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Fucking fags is this what you want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8G0zHMuwg
I return in triumph from being stranded on the side of the road
The risk I took was calculated.
>>680248393
But man, am I bad at math.
but man, bad at math, etc
I should rewatch Buried. You should too, if you haven't done so.
No spoilers.
>>680248703
it's just shock value, not much to it
How long does it go on for
>>680248861
SAW?
that movie fucking terrified me because I have intense claustrophobia
>>680248861
Works for me, It got me on edge all throughout despite the simplicity of the environment. Very well done.
you're it
>>680249071
It gave me a thought, like if I die, bury me with a cell phone and an air tube. Just in case I wake up.
>>680249066
the saw movies are good because of their complex and intricate plot and twists of course
>>680249089
i agree, i just wouldn't watch it a second time
>>680249252
more like if I die make sure the job is damn well finished, just in case I wake up
....
Oi, this seems like a nice thread to muck up.
>>680249367
Saw just felt like mindless edge after the second one. I do like John's character though, though I don't give a shit about what he says, he is a killer.
>>680249486
You could always get cremated.
>>680249790
good idea
>>680249709
>EU
No thanks
>>680249790
The moral questions don't make sense, and they only started to put effort in them in the sixth movie, so it was already too late. But the callbacks and retcons are still there through the whole saga (sans the last unwatcheable one) and are entertaining.
>>680250129
lame! The EU is where it's at!
>>680249791
>>680249709
>>680249662
not gonna lie dope ass pics tho
>>680249367
Any movies you can suggest with the same high-level story and blood/gore creativity?
>>680249790
Agreed, but there were some creative traps, and post-John's death, it was interesting to see how he manipulated events even beyond the grave. I would be interested to see how his survivors spread his "message," especially if all of them eventually became apprentices, as was alluded to in the last film.
>>680250129
To which movie are you referring?
>>680250204
Quality storytelling.
>>680247834
Lackadaisy is the best.
>>680250416
Could Hoffman have gotten out of the bathroom the same way Matthews did?
>>680250352
Getting fucked while in the cold like that seems like it'd be awful ; ;
>>680248060
I am doge
>>680250745
they do it every day IRL so who knows
>>680250605
Possibly, thought it is also plausible that Amanda or one of the other apprentices could have removed the lid of the toilet seat, assuming they saw that was a possible way to escape from their "inescapable room," as it was supposed to be.
Why is it that every time I achieve some sort of milestone it's tainted with a incident.
>>680250416
>Any movies you can suggest with the same high-level story and blood/gore creativity?
The writers went on to work in The Collector, the best slasher of all time, and 11.11.11, the worst thriller of all time. I don't know about unrelated recs, though. I guess Death Note offers the same cat-and-mouse deal, but it's not a movie.
>I would be interested to see how his survivors spread his "message"
An eight Saw movie is in the works.
>To which movie are you referring?
Where? When I mention they started putting effort in the moral questions I'm talking about the health insurance-related themes in Saw VI; the unwatcheable one is Saw VII.
>>680251102
Who is they?
>>680251293
Them
>>680251118
I would agree but I haven't seen those in forever.
>>680251293
Jews.
>>680250352
I try
>>680250426
Oh yeah, definitely.
>>680250745
Would definitely be cold on the butt, might feel good~
>>680251625
oh man
>>680251588
Don't give me any ideas.
>>680251588
Nobody wants I.C. Wiener.
>>680251178
bad luck? Best answer i can come up with easily..
>>680251772
Fucking Tintin being a kickass criminal busting reporter and shit.
>>680251907
Alcohol will do things to people.
>>680251933
Or my dumb ass not paying attention to the orientation of 2 chips and placing them in backwards, thus destroying a custom IC that isn't available over the counter.
>>680251772
That picture is fucking awesome.
>>680252136
Yeah, pretty gross.
>>680252154
accidents happen man, especially when you're tired.
Still sucks balls though...damn.
>>680252156
yes it is
>>680252312
i feel like thats probably a long exposure to get all the colors,,,
this isn't the place is it?
>>680252136
Alcohol is horrible for you. You should never drink.
>>680252492
all that trouble for a stoplight? Nah dude, its just borked.
>>680252400
Oh, uhh... yeaah right.
>>680251724
>>680251876
I live in the North so i might give it a try. If i could find someone to cooperate :3
>>680252583
I try.
>>680252440
I wasn't really tired. Just exited to be able to finally work on my top loading NES.
Lucky the chips are mostly interchangeable
>>680252592
people take crazy shots for the stars, it would only be like a 1 minute exposure, not really much work
>>680252643
Good.
>>680252594
Gays are renown date rapists.
>>680251227
>eighth SAW movie
Rumored, not 100% confirmed. Supposed to be produced this year, but you'd think there would be more of an announcement if it was being made. And yes, I meant the unwatchable one. Why do you think so?
And I do agree- The moral questions in VI were much stronger than in the others.
>>680252641
I'd try it, just cause I have a major exhibitionism fetish.
I live no where close to you though. Southern fag here.
>>680252662
ah, well that's good you can fix it. it could've been much worse i suppose?
>>680252751
It just seems like wasted effort on a stoplight again. but maybe you're right
>>680252953
Around gays, never let go of your children. they'll snatch up your boys and molest them to death!
>>680253187
I already put in a new chip but now the numbers are miss matched and I fucking hate that.
>>680253410
That's how they make new gays.
>>680253547
That's rape.
>>680253309
>Baggy clothes like that
>Not chubby
I refuse to believe it.
>>680253432
Hmm, but not much you can do about that right?
>>680253799
No, this is how all gay sex goes.
>>680253823
Habeeb it
>>680253764
truly insidious
>>680253799
NAaaah, its just uncontested friend sex!
>>680253823
Apart from just pulling 2 chips from the same NES or trying to find the exact one, not really.
I might just sell this one and get another and not make that same mistake
>>680254054
That is absolutely untrue.
>>680254063
No.
>>680252992
Well i appreciate the offer :3.There's no one compatible around me for days, it sucks. Wish i was closer to the southern U.S, everyone in these threads seems to be from down there, which is strange.
>>680254063
Its to make up for not being able to impregnate other men.
>>680252973
Why wouldn't I think so? The game in the prologue makes no sense in terms of proving a social point or being a personal revenge for John. We never get explanations on who set it up or in which time of the timeline it happened. It was literally a scene made so the trailers would look good (Wow! A game out in the public!). it's another game in which at least one person must die, which always diminish John's credibility, and the resolution with the two dudes killing the whore was incredibly adolescent.
Being marketed as the first slasher in 3D, the film is full of popcorn flashy moments who are way too wacky for the overall tone of the Saw saga, like the stupid dream sequence or Linking Park being stars. Showing John with a gangster hat just completes my belief that the film must be some kind of joke or satire against all the previous Saw movies.
The writing is also a mess - The long awaited return of Dr. Gordon is unexplained (how was he convinced to help Jigsaw? No time for explanations, it must be the final twist!) and his character doesn't even keep his old personality, with the actor showing a new accent. Also, the ending shows two hooded helpers and we never learn who they are, unless you go to interviews and realize they are the two kids from the start. What sense does that make? Don't ask me. The whole movie is ridiculous, and you can't even blame it on the franchise being tired, because the previous one had been one of the best ones.
My balls are sweaty. The world should know.
>>680253764
Rainbow ear piercings.
First time.
Who you tryin'a fool here?
>>680254435
Dry them off. Wash them.
>>680254180
Heh, That much for a pet peeve? Well it is yours, so do what you want!
>>680254255
sure
>>680254285
like zombies?
>>680254255
No, its 100% true. Gay sex is vile.
>>680254435
That's what they're designed for.
>>680254577
You are a vile person. I hope you know that. I'm going to call you Vile Nibi from now on.
>>680254511
Well, to be fair ive never going to have gay sex.
Or sex at all for that matter.
>>680254782
It is a simple truth that alcohol is a poison.
>>680254523
They have to go into hunnibuns' face, first.
>>680254727
Psh, dont care.
I don't think a guy with pink fur would be straight for too long in a furfag alternate reality.
>>680254556
I don't know
I was planning on doing the AV mod to it and might have ruined the chip that way.
>>680254862
I feel less lonely. What's wrong with you?
>>680254952
Oh, have him lick them clean.
>>680254975
Whatever you say, Vile Nibi
>>680254952
lewd
>>680255066
lewder
>>680255031
Vile Nibi is obviously a vile edgelord
RACCOON I LUV YOU
>>680255066
More knotting or preknotting plz.
>>680255031
People dont like me in an intimate way.
>>680254782
homo
katia I love hating you
>>680255000
Now you're just being negative, you'd do a great job on it. One slip up doesnt make you terrible.
>>680255257
Christ, what a faggot you are.
>>680255249
YOU TOO
>>680255355
>>680255355
>>680255355
>>680255355
I hate loving you.
>>680255307
That sounds familiar.
>>680255415
I know... sigh.
>>680255373
I need to touch up a few things on it but it came out okay. I need to order a few parts for it.
>>680255534
k
If Kik neither works on my phone nor my tablet, then should I not even care about it?
>>680255823
Kiks pretty good if you wanna chat anonymously, i dunno, try reinstalling it? What isn't working about it?
>>680255652
Such as most assembly jobs, unless you have a whole shop on hand. Good work! i wish i could buy from you, but shipping would be a pain and i'd have nowhere to put it.
>>680252497
That fucker scared the crap out of me as a kid
>>680254287
I see. Well, I think that yeah, you're mostly right, but at the same time there are a few explanations. I was unaware that they were the two kids, and yeah, it doesn't make much sense, but can be changed in VIII(If it gets made) fairly easily. WIth Gordon, yeah, the accent was an acting thing that CLEARLY got too overlooked, but Gordon's allegiance to Jigsaw is fairly easily explainable- Stockholm Syndrome combined with "seeing the light" in the same manner of Amanda(There is a sequence with John picking him up and carrying him, helping him recover, fitting him with a prosthetic limb, etc.). Though I will admit, as interesting as the opening trap was(yes, it was flashy bullshit that did absolutely nothing for no reason, but it was interesting flashy bullshit), it can, again, be explained through a possible theory of the SAW universe- Each time Jigsaw created a "survivor," they became indoctrinated into his ideology. That particular trap had no meaning for John, as it wasn't planned or created by him, but rather, a disciple who took issue with the three's actions. Discredits John's original ideology, fuck yeah, but this isn't John we are dealing with in this case, just a follower who may be misinterpreting the original ideals. With Linkin Park, yeah, that was some bullshit. 3D wacky moments? More bullshit. Overall? Yeah, worst of the series, most def.
Oh, and the gangster hat. That was, I think, meant to be a disguise, just in case.
>>680255311
bite me
>>680254935
Well that's not going to stop me.
>>680256136
based Rag Morales
>>680255534
>>680256113
Shipping isn't a pain. Flat rate boxes make it easy.
>>680256113
aces sux
>>680256086
Also good for phone to phone chat if you dont want to give out your number.
>>680256136
Clayface is awesome. But i will admit some of his scenes freaked me out.
>>680256357
...you're lame Luc. Lame.
But i suppose.
>>680256571
And the guy that was suppose to buy a NES from me blew me off so there's also that.
>>680256086
It doesn't work on my type of smartphone for some reason. It won't even install. It just says that this phone is not compatible with the program.
>>680256668
Ah, fuck that guy. I had a feeling. Damn, it always is aggravating to lose a sale like that.
>>680256996
I sure could have used the $170
>>680257009
>heart shaped butts
Hunf.
>>680256250
Glad to find another fan of those guilty pleasures. I love watching silly films like that.
>>680257221
>Anything subby
Double hunf.
>>680256719
Is is a 'feature' that newer smartphones have to suck ass?
I cant take calls and do anything else on mine. It totally cuts off the wifi and network whenever i'm on a call. It sucks..
>>680257155
fuck...I'm sorry dude. I'd be pissed too.
>>680257628
What ever. I can put it up on Craglist and it will be gone in a day.
>>680257592
>subs
I like you.
>>680257758
Ew. Well, you gotta do what you can to make a living, i know.
>>680257924
Why eww?
>>680257814
And/or slaves :)
Nah slavery little too extreme for me.
>>680258066
I'd fancy one, but yeah, that's another level.
>>680258056
craigslist just seems seedy to me. i've never heard of good things coming from it.
but thats just me.
>>680258351
Most people are questionable from there but okay so long as you meet in public.
>>680258473
well, of course. Better than selling through a dealer or somebody who'd want a cut i'd think.
>>680258241
I'd like to be a dedicated sub bottom for a big dude. Would love a Dom into forced femme, but my build is a little too thick to be super femme.
>>680258695
Like Ebay. They take like 20%
>>680256272
I'm going to call you Drunkard Devnull, then.
>>680259122
Ebay is generally shit.
>>680251625
source?
>>680252751
Are you retarded?
He would need everything other than the traffic light to stand perfectly still and be unchanging for a solid minute, otherwise there would be streaks and blurs where any change was...
>>680258893
Wow it's a gay nigger
>>680259284
Not a hentai if thats what you're thinking
>>680257581
You have no idea. Love the twists and turns that SAW takes, tbh. Friends are kinda pissed that I like it so much, mainly concentrate on the blood/gore aspect of it, but after watching the first, they saw why I liked it.
>>680259439
From outer space?
>>680259593
It's like a TV show- the same big story divided in chapters, and you only get it by watching them all, preferably binging it. The Resident Evil movies are like that too.
>>680259926
Heard they weren't that great, though. Video game movies tend to be that way, from what I can tell... How would you rate the RE movies?
>>680260522
Well, this kind of movies can't be rated as serious films. I think they are just as good as the Saw movies, though. Most scenes are just excuses for gore, while you have the underlying thriller-y plot that gets more complex in each movie. Each movie starts the second the last one left off, being a single narrative, like Saw. I think they are good entertainment. If you played the games you get some fan service like sequences being frame by frame choreographed after the game cut-scenes, too.
>>680260971
Nice. I would say that while SAW isn't a 100% serious film, it could be considered a semi-serious one, but if you were to rate RE on a scale of 1-10, with regard to the actual plotline, what would you say?
>>680261724
It's an 8, same as Saw. 7 would be an average good movie, and 9 would be an exceptionally good one, but neither SAW or RE manage that because their last films are lackluster.
>>680262202
I see. Well, I'll have to give it a look-see. Any other movies you'd recommend, my good anon?
>>680262405
Well, anybody could spout classics like Blader Runner or 2001. If we're talking about things in the vein of Saw, I like The Collector; Vacancy and Baghead, most of all, for a deconstruction on slashers.
>>680248060
yes
>>680263126
Nice. Personally, I don't watch a lot of slashers or horror movies, SAW was my first experience. Might give those a shot... Thoughts on Tusk?
>>680264074
I like it, Kevin Smith is a solid director with abhorrent opinions- so his movies are better enjoyed without reading up on him. Chasing Amy is his best film, if you enjoyed Tusk.
>>680264755
Haven't seen it, sadly, but I have thought about giving it a try. Haven't really gone with body horror, but always been fascinated with it.
>>680265357
If you go down the path of gooey monsters, watch Slither. James Gunn, like Kevin Smith, is a comic book director who makes good movies.
>>680265763
Hmm... Will have to give some of these a watch, especially RE. Thank you, anon, for opening my eyes. You like comedies?
>>680266541
Yeah, but I haven't seen many good comedies in movie form. I prefer shows. Like Portlandia, Peep Show, Spaced.
>>680267102
Ahh. To be honest, the only good "comedy" that has come out recently is Deadpool, in my opinion, and that's a stretch. Though I would recommend some older ones, like The Big Lebowski.
>>680267414
Yeah, Deadpool was not good. I'll make sure to watch that.
