Waifu claiming thread.
>Party in Kagami's house Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>eat all the food
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>be as messy as you can
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Slowly, I'm working on.. uuuh 3 or 4 drawings reight now, basically.. and I don't really get around to it every day for reasons.
Can't you just clone me or something?
but you're already here homu....
Sorry hand-kun, thought you were afk for some reason.
C L A I M E D
What are the terms of your contract?
Seems kinda shaky to me...
>and I think it's time Homura gets punished
New Tomoko anon taking over
Dum dum dumdum
Ugh... you remind me so much of me. Starts a project completely hyped about it and when its halfway done suddenly lose motivation and start a new one.
You could make a clone so the admiral doesn't lose a ship, but the real one would have to come to me.
Does that mean you don't need anyone else to have a party? <3
RIP Neet Tomo
banned for 30 days
He loves you all and is growing stronger every day
of course!!! also, hunting does sound fun!! but...what are we hunting??
There is nothing fishy here
>i got your back, i promose.....
Loopholes in her contract with Syndra, probably.
I'm calling my lawyer right now.
Rip in peace
>and I think it's time Homura gets punished.
If you think I deserve it.
Oh, heya Stocking! Been a while!
It's going just knife.
Day was okay, Evening made it better. Killed something big in dark souls.
>Old spice body spray
its just not the same im sorry ;-;
in the arrrrrmmmms of an angel
Hello there spooky mizuki
shitposting gone wrong
said he was underage
Look at all these shit tier waifus that aren't living himouto the himouto life
Thanks for contacting me btw. Made my day.
He made the horrible mistake, to tell everyone he was 17.
His carelessness cost him 1 month of precious waifu thread.
Wasting my life, as always.
Same, been busy for a while.
Hey guys, I'm back from the D&D
Weird fucking game
Ask me anything
Hey there crazyknifelady! Long time no see.
RIP in pussy.
I don't know either but im sure we will find something edible. Have you ever watched Bear Grylls?
Rest in spaghetti
A legend never dies :^)
mmm, maybe there's a better way though!!! something that involves.....other things
Gimme the thing
GIMME THE THING
How ya doing knife?
Staby staby or slice slice?
Glad to hear it, buddy. Beautiful as always.
What did ya kill?
Dead pussy, hmm irony.
Ran over a cat a few days ago
i don't like where this going....please don't make me eat bugs!!!!
Did you die?
>how was it, did you enjoy?
Don't mention it friendo
How are you and your buddy feeling?
8 ain't no deal breaker
hello lewd legs
Extrajudical punishment? I don't think vigilante justice is a solution..
I'm pretty sure you already deserve it for mistreating poor Kagami..
I hope it wasn't a typo. That would be epic fail.
>Wasting my life
Hehe, Not much different from me I guess. I'll try to make it better. I'm motivate- er.. I meant determined!
Good to know that you're still alive. How was your day?
Yup, been a while. What was happening while I was absent?
A mix between both. Stab it and then slice!
Some giant skeleton. Wolnir or something like that. I can't believe I died the first time... it took literally only 12 hits with my Great Sword...
Or Vigil... wait, who're you now? Heya, nice to meet you anyway.
We're both feeling fine! Me at least better than yesterday and today's his birthday.
>Holy shit, so many people caring about me... it feels nice
no,no the OTHER way....if you get what i mean....
What thing? I don't see any Tsuzu here. But I will give you a teaser.
Did he die?
>sorry thread is fast and my brain is in shitpost mode
But... bugs are the future of nutrition. You can't say you don't like it until you try it.
I didn't die yet
It was fun, but I was severly dissapointed when I tried to bite someone's neck, rolled a straight 18 and somehow only did 1 damage
Fucker hit me from 16 to 8 hp right after that
>took more mental damage than that
How's your back feeling, man?
>Thought just struck me
Damn, that's crazy. Heard those games have neat monster designs. Glad you could kill it and do your motherland proud.
Black lives don't matter.
sure they do, just not as much.
Give this shy Tomoko some (you)s
uhhhgg, fine!!! you know i only do this for you....what kind are edible???
I couldn't imagine his frustration
Don't worry about me, a wasted life is a life well lived, as long as I get to love Dio
I... K-Kagami, I am not sure what you mean to say.
True someone needs to flip burgers.
I already compensated Kagami through my own means.
I will only accept punishment if its given directly by you.
Drama, memes and lewds. Did you miss us?
A godtier waifu... What is your favourite album from them?
That sounds hot and like a good first experience.
Objectively it's better to stab the fucker or blow him up or whatever.
>unless you have a good bite attack or natural weapons
I hope you didn't roll up a Kobold or something.
Fine, be like that
Im going to sleep.
Cya scrubs in 5h
This one is mine. Stay away filthy kikes.
Wolnir was just scripted... I only chipped away at his health, but when you attack something in particular... it explodes and costs him a third of his health...
>Why am I so popular? I like it!
Agreed, Dio is love. Dio is life.
There you go
Kind of. I was completely down mentally so I didn't want to go in here and just sink the thread with my depressiontalk. Seems like it worked hehe
So nothing out of the usual...
Holy shit I'm popular
Sounds like it was a pretty fun session, how many players did you have in your group?
A battle needs to be tought to be fun!
Im also curious on what character did you make.
i think you do~ but ill give you a hint, it involves ropes of some kinds....
It hasn't been great, but manageable. I haven't experienced the same levels of pain like on that one job I mentioned a little while back.
It's kind of you to remember. Yours has been giving you some trouble, yes?
Dont worry, same.
Yeah, I think the little guy was hit once before. Didnt try to run
Not too shabby, yours?
I see my cat eating flies all the time without even cooking them, that should be a good start.
Sleep tight lad.
I-I've only gotten into that sort of thing recently...
isn't it a bit medieval?
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with an abusive relationship.
Alas, twas a goblin. One of my teammates had blinded him by shooting rainbows in their faces. Seeing a nice chance for a quick execution I thought biting him in his throat would kill him. However I must say it was the Game master's first time as well, and he promised to give me a magical item next time to make my physical skills scale better
>tfw half-demon predatory character
>social outcast because relatable
>lived in the woods hunting his entire life
>18 strength and dexterity (pretty good apparently)
artist rendition coming up
You? Por qua?
>Kind of. I was completely down
Was? So you're better now? Good to know!
>just sink the thread with my depressiontalk
Do you really think that would bother us? We're here to talk if you ever need. But yea... I don't suggest sinking all your time into /waifu/ because of depression either.
I missed having you on thread baking duty.
flies!?! can we at least eat them with some grass?!??
It was fun, but none of our group had any idea what they were doing. 2 had never played an rpg before and didnt take it seriously at all. Me and the others took it somewhat serious but still clueless. I felt like I picked it up fast because I've played rpg's before
top snek welcome bek
ha, you think that's lewd, I'll show you lewd
a little bit...wait! what if she enjoys it....maybe it won't work...
GTFO of our thread sonic.
Ropes like this?
>I'm not sure I'm comfortable with an abusive relationship.
If you feel unconfortable just remember I like it.
Damn poor cat... perhaps you ended his suffering.
Same. It was rather ugh at the start but the end was nice.
Ya, am better now.
>sinking time on /waifu/ is bad
I know. It makes me even more miserable if I only come to waifu... I feel like a social outcast kind of.
Been a while since I baked threads, but not today either. I'm tired and will go to bed in 2 hours.
If you do an attack with only your bite it should do 1d3 damage + Str modifier or so, which would be 5-7.
Depends on the ruleset, too.
That's a rather unconventional choice.
That's another problem...
>western music starts playing
You've gotten it looked at before in the past, right? Assuming it's one of those scenarios where they mention things like surgery and etc. Too expensive I presume, glad it's not hurting as much. Ever thought of doing yoga or something for it? That might help.
Mine's gotten somewhat bad out of nowhere, making it hard to focus on things. I'll live though.
I've never played a Dark Souls game in my life, so I'm a bit of an amateur at knowing how it works.
That's neat, sort of like a Dragon's Dogma thing, weak spots and what not. Love that.
>social outcast because relatable
>have my largest kek
What a great idea! We could also eat snails if we find any.
the best kind
what if i AM comfortable with it?!?!
Ooooh, Dragons Dogma is awesome! I want it sooo bad...
Don't worry, Dark Souls is pretty neat but not something I'd say everyone should play. Not everyone likes the setting of the game and it still IS frustrating kek.
Sure did, made sure of that...
Pretty meh all around
mmmm, this grass isn't half bad!!....do you want some, i cooked it myself....
Is it sweet?
Meh as in nothing extraordinary happened or
Meh as in something ugh happened?
>We could also eat snails if we find any.
She went full PTSD.
it tastes like....celery almost, here! eat some!!
>passes a handful of grass
Rory claimed. Thats not kosher edition.
I've made it my goal to bite every creature I encounter, either killing them or disabling them long enough for my team to finish them off. I want to get a perk where I can pounce on them and hold them down for a longer disable. I think it would be a valuable asset. I will become the ultimate biter
Heya Rori! How've you been?
You don't sound like a good prostitute
Good to know, I really miss playing and I know there are tons of ppl who played DnD here, if we're incredibly lucky and someone is willing to DM we could make an online campaign for waifuists.
Fine, altho im not the best person to tell you that, lately im spending tons of hours here. Yesterday when I realized it was 5am and I was here...
Don't we already have that kind of relationship?
Did you? Let me try it.
It takes like... grass!
But you know what? We should eat a grass eater instead, like this one >>680217285
Meh as in extremely uneventful.
Beutiful sunset though, astounding really
Everything once right?
Nope, nope, nope! Not eating that anymore!
Ill just stick with this
TELL ME WHY
>passes a handful of grass
This makes me think of something else...
D-do we?!?!!? i....i don't know what you're talking about.....
hmmm, but she looks so innocent though....
Hehe, don't worry about that. It's ups and downs. I also spent like 10 hours or more here in a session for a week.
ah, where do you live? I think our sunsets are really gorgeous too.
I'll answer you properly later. I need to run for now.
If I miss you today, I'll catch you at another time.
hahahahah!!! oh no, my virgin ears!!!!!
Been working a lot. Need to go back in now though, sorry I couldnt stay for long.
Grappling is your ebst bet then.
When you pin them they are fucked and you can bite them.
Help me Kyoko... the thread is too fast for me to accompany :Z
Aha what a coincidence, its also mine and Akiko's, which we talked about earlier today.
So many great tracks in that album, empire ants <3
You won't think of the innocence once its cooked.
Don't worry about it!
Oh, my skype is always open for conversation, so if you want to talk, just write me. I'm on skype every day.
can i look away before you...well...y'know
You know I'm mobbin' with the B.U.N
You know who's back up in this MOTHERFUCKER!
Oh, the inferior bun
>shitty eurodance alert
Don't listen to this song.
Sometimes it's too fast for me too to accompany, especially when it's 2AM
that's some fine memes you got there
New york, right on the lake! Id show you but the angle is horrid
Why do you vex me so!