It's time to admit you have a problem.
What is your problem?
>>680251568
Posts that have repeat posts
>>680251568
drugs
>>680251568
Jerkin the gherkin
>>680252024
What drugs?
>>680251568
procrastination and laziness
>>680251568
I'm out of weed
I can't stand up for myself.
>>680251568
Alcohol and anxiety
>>680251568
I don't have much of a backbone or identity; I just tend to go along with what authority figures tell me to do
Masturbation, 3 times a day. Noticing less of a bone most days
>>680251568
Almost Dr, started figuring out I am forgetting lot of thinks
Jenking off traps and sissies
>>680253470
Where do you find the time? Is it 3 times in a row or throughout the day?????
>>680251568
lack of dubs :(
>>680251568
Sex. I cut work to fuck a prostitute today. I have a girlfriend. It was in her bed. I can't stop.
>>680253644
Ok, im God now
I'm broke, lonely, and getting old
I obsessively pick my skin, often to the point of bleeding. I have a shit ton of scars and I cover it up with tattoos.
>>680253851
what age? and at least you have internet
Porn and csgo gambling
>>680253470
i fap at least 3 times a day and i have since i was 11. 27 now my benis is doing fine but if i dont fap i cant sleep
>>680254016
have you ever tried to quit?
everything bores me.
At a party? Im bored and want to go home
Chillin outside with friends? Boring.
Play vidya? Boring
Sports? Boring
Cooking/eating? Boring
Educating myself? Boring
The only thing that makes me happy is going to sleep when being super tired
When I have sex with women I think about my ex girlfriend cheating on me and I dun hard.
>>680254110
weed?
>>680251568
>>680251568
Opiates and Benzos... I know...
>>680253255
same
My problem is that I can't get dubs
I cant get motivated enough to do anything anymore.
>>680254228
I tried, smoking is okay but like 10mins after I feel bored again, also I get really angry at trivial things when Im high
>>680253593
3 times throughout usually, just randomly
>>680254110
this, about the only thing that can keep me entertained is /b/ and some of the youtube channels I'm subbed to
I haven't had a girlfriend in years and it's fucking up my brain.
>>680251568
i dont go outside, and progressively gaining more weight, i used to be pretty steady on my weight but now im slowly gaining due to my lack of exercise and poor eating.
So pretty much half of /b's problem i guess.
>>680251568
Smoking pot. I gotta stop.
I just wrote it down was it any good?
A capsule so small holds so many incredible wonders
Overjoyed, excited, loved, and happy are but a few
But never were they bereft of blunders
So much to know I already knew
Epiphany never occurred behind a desk
So off I went, with brilliance like poison in my blood
And while life passed by in a beautiful burlesque
And even the flowers enthralled, light graced only the bud
The world hummed and so many bees were off to work
It was a wonder so few tasted its honey
As daylight shone, so too did they irk
The world laughed loud, but it was never funny
And as vibrance turned dim, all fell numb
As warmth turned cold and concrete,
Unfamiliar bars would not dissolve like some
And at the end the yearning was again for the street
>>680251568
my problem is I'm not getting laid
>>680254765
>>680251568
Hmmm my problem is posting my chubby girlfriend, creating profiles and pretending to be her and hit on bi girls.
in fact im doing it now
/i drink too much, i'm Polish.
I'm lazy
>>680254680
Like once a year browsing 4chan actually entertains me, hell I havent even fapped in like 2 weeks because I just find it boring. I get hard open porn jerk for 2min and then I just stop because I cant be assed
>>680255044
Post nudes?
I pick my nose a lot and I think it gives me reoccurring sinus infections.
>>680255116
sounds like you're legit depressed, maybe you should see someone about it and get some meds?
>>680253180
opioids. Not real opiates, still addictive. Kratom, large doses. I need it to function.
I constantly lie and hurt (not physically) everyone I know to make myself feel better and when I apologize and they think I'm sincere I do it again the next day to so it hurts even more.
>>680253412
I know this feel, spending days at a time in silence wishing I could express myself and hating the fact I can't.
>>680254110
>>680254680
Only boring people get bored.
While that may be a catchy one-liner, it's actually true. Boredom is 100% self-caused. Seriously, think about it, people meditate all the time, they literally sit there doing nothing, but they aren't bored.
Unless you're locked in a box or some shit, boredom is completely your own fault. There are always interesting things to do or think about if you actually make an effort.
>>680255420
You are a bad friend.
>>680253724
How much have you spent on escorts?
i am addicted to masturbating to ballerinas
>>680255574
>effort
And therein lies the problem
>>680251568
I drink to much and haven't been able to stop for 9 years. I just can't stop.
I weigh 275lbs and don't have the motivation to drop another 50lbs
I make girls fall in love with me, and I do end up falling in love with them too. But then I fall in love with other girls. Thus slowing hallowing out one years worth of a relationship.. But hey Fuck it right..
Need porn of her
>>680251568
I want to get with my cousin
>>680251568
I like loli and flatchested real girls, but because everyone has huge tits its hard to find someone I actually feel physically attracted to, as well as emotionally
>>680253349
Shut up
I am the guy from earlier that said he cannot get a girlfriend and that its fucking up his brain. Well it's true. My life is pathetic. I joke with mybft ends but hide sadness. I have considered suicide multiple times. I have even thought about cutting myself.
>>680254088
yes, quite a few times actually
i legit can not go to sleep without masturbating
if i just keep myself busy until im exhausted I can sleep for 3 hours but I will be awakened by a wicked itchy boner
i tried staying busy, but the moment I got the slightest bit bored, there I go
nothing short of going to live in the woods for a few weeks could keep me from spankin it and I still would have to walk around all night like a horny zombie until i pass out
>>680255740
IRL or porn?
>>680255782
Exactly, there are too many lazy fucks who want everything given to them without having to do shit.
>boohoo I'm poor
>wahhh I don't have a girlfriend
>I have no friends
>I'm fat
>I'm unhappy
>etc
I fucking hate people
>>680254110
Sounds like depression my dude
>>680254930
yea didnt think so, ty
>>680255835
http://dothewife.com/
Nataly Real
>>680255610
Started two years ago, about $20k
>>680255924
the only women i find attractive are tall, flat chested, and have short hair (with rare exception). Unfortunately most of the one's I've talked to are basic as fuck, or retarded
>>680256150
spoken like somebody who has never had to actually struggle before
League of legends
>>680251568
I'm a Steelers fan and I love sucking cock and being fucked by my goddess with her glorious strap on.....
My problem? Too much winning!!!!
Go Steelers
I also take advantage of my ADHD medication and I revolve my life around a lies. I am still in genuine love with my ex girlfriend Maya... I wanna kill myself on a daily basis.. but fuck I have my life made. I'm top 10 of my class, NHS, NTHS, Track and field champion, cross country champion. I have my life made.. but i'm still unhappy.
>>680256304
Where do you find them?
fat and cant stop eating
>>680256476
psh. pussy faggot. wait til life decides to start routinely taking a shit on you
>>680256073
yes.
>>680256618
Why is he a pussy faggot?
I'm addicted to cigarettes, I am overweight, I take excessive amounts of psycadelics. What's up, /b/?
>>680253644
>>680255044
>>680255142
You have probally seen her before
>>680256476
You're nowhere near being "made" my young faggot friend.
Your biggest problem is that you think that. It's probably the thing oppressing your happiness too.
life will fuck that silly notion out of your faggot brain.
I am a sexual deviant. I'm manipulative and controlling with my family. I am a stalker.
>>680257001
GG future rapist too, never forget that
>>680257001
Kill yourself
>>680256799
Also, I'm currently dating a girl whom I half care for, while I still dream of my ex from six months ago.
> Online and offline gambling
> Batting an eye at only girls younger than me
> Drinking is starting to work it's way up
>>680251568
no selfsteem
>>680256021
Dont cut yourself it'll make the quest for a gf even harder
>>680251568
I'm a junkie, pill snorting piece of shit and an alcoholic.
>>680256416
Bills fan here, you're welcome
I'm still holding onto the same girl even though people constantly tell me she's gone.
Im not a woman
anxiety. general and social. People love to hang out with me and usually want me around but im anxious as fuck most of the time. I could have so many girlfriends but my anxiety fucks me. im seriously considering going to the doctor about it.
>>680256021
The fuck you want a girlfriend for? Fuck and chuck is way better. Don't have to listen to that bitch nagging and trying to start fights. Also, you ain't got to include that bitch with everything that you do.
>>680257175
Don't have the balls to do it myself. So I've told my wife to do it for me
I don't know who I am. I'll never know who I am. I just try on identities but I always feel empty, with each radical identity shift I feel a little better until I don't and then there is blackness and I am aware of the void. It stings. I like to pretend that who I currently am is static and that this time this is for real, but it's not. This is my curse. This is my problem.
>>680256308
We are not alone, mate. Not alone.
>>680251568
pretty much addicted to weed, alcohol, and jerking off
My problem is that i dont know what my problem is
>>680255872
Help me /b/ what do
>>680256363
Ok buddy...I very seldom get angry, but you just did it.
I grew up with 6 siblings, a stay at home mom, and a dad who never went to college and worked 2 jobs just to barely make ends meet. I started doing work for my dad when I was still in the single-digits, and started mowing lawns around the neighborhood when I was 10. I got a "real job" at mcdonalds at 16, the soonest I legally could. From that point on, my parents have no paid for a single thing for me because they can't afford to. I have worked 2 jobs for most of the past 15 years, put myself through college, and am currently barely making enough money to survive.
I have been dumped by ever girl I've dated, after varying amounts of time.
My best friend died a couple years ago, the person I was closest to in this world.
After that I gained about 40 lbs because I was severely depressed.
I slowly made my way out of the depression, and have recently started exercising and eating better, and I have since lost 10 more lbs than I initially gained and am in the best shape of my life.
I am also happy, and it is completely my own doing. I could be unhappy, I have every reason to be, but I choose not to. I do things that make me happy, that make me feel good. I'm improving myself every day and working towards goals.
I have worked my fucking ass off for everything I have and everything I am.
So, in summation: you can go fuck yourself, as far as I'm concerned.
I have trouble trying to cry.
I'm far too judgemental of those I deem less intelligent or wise than I am.
Porn addicted, self conscious, shitty person in general, maybe a bit of an overkiller, should be in treatment for depression and anorexia, and may have to be in treatment for bipolar disorder
Besides all, I kinda like the way I am, I'm too used to it even if I hate myself from time to time
>>680256523
Mostly backpage, some fetlife, a little Craigslist, some referred from another guy I know who probably has a similar problem
Hate the world and I'm too nihilist to do/think something about it.
Wish I would die any moment at random, I like to imagine someone snipes my heart/head out to pieces.
>>680257701
Likewise.
>>680257672
tl;dr
My problem is not being able to open up.
My dad has been abusing me (punches, kicks, and throws shit at me) since i was 13, and i can never talk to anyone about it, cause i feel like they'll think i deserve it, so i'd had this bottled up for a while, when i was 16 a kid in the locker room pushed me and called me a faggot and... I kinda lost it. I grabbed him and threw his head into the lockers, and beat the shit out of him until the coaches pulled me off. The kid had a major concussion and filed a restraining order. So now im not allowed at school, meaning i have to put up with my dad all day. What the fuck do i do? Im so stressed and im so ready to fucking end it. Help me /b/ros.
I don't care about anyone, I don't care about what you have to say or your problems, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF BUSINESS TO SAY TO ME.
I hate small talk, I think most people just fake relationships, socializing is just fucking annoying to me. I don't know how to get over this. It's a goddamn chore.
>>680257890
0/10 troll attempt
>>680257672
fuckin rekt
I'm a narcissistic two faced douchebag who feels no guilt in using people as pawns. I need help, but I can't afford it. I'll probably just manipulate someone into giving me money.
>inb4 "edgy faggot"
>>680257975
This shit. I'm one thousand percent behind this.
I'm emotionally abusing my girlfriend. I treat her like absolute shit and she still loves me. I get off to it.
>>680257911
I think you should talk to a professional.
I perceive life as senselessly cruel and oppressive so I isolate since I'm unwilling to put assert dominance over allies or mates.
>>680253728
haha nice
>>680257999
tl;dr
>>680257792
Think there are cops trolling Houston Backpage?
>>680258091
this. have made my way through corporate management this way though.
>>680257587
Same
>>680258091
Nah, brah.
Ride those suckers til they hit the ground
>>680251568
I'm a spineless coward who doesn't want to leave his comfort zone, has talent but is too lazy to try, is 7/10 but only aims at 10/10
>>680251568
I mix bad habits such as drugs, video games and watching tv shows in order to procrastinate and forget about my real life problems.
Bi polar depression
I have an obsession with dating someone to fix them. My newest ex cheated on me after three years because she thought I was too "controlling". I wasn't trying to be controlling. I was trying to keep her from ruining her life with drugs. And I failed. She's a complete addict. It sucks to see such a beautiful promising young woman destroy her life.
>>680251568
i´m black
Fap fap fap too much, at least 3-5 times a day, and when i go to whores my d doesn't get hard.
>>680253209
This, exactly. I have a million things I want to do and a million plans. Just lack the actual effort part and that totally kills me.
I did start running regularly a while back though and I find that really helps. I had to force myself to do it at first but after a few days, I was looking forward to it every morning.
>>680253349
Shut the fuck up Donny
>>680258249
I don't know, I've never been to Houston.
Make sure you Google the phone numbers. Also if the number has parts of it written out in letters -> they are trying to make it so you can't Google them -> they have something to hide -> they are a waste of time
Can't be sober for too long, can't fall asleep well without being fucked up.
Masturbation.
Trust issues due to abuse.
Guess that's all.
I can't stop wanting my girlfriend to have small tits, she thinks I like them huge but I don't, we met online and didn't realise but shes perfect in every other way ... I need help
>>680258131
I used to do this to some degree. my advice is to stop immediately. after your relationship ends you will feel really shitty about it.
>>680258281
How do we know you are not the same guy with another identity?
>>680257911
btw, your situation reminds me of mine, let me tell you this: people are shit, expect shit from everyone and shit from you, everyone is shit and so is your life
make the world your enemy and youll get strong enough to stand w.e shit comes at/from you.
but srsly, go talk to a psychiatrist because if you dont do it now youll end up crazy like me
>>680251568
i cant stop masturbating
I am a fat piece of shit, who has bullshitted a lot throughout my life. I have been constantly stealing from my work for the last year gathering and selling over 6 grand in shit. I have a girl that wants to get together and hook up but I'm too much of a bitch even though I act tough all the time to do anything. I prioritize weed over food money, I continue to take shooms even though I get lost in my mind and end up having a bad trip because I want the rush
>>680251568
I browse 4chan
>>680258449
sorry to hear that
>>680253988
Hey Jordan.
I make a shit ton of money off of my fellow classmates by selling drugs. lol fun living in the city
>>680251568
>mom put a knife to my dads throat and called the police on him
>mom got my dad deported
>dads father died in the USA and dad was not there for him
>mom took me out of school at 6th grade
>mom tells me for 18 years dad is a deadbeat
>left me at the house until i was 18 then kicked me out
>moms dad dying of cancer
>mom fight with him one day after helping him move in next door to us
>calls police and tells them he is attack us or attacking our door.
>police and landlord was friends with us so they believed us
>another grandfather dead
>mom got a dog
>dog is super cute and nice but needs training
> mom gets mad and puts him outside the window by collar and or ties the rope so she could not sit down all night
>one day mom in the night takes dogs out after getting angry and i never see her again
>games was me and my bros only source of entertainment
>one day she puts me and my bro on a computer class and i snap when she ask why i didn't call her
>breaks my bros ps3
>slaps me
>i bitchslap her back
>sent me to my dad who took care of me
>told me i can live her as long as i need to and ask me if i wanted to study
>say yes and come back to the USA to study
>take GED and pass(2 years and only ever took it 2 times)
>in collage bmcc
>second year
i have lost all my childhood friends and have horrid spelling/math skills. i have no job skill nor do i know how to get one for a beginner and the final thing that i have to live with is sad.
i can't stop thinking that girls will betray me and there are times i would just think of a what if this happens to me or if it happens to my bro and i get mad. i have to punch the air to relive stress but its happening more and more. the only relationship i ever had had me only wanting sex and never showed any sighs of affections to her. i fear that if i do get cheated on i am going to hurt the women and if not i problem would sill hurt her even if she didn't.
i don't trust females because of the women of my past
>>680258570
Any other protips?
I think I'll probably fun REDIDULOUSLY fast the first time just from the eroticism, how do you think that will play out?
>>680255583
Wow how enlightening holy shit I'm sure they had no idea
>>680251568
My cock is to big
I want someone to hold at night and despite doing everything right nobody cares to show me any affection.
Rhymes were unintentional, partial schizo too.
>>680258975
And you can't spell
>>680258895
Shit man, your life is like mine, except jacked up.
I feel you.
>>680251568
I watch 8+ hours of anime a day. I only get 4 hours of sleep a night because I also have a full time job and a GF.
>>680253541
that ain't a problem
I never had a reason to be alive
>>680257714
Well that's not very wise, now is it?
>>680251568
i think i'm ugly when i'm not bad looking really
I can't move on.
>>680259105
schizo here, i was thinking about the same thing about half an hour ago, tell me more about your situation please
can i guess you had some isolation when you were growing up?
I hate myself and I want to die
>>680259487
That's not really a problem as much as it is you being a faggot
>>680253349
you paraplegic or sometin?
>>680259588
Welcome to 4chan. Have you been introduced to everyone?
>>680259703
kek
I fall in love easily & I have a pain killer addiction
>>680259742
wouldnt it be fun if /b/ made a suicide pact?
>>680258915
That'll be fine. When you do, either ask for a second round with your remaining time, or just say goodbye. I came in like a third of the time I paid for today, so we just chatted about cats for a bit.
My first few times I horrendously overpaid, but I think it's still worth it. Also, be extra polite. It's easier (and safer?) to be a regular with a girl, then it is to go find a new one each time. The only way to get someone to see you twice is to be pleasant to be around.
>>680251568
i keep coming back here
I'm addicted to sleeping pills. I only take over the counter types, I differ doses, but I started working 14 hour shifts and alternated from days to nights and back to days regularly. Someone told me to take them and I loved having control over when I fell asleep. Why risk being awake for hours and suffering through 14 hour work days of hard physical labour on little to no sleep when you can pop a pill and go to sleep when you want to? That's how I think of it anyways.
>>680251568
I have horrible back acne, but I'm too embarrassed to see someone about it.
>>680258613
Any advice
>>680259798
how is that a problem? judas priest is awesome
>>680251568
>What is your problem?
I wish my boobs were that big
Ive started popping percocet I got from a surgery a long time ago and I'm enjoying it far too much.
Chronic masturbation.
>>680260260
stop jerking off with weed then
>>680260165
don't worry dude your HRT will kick in eventually
>>680259989
just go man. doctors dont give a fuck and would enjoy helping you. I had the fucking clap and had to get a swab shoved up my dick hole for cryinoutloud
>>680260165
Picture
>>680260359
kek, how did you know?
Im addicted to sucking my friends dick
but im a straight guy
>>680257672
well..
I rip my toenails off and eat them
>>680259555
From what faggot
>>680253541
Them or to them?
Alcohol.
Cigarettes.
Cocaine.
Opiates.
Women.
>>680260428
i dated a trans who had the same hang up
Im addicted to cosplay
>>680259989
Take a shower more often
>>680260660
ewwww
>>680257672
sounds like you're just a miserable working stiff like the rest of us and youve got the nerve to bitch at people who want more out of life like maybe a living wage or a person to talk to? you think you're the only person out there who works hard? youre the kind of faggot who thinks poor people are poor just because theyre lazy. you think youve worked and struggled harder than anyone else and people who slave away and have nothing to show for it are shitty for wanting anything out of life? people like you are whats wrong with this world.
>>680259575
Sorry for the delay. Currently meds are helping but my main delusion is that I'm genuinely trapped inside a simulation and other people are ghoulish apparitions, occasionally reptilian in nature. This usually bleeds into presumptions of telepathy whenever I interact with other schizos. Our body language tends to synchronize oddly and I've yet to discern whether or not this is simply confirmation bias.
But yeah. I have very few friends and am regularly pegged as a loon, often lashing out at my own paranoia.
I'm hungry but I don't want to walk all the way to the kitchen.
Codependent
I ignore life, I feel like it's pointless so I've let years pass me by achieving almost nothing.
>>680251568
Im addicted to tits where the left nipple points up
I can't stop posting my wife's nudes on here. I have gone way too far. I have even shown her face. It's only a matter of time before someone recognizes her.
>>680260660
they're the best ones to chew on, moar flavoursome
especially the big toe
Sexually attracted to my sister
>>680259839
I feel as if that would involve travelling. I don't like to travel.
I own a couple of fitness clubs and I basically use it as an avenue to fuck some of my employees and club members. They bring in quite a bit of money and I'm doing well. I'm going to get caught by my wife and fuck everything up, but I can't stop.
>>680261280
nobody is going to recognize her. I assure you unless she's either underage or pissed /b/ off somehow her nudes are seen as just some random bitch. unless shes insanely hot and everyone in your town wants to fuck her like crazy she just gets scrolled by
>>680261280
Prove it
>>680261280
Man, that sounds hot
I got a video of a friend of mine and his girl
promissed wont show anyone but damn thats hard
>>680251568
Storm/tornado phobia and PTSD from a tornado destroying my home and neighborhood and almost killing my entire family.
Never sought professional help for it.
And storm season is here.
I really wish I didn't live in tornado alley in the spring. I want to be anywhere else with my family safe.
I eat peeps...
>>680261602
Soylent Green
>>680251568
depression, no self esteem, can't get motivated, etc
I'm trying really hard to be witty like my friend and end up contributing nothing worth acknowledging. I think I should just stay as the quite type of person and just smoke(weed) my way through social life.
>>680261572
It is. It makes me rock hard every time.
>>680261367
How does it feel to have two working balls?
You niggas with hot sisters are alwais lying you dont wanna bang them when ppl ask
i eat my boogers
never do it in public or around people
just when im by myself, i can't help it. i hate having boogers in my nose.
>>680261489
There seem to be a few people who are obsessed with her.
>>680261580
http://soundcloud.com/whooutsmartswhom/storm-chasing
I feel like I'm slowly losing my ability to think. I've developed a studder and my groin is uncomfortable for no appearing reason sometimes.
Porn addict
Extremely bi-sexual (closet, and not physically attracted to men, just like dick)
Zoophile (male animals)
Pedophile (girls as young as 6... would never act on attraction or hurt aanyone, but fuck they can be sexy/cute)
Have a bit of a drug problem.. not physically addicted to anything, meantily though is another story
>>680260733
Same, ditched the coke and pills a while ago though
I go on porn roulette and show my asshole to anybody that asks to see it.
>>680262118
Post pics
>>680262119
Yeah no.
>>680262226
puberty?
>>680261997
i do that as well, i have the best tasting mucus and the best smelling farts going
i loved this girl but i kinda fucked her over. she might still have feelings but it doesnt even matter cause we live really far away and even if we ever got back together it wouldn't work cause her friends hate me.
>>680262298
I'm posting them in another thread right now.
please someone help me i can't stop cosplay i waste a lot of time and money
>>680259588
cobain's ghost detected
can't get over a single fucking grill
>>680260428
>on /b/
>wanting bigger tits
you do the math
>>680262720
your wife has an amazing clit and that labia look so meaty!!!
>>680251568
I can't stop shitting. I shit at least every day, sometimes twice. I've tried holding it in but the most I've been able to is a week. I need help.
>>680262337
kek
>>680262995
>>680262226
I'm 20, I've already gone through puberty, it seems to happen after waking up from sleeping or napping.
>>680262995
there is nothing wrong with shitting once a day. it's actually not good for yoy to hold a shit much longer than that. more than once or twice though is a problem.
>>680262941
>>680262720
That's not her.
>>680261367
Don't blame u anon. She looks great. Those legs are amazing
>>680262286
Been off coke for about a month now. More out of laziness picking up. It honestly hasn't gotten that bad. And I just had the opiates lying around, again it's been about a month. Those weren't too bad either I guess. But I'm at half a pack of marb reds a day and either a case of beer or a bottle of liquor. And I consistently waste money I can afford but still shouldn't spend on dates and going out for pickups when I have a perfectly fine long term fwb.
Which is fairly dumb.
And not gonna lie, given the chance to do blow, molly, or opiates again I'm probably gonna jump on it. But that really doesn't worry me as much as the drinking.
>I'm only 22 and I drink this much
>>680262720
>>680261936
Oh believe me I've drained my balls to her
>>680251568
I drink all night and sleep all day.
>>680251568
>>680251568
Asperger's syndrome
My daughter had professional photographs taken of her when she went on spring break. I saw them on her Facebook and jacked off to her. She looks just like my wife when she was younger. Fuck.
Lack of social skills, no motivation.
>>680263544
>ralph's
every time
im a angry and bitter good looking 7/10 (some say 8) guy who pushes everybody away and i wind up making myself even more lonely and angry and bitter
im about to quit my job and take all the money i have and disappear in Eurostan.
>>680263486
Amen /b/ruv.
>>680263592
there is a girl on your photoshop
>>680262283
Add to the list
Diagnosed with schizophrenia when younger, but i dismissed it as bullshot, although shit is real weird sometimes, but i think thats the drugs
I want to be attractive as wemon are seen as attractive, but want to be masculine aswell
I lie to people i love to keep them from finding out how fucked i am
Want to be popular, but hate being singeled out: would rather be another face in a crowd
I think i lie to myself telling myself im not as fucked as i sometimes think i am, but i dont know which side is saying what now haha
Moral compas is retarded, frequently suicidal, but i doubt i have the guts to do anything..
>>680257672
Nig nog I'm not asking for handouts, I just want to state my problem.
I push our limits sexually too much. Seems like I'm most sexually satisfied when I'm pursuing some new kink or pushing our boundaries. Newest thing is exhibitionism and I'm worried it will end badly.
Every time I go out I end up getting my dick buried deep in some underage poon. It's starting to become tiresome.
I've cultivated a rather large social following under the premise of myself being a rather religious and devout Christian, when actually I am a horrible and hateful piece of shit. I only did it to be popular and fuck bitches. I can only hope at this point that if there is in fact a heaven and or hell that the party in hell is fucking awesome, because I will undoubtedly be spending eternity there. Best case though is that people like me, I got laid, and when I die, I just simply cease to exist.
>>680264012
Laughed just a bit to hard.
>>680263544
talk about having a weak stomach. its just cum. unless that dude literally ate fruit shit.
>>680257714
So aspergers
I'm staying with a sexy older lady and after she uses her dildo and goes to sleep I grab and jerk off to the smell and juices on it. Sometimes I like it dry.
>>680264099
I'm the same, but with voyeurism
>>680254765
You claim it's OC? I like it anon I like it a lot. Good. Real nice.
>>680255574
b-b-b-bullshit.
>>680256170
this guy is correct, >>680254110
should consider seeing a shrink.
I turned down a Peruvian goddess who was willing to baby me and fulfill my every sexual fantasy because there was no other connection.
Really wanted to fuck her. Damn.
>>680264421
you should have made a connection via your dong in her dong receptacle
>>680264527
Well she had a dong too so that would be docking
>>680251568
I masturbate far too much for somebody with a sex life
>>680264527
It required me to fly to Peru and I had this inkling suspicion that she was going to brainwash me into marriage after taking ayahuasca.
Saw her titties though.
Women just have annoying personalities.
>>680251568
I hate my fucking job but can't quit or I will lose my apartment. My boss is shit and my gf can't find a decent job.
>>680263544
This one is pretty hot
She is kneeling on a pile of her own puke
and cant stop herself from throwing up more and more
she tought being a pornstar was rock bottom
but failed even at that
she is naked on the ground and vomiting some guys cum while being filmed
so completly exposed and humiliated.
hmmm
>>680261091
what the fuck....either you're a dumbass or we didn't read the same post
>>680264270
Shame we didn't know each other. You could be our lookout for security and get a free show out of it.
>>680264654
kek you coulda been sitting on a dock in the gay
>>680264156
Most of /b/ wouldn't consider this a problem
Lack of motivation in life
Crippling Depression
Lonely despite having people
Terrible in social situations that do not include alcohol
Terrible self-worth/esteem etc.
Unable to concentrate of anything
Cannot sleep unless my body forces me
Never do anything for myself, would rather help everyone else out and just fuck myself over
Desperate for some sort of emotional bond with someone
Desperate for a relationship with a girl i can tell everything and simply be myself, no bs
Haven't contacted my father since before Christmas for no reason
Probably some other shit but cant be bothered trying to think about it.
>>680256308
So, men?
>>680264836
>sitting on a cock in the bay
ftfy
>>680256050
That's addiction for you. The same goes for a lot of drugs. Keeps you awake because you haven't had your hit.
>>680251568
I tried to commit suicide when I was a child (under 10) by slitting my wrist, really depressed me when I didn't even break skin.
I'm a fucking weeb
>>680261091
God you're an idiot.
That was a response to somebody telling me that I sounded like I had never struggled once in my life.
My life has been full of struggles. Nowhere did I say I've struggled more than anybody else, just that I've struggled plenty.
But the fact what I said upset you so much makes it really seem like you're just one of those lazy fucks who expects shit to come to him without any effort. Why else would you get so pissed off at a guy who's just trying to point out that people who don't do shit don't deserve shit? Maybe it's because you yourself don't do shit and you're bitter that you don't have shit.
Sometimes the truth hurts, dude.
>>680251568
i'm an alcoholic.
it's not the greater of problems i have, but it's one i have right now. right now it helps me function. i have a job, a family, and friends.
if i stop drinking (i've tried numerous times, sometimes with help from medication) i suffer from general social anxiety that fucks me over. with alcohol, i can at least function to the point where i'm a productive human being.
the times i've quit, i've suffered from extreme anxiety that has ruined my social relationships. especially those with my kids and my wife. one time it got to the point where my wife (my biggest critic) told me that i need to keep drinking a small amount until i can find a way to function without it. my friends and family support my continued declination of drinking, but as long as it keeps me sane. sometimes i'll stop, and i'll get sick, irritable, and impossible to work with. then i'll end up with no choice but to "medicate."
i've dialed back to a six-pack a night. sometimes with shots on the weekend where i'm not the only one watching my kids. hopefully one day i can quit. I haven't had an "incident" of being an asshole in over 3 years. so i think i'm on the right path.
you faggots are fucking pathetic, I have a great life and i still want to kill myself because I know true happiness is unattainable to all mankind. the only real problem anybody should deal with is whether or not to kill themselves. all other problems are fucking easy to fix.
>>680263544
>Doesn't stop jerking till the second time she throws up
>>680265367
What's an example of an incident?
>>680264205
she's pregnant, newfag, its morning sickness
>>680264935
>relationship with a girl i can tell everything and simply be myself, no bs
you know nobody can get this right?
dont judge your worth based on bitches attention
>>680265080
try it again now that youre older abd are much stronger.
hey
guys
I've been so used to having whacky adventures that I don't know how to cope with being financially independent and watching all of my dreams become sucked away in the oblivion of the workforce.
I
>>680265367
Jesus. Sounds like me but I thankfully don't have the kids to deal with. I run a company so I set my own hours and get people to do the legwork but if I had to hold a regular 9-5 I'd be fucked.
I don't really have incidents except for embarrassing drunkenness that I had to recover from PR-wise but I definitely need to dial back.
I never bothered learning how to meet women and I kind of hate myself for it. I have no problem talking to dudes but those skills just don't carry over for women. I was in a relationship with one really good-looking girl for awhile but she was religious/crazy. Not that there was too much of a problem with that, but she really really fucked with my head.
I get stuck in a loop of having a chance and blowing it somehow and I get pissed at myself for it. I'm not bad-looking but fuck it's like I'm a sexual autist.
I don't know how to use my potential.
am
I have zero sex drive. I have no interest in sex at all. I can watch porn and not even hard anymore. I no longer date women because I know that sooner or later there will be sex. There is something really wrong with me.
shit
posting
because
this
thread
>>680265522
Your mom is easy to fix
is
>>680253497
1st yr med student reporting in. Ive already forgotten everything
>>680265771
You need a bro of a wingman / coach. If you're genuinely fine with guys get a good friend to help, give advice, and keep you in check.
filled
with
massive
>>680257672
Holy fuckin rekkt
>>680251568
I keep going to this site named 4chan. Namely, it's random board. It's gotten me in it's snare, since 2007. I tried to quit a few times, but I always find myself right back to it. Does any anon know of any sort of rehab group for this sort of thing?
fucking
faggots
>>680265773
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>>680265847
>>680265888
>>680265923
>>680265960
>>680265961
>>680266006
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>>680266079
You're an asshole.
But trips checked.
I'm a drug addict.
>>680265568
the worst incidents were in college before i met my wife and started a family. i never hurt anyone, but i would break a lot of stuff. throw a whiskey glass at a wall, kick a fucking bathroom stall in, get into stupid fights, etc.
after i started a wife, my stupid shit would consist of walking out of the house blacked out drunk (whenever i'd get upset and felt like doing something stupid) and then walk barefoot into the woods until a friend or family member would find me the next day. I have never hurt my kids or wife physically. i have a certain set of rules that even my drunk self follows.
one incident i thought was overplayed by my wife was when i woke up in the bathtub. it wasn't the worst thing that could have happened. it was benign. but it was one of the first times since we got together, and it really bothered her.
Eating disorder, specifically anorexia.
>>680265812
Use that to your advantage and become a better human being instead of dealing with gfs/dating
>>680266137
/mu/. A little time there and you will never want to come back to any 4chan board.
>>680266305
>>680265755
Ah if those are your incidents then nevermind saying I don't have any.
Sleeping with a secretary was probably near the top of that shitlist.
