Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
>i need a doctor
>>680235815
Rumia claimed
We miss you, Homuhomu
>>680235121
Hard to decide, 10-12th were all amazing points of my life, took a multimedia professional course and it was great, 9th was also cool and the last I had in regular education.
I will go with 12th because I actually had interesting projects and success in them.
>>680235298
Where does it come from?
Obligatory claim.
>>680235984
>CPR hands
>>680235121
Our High School is a 3-grades High school and 8-grades Elementary School
I would say the last one maybe.
1grads 2grade 3grade 4grade 5grade 6grade 7grade 8grade 9grade.
Then 1grade of H.S. 2grade of H.S 3grade of H.S
usual claim
Akiko <3
Claiming my glitchy waifu
Kimiko ^^
>>680235900
Hopefully the near future...
The VERY near future...
>>680234357
>>680235435
D'aww, life got you down? Just think of it like this my friend. Nothing anyone has ever done matters long-term. Even the greatest among the greatest whom have changed the world will be forgotten and their actions will not have impacted the greater whole. The earth will keep spinning for a while, then the sun consumes it and dies out. Then in time, the universe will either implode in on itself or homogenize into a cold, ever-expanding void, and nothing anyone has ever done will have impacted that. It's pointless to think like that my friend. Better to just enjoy the time we have right now, for it's the only time we have. Thinking about your loved ones and trying to make a change for them is all the change in the world you need. What you have today might not be here tomorrow, so just enjoy what you have right now, and try not to fuck it up eh?
With love, Akiko
>>680235984
>>680236048
>>680236063
>>680236104
>>680236126
>>680236174
>>680236197
Welcome back!
Uh, I just passed out for a moment, busy day.
>Sorry
>Tsuzu
I've been alright, just tired from all that paperwork.
Oh, and I apologize if you were restless during your day, Tsuzu. That would be partially my fault.
>Homura anon
Hey there! glad to see you around as well.
>Ananas was in here? I thought he ran out of data plan...
>And why would he suspect such a thing?
>>680235815
Hey Homura
>>680235473
That wasn't lewd
>this is
>claim
>>680236388
did someone say lewd?
>From the ashes of communist Russia the perfect slav rises..
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
>Hamakaze claimed
Poor Jun'you got hurt again...
>>680236241
We'll worry about that when we're done docking..
<3
>>680236388
Are we posting almost lewds now? I approve
>>680236388
Oh? They're still all mostly clothed..
>>680236363
I don't know either, I just started talking with him and he instantly called me a lesbian devil.
10/10 pic tho.
>>680236388
Kurumi... thats lewd.
>>680236511
Whelp.
>>680236941
You again? Just letting you know, I'm wearing nothing you would want to steal
>>680236278
Guess it makes sense. But been just outside the change log of the universe bothers me. Like.....I'm seeming people suffering such changes in such short time and when I look to myself it appears to be that I'm stuck in an era a long ago forgot
>>680236538
Everyday we drift further from God's light.
I don't want my nail cut out
>
>>680237283
Kill me
>>680237176
>>680235878
;;
>>680236174
What's up?
>>680236058
Either Galky, holstaur, or atago..
>>680237119
Just a little improvement would be enough to make the docking at lot easier...
not like I'm complaining. A challenge is a good thing.
>>680235305
>You like when I pull your face?
Physically yes, but not on a metaphorical level. Although I understand it can't be helped.
>mfw my Dark souls 3 Paladin has no weapon buff miracles
>>680237409
I can't, you're too perfect.
That's an oddly shaped food item you have there
>>680237060
Is this some kind of bluff? You know im not afraid to confirm it.
>>680237389
You talking about this?
>
>>680237581
Read the rules.
>>680237176
Meh, the world does not care for us individually
and the universe doesn't even care for us as a whole.
The only ones who care are those close to us. We all have a sphere of influence, but it's not big and we just have to accept that. Making a difference isn't hard if you get your standards right. Did I cheer you up? There we go, changed your day didn't I?
>>680237879
Oh god that pic
>>680237819
Don't touch my stuff, Kagami still has enough
>Yuu knows that Mai a shit
Excellent. Yukko forgets some details.
>Hand holder in-training
>>680236363
It took me a bit, but that's pretty cute. Thanks.
>>680237736
It's my favorite ~
>>680237708
Are those tears of joy?
>>680237721
>mfw I have no fucking clue what build im going for
>>680237991
Well. Kinda. Anyways...11:00 PM HERE. One more hour and it will be my birthday
>>680238112
I need to add some variety to my collection.
>>680238127
>Yuu knows that Mai a shit
>Excellent
I've lurked a long time, remember?
>>680237879
I believe so
I'm fucked ;(
>>680238279
Oh sweet, heres my birthday present, its already 3 am here so you can open if you want.
>>680237721
>>680238260
My first attempt was a mess. I put a bunch of points into Vitality because I liked tanking in DS2 - I didn't know how messed up the armor system had become.
Fashion Souls are nice but I think they took it too far.
Anyways, now I have decently balanced build with high Luck for Anri's sword
>>680238279
Oh shit, now you're an oldfag
It's 4 am here so I'm gonna punch out for today, But I'll be back tomorrow to haunt your ass
Happy birthday in advance
>>680238179
That rape face pierces my soul.
I like it
>>680238187
Yep. Successful docking is success.
>this some Soyuz tier shit
>>680238279
Happy birthday in advance
>>680238303
Whatever, I'm gonna turn in for the night
bah bye babe
>>680238260
>>680238560
I have a decent balance but need a lot of faith
>Knight is the master race
>>680238540
Oh..thanks....but I think that gifts aren't necessary, just your presence is enough
>>680238570
Thanks...I guess.....
>>680238749
Thanks. :3
Im going to hit the sack too, see you tomorrow.
>>680238926
Sleep tight.
>>680238279
Since I won't be here in time, happy birthday!
>>680238519
Looks a bit like pic related.
Compared to other hits on Google images I'd say it's not too bad.
Still, you should see a doctor.
Going to sleep now guys, It's been fun today
Have a good one Karen
>>680237932
When and how did all of this starated? And Where's kagami? Haven't seen him claim yet.
You kagami, you lurking?
>>680239320
Night akiko
>shinoa bro
>>680238940
I only have enough faith to use a healing chime and cast cleansing tears.
Use in combat? Not a chance - I'm still traumatized from the many craters my DS1 pyro left while chanting in combat.
>>680238926
Good grief you better watch out when she's afte you.
Get some heavy padlocks for your drawers.
Good night.. peaches.
>>680239335
Kagami had a busy day and was here for 1 hour or something.
>>680238499
>remember?
Of course.You always make sure to remind us.
But some of us seem to have forgotten the why of things.
Would you mind answering a question for me, Yuu?
>>680239320
Goodnight Akiko!
>I just remembered how awesome her last name is
>>680238668
Now you can inspect anything you want~
As long as it doesn't hurt me <3
>>680239595
Sure. Shoot, Cowboy.
does your waifu even operate?
>>680239754
Thank you. I find myself curious, for some reason.
Were you there to catch when and why "Light" became Sanya's title?
>>680240012
Some waifus here are fucking battleships bro. Dafuk are ya talking about ?
>>680239754
You don't have to ask me to not hurt you... at least I very much hope so.
Damage control is almost as important to me as it is to you. <3
I'll also try to not rush things.. especially something as important as an inspection.
>>680239546
Poor guy
>>680239606
Wew
>>680240169
I remember her calling herself "The White Lily of Stalingrad".
Unfortunately, I do not recall that event.
I must have been away at the time.
Sorry to disappoint.
>>680240204
niceu
>>680240329
like i told you before battleships aren't relevant in modern war.
>>680240368
Do you have a list of things we need to inspect?
>>680238616
That won't be the only thing I'll be piercing~
Claimed
>>680240688
Maybe she made a "Light Willy" typo.
>>680240809
Ahnnn.....yes they are. For example Russia is bombarding Syria with battleships
>>680240881
Better not be a sex organ.
Or the cute little Yuu-boot.
Hiya again guys
>Froggy waifu4laifu
>>680241289
Hi Froggo <3
>>680241259
>Hamakaze~
>>680240869
We should definitely investigate whether progress has been made with the modernization, and at that point we might as well proceed with our schedule...
A fully body sight check wouldn't hurt either; even if that means doing some diving.
I kinda feel like diving today.
>>680240688
>Sorry to disappoint
Ah. No worries.
I would have been surprised if you were able to recall it.
>>680240984
No.
>>680241289
Froggy a cute
>>680241162
>Russia is bombarding Syria with battleships
Lies.
Not one single Battleship is in active service anywhere in the world.
>>680241608
Touch the Yuu-boot and die
>>680242022
I hope it was a worthy attempt at least.
I certainly wouldn't know. I don't really know anything.
>>680242038
Caspian Sea
I might have to go early...
My toe has been bleeding for the past 2 hours, and while it has slowed down, it's freaking the shit out of me.
>>680241941
>I kinda feel like diving today
You can hold my hand if you're scared...
>>680242022
I'm not an all-seeing magical force like you, but I try.
>>680241162
>Syria
>a war
>Russia
>a modern military
Haaha
>>680242038
Is that a threat or a promise?
>>680236941
>called me a lesbian devil.
Rude.
>10/10 pic tho.
Thank you!
>>680238127
I'm always really slow replying, my apologies.
Heh, you're more than welcome.
By the way, I'm sorry to hear that your back pains would need surgery, sounds pretty severe, Mikan.
>>680241941
>Just in case
>>680236363
>>680242284
2 Gepard-class frigates, Tatarstan, Dagestan
Dagestan
Corvettes
3 Buyan-class corvettes, Astrakhan, Volgodonsk, Mahachkala
Astrahan
3 Buyan M-class corvettes, Grad Sviyazhsk, Uglich, Veliky Ustyug
Grad Sviyazhsk
1 Tarantul-class corvette MAK-160
MRK 700
Missile / Patrol boats
3 Matka-class missile boats
MRK 702
Artillery boat
4 Gunboats Project 1204 Shmel Ak-209, Ak-223, Ak-201, Ak-248
Minesweepers
3 Sonya-class minesweepers and other classes
564
Landing ship
1 Dyugon-class landing craft and 1 Akula-class landing craft
6 Serna-class landing boats
No Battleships
>>680242792
Well...
If the Yuu-boot doesn't mind your sexual advances, go ahead.
Watch out for Hatsuzuki though
>>680242472
>but I try
If you don't mind me asking... why?
You were so here much longer than I was,
and from talking to others it seems like most start to post within a few weeks of lurking.
>I try really hard not to say newfags
A-and I would love to do that. This certainly isn't something I'm ordinarily inclined to do.
>guess this is kinda lewd.. much soz
>>680243311
I'll take them both on and then you afterwards~
>>680243023
I'm 99% sure the only battle Ships that still exist anwhere are museum pieces
Missiles and aircraft carriers made true battleships obsolete.
>>680242362
You can't bleed enough from your toe to kill you. You need to put real pressure on it so it will clot
>>680243502
I guess I'm just the most unsocial of us all.
>even more of a pussy than Atago
I didn't post and eventually the thread just became what I spent my time learning from.
Learning how to properly communicate with other human beings and shit like that.
>>680242998
Yeah, I actually stumbled on it only a few minutes ago.
No harm done either way.
>>680244171
It's not like I'm forgetful or anything.
Comfortably slow thread.
>>680244171
I'm sure they'd both be happy to play with your chest.
>>680244271
>I'm 99% sure the only battle Ships that still exist anwhere are museum pieces
USS Iowa, yes.
>Missiles and aircraft carriers made true battleships obsolete
This.
Don't worry, the age of the Dreadnought will come again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jnNqBHqnA
>>680244679
is that really it?
huh...
didn't know i could stop it THAT easy
Blood stuff doesn't usually freak me out this much but I'm just really paranoid right now because it's never been this bad
>Mugi saving limit
>>680244849
Hey hey, it's all in good fun. Jokes can be passed around without offending, but if its too much I'll stop.
>>680244788
I didn't really think my question through, so I'm sorry if I made it difficult for you.
It certainly is kinda unexpected. Not something anybody would assume, I think.
Miho claimed
>>680244849
>>680245315
>It's not like I'm forgetful or anything.
I'm willing to forgive Hamakaze.
>>680245646
No worries.
>>680245215
I can't wait to see armed spaceships it's gonna be so cool
>>680245304
Just get a clean rag or papertowels or cottenballs or something and hold the wound closed and apply pressure untill the bleeding stops. If it's bad enough you need stitches you will know because. It won't stay together. When it stops bleeding just tape a clean bandage in place and try not to fuck it up again
>>680246209
I... do that, too. But it's not something I want to be reminded of or deal with a second time.
>>680245315
I think that's the best way of putting it.
QOTT: whats a fun word to say? Sternocliedomastoid
>>680246725
>I... do that, too
Do what?
Forgive, or be unsocial?
>>680246193
Sup miho
>>680247098
Hello hows your night?
>>680246967
卐 Happy birthday, mein Führer 卐
(It's 12:00 4/20/2016 here)
>>680246985
I forgive her.
That, or both.
>>680247262
Slow but studious. I like it. Anyone interesting during the uber?
>>680247330
Gonna blaze it?
>>680247330
Oh....
I'll have to take care of something..
>>680247906
>Gonna blaze it?
DER JUDEN? JA!
>>680247976
Eie Endlösung?
卐 HEIL 卐
>>680247330
卐卐卐HAIL卐卐卐
>>680247330
>(It's 12:00 4/20/2016 here)
I did not know we shared timezones.
sora
I'm going to reflect on my life a little, see you all later. Maybe.
>>680245304
>>680246700
just make sure you keep it clean. infection is the real issue you could face. if it started to get red or gross you need to go to the doctor. how deep is the cut? what happened? did you clean it out? show me a picture.
also just FYI nothing i say is offical medical advice i'm just some random guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96HtY9XJSMA
>>680247330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8zUcg_Lks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtZXtzXnFUU
First of, as the ranking German I accept your birthday greetings in the Name of Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler. Much obliged.
>>680248267
I'm not TenTen, but I still have to pray and blaze it.
>at the same time
>>680248458
Isn't it something we can work out together?
>>680248412
nice autismo
>>680248412
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>>680247330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
>>680247330
卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐
>>680248775
卐 SIEG HEIL 卐
>>680248817
卐 Tenten der Führer 卐
>is that correct grammar?
>>680249345
卐卐卐
>>680249477
>卐卐卐
KanColle just became a lot more funny.
>whelp
>>680249477
Basically, yeah. TenTen the leader.
The Nazi term of Führer wasn't really used in that way, though, since it's a term of office, basically.
It's correct grammar, though.
>>680249477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
>>680249771
卐 Ich liebe die Swastika 卐
>>680249447
卐 This is the windmill of friendship 卐 Repost if you also love your friends 卐
>>680247906
No didnt got out today was looking for car parts.
>>680250069
You know better German than me in this case.
I wasn't sure on the gender of Swastika.
You are correct.
Will this be a suitable reward?
>>680249827
卐 I'm trying to put my German with Tenten™ classes to good use 卐
>>680250110
>>680249447
>windmill
卐 You mean Moulin Rouge? 卐
>>680242998
I don't mind if it takes a while. Or even if it doesn't arrive; I'm honored that you decide to bother.
Anyways, It'll be kept on the list of nicknames.
>>680246967
Paralysis.
>>680250444
>got
Fuck im tired
>>680250500
>I wasn't sure on the gender of Swastika
Swastikas have genders?
Did Merkel the SJW cuck you guys THAT hard?
Also why would you do that for me, but not for U-511?
I am hallow
> claimed
>>680246985
Did you suddenly dive again?
Next time I put you on a leash...
>or tow cable
>>680250500
...
No such "openness" to me?
>claimed
