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Cringe thread /b/oys. I don't have any cringe on my pc, so heres a dumb kid. Let the cringe flow.
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Bye
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>>680260474
This still hurts
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>>680260597
I died on the inside
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>>680260474

That blonde girl is surprisingly normal looking for that crowd.
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>>680260597
Jesus fuck have mercy
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>>680260119
fucking idiot piece of shit kid
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>>680260992
I find this level of cringe to be impossible in this realm
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>>680260597
Everything about his ensemble, from the ill fitting hand-me-down jeans to the oversized hot topic rings, says "poverty."
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>>680261133
Double dubs
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>>680260119
that is the funniest shit i've seen in a while
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>>680261024
This is not a rage thread you nigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw

This cancerous PSA.
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>>680261234
1234
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>>680261234
Oh gawd!!!!
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>>680260992
>i dont believe in god
>if you do you are not as smart as me

I still dont fucking understand this.

All athiests wanna be philosophers but cant lost 3 differencea between Aristotle and Plato, don't know who Mill was, and only know 'quotes' by Nitzche
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>>680261336

I did not think truth ads could possibly get any cringier than they were already.
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>>680261660
We all have/had that weird narcissistic at school who uses large vocabulary and shit. That is them when they "grow up."
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>>680262800
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>>680262671
Take it from one of those weird narcissists at school. Most of us grow out of it and literally cringe to think back on what we were like. Wish I could pimp slap 14 year old me.
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>>680262800
>>680262871
ofc tumblr
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>>680260597
>the blockchain

like bitcoin? what the fuck? dude needs to commit sudoku
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>>680261024
fucking kek
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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>>680262990
>"Wish I could pimp slap 14 year old me."
Same, I was like that too for a while. I am still in high school, and it's hilarious to watch other people like that interact with others
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>>680262990

>Most of us grow out of it
>pimp slap

Sorry bitch, youre still one of those fucks
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>>680263303
fuckin kek
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>>680264380
wtf?
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>>680261024
tbh the shirt is cringe inducing in it's own right.
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>>680264943
Even for what it is, that is poorly designed.

>>680264380
How long did it take for CPS to get involved?
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>>680260474
Wow.
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>>680260119
It begins
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>>680265777
Holy Shit!
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>>680264433
i see nothing wrong

>dub dub
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>>680265777
How could someone live like this?
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>>680265777
wtf

also check'd
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>>680265777
Motherfucker looks like kool flaps man
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>>680261660
I dont think most of the atheist texts in fedora and nerdy guys pictures are real or by original person, they are a meme and parody
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>>680264380
this can't be real
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>>680265777
No way thats real
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>>680266919
like one of those fuckin flying squirrels. He could fall off a cliff and fly to the bottom.
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>>680266958
The thing about that, it's has to be a reflection of truth right?

>Stereotypes exist for a reason
>Parody is exaggeration of flaws

It makes sense to me for someone to say
>I'm an atheist, I use logic and reason.

I feel like that's only focused on one issue, religion.

>I'm and atheist, I am of supreme intelligence.

That shit classifies and incredibly large number of people.
But then again, maybe this part of the maymay
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rip
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>>680266413
>>680266818
>>680266913
>>680266919
>>680267276
Here a behind gif of the whale
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Cringe video gold on this streaming video playlist. Also has a chat for the /b/ros get in here fags

http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
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>>680264433
What's cringe?
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>>680268602
it is when a bee stings you
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>>680264433
you're a faggot, this isn't cringe, leave my board you heathen.
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>>680268602
it is when a bee stings you
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>>680268819
nice try Ethan
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>>680260597
Oh, man. The total lack of muscle tone is what kills me most about this guy.

Reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. He was obviously fucked up psychologically in some way, probably just aspergers, and he told everybody these long stories about how he was in Delta Force and fought in Afghanistan. The weird thing was that he couldn't give you any frame of reference. It'd be the middle of the week and he'd claim, in all seriousness, that he just got back from a raid on some Taliban compound. I always kinda figured if anybody was going to shoot up the place, it'd be him.

Oh yeah, and he had a different rifle with various attachments every week. Guy could NOT separate Call of Duty from reality.
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>>680265777
>those hands
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>>680264943
Still landed one more probe on a comet than any of the shirt NEETs here.
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>>680269203
Funny since my name's actually Ethan in real life.
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>>680269419
Does you last name start with E aswell?
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>>680264380
Imagine if a guy did this with his daughter. I highly doubt this is real though
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>>680269706
Everytime this is posted, I ask what it is from. What is the story here?
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>>680269616
No, it starts with C.
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>>680268602
When you get stung by a bee
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>>680268602
it's when a bee stings you
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>>680268602
it's a bee sting
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>>680260474
I bet that bbw gets down on some kawaii bbc
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>>680268602
Its like a wasp sting. Cause it can hit you more than once.
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>>680263303
couldn't do it
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>>680268777
>>680268886
>>680270218
>>680270312
>>680270523
I cannot find a source for this
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Engrish is always really cringey for me.

This is troubleshooting section from my drone manual.

>phenomenon
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>>680270160
Ethan carter?
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>>680270855
i made it up there is no source
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>>680265777
how do you get so fat that you don't have wrists anymore?
what the fuck?
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>>680271364
Was that samefag then?
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>>680260992
basically what everyone on 4chan thinks
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>>680262800
>>680262871
I think she's joking
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>>680265777
>>680271411
Look at Xir right hand.
It's just fingers coming out of a stump (holding a sucker)
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>>680268299
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>>680269681
I'm sure someone has, they're just not stupid enough to act proud of it in a public place like that.
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>>680270756
oh c'mon, that was barely cringeworthy. without the fedora this never woulda left tlc.
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>>680271598
I dont know man.
Im pretty sure it's linked to
>trans oppresshun no one will hire me

I mean its stupid and bullshit bit i can TOTALLY believe this is legit
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>>680269859
Is he vaping?

Or deflating?
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>>680269859
Looks like fat ass locomotive
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>>680271941
Kek
Good shit
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>>680271504
nah someone just decided to follow up
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>>680260119
He's just a kid for fuck's sake...
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>>680271946
Later on tumblr:
>There was a cishet bastard gawking at my peesack at the grocery store today. Made me fucking to my stomach.
>Toilets are tools and devices to restrain women and make them feel ashamed of there basic bodily functions.
>Making popsicles later with boo. I love Xim.
>I love my fast disgusting body, and everything that comes out of it.
>Deal with it.
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>>680272173
you just witnessed the birth of greatness /b/oiz
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>>680272173
Cool. Teamwork.
Fuckin made me google the shit out of it.

Found a woman addicted to bee stings.
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>>680261660
>named aristotle and plato, the philosophers of the wannabe philosophers
>WRONG spelled nietzche
This sounds familiar
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>>680261768
its kind of like those christians showing up at schools to tell kids about abstinence.
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>>680270133
its a facebook vid of some kids doin' the new, hip 'whip'
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>>680270133
Not poster, but probably vine or something. They just look like idiot kids messing around tbh
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>>680263684
I think this may be cringe...

But when I was a kid. I wanted to fuck the shit outta that cat Tom was trying to impress
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>>680260119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZBp5zAtP_w
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>>680272520
Nietzche is a hard one.
But I'm good with that.

Anyones whose ethic is:
>Be yourself. Be fully actualized. Will to power. Get it done.
But my dream is to eat cheetos and masturbate
>Doesn't work that way
Is a fucking fraud.

Also:
>points out spelling error
Fantastic argument
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>>680264103
Fuck me, you again. Your not going to ruin this guy, your the fucking cringe. Everytime I see this image I'm calling you a jelous faggot.
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>>680261336
The point is to make smoking seem uncool.
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>>680272225
Haahahahahahaaha, i saw it on the board
Fucking weird ass fucker
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>>680261339
well played
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txnwlf2tj9w
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>>680261336
>>680261768
1.) The truth ads
2.) Anything trying to appeal to young people with memes
3.) Anything trying to appeal to young people with what's 'current' and 'trendy'

Is like your parents trying to loom cool in front of your friends in middle school

It makes my stomach hurt
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>>680264103
that's a whoooooooole lot of words man.
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>>680272520
Aristotle and Plato actually formulated a lot of philosophical concepts that are used in contemporary philosophy, universals, hypothetical necessity, etc. Respect the greats
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>>680271573
Somebody kill me please
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>>680272839
If youre referring to Aristotle in your criticism, Id say you are misinterpreting the Nicomachean Ethics.
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>>680269706
Based as fuck
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>>680264917
Fuck silvya plath and everything she represents.
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>>680271573
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>680271573
The worst part is that the stretchmarks in the chin/stomach/breast region of mass indicate that she may have produced some form of offspring.
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>>680273882
if she has a daughter that girl is screwed
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>>680273304
Aristotle is the most retarded shit there is
Plato is great
I said that becouse they are the more popular ones, they teach you bout them in school
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>>680268045
As an atheist, yeah, you're fucking right.
We have WAY too many fucking neckbeard faggots here.
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>>680273453
No, I wasn't referring to the compilation of Aristotle's lecture notes by his son.

I was referring to Neitzche.
The individual we were talking about?

If I was referring to Aristotle, I probably would have mentioned the golden mean, or 3 parts of the soul, or my favorite, his blatant disagree meant with the theory of forms (which is complete bullshit, and its totally fucked how aquinas used it in his proofs of gods existence. Fucking aquinas uses 4 proofs from aristole philosophy and 1 from plato, who he starkingly disagreed with most things on).
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>>680265777
cause its my show im andy milonakis

also nice trips
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>>680260119
He's probably priming his pimp hand. Someone us running their mouth and gator needs em back in their lane
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>>680272839
Yeah, but if you would have read some book about him, you could at least write his name right
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>>680271946
How is that cringe?
It's some person with (probably) a medical condition.
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>>680269706
Upvoted.
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>>680271573
i can smell them
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>>680274072

If this is true, then we are all screwed. That would mean there is another one out there. Somewhere. On this earth. There is a product of that thing that will outlive us.>>680274072
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>>680274483
It's dew obv it's connection goes to her mouth modern injuneweddy
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>>680274120
>Aristotle is the most retarded shit out there
nigga what, his ideas were at least reasonable
You want bad philosophy? Think Idealism and positivism
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>>680272960
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>>680274697
kek
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>>680274286
If you like aristotle and his realist bullshit, them you didn't read any modern philosophers, good people like Nietzche, Kant, Kierkegard and Schopenhauer, have criticize the faith than humans have about their perception of reality wich is basically telling that Aristotle was a retard and Plato and Parmenides (in spanish, dunno his name in english) were the real deal
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>>680270637
Something tells me they're not the most securely active folks
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>>680274120
Plato

>Particulars exist in material world
>Forms exist in real world
>Particulars are reflections of forms
>world of being and becoming
>pre existing and eternal soul
>You KNOW everything in world already, learning is 'remembering'
>Absolute Truth. Capital 'T' Truth.

Jesus fucking christ
>be plato
>not realizing everything is subjective to perspective
>thinking there are universal absolutes
>being this autistic of a philosopher
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>>680274768
Sexy as fuck
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>>680271711
Funny :) nice dubs!
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>>680268280
is that columbine cosplay? Fitting since its the anniversary
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>>680274768
No way
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>>680264917
Women only take real coins
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>>680260474

Cringed hard, wtf is wrong with these people
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>>680274996

>Philosophy
>Not being autistic

Pick one.
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>>680265777
What the hell is that
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>>680260119
that's honestly fucking sexy
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>>680274932
Parmenides was a jabroni. His crowning paradox about things coming to be was a simple semantic issue. Plato was a jabroni too.
Kant was an idealist so he was also a jabroni. His ethics are pretty good tho.
Nietzche is the worst tho
Aristotle is a real nigga
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>>680264433
r u 12?
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>>680265777
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>>680269859

Tommy? how the fuck did you get out?
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>>680274728
second this opinion. I blame facebook and tumblr.
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>>680275326
Fuck outta here Bill Nye
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>>680274996
OMG you fucktard, plato said that the real things were in the "ideas word", a human is born in " the cave" and needs to go outside the cave, which according to modern philosophers, he was saying that you need to get over the perception of the senses, which is actually not senses at all couse science and the great Schopenhauer proved that the senses are modified by inteligence meaning we cannot trust senses, wich faggot aristotle define as the real world, the one that is perceived by the senses, get over it aristotle fanboys
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>>680271573

Jesus christ i can almost smell it
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>>680274932
Kant
>catagorical imperative
>thinking theres 1 answer for everyone all the time
>act in the way everyone should act all the time
>there are no exceptions
>not realizing for Kants ethic to be true, you have except that knowledge can be developed into more knowledge
>not realizing for kants ethic to be true, ethics has to be a THING and not an abstract idea, which is fucking is

Fuck kant
>be kant
>think every situation calls for the same protocols
>every interaction has the same standards
>not realizing different people and cultures call for different ethics
>not realizing that the whole world isnt going to adopt your bullshit prescriptive doctrine
>lying is bad, never lie
>when the nazis ask you where the jews you are hiding is at, you tell them
>yfw its your mom
>yfw kant killed your mom

Faggot
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>>680269706
The fuck even is this?
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>>680274996
The objective world plato was talking about was actually the state of mind that lets you see the world as it is, not being modified by your mind, elimineting the mental phenomenas, like time, SuperKant already say it, time does not exist
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>>680275602

Okay :'(
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>>680275391
This is cringe
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Can you guys talking about playdoh and aeropostle just stfu already
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>>680275619
Faggot.

Your confusing the Allegory of the Cave with the theory of forms.

They don't really mix.

The allegory is more about "being enlightened" when you leave it....then being violently murdered when you return to tell of what you saw.

The Theory of Forms os a (bullshit) idea. You may 'discover' the theory of forms once you leave cave, but its only ever an idea.

You can't mix these.
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>>680275204
OP said she thought it was a 21 pilots tattoo
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>>680275619
>denying realism
I agree with Bill Nye on this one. We cant go around saying its possible all of science is wrong just because we cant trust our senses. Theres a reason that contemporary philosophers dont focus on that shit anymore. Its silly to assume that we ought not trust our senses.
>tldr Aristotle is a fucking pimp
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>>680260992
This is the only one I don't cringe at. At some level I actually kind of agree and relate to this guy
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Copied from another thread.

> /B/ me grade nine and berrypicker as fuck
>I go through most of year without ever talking to a teacher
>failing my classes for porn
>around middle of year I change classes and end up in a history class with a 7/10
>she had curled hair and glasses and she decided I was cute.
> she called me cute daily but, I found out she was younger than me and I thought that would make it awkward.
> continue to ignore her for a month
>she won't have any of this
>she starts growing tits and when she notices this she begins hugging me from behind
>I am so awkward it's like I'm telling her "let me stay a virgin."
>I get awkward again as I get more pimples and muscles from my puberty
> horny all the time
>ALL THE TIME!
>I can get boners from thinking about food at this point and she notices this as well.
>she decides to hug me tightly from the front one day and I get a boner
>not just any boner
> this boner just so happens to slip through my unzipped fly
>and
>right
>between
>her
>legs
>she is wearing pants and can feel it but, doesn't know the full extent of it at the moment
>I tried to hide it but, God is cruel and she looks down at my cock out my pants
>I don't know how it popped through my cargo pants
>I spent the rest of highschool pretending I was never born.
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>>680271946
had a teacher who needed one, though same teacher was fired for trying to fuck a student in the teacher's bathroom, apparently he forgot to lock the door.
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>>680274286
dude

shut the fuck up
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>>680275933
u forggut thad Ameikan Egal shit
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>>680276024
Is there a cap from this?
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>>680275254
Hhaahahahahab kek fuck 10/10
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>>680275894
Nietzche is an overrated faggot whos only "readers" are fedoras on reddit
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>>680265777
now I regret lurk this thread
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>>680275666
Checked
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>>680275933
consider this thread derailed
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>>680271946

NIGGA! JUST WEAR PANTS, NIGGA! GODDAMN SHIT!
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>>680260992
I feel like fedoras are kind of like tinfoil hats. Like the person thinks they are being better than everyone else with thier knowledge. But they are already to far gone. . .
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>>680264655
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>>680276035
Is also "silly" to seek truth in a world that is only focused on money and production
But is also very noble
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>>680269269
I knew someone like this too, same kind of thing, he was obese as shit and covered in acne from head to toe, he always wore the same green sweat pants and black hoodie and smelled like a giant ass jizz sock, but if you had to talk to him he swore up and down he just got back from fighting in some war and he's been in the Marines for 4 years when he was 16, even went as far to say that he was 24 and never got a high school education. No matter how much everyone called him out he wouldn't drop his charade.

TL;DR: some autists need to be put down
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>>680271946
It isn't cringe if someone doesn't have another option.
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>>680276416
I agree on nietzche being overrated, not as much as hegel though, there is a lot of nietzche shit thats pretty good, hegel on the other hand is nothing more than trash
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>>680276050
Should've owned it, she might have sucked it
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>>680272031
kek
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>>680265777
Holy hell
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>>680260474
>>680260597
>>680264380
>>680265777

This thread is worse than I imagined. I'm out.
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>>680264103
That screen cap along with every person in it and anyone who has ever saved it is cringe.
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>>680267051
I feel like the fedora is the modern day tinfoil hat
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>>680271285

I'm almost scared to ask what you're saying is so cringe here.
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>>680276577
>>680276162
>>680276035
>>680275391
My niggers
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>>680276499
Nice dubs.
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>>680276446
Theres no way to get around our inability to observe the world "objectively". This is paradoxical. How can you observe without observing (which is subjective). I think we can trust our senses. They are not right because they perceive correctly. They perceive correctly because they are right
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>>680265777
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>>680274768
Holy fuck I can't stop laughing
>>680276024
that just makes it funnier!
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>>680276223
Most excellently so
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>>680276842
Nice Dubs
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>>680276805
The engrish.
Read the fucking words that I typed.
The whole manual is fucked.
>turn screw to tighten propellor onto model tighly to fix tight to model
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>>680274768
Has to be a stick on
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>>680265777
I'm not even disgusted. At least she's flat.
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>>680274768
>>680276024
>>680276097
>>680276968
>>680277178
Im hoping someone has a cap of the realization before we 404 here.

I dont know whats worse
>getting a tattoo and not knowing what it is
>getting a tattoo of a band
Pick one I guess
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>>680268299
You know, that's not so bad. It's just an old lady.
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>>680277506
>flat
?¿?¿?¿?
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https://youtu.be/JILUkd3Dk9c
Fucking 10/10 cringe
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>>680277177

I can read, but I wanted to know why you greentexted the word "phenomenon".
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>>680265777
Wheres her nipples tho?
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>>680277645
Yeah, like it's not too round. A flat wall of fat. Or two.
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>>680277688
Can we continue the dubs?
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>>680272343
You must be new here...
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>>680277819

Apparently no.
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>>680277688
Where in your life have you ever seen that in a troubleshooting manual?
>issue
>problem
>symptom
>failure
>behavior
Would have been acceptable

Just think about the wors phenomenon and its implications
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>>680261115
Salty for reasons unknown
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>>680266919
He's got some major league bingo wings
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>>680268777
Nice trips ;)
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>>680277917

Don't get me wrong, I love engrish as a rule. But I think the guy translating for this particular manual gave himself a REALLY big self high-five for coming up with phenomenon.

I can't cringe at that word. It's dead-on accurate man.
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Heres a green haired, problem glasses wearer from one of my bullshit social science requirements.

Never heard her speak so affiliation is unknown, but the signs are all there
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>>680277819
Yes. Yes we can
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>>680260992
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>>680278128
I guess to me phenomenon is something that cant be explained....
But considering this context its literally the opposite
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>>680278200

Looks like she's being raped by the teacher here. God knows what you've done to her just taking her picture.
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>>680274120
>Aristotle is the most retarded shit there is
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>>680274223
as an atheist
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>>680268299
Jesus mother fucking Christ. How in gods name does someone get that fucking fat and disgusting?
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>>680277544
I'm sure she knows what that is, and it certainly isn't a band.
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>>680278200
Looks fuckable, why not just ask her out?
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>>680278200
Theres actually 3 or 4 of them in there
>human diversity
>anthropology department
Closest we have to gender studies
Although we do have a minor in it
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>>680275735
YFW absolute relativism is anti capitalist, and is being slowly squashed.
YFW when I call you a gypsy, and in my neighborhood I get to fuck the gypsys first.
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>>680266919
You've been visited by batman type "save me batman" and he will fly into dreams when you Fall asleep
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>>680278917
Because im married

And if i wasnt, wouldnt want to date something that would consider everytime we had sex to be rape

>you didnt ask me if you could spread my ass open while you were plowing me from behind
>thats rape
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>>680278200
So she won't fuck you? That's tough.
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>>680269706
>Mormons
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>>680275735
As far as Kants ethics go, I think his formulation of ethical norms based on respecting each others humanity is more solid than his theory about universalizing maxims
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Something my boss posted in the lunch room at work. 1/2
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>>680279473
2/2
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>>680276805
I feel you bro but I must know as well
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>>680278989
This relative absolute cringe
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>>680279451
I can 100% agree with that
But now....isnt that getting close to utilitarianism.
I get a hard on for that shit
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>>680279473
>>680279520
What a fucking retard.
He has a message to get across about work.
Post the message.

>ATTN Faggots
>Where your protective shit

Only a starwars faggot is gunna read all that shit.

If you have some management-tier content for me, then give it to me.
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Back to dubs
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>>680271941
underrated post,
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>>680260119
dumb kid thred
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>>680279948
He is actually a she. She's in her late 40's at least and has an actual autistic son.
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>>680279715
Not really
The big issue with utilitarianism is that it disregards justice. Part of Kants idea is that you ought to respect the humanity of others. Doing them injustice goes against that very principle.
I think Kant is right on the money about this idea of ethics.
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>>680260119
hahaha that is one dummy. kids are precious
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>>680279873
What the fuck.
Alright.
Bullshit needs calling.

>Bit.
>BIT a child.
>Disabled child.
>considering the kod wouldnt move, its obbiously not like a kidnin a wheelchair or something like that
>presuming tard
>bit a tard
>Left marks. Somehow polkce aren't involved.
>Not fired. "Suspended."
>claims acted on instinct, even though to bite a kid in the back of the neck would one of moth unnatural, inconvenient things to do


>On levels except physical is a dog
>owns a cat
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>>680264433
Hah...im from Fresno.
Wonder why anon keeps posting this kid on every fucking thread.
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>>680280236
Being a woman is irrelevant
Autist retard kid is irrelevant
In the 40s though...wewlad
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>>680275619
>modern philosophers

Oh the cringe...

What exactly does it mean to be a philosopher in a practical sense?

Even psychologists get more done than these lazy assholes.

Fuck "philosophers" and their inappropriately pedantic jargon.
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>>680280664
Uhhhhh have you ever heard of ethics?
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>>680280395
No Mill supported justice.
He actually favored capital punishment over life imptisonment.

Or do you mean is disregards it as it sees justice as more of a reformation/rehabilitation than punishment?

The idea of utility, and increasing it...is really attractive.

The only real flaw is tyranny of the majority, especially if its turned against you

I fucking hate collectivism, but in this situation i have to
>choose one
And choose mill

But of course theres faggots like Singer
>donate all your money to charity you dont need it
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>>680277676
>That's not anime
Fucking 11/10
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>>680274768
Cringe thread material saved.
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>>680280664
>Fuck "philosophers" and their pedantic jargon
someones mad they failed their philosophy class lol
If I asked you whether or not mental states could be reduced to brain activity what would you say? Youd probably say yes but youd be incorrect in doing so and the reason we think that has to do with philosophy of the mind and development of concepts, which has no epistemilogical basis in psychology (ironically enough) or neuroscience.
Now gtfo and the let the big boys answer questions
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>>680275458
severely underrated.
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>>680274768
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Came Across this beauty like a week ago and have been meaning to share it.
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>>680280664
>>680280979
No hes right.
Modern philosophy is bullshit.

Its bullshit because back in like, ancient greece, if no one around you could rebuttle you, you were it.

Today, a faggot from Pennsylvania online can prove your shit wrong

Back then if you couldnt be challenged you shot got wrote down and taught until someone who could fight you found it

And even then, you still had to regarded as relevant because you were taught for so long
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>>680265777
Bitch got one big tittie and one little tittie and they call the bitch biggie smalls.
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>>680278200
You having this pic is cringe
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>>680281154
I mean like primal utilitarianism and hedonimsm. If killing one man makes a million happy, even if that one man dindu nuffin, then it would seem that it would maximize happiness to do so, even at the expense of justice
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>>680265777
the end times have come!
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>>680281304
Let us not forget that philosphy is technically a social science just like
>gender studies

Keep arguing faggots
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>>680279473
>>680279520
Fanatics in general make me cringe
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>>680270133
They're obviously potatoes
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>>680281424
B8 or sarcasm
Not real/10
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>>680278200
lol theres cringe in this picture, but it's from the guy holding the camera
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>>680275458
I fucking knew that flesh heap looked familiar!
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>>680277917
>Find very specific subtle and easily overlooked Engrish on an instruction manual for drones
>Try to tell friends about this wacky diction
>"Wow bro that's crazy whoa how this happen damn" and some pity laughter and more verbal fillers
>Unsatisfied with friends' inability to relate to this miniscule and very specific 'cringe'
>Haha maybe /b/ can relate those guys are so cool and le random
>Post le epic 'cringe'
>Get defensive over your own realization of how fucking autistic this endeavor was
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>>680281304
so if a program crashes on my computer, it's not due to coding errors or the data it's reading, it's because it's trying to become skynet?

heavy shit man
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>>680281547
Yes. And that is the tyranny of the majority.

It's really the only (major) flaw, but it's pretty fucking huge.
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>>680281618
Philosophy has in many ways worked with science and mathematics to further developments in those fields. For instance logicism in understanding mathematics. Hell even epistemology is fundamentally important. How do you know that what science tells you is right?
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>>680268299
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>>680268299
another
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>>680281850
>not being able to cringe at engrish like an appropriate english speaker
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>>680281897
Empirical evidence?
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>>680278200
you should probably kill yourself now
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>>680281441
The issue I have with modern philosophy is how little people take from science. You have people arguing for the universe being determinate because they have no idea about quantum mechanics, or people having a certain view about perception without knowing how the brain works in processing. Its become too isolated. It used to work with other disciplines to aid in development in the sciences and mathematics because it was done by scientists and mathematicians
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>>680261339
Why do you post picture that require me to either turn me laptop sideways or lock my phone so it doesn't automatically switch. I don't want to cock my head to read a sub par post. Pictures that are orientated incorrectly piss me off, this also applies to people.
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>>680264433
Nothing to cringe about, kid seems pretty disciplined and respectful
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This happening at university.

It was a guy dressed as a unicorn and waldo.

I dont know why
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>>680277601
suck my balls
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>>680282109
Empirical evidence relies on sense data. Our senses are inherently subjective. What reasons have we for thinking that the senses are trustworthy at all? Are our mental states reducible to simple neuron activity in the brain? These are the questions philosophy seeks to answer
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>>680281304
Get over yourself.
A question like asking whether or not God, in a deistic sense, exists or not is pointless because of how subjective definitions piled on top of each other throw the whole question elsewhere e.g. 'Energy', 'Force','Form','Essence'

I never said this type of thinking was unimportant though. I asked what is a 'philosopher' is. No need to defend your useless degree.
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>>680282330
this place really never does get new material does it?
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>>680281891
I guess its an issue of how important justice is for ethics.
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>>680264103
You posting this is the cringe
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>>680269859
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>>680282165
Absolutely fucking this

Exactly, a scientist/mathematician thought philosophically by default. So then what is a 'philosopher.'
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>>680266919
i won't make fun of this guy, look how much weight he lost. he's trying to get better
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>>680264943
I'd fuck that shirt
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>>680261339
go ask someone in IT how to "rotate an image" you fucking braindead faggot.
stay away from technology you pleb
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>>680282411
Ayy man, my degree got me into law school so dodge these nuts.
Philosophy has many branches anon. No one really focuses on proofs of God anymore.
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>>680282327
>Empirical evidence relies on sense data.
Yes

>Our senses are inherently subjective.
Arguable

>What reasons have we for thinking that the senses are trustworthy at all?
Because thats literally all we have

>Are our mental states reducible to simple neuron activity in the brain?
Im not medically qualified to answer this question, but im going to say, yes? Thays what everything about human emotion and data processing come down to

>These are the questions philosophy seeks to answer
Doesnt seem like theyre getting anywhere though? When was the last breakthrough. And i mean like 'action news at 5' breakthrough. When was the last time philosophy impacted anything on a major scale
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>>680282643
Not always. Epistemology, for instance, isnt reducible to natural sciences of math
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>>680282507
If you think about it.

Ethics doesnt really need justice.

I ethics were followed, it would be eliminated
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>>680282516
Not that fag but why?

Is posting cringe in and of itself more cringe?
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>>680274768
Is it wrong that I find that tatt well executed and not lacking taste¿?
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>>680260992
highly doubt he wrote this
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>>680274768
This isn't cringe. I'd fuck the shit out of that girl for having that tattoo, honestly. Compared to all the rest of the shitty 99% of tattoos this is completely original and incites anger in a lot of people, judging by the replies to this post even upsets nu/b/ which is dad and cringes as shit but whatever. This is fucking sick.
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>>680269706
This is gets more fuct every post
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>>680282787
Id argue with you as far as your fourth and fifth responses are concerned. You should check out Tyler Burge;s Origins of Objectivity. Its pretty good reason to suppose that psychological states arent reducible to brain activity which means that neuroscience is the end all of psych states
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>>680283043
He posed and had the picture taken specifically taken for that quote.
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>>680282741
My thesis "The Ontological Analysis of Wiping My Ass" got me into DeVry
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>>680266919
Must be 187º outside today
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>>680268280
motherfucker....you ever see a button like this anywhere you faggot ass cancer
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>>680271941
if this was ylyl I just lost
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>>680282663

This familia

at least the dude is trying.
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>>680269859
Gabben?
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>>680283238
>DeVry
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>>680264943
try buy the shirt. it sold out big time. back orders, the works.
so the stupid feminazi has even more chance of being offended now
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>>680283238
>Ontological evidence
This is a thing because it is a thing.

Can you send me your academic work? I'd love to take a look.
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>>680272173
But you never really explained why it was cringe. I do like the teamwork or the dedicated samefagging
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>>680269859
Kings Of Leon - Shreks on Fire
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>>680281906
Diamonds
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>>680271946
Bypass from having test or surgery on prostate
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>>680283508
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>>680272960
Is that the kid who shot a bunch of nigs in a church down in South Carolina? Sry about the excessive prepositions.
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>>680272960
fuck sake man, if he had married Boxxy this place would go through the fucking .......never mind
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>>680283656
Yeah thats him

>golds gym shirt
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>>680282901
This is the problem. These axioms. Its not reducible because we say it isnt. Math, the brainchild of man, does a pretty good job at doing this for something that shouldnt be reducible. Can math not be reduced to itself because it's a product of the mind?
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>>680278200
I can ask her out. Looks nice and totally fuckable.
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>>680282330
End your life, please
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>>680264943
Most academics I know where worse shit, my Inorganic Chem lecturer for solid state wore a fedora and crocs with socks.

Fuckin top bloke though
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>>680283726
Can math be reducible to logic perhaps?
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