pontiff's bonfire
>>680268840
Best robo-waifu
>>680268543
See you, Hand buddy.
I'll call it a night as well, it's still worth a try.
>Goodnight everyone!
Ah, and I hope you'll be fine despite the lack of rest tomorrow, Mikan.
>>680268156
Kek
>>680268396
Hey miho
>>680268639
Wat
>>680268840
Us houstonians say fuck it. It's flooding, we having fun
>>680269403
Hello
>>680267791
pls
I kinda didn't want to come on again tonight, but fuck it I'm here.
Canaan claim
>>680267791
You'd probably die before you come close. Then again, that's probably your fetish isn't it?
>>680269140
Howdy.
>>680269403
Doubt it would ever happen here. If it did everyone would freak the fuck out that the rain didn't disappear in an instant.
>>680268259
Damn, didn't think of that
>>680268543
Goodnight handsome hand man :)
>>680268510
Ah I see, is DS3 changed up alot or what?
>xbox gets retarded when I double tap
Fuck I hate that
>>680268840
Nice, whats your pride and joy gun that you have? Mine is a stattrack Labyrinth UMP
>>680268396
Yo! Hows it goin?
>>680269403
Wat?
>>680267791
That will teach that bitch not to steal my oreos.
>>680269848
Doing ok. Im about to go to bed soon.
>>680269140
ayyyy
>>680269174
Who she?
>>680269701
Hows it goin?
>>680269848
Yup.. invading is prone you match you with a gank squad.. cuts down on your chuggies
>>680270156
Good to hear! How was your day?
>>680270283
>cuts down on your chuggies
I dont know what that means but I like the way it sounds haha
Rory claimed. Cleaning at work edition
>>680269550
Save that for yume ;)
>>680269832
Forgot that cali doesn't have much rain
>>680269848
You said something about ingesting something
>>680270533
Boring. Sat home all day looking for car parts. $1000+ later....
>>680269848
Can't really say I got one but I guess my favorite would be my M4a1-s Nitro named Deathstroke.
>>680270731
I really wish it would rain more. Not cause we need it but because I just like the rain.
>>680269848
>>680270923
I see a CSGO conversation.... Time to leave the lurk
>>680271136
Hello
>>680270731
Oh yeah, I just made a joke about what you were watching, guess it was no good sorry :/
>>680270770
Damn what parts did you have to get?
>>680270923
Sweet! I have yet to name any of my things
>>680270255
Tired. I want to sleep, but my girlfriend locked me out of our bedroom while she's having another one of her PTSD type episodes. So, I'm just sitting on my couch and posting here...
>>680270533
Healing item, I call them chuggies cause its basically a drink and the character chugs it down
Shower time, brb
>>680271225
Hey Miho!
>>680271136
Heyo. What's your rank? Just got de-ranked today after one loss but it's whatever. I can get it back
>>680271236
Not too good at coming up with names but it was the first one I thought of when I saw the gun. If I get a Bowie Knife I'm totally naming it Knife on Mars.
>>680271456
>forgot to mention deranked to GN4
>>680271136
Join the convo friend!
>>680271283
Fuck that's rough man, was she in the military?
>>680264628
ok ive always been curious and im not trying to be a dick or a troll but why would u want a waifu? whats the appeal/what do you do with them?
>>680271456
My rank is shit. kek
Silver Elite. Was GN3 but I trolled a lot on Aztec
>>680271565
Will do! My favorite weapon is my AWP Lightning Strike
mine dibs
>>680271236
Hood, front bumper, AC compressor, freon, O2 sensors, pads/rotors and color match paint. God damit....
>>680271405
Always lurking huh?
>>680270699
Aussie rory?
>>680270923
The pattern patter on Windows are a nice. So is the name deathstroke the terminator
>>680271236
No its fine. This movie gives me chill for the main character's acting holy shit
Claimed. And heyo.
>>680271405
>>680271688
>those eyes
Sup
>>680271565
Nope. She was abused pretty bad when she was younger. Don't like talking about it personally. She's got all sorts of depression and anxiety problems that stem from it.
On a less depressing note: FN M4A4 Bullet Rain named "Touhou Project" and an old AUG worth like $55 USD are my favorite skins that I own
>>680271861
Putting together a project car or something?
>>680272090
Hey Anon.
kana claimed
Just got done watching the babadook. What the fuck did I watch? Great story, amazing acting from mom and son but the end confuses me. Won't say what happened because spoilers.
I was expecting something to make myself piss
>>680271551
>GN4
>>680271688
>GN3
>>680268761
>Syndra
Why are you all so baaad at this game?
Just got done watching the babadook. What the fuck did I watch? Great story, amazing acting from mom and son but the end confuses me. Won't say what happened because spoilers.
I was expecting something to make me piss myself
>>680271351
Ah I see, im still adding chuggies to my list of favorite words though haha
>>680271456
Me neither, Im not very imaginative when it comes to names. I had a teddy bear that was blue that I named blueberry. But Knife on Mars sounds kickass!
>>680271688
Nice! I would use the AWP more but Im total shit with it %99 of the time haha
>>680271861
Fuck thats quite the list. I need a new hood as well, mines all bent to shit
>>680272089
Really? Damn I'm gonna check it out then, what was the name agian?
>>680272090
Ayyyy rum friend
>>680272089
Aside from any impostors, yeah.
>smuglife
>>680272536
Because i like being bad at it
>>680272327
What's crackin'?
>>680272425
Well, the whole thing is a metaphor, ya know? So, the ending is fitting
>grounded (worms)
>feeding it
I really wantedto buy that book, but they only sold it for like, 3 months.
>>680272634
Rum 'n Koko, how're things?
>>680271688
I'm sure you'll rank back up. Playing on Aztec is already trolling in itself.
>>680272089
I actually never knew about the terminator part in his name lmao.
>>680272425
>>680272566
Double post is stronk.
>>680272536
I like to have fun.
>>680272634
Seriously though naming processes take me a long ass time lmao. I've had a name pop into my head in an instant every now and then though
>>680272327
I feel for you man, sorry for prying. And those are sweet guns! Whats you rank?
>>680272419
Hows it goin?
>>680272327
>>680272634
My truck is more a project then this car. My car looks like piss and im tired of it running like shit in limp mode. Also hail damage so can't reuse hood and front bumper is fucked up.
Also never buy a diesel.
My waifu
Something just ran past my foot.
>>680272799
Things are goin good, just relaxin and watching Reservoir Dogs, how bout you?
>>680272925
I know right? I hate when I have a good name Idea then forget it instantly
>>680272944
People must be stoked to get in that deathtrap, Miho.
>Miho rolls up
>three flat tires
>no windshield
>AC spits fire
>engine firing randomly
>no bumpers or mirrors
>one headlight has been replaced with a large green Christmas light
>Miho opens passenger side door
>it falls off
>getinthefuckingcar.jpeg
>>680271861
Haha only late night.
>>680272194
Thanks friend
>This ones for you
>>680272536
Because I suck at life
>>680272634
Haha I understand. Thats me and the ak
>>680272925
Exactly
>>680272536
It could always be worse.
>Deranked from SEM to S1 during the Winter update
>Haven't played comp since, lost my rank entirely a couple months ago
>>680272799
Tired, waiting for my girlfriend to calm down a bit before I go to bed.
>>680272943
Nah, don't worry about it. It's just a part of life I've learned to just kinda accept and deal with as it happens.
>Read above. ;-; I fucking suck.
>>680272944
>never buy a diesel
Most japanese imports are straight gasoline. I don't drive domestics anymore, so that's a non-issue.
>>680273330
Probably just your cat/dog/whatever other pets you have that you let wander around your home.
>>680272944
Damn, what car do you have? mines a piece of shit as well
>>680273330
Stomp a bitch out
>>680273229
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>680273363
kek wut did I read
My claim
>>680272634
Babadook
>>680272645
Aww yeah it's you
>>680272925
Fucking dammit! Lol yeah know he has a kid who's mute?
>>680272674
Thanks..
>>680272799
Grounded?
>>680273537
Forgot pic... Again... Fuck me.
>>680273602
Your waifua shit
>>680266629
Yum strawberry!
>>680273419
Don't even get me started on the ak, basically anything thats not the UMP I handle like a baby haha
>>680273537
Well hey at least you had a rank, I haven't even got one yet :c
>>680272645
Smug you say?
>>680273330
Regardless of what it was, it can be tamed and kept as a pet
>>680273337
Relaxin' as well. Day off, so I bought some art supplies and lazed around. Have to open the store tomorrow, so no beverage tonight
>hard times
>>680273419
Adorable freakin' waifu! Good evening.
>>680273537
Is she...3d?
>>680273600
Truth
>>680273664
The "monster/her problem" is grounded. It's kept in the basement. All metaphor.
>>680273363
kek
>>680273419
ok
>>680273537
I was saying that about the truck its a money pit.
>>680273580
08 lancer GTS parts aint cheap. Nor is the paint.
>>680273537
Dont have any pets.....
>>680273580
I will if i can find whatever it was.
>>680273537
I'd love to have an account on silver 1
Goodnight everyone!
Daily reminder that life doesn't have any meaning at all
>>680274028
Nice! I like those kinda days
>no beverage tonight
cmaannnn
>>680274059
nice lookin car, I can see why! Did you at least get everything you need today?
>>680274285
Goodnight, tsundere
>>680274379
Thanks Chen!
>>680274021
Always smug. Even when happy.
>>680274285
доброй ночи!
>>680274285
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680274379
True
>>680274028
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH. So how about feeding it worms?
>>680274285
Night
>>680273664
I knew about his son but not him being mute. Not really knowledgeable as I should be of Deathstroke and the DC universe in general. Sorry if I'm letting ya down here
>>680274285
Goodnight friendo
>>680274433
Only pricing today waiting on tax return to buy the engine stuff first.
>>680274021
Im a big UMP fan too. love it.
>>680274028
Eyyyy, My adorable waifu friend is here! Whats new?
>>680274021
I guess, I've just had no time or motivation to pull myself out of Silver 1/Unranked. At most, all I play CS:GO for anymore is surf maps and shit.
>>680274028
Yeah, but she's a bigger weeb than I am so I guess it's okay.
>>680274059
Ah, my bad.
>08 Lancer
At least it's not an almost 20 year old Nissan that's becoming even more expensive to get parts for.
>Dont have any pets...
2spoopy
>>680274252
No you don't... Silver 1's are shit.
>mfw it's drizzeling outside
I'm back, whats up?
>>680274561
I don't care dude. You're just leaning about a badass villain
>>680274813
>surf maps
^This
>>680274473
aint that the truth
>>680274596
ahhh i see, gotta love that tax monay! haha
>>680274601
I find it funny when people give me shit in comp for using it haha
>>680274813
I can never get the hang of surf maps, I always fall lol
>almost 20 year old Nissan
Im in that exact boat friend
>>680275019
Fuck I love that feeling
>>680274813
My truck is a 00 i can almost get antique tags for it.
>>680274433
I know. I'm rewarding myself with a shot of pecan pie whiskey in the morning, though.
>>680274557
Hmm...ya know, I actually don't know. Being able to feed it makes it tangible, so it's like saying "this monster is real".
>>680274601
Nothing much. Day of relaxation and tomorrow, back to doing something that isn't as awesome as being a helicopter pilot.
>>680274813
Does SHE have a waifu? If so, you should invite her. Not now, since she's asleep, but let her know we're recruiting.
>>680275019
I wish it would rain here! Lucky.
>>680275241
So tempted to just chill outside and vape (inb4 >vaping)
>>680275183
I cannot let that go on.
>Those eyes
how are you guys today?
is raining in here
i love rain
>>680275334
I feel sorry for the Houston area
>Yuno
>>680275241
To bad its spent the day i get it....
>>680275361
>2k16
>420
>vaping
What do you meme, Yuno?
>>680275546
Fuck you caught on.. I'm vaping weed! LE 420 PRAISE IT XDDD
>>680275019
Gib rain thx
>>680275155
Yea, I've always liked him from what I'd seen of him. Watched Arrow just for him as well but it's a shame it isn't the same one as in the comics.
>>680275183
>>680274813
Add me on Steam we need one more waifu to play with full Team
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ForeverAloneY
>>680275392
You like?
>>680275241
Ive never actually gotten shit for using it. Do people actually do that?
>>680275334
Haha thanks friend. Im on flight duty tomorrow too. Finally not the copilot
>>680275680
lolno all rain belong to me
How does one get into silver rank?
I thought that was a placeholder/meme rank.
>>680275334
Ooohhhhhh that makes sense
>>680275397
Texas?
>>680275241
Strafing is key. It took me a long time to figure it out too, don't worry.
What do you drive? 240sx?
>>680275334
I think so, I dunno.
She's not sleeping, or at least not yet. Just scroll up in the thread and you'll figure out what I'm talking about...
>>680275709
Sorry mate, not really interested.
>>680275808
I memed too hard
>>680275808
i can show how how
>>680275808
Silver 1 and 2 are deranker ranks
The only reason that anon is in it is because the rank shift put him there
-Jibril
>>680275397
No rain here, it's been dark for three days and not one drop. Besides that, I'm adequate. 'Bout you?
>>680275405
I feel sorry for the Detroit, Phoenix, and Miami areas. Terrible places. What's wrong with Houston?
>>680275725
*whispers*
Take me with you.
>>680275808
You actually have to try for it. Then again after the rank update alot of people dropped to it.
>>680275783
Least I know who's fucking stealing our rain
>Shinoa anon
I'm back.
>image limit
>jenny
>>680275725
Quite.
>>680275954
>Mirai...
>>680275954
Flooded af
>Yuno
< 11 > She hated me. She cheated on me. Today I will be leaking these 3 videos which I think /b/ will enjoy/ https://www.dropbox.com/s/sy3ptq5dk7myyns/4CHANWIN.zip?dl=1 I will remove it in a few minutes. Cheers I am out.
>>680275890
Jesus.
>>680275895
For real, how?
>>680275947
>>680275965
Well that explains it, a bit new to the game and got straight up to GN3 with no attempt and I was confused why the hell they would even have all those useless silver ranks.
>>680275965
*rubbing hands*
>Yuno
>>680276010
Oh is that what those clouds are? I don't live all that far
>Mirai
>>680276067
Have a goodnight you fucking shithead.
>>680276109
I started like Silver 4 first time a long time ago. I got gud when my friend told me how to play the game. So here I am. Not to mention most players are in Silver right now if I remember the chart correctly
>Shinoa anon
>>680276138
We had some nasty storms past few days, here in dallas we gotten baseball size hail
>>680275680
Got interested in him in teen titians and it was good. But arkham origins really sparked my interest in him
>shinoa bro
