Cringe thread /b/oys. I don't have any cringe on my pc, so heres a dumb kid. Let the cringe flow.
That blonde girl is surprisingly normal looking for that crowd.
>i dont believe in god
>if you do you are not as smart as me
I still dont fucking understand this.
All athiests wanna be philosophers but cant lost 3 differencea between Aristotle and Plato, don't know who Mill was, and only know 'quotes' by Nitzche
Take it from one of those weird narcissists at school. Most of us grow out of it and literally cringe to think back on what we were like. Wish I could pimp slap 14 year old me.
>"Wish I could pimp slap 14 year old me."
Same, I was like that too for a while. I am still in high school, and it's hilarious to watch other people like that interact with others
>Most of us grow out of it
Sorry bitch, youre still one of those fucks
tbh the shirt is cringe inducing in it's own right.
Motherfucker looks like kool flaps man
The thing about that, it's has to be a reflection of truth right?
>Stereotypes exist for a reason
>Parody is exaggeration of flaws
It makes sense to me for someone to say
>I'm an atheist, I use logic and reason.
I feel like that's only focused on one issue, religion.
>I'm and atheist, I am of supreme intelligence.
That shit classifies and incredibly large number of people.
But then again, maybe this part of the maymay
Here a behind gif of the whale
you're a faggot, this isn't cringe, leave my board you heathen.
Oh, man. The total lack of muscle tone is what kills me most about this guy.
Reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. He was obviously fucked up psychologically in some way, probably just aspergers, and he told everybody these long stories about how he was in Delta Force and fought in Afghanistan. The weird thing was that he couldn't give you any frame of reference. It'd be the middle of the week and he'd claim, in all seriousness, that he just got back from a raid on some Taliban compound. I always kinda figured if anybody was going to shoot up the place, it'd be him.
Oh yeah, and he had a different rifle with various attachments every week. Guy could NOT separate Call of Duty from reality.
Funny since my name's actually Ethan in real life.
Engrish is always really cringey for me.
This is troubleshooting section from my drone manual.
how do you get so fat that you don't have wrists anymore?
what the fuck?
basically what everyone on 4chan thinks
Later on tumblr:
>There was a cishet bastard gawking at my peesack at the grocery store today. Made me fucking to my stomach.
>Toilets are tools and devices to restrain women and make them feel ashamed of there basic bodily functions.
>Making popsicles later with boo. I love Xim.
>I love my fast disgusting body, and everything that comes out of it.
>Deal with it.
Nietzche is a hard one.
But I'm good with that.
Anyones whose ethic is:
>Be yourself. Be fully actualized. Will to power. Get it done.
But my dream is to eat cheetos and masturbate
>Doesn't work that way
Is a fucking fraud.
>points out spelling error
1.) The truth ads
2.) Anything trying to appeal to young people with memes
3.) Anything trying to appeal to young people with what's 'current' and 'trendy'
Is like your parents trying to loom cool in front of your friends in middle school
It makes my stomach hurt
that's a whoooooooole lot of words man.
No, I wasn't referring to the compilation of Aristotle's lecture notes by his son.
I was referring to Neitzche.
The individual we were talking about?
If I was referring to Aristotle, I probably would have mentioned the golden mean, or 3 parts of the soul, or my favorite, his blatant disagree meant with the theory of forms (which is complete bullshit, and its totally fucked how aquinas used it in his proofs of gods existence. Fucking aquinas uses 4 proofs from aristole philosophy and 1 from plato, who he starkingly disagreed with most things on).
If this is true, then we are all screwed. That would mean there is another one out there. Somewhere. On this earth. There is a product of that thing that will outlive us.>>680274072
If you like aristotle and his realist bullshit, them you didn't read any modern philosophers, good people like Nietzche, Kant, Kierkegard and Schopenhauer, have criticize the faith than humans have about their perception of reality wich is basically telling that Aristotle was a retard and Plato and Parmenides (in spanish, dunno his name in english) were the real deal
>Particulars exist in material world
>Forms exist in real world
>Particulars are reflections of forms
>world of being and becoming
>pre existing and eternal soul
>You KNOW everything in world already, learning is 'remembering'
>Absolute Truth. Capital 'T' Truth.
Jesus fucking christ
>not realizing everything is subjective to perspective
>thinking there are universal absolutes
>being this autistic of a philosopher
Cringed hard, wtf is wrong with these people
Parmenides was a jabroni. His crowning paradox about things coming to be was a simple semantic issue. Plato was a jabroni too.
Kant was an idealist so he was also a jabroni. His ethics are pretty good tho.
Nietzche is the worst tho
Aristotle is a real nigga
OMG you fucktard, plato said that the real things were in the "ideas word", a human is born in " the cave" and needs to go outside the cave, which according to modern philosophers, he was saying that you need to get over the perception of the senses, which is actually not senses at all couse science and the great Schopenhauer proved that the senses are modified by inteligence meaning we cannot trust senses, wich faggot aristotle define as the real world, the one that is perceived by the senses, get over it aristotle fanboys
>thinking theres 1 answer for everyone all the time
>act in the way everyone should act all the time
>there are no exceptions
>not realizing for Kants ethic to be true, you have except that knowledge can be developed into more knowledge
>not realizing for kants ethic to be true, ethics has to be a THING and not an abstract idea, which is fucking is
>think every situation calls for the same protocols
>every interaction has the same standards
>not realizing different people and cultures call for different ethics
>not realizing that the whole world isnt going to adopt your bullshit prescriptive doctrine
>lying is bad, never lie
>when the nazis ask you where the jews you are hiding is at, you tell them
>yfw its your mom
>yfw kant killed your mom
The objective world plato was talking about was actually the state of mind that lets you see the world as it is, not being modified by your mind, elimineting the mental phenomenas, like time, SuperKant already say it, time does not exist
Your confusing the Allegory of the Cave with the theory of forms.
They don't really mix.
The allegory is more about "being enlightened" when you leave it....then being violently murdered when you return to tell of what you saw.
The Theory of Forms os a (bullshit) idea. You may 'discover' the theory of forms once you leave cave, but its only ever an idea.
You can't mix these.
I agree with Bill Nye on this one. We cant go around saying its possible all of science is wrong just because we cant trust our senses. Theres a reason that contemporary philosophers dont focus on that shit anymore. Its silly to assume that we ought not trust our senses.
>tldr Aristotle is a fucking pimp
Copied from another thread.
> /B/ me grade nine and berrypicker as fuck
>I go through most of year without ever talking to a teacher
>failing my classes for porn
>around middle of year I change classes and end up in a history class with a 7/10
>she had curled hair and glasses and she decided I was cute.
> she called me cute daily but, I found out she was younger than me and I thought that would make it awkward.
> continue to ignore her for a month
>she won't have any of this
>she starts growing tits and when she notices this she begins hugging me from behind
>I am so awkward it's like I'm telling her "let me stay a virgin."
>I get awkward again as I get more pimples and muscles from my puberty
> horny all the time
>ALL THE TIME!
>I can get boners from thinking about food at this point and she notices this as well.
>she decides to hug me tightly from the front one day and I get a boner
>not just any boner
> this boner just so happens to slip through my unzipped fly
>she is wearing pants and can feel it but, doesn't know the full extent of it at the moment
>I tried to hide it but, God is cruel and she looks down at my cock out my pants
>I don't know how it popped through my cargo pants
>I spent the rest of highschool pretending I was never born.
I knew someone like this too, same kind of thing, he was obese as shit and covered in acne from head to toe, he always wore the same green sweat pants and black hoodie and smelled like a giant ass jizz sock, but if you had to talk to him he swore up and down he just got back from fighting in some war and he's been in the Marines for 4 years when he was 16, even went as far to say that he was 24 and never got a high school education. No matter how much everyone called him out he wouldn't drop his charade.
TL;DR: some autists need to be put down
Theres no way to get around our inability to observe the world "objectively". This is paradoxical. How can you observe without observing (which is subjective). I think we can trust our senses. They are not right because they perceive correctly. They perceive correctly because they are right
I'm not even disgusted. At least she's flat.
Im hoping someone has a cap of the realization before we 404 here.
I dont know whats worse
>getting a tattoo and not knowing what it is
>getting a tattoo of a band
Pick one I guess
Where in your life have you ever seen that in a troubleshooting manual?
Would have been acceptable
Just think about the wors phenomenon and its implications
Don't get me wrong, I love engrish as a rule. But I think the guy translating for this particular manual gave himself a REALLY big self high-five for coming up with phenomenon.
I can't cringe at that word. It's dead-on accurate man.
Heres a green haired, problem glasses wearer from one of my bullshit social science requirements.
Never heard her speak so affiliation is unknown, but the signs are all there
Because im married
And if i wasnt, wouldnt want to date something that would consider everytime we had sex to be rape
>you didnt ask me if you could spread my ass open while you were plowing me from behind
Something my boss posted in the lunch room at work. 1/2
What a fucking retard.
He has a message to get across about work.
Post the message.
>Where your protective shit
Only a starwars faggot is gunna read all that shit.
If you have some management-tier content for me, then give it to me.
The big issue with utilitarianism is that it disregards justice. Part of Kants idea is that you ought to respect the humanity of others. Doing them injustice goes against that very principle.
I think Kant is right on the money about this idea of ethics.
What the fuck.
Bullshit needs calling.
>BIT a child.
>considering the kod wouldnt move, its obbiously not like a kidnin a wheelchair or something like that
>bit a tard
>Left marks. Somehow polkce aren't involved.
>Not fired. "Suspended."
>claims acted on instinct, even though to bite a kid in the back of the neck would one of moth unnatural, inconvenient things to do
>On levels except physical is a dog
>owns a cat
Oh the cringe...
What exactly does it mean to be a philosopher in a practical sense?
Even psychologists get more done than these lazy assholes.
Fuck "philosophers" and their inappropriately pedantic jargon.
No Mill supported justice.
He actually favored capital punishment over life imptisonment.
Or do you mean is disregards it as it sees justice as more of a reformation/rehabilitation than punishment?
The idea of utility, and increasing it...is really attractive.
The only real flaw is tyranny of the majority, especially if its turned against you
I fucking hate collectivism, but in this situation i have to
And choose mill
But of course theres faggots like Singer
>donate all your money to charity you dont need it
>Fuck "philosophers" and their pedantic jargon
someones mad they failed their philosophy class lol
If I asked you whether or not mental states could be reduced to brain activity what would you say? Youd probably say yes but youd be incorrect in doing so and the reason we think that has to do with philosophy of the mind and development of concepts, which has no epistemilogical basis in psychology (ironically enough) or neuroscience.
Now gtfo and the let the big boys answer questions
Came Across this beauty like a week ago and have been meaning to share it.
No hes right.
Modern philosophy is bullshit.
Its bullshit because back in like, ancient greece, if no one around you could rebuttle you, you were it.
Today, a faggot from Pennsylvania online can prove your shit wrong
Back then if you couldnt be challenged you shot got wrote down and taught until someone who could fight you found it
And even then, you still had to regarded as relevant because you were taught for so long
I mean like primal utilitarianism and hedonimsm. If killing one man makes a million happy, even if that one man dindu nuffin, then it would seem that it would maximize happiness to do so, even at the expense of justice
I fucking knew that flesh heap looked familiar!
>Find very specific subtle and easily overlooked Engrish on an instruction manual for drones
>Try to tell friends about this wacky diction
>"Wow bro that's crazy whoa how this happen damn" and some pity laughter and more verbal fillers
>Unsatisfied with friends' inability to relate to this miniscule and very specific 'cringe'
>Haha maybe /b/ can relate those guys are so cool and le random
>Post le epic 'cringe'
>Get defensive over your own realization of how fucking autistic this endeavor was
Philosophy has in many ways worked with science and mathematics to further developments in those fields. For instance logicism in understanding mathematics. Hell even epistemology is fundamentally important. How do you know that what science tells you is right?
The issue I have with modern philosophy is how little people take from science. You have people arguing for the universe being determinate because they have no idea about quantum mechanics, or people having a certain view about perception without knowing how the brain works in processing. Its become too isolated. It used to work with other disciplines to aid in development in the sciences and mathematics because it was done by scientists and mathematicians
Why do you post picture that require me to either turn me laptop sideways or lock my phone so it doesn't automatically switch. I don't want to cock my head to read a sub par post. Pictures that are orientated incorrectly piss me off, this also applies to people.
This happening at university.
It was a guy dressed as a unicorn and waldo.
I dont know why
Empirical evidence relies on sense data. Our senses are inherently subjective. What reasons have we for thinking that the senses are trustworthy at all? Are our mental states reducible to simple neuron activity in the brain? These are the questions philosophy seeks to answer
Get over yourself.
A question like asking whether or not God, in a deistic sense, exists or not is pointless because of how subjective definitions piled on top of each other throw the whole question elsewhere e.g. 'Energy', 'Force','Form','Essence'
I never said this type of thinking was unimportant though. I asked what is a 'philosopher' is. No need to defend your useless degree.
>Empirical evidence relies on sense data.
>Our senses are inherently subjective.
>What reasons have we for thinking that the senses are trustworthy at all?
Because thats literally all we have
>Are our mental states reducible to simple neuron activity in the brain?
Im not medically qualified to answer this question, but im going to say, yes? Thays what everything about human emotion and data processing come down to
>These are the questions philosophy seeks to answer
Doesnt seem like theyre getting anywhere though? When was the last breakthrough. And i mean like 'action news at 5' breakthrough. When was the last time philosophy impacted anything on a major scale
This isn't cringe. I'd fuck the shit out of that girl for having that tattoo, honestly. Compared to all the rest of the shitty 99% of tattoos this is completely original and incites anger in a lot of people, judging by the replies to this post even upsets nu/b/ which is dad and cringes as shit but whatever. This is fucking sick.
Id argue with you as far as your fourth and fifth responses are concerned. You should check out Tyler Burge;s Origins of Objectivity. Its pretty good reason to suppose that psychological states arent reducible to brain activity which means that neuroscience is the end all of psych states
motherfucker....you ever see a button like this anywhere you faggot ass cancer
This is the problem. These axioms. Its not reducible because we say it isnt. Math, the brainchild of man, does a pretty good job at doing this for something that shouldnt be reducible. Can math not be reduced to itself because it's a product of the mind?
Most academics I know where worse shit, my Inorganic Chem lecturer for solid state wore a fedora and crocs with socks.
Fuckin top bloke though