So you've been shot.
You've called an ambulance. You've called you're loved ones. Now you're just sitting there in a growing pool of your own blood. Finally you reach for your phone.
What's the last song you play for yourself as you bleed out /b/?
Dust by M.O.O.N https://youtu.be/DpRUKLKCY-w
I play this as I think of the person who shot me and how I will exact my revenge as I attempt to will myself to survive long enough to make it to the ER
>you've called an ambulance
>you've called you're loved ones
>Finally you reach for your phone
What? You mean you just screamed out for an ambulance and your loved ones without actually calling them on the phone?
I guess I call them instead of screaming like an idiot.
They'll view my dead body on the ground,
they'll listen to what I heard.
They'll tell legends about a single man,
who died a shitposter.
i used to fuck an ambulance
she'd come over sometimes while her paramedic was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
I WAS BROWSING THE INTERNET AFTER RAIDING YOUR MOTHERS CUNT WITH MY TREMENDOUS TWAT TUNNELER, WHEN I SAW 4CHAN FOR THE FIRST TIME. UPON ENTERING /B/, MY MASSIVE MANSNAKE TORE MY IMMACULATELY TAILORED TROUSERS, SMASHED MY COMPUTER MONITOR, AND BATHED THE REMAINS IN A STICKY SEA OF PLEASURE PETROL. INFURIATED, I USED MY TITANIC TICKLEROD TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR AND HUNTED DOWN YOUR LEADER, MOOT. I FOUND HIM DIVING WITH HIS FRIENDS, AND PLUNGED MY ASS-SEEKING MEATMISSLE INTO HIS UNSUSPECTING PROSTATE. HE THRASHED IN AGONY, THEN IN ECSTASY AS MY POWERFUL PYLON TORE HIS MORTAL BEING IN TWAIN, THEN HE DROWNED IN AN OCEAN OF SEMEN MIXED WITH HIS OWN BLOOD. OBVIOUSLY MISTAKING MY COLLOSAL CUM COLLUMN FOR A SEA ANIMAL, HIS 4CHAN BUDDIES WERE SO CONFUSED THAT THEY CAME BACK AND TOLD YOU RETARDS THAT MOOT WAS EATEN BY A SHARK.
All you kids and your gay ass music.
I'd play Bring It On Home by Led Zeppelin
Only actual song you should listen to
James Blake - Retrograde
I always listen to music like my life is a movie, and I think this is a bomb-ass track for bleeding on the sidewalk and making everyone around me as anxious as I probably feel.
iron maiden - the trooper
because of what just happend
Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart
because of what will happen soon
How about some melancholic rap with really nice lyrics. Would be a pretty chill way to go i think.
>as you bleed out
What kind of pussy do you think I am
dog pleasure night
This, pretty much
>either stop being a bitch or roll over and die, Anon.
> Almost Human
Agnostic Satanist, cross my fingers for a reincarnation or prepare to wait in torment till enough souls clog Hell so I can storm heaven with the rest of the damned... while laughing at the kill spree I left in the walk?
I would play our song
Metallica - Fade to Black
Simple shit faggots, always be prepared
> have trauma kit
> rip out cellox gauze or applicator
> stuff wound with gauze or applicator
> apply direct pressure with bandage
> first responders arrive on average 5 min congrats faggot I just saved your life by slowing the bleeding you beta ass fag
dont be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet
>Beelzebub has a devil put away for me
Live version so I go out to thunderous applause and Mercury's God tier voice.
>Because you'll get no sympathy from me
Nocturnal - The Black Dahlia Murder
unholy night's arms welcome me.
I though of using dead that or the light behind your eyes but the black parade is the first song i ever heard by them and it also seemed fitting . Could of used famous last words too but yeah