Could be something you ate. Green veggies can cause feces to be colored green, as can some food coloring. But to rule out colon cancer you should come see us so we can perform invasive tests that cost thousands of dollars.
>a black that doesn't know not to relax around fellow blacks.
>a black person that intercedes on behalf of a knocked-out person instead of stomping them, and/or monkey hooting.
These are clearly Chinese people in costumes. Report and sage.
the man got eaten by that machine
that machine makes memes
>You can't just leave teeth on the subway.
>pick them up
we have a saying in machine areas:
never put your hand where you wouldn't put your dick.
thanks for the laugh, really needed it.
top fucking kek
thanks for the really shitty video anon.
does he put one through his own windshield?
i can't tell if the pixel turns a little bit brighter or not.
So this is how the Mexicans plan on launching over Trump's wall... solid plan.. at least they will get free medical when they land...
Note to self
Open Hospital at the border
She survives the fall, but is swept into the rapids with broken bones and legs tied. As she struggles to orient herself, the dangling bungee cord repeatedly catches on the bottom of the river, keeping her from ascending. However, despite all this, she manages to swim down to free the cord, and swim safely to the edge of the river.
So how do you think you'd fair in that situation?
Sweet baby jeebus. 'Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Nice to meet you. Where have you been all my life?
>I am death
kek save us...
Anon, I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but as your doctor, I must inform you that your son ... he is... FABULOUS!