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Waifu claiming thread. >Procrastination Edition! The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Homura claimed
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>>680175343
Fuck. What do you think of the Stone Temple Pilots? That's all I wanted.
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>multiple captchas
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>>680175515
O I no
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>>680175077
That bad?

Lurk mode engaged. I'll be playing tf2 or any game I got if yall need me
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Claimed
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I opted not to go for it, but now I wish that I did to spare from profound disappointment.
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Kyouko claimed.
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>>680175659
to spare me from this profound disappointment*
>fuck
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Best German CV claimed
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>>680175275
Is this all you post you beta faggot
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>>680175514
You mean as a whole or every album specifically?
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>Usual claim
>Cammy mains fucking suck
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claimed
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Gotta leave for driving class, stay awesome.

>>680175775
Moooo!
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>>680176079
As a whole. You said Sonic Youth was best Grunge but I would contest.
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>>680176202
Peace

>shinoa bro
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Best witch claimed!
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>>680176202
Bye Homu!
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>no ones claimed the only attractive chinese cartoon
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>>680176438
>claiming a cartoon
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Claimed, I guess.
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>>680175514
Say them in 2012. Scott was high as a plane. The band was on point, but Scott was pitiful.

>mugi
>ADD
SoaD stole that song from either Black Label Society or Black Flag and almost got suuueeed.

Sorry, was taking a shower.
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>lurking
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Gottee.
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>>680176727
Proof? ',:^)
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>>680176542
listen here u fucking nigger ill shove my cock through your ear pierce your brain and shoot cum out ur other ear dont fuk wit me kid dont fuk wit me
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Miho claimed

mmm little ceases
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>>680176727
They're so fucking good. I was pissed when he died. My friend has one of their drumsticks. Did you get more data or something?
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Good Guy 2006 claimed.
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>>680176275
You mean you enjoy STP over Sonic Youth?

Come on man.

They are pretty okay. Like... Core and Purple were both good, but No. 4 and Tiny Music kind of dropped the ball for me, after that I kind of left in search of greater pastures.

12 Bar Blues, was pretty great though.
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>>680176909
No no, I like ADD also, but that is just some trivia.

Nothing new, artists have been doing it for ages.

Look at Vanilla Ice and Ice Ice Baby, blatantly ripped off Under Pressure and was called out, settled out of court.
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>>680177185
<3
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>>680177185
You're telling me Sonic Youth doesn't have garbage?
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>>680177227
but where's the proof though
I haven't heard that they stole any song before
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Boop.
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Tenryuu claimed

What did i miss?
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>>680177529
I have some bad news friend.
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>>680177630
Uh oh rip
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>Mirai claim.

>>680177025
Hey Miho, how goes it?
>crazy bread is best bread
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Sanya Claimed, the best witch there is~

>>680174837
>No. I've already decided.
Very well then~

>It's been getting awfully hot over here as summer approaches. Absolutely disgusting.
It's pretty chilly here still, and probably will be for a while. But the cold atmosphere doesn't bother me.. it feels more like a friend.

>I'm content and today just got better.
Im happy to hear that, making someone else's days better makes me happy too!

I haven't got much planned for this week, i'll most likely go to the gym few times, go outside or just chat with people and lurk these threads.

>we should try chivalry at some point
Truly. Maybe some day this week could work? If you have any suggestions feel free to say them
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>>680177370
>Bad Moon Rising
>Confusion is Sex
>Sister
>Evol
Yes.

>>680177297
<3
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>>680177105
On WiFi.

Wait, who? Scott died? When?
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>>680177025
Sup

>shinoa bro
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>>680177753
They're awful
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>>680177582
Hi Neo. I'll preorder the usual inferior people, chocolate or not, and inferior dolphins.

>>680177618
Welcome back, Ten. I've been busy cooking, so I don't know. Have to leave again for a bit.

>claimed
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>>680178006
Like my life :^)
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>>680177934
Holy shit no way. You missed that? How?
Like last year, heroin.
>>680177884
-$7#6$6#[email protected][email protected]+#-#-hdhzh--°°¢°\°^5gshd
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Alice in Chains is the best grunge band and if you don't think so you can suck my sick.

AiC > Mudhoney > Nirvana = Pearl Jam > Candlebox > SoundGarden > STP > Live > the rest.
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>>680178177
Damn really? Fuuuuuuuuck. He left two daughters.

Selfish junkies.
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>>680177780
I got cheese bread with my pizza

>>680177884
<3

>>680177966
Being a lazy ass. I should be Ubering but im not.
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>>680177582
Oh, it's the ice cream woman.
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Hello erryone !

Hows it going ?

claim/
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>>680178066
Yes way~!
And she's the cutest too~
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>>680177582
Hey Neo
I was tinking, do you need some help?
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>>680178238
Alice in Chains is God tier but they do have trash. Also your list is fucked. Also Live came from Seattle?
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>>680178399
And there's the Shrimp
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can we agree that Foo Fighters are shit?
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>>680178066
Sanya is so tiny and cute. While Perrine is shit.
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Who all is doing anything fun?
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>>680178238
Is Sonic Youth grunge or new wave?

>>680178177
Upset about something?

>>680178361
<3
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Ok. Ok. So. I'm actually back. I have... Ice cream, and apple strudel, I smell good and Shaymin cards arrived. I'm back after my 1 week break. It was uneventful.

Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?


Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.

Sorta new? I dunno if it still counts as new.

"Syndra Cream", with an added surprise.
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>>680178486
Nuh-uh, Perrine is perfectly cute. She's even dating the second-best witch!

>>680178625
Perrine is perfect
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbL1bSI0GTM
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>>680177882
>It's pretty chilly here still, and probably will be for a while
That sounds so good! I really loathe summer... And spring, for that matter. Fall is pretty good. Winter a best.

>lurk these threads
Yeah, me too. I'll have more time to write on the weekends as well as some RP. I've been practicing for you and I. That's the only reason why I'm involved with this current group.

>Maybe some day this week could work?
I know that it isn't too helpful, but I'll make sure to be free for whenever it works best for you.

>>680178066
Yours is the best one to bully.
Other than that, a complete shit. Piss off.
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>>680178600
Sonic Highways sucked pretty hard.
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>>680178699
Nope.
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>>680178988
The caramel FINALLY arrived. 10/10 would sell my soul again.
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>>680178988
>Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets
You cheeky ol'
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>>680178988
I'd like two scoops of cheeki breeki.
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>>680178988
Ill have whatever Syndra is having
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>>680179194
Then listen to this.
https://youtu.be/PKBtVe-krtM
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>>680178600
No one is going to disagree with you. They're so unoriginal and boring.
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>>680179327
.....
>>680178988
Ill take some Syndra cream (it shouldnt hurt me if its made of me right?)

also see >>680178533
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>>680178569
Not sure, but it doesn't matter.

The Toadies are from Texas and can hold a candle to any grunge band.
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>>680178600
Dave Grohl should have stopped with Nirvana.

>Kiki claimed
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>>680179328
Bacon
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>>680178988
Checked

Syndra Cream?
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>>680179619
Do it
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>>680179009
>Perrine is shit
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>>680179547
Are you joking? Please please please be joking.
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>>680179415
I enjoyed Wasting Light and their debut record was pretty great.

Everything after was easily digestible, mediocre garbage.
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>>680179415
>no one is going to disagree with you.
Well I guess I got my answer

>>680179591
Kek

Dinosaur Jr. is alright
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>>680178361
So much heresy!
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>>680179327
Well, Syndra usually has liquorice. Is that OK with you?

>I see Yume has been replaced.

>>680179459
Y-You want to eat yourself...? Well, if you insist, I can give you two scoops of yourself. It shouldn't hurt you because it is you. But don't trust me. I'm a psychopathic murder that collects hair samples when I try to kill people.

AS for the help. Sure. Only if you wear that outfit everywhere you go.

>>680179315
A nu cheeki breeki i v damke friend. Double scoop of my Cheekiest Breekiest ice cream coming up.

>>680179282
Hey, uh, TenTen, you reached the 10k mark on RimSky yet?

>>680179244
WONDERFUL! I can send you another truck load if you finish yours any time soon.

>>680179619
Heh. Heheh. You wanna try some Syndra Cream? It tastes great, or so I've heard.

>>680178375
Oh, it's the sadistic barefoot woman who buys ice cream with blood money.

What can I do for ya?

>>680178020
Um, sure. Two scoops of chocolate dolphin coming up with some cute little dolphins thrown on top.
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What genre of music are we discussing?
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>>680180065
Tanklecore.
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>>680179801
All future opinions discarded.

BUT ITS YOU

I FELL INTO
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>>680179974
nom nom nom
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>>680180152
No
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>>680179994
Nyet, not yet. Need more Nazi tech. 2 more Nazi tech GPUs should help
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>>680179994
Im only taking it because of the....bug.
Make sure to give it some.

What about this outfit?
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>>680179994
>Two scoops of chocolate dolphin
Sounds violent and delicious; I like it.

Still mostly afk right now.
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>>680180281
Time 2 fap
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>>680179994
Can I trade a friend's soul for even more icecream?
>>680180152
I don't think I've heard of that, and I listen to music that has been described as Thrash Grass


While Fran and I don't have any secret Nazi tech, we do have some Imperial Japanese tech, research from Unit 731 to be precise. Any buyers?
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>>680179619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
>>680179994
Yes, that will work just fine
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my queen!
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>>680180453
Calm down mugi.
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>>680180694
?
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>>680180533
Oh you're in for a treat.
https://youtu.be/QEsQLeaWOTw
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>>680180759
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>>680179994
>I see Yume has been replaced
And it's still non-canon.
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>>680179994
Cука блять
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>>680180810
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>>680179755
Never thought I'd meet someone who does not like The Toadies.

KYS.
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>>680180910
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>>680180663
I am not scared of Syndra
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>>680179009
Dating? Not sure what you mean by that but if you mean Eila like in that picture of yours i think you got the wrong witch. I don't see even the slightest connection between Perrine and Eila though but sure, Eila is the second best witch... And Sanya is the Best~

>>680179098
> Fall is pretty good. Winter a best.
Winter is really nice, fall and spring are kinda meh but still good and summer is something i don't hate but something i don't like either.
But yeah, winter is the best. Clearly.

>I've been practicing for you and I.
Practicing for me? Im honoured that you are ready to go through that just for me~ Thank you Flower. I probably need to try and get a bit better myself if you're putting effort into this kind of thing!

>but I'll make sure to be free for whenever it works best for you.
If your thursday or friday are free maybe then we could? Im pretty much free every evening (for me) this week.
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>>680180453
>>680180810
Wasnt me
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>>680180273
I don't want damn excuses, I want pics of 10k FPS God damnit. Until then I refuse to serve "I don't care" at my fine establishment good day. Come back when you've reached the goal.

>>680180281
>the....bug

I've been out for over a week. I feel like I'm missing something. Has Yume been replaced by somebody else or...?

As for that outfit... Sure, it's cute, but it doesn't scream... "I sold my body to the psychopathic ice cream lady and now I have to work for her until I die." Try adding some more smiles and more ice cream to it. Could you make your orbs into ice cream balls, too?

>>680180339
Y'know I'm ridiculously tired and I didn't mean to type that. But whatever, I can give you two scoops of chocolate dolphins instead of ice cream.

>>680180533
Depends, who is this friend? Can they make ice cream? How to they feel about being tied up in a basement for months on end fed only ice cream until they're a mindless ice cream slut?

>>680180663
Uuh, alrighty. Although nobody ever orders liquorice anymore, two scoops of that stuff coming right up.

>>680180909
C-Cheeki breeki...?

Убей себя?

That's about as far as my russian goes.
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>>680180777
Actually pretty good for being preformed by middle schoolers
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>>680180935
fuck you tomoko was mine
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>>680181274
You my friend, just got tankled.
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>>680179994
Good to hear you have a sharp memory. Chocolate Peppermint will do... unmodified. I have a distaste for others messing around with something so pure.
>I'm watching you.
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>>680181245
>mindless icecream slut

I think my friend might be perfect then, where should I address the box to?

>>680181508
https://daysndaze.bandcamp.com/album/rogue-taxidermy
Get Thrash grassed
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>>680180909
мы сейчас говорим России ?
>>680181067
Good, you will enjoy it
>>680181136
Lies
>>680181245
Kazuki is trying at least.
But that's as far as they both will get.

Ill try getting some more ice cream related stuff later, this is all i got
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>>680181841
Wasn't me :/
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>>680181102
Someone is a little blind!
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>>680181841
*русский
that was an obvious mistake
>>680181916
We know that it was you
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>>680181449
You would be like the 5th Tomoko poster.

(btw, I was the first in these threads)
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>>680181916
>Lying like this
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>>680181215
Ginko.
Good to see you again.
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>>680181245
Well shit, my knowledge of Russian goes as far as Cука блять, Нет, да and товарищ

>>680181841
>more Russian
Нет товарищ?
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>>680182062
>>680182186
I'm not lying what
Whoever said "time 2 fap" wasn't me I swear to god
You guys are triggering me
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>>680181994
>The Bun
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>>680181841
AHHH! I have that skin! Minus the ice cream, of course.

I see. So you're very much against either of them? I'm sure they'd make excellent wives and playthings. At this rate, you could start a harem.

>>680181721
W-Whatever you say boss. Two scoops of chocolate peppermint coming up. No toppings or nothing. I'll make sure to put it officially on the menu. Just keep the ye thing down, you'll scare the other customers off and after being shut for a week a lot of people have left.

>>680181822
Sweet! Mail them to
Neo's Dairy Kingdom
PO Box B812
Bristol
Avon
Not so Great Britain.

Send them bound and gagged, please.

>>680182372
I mean I can say happy birthday too if that counts. I just need to know how to insult my team mates on SeeUs:GO so it's not too big of an issue for me.
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>>680182223
Hey, glad to see you as well. How's life been treating you?
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>>680182438
#triggered
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>>680182651
No problem. You should have a short red head girl in your mail soon.
>>680182676
>>680181215
GINKO! I haven't seen you in forever!
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>>680182651
>I just need to know how to insult my team mates on SeeUs:GO
I see, so what does Убей себя mean?
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>>680181994
Blind? I think you're just trying to project the precious relationship Sanya and Eila had in the series onto Perrine. I guess that's only fair though.. since Perrine couldn't get anyone anyways, except you it seems...
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>claiming yume

anybody missed me or did I missed anything?
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>>680183106
>Убей себя
Wat?
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>>680182372
Я знаю только основы но мы можете попробовать
>>680182651
yea.... no.
>i only have the justicar skin
>with is the best in my opinion
>>680183190
Noone missed you, go away
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>>680183190
I missed you
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>>680181822
Really, really mixed about this.

The production doesn't elevate the vocals at all and the guitar sounds toned down at points, or at least it does to me. Plus the trumpet don't really feel at all like they're there, I don't know, just not feeling it.

It sounds like it could be good, but just falls short of it.
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>>680183318
You should really try ''Убей себя''
i have herd that its really good
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>>680183160
I can feel that burn from here.
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>>680183106
IIRC it means something along the lines of kill yourself. My mum is fluent in Russian so I ask her for random phrases occasionally.

>>680183010
>a short red head girl

Ooohhh, sounds great. I'll send you videos of us (Neo and I) force feeding her our cream and listening to her beg for more. We fill our ice cream with horine so people get addicted and keep coming ba---

I said too much.

>>680183408
You sure you won't want a harem? If push comes to shove you could just send them to me and I'll make ice cream out of them.

I actually have Atlantean Syndra too... This was back when I bought every skin that looked mildly good. I look back and regret about 75% of my purchases now.
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>>680183010
I've had a few different priorities and occupations that kept me from posting, and I'm afraid that it'll probably remain that way for quite a while.
Expect to see me maybe once a week.
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>>680183318
Trying to figure that one out.

>>680183408
>Even more russian
Anon I don't think anyone understands Russian except you, I know a few words and so does neo anon.
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>>680183543
Αυτοκτόνησε, παρακαλώ.
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Finally done with that fap.
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>>680183496
Defidently, but some of there other work is pretty good. And so is Arroyo Deathmatch

https://daysndaze.bandcamp.com/album/days-n-daze-arroyo-deathmatch-split


I might have to leave in a few minutes, so if I disappear I'm probably not dead, probably
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>>680183910
Nice bro
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>>680183910
It took you 30 minutes.
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>>680183861
I want to destroy Tats' asshole.
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>>680183543
Ohhh we should play on the weekend and trashtalk some russians
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>>680184056
Did it really?
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>>680184127
Yeah mang. What did you even fap to?
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>>680183833
>it means something along the lines of kill yourself
Oh, well at the very least I got new vocab for Russian.
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>>680183833
I hope you like ditsy klutzes
>>680183834
Still nice to see you. What kinda job?
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>>680183408
>>680183475
explain pls
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>>680184203
Tile patterns. I have erectile dysfunction.
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>>680184282
>head pats
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>>680183833
can i send them right now?
>>680183847
извините, Я не говорю лондон
>>680183861
может позже
>>680184406
Lies
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/igrasilstudio/bloody-chronicles-visual-novel
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>>680184546
>

>>680184591
>Insert Russian text
Убей себя
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>>680184591
Tie them up, stick them in a box, then send them to me, if you really want to get rid of them.

>>680184412
Hey Ascended one, didn't see you there. What kinda patterns get you off? How many folders do you have?

>>680184305
Oohh... Having her serve ice cream is going to be a bit of a problem. Being a mindle icecream slut doesn't cure you off being a bit of a klutz. I guess... I could keep her in the back for a while.

>>680184282
It's pronounced ubey sebya too. Just so you can shout it rather than type it. It's a fantastic phrase to have under your belt.

>>680184406
You were reasonably missed. I have ice cream for you. Definitely no raisins in it.
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>>680182651
A girl's gotta make it somehow, right? You're such a sweetheart, but I know that's all just front. Thanks for the treat, dearie. You and I can get along well.
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>>680184305
Not very comfortable talking about the work I do, sorry. Though that's largely remained the same.
I've found some other things to do in my free time, and I've been focusing on that.
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>>680184914
Что ебать ты просто чертовски говорила обо мне, маленькая сука? Я тебе зкажу, я закончил вершину моего класса в ВДВ, и я принимал участие в многочисленных секретных рейдов на Аль-Каидой, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в парижском войны, и я сверху снайпер в целых российских вооруженных сил. Вы ничто для меня, но только другая цель. Я протрите тебе нахрен с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, запомните мои чертовы слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с того, что дерьмо для меня через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, ублюдок. Как мы говорим Я контактирую мой секретный сеть шпионов по всей России, и ваш IP-трассируется прямо сейчас, так что вам лучше подготовиться к шторму, козу. Шторм, который стирает жалкий небольшое вещь ты называеш твоя жизнь. Ты находишься чертовски мертвых, малыш.
cont....
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>>680184591
priviet SYNDRA
MYNYA ZAVUT JERK CHEN
kak dela?
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>>680184914
>>680185163
Я могу быть где угодно, в любое время, и я могу убить тебя в более семисот способами, и это только голыми руками. Я не только обучен приемам рукопашного боя, но у меня есть доступ ко всей арсенале Воздушно-десантные войска, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы вытереть задницу жалкий с лица континента, небольшое дерьма. Если бы только ты мог знать, что нечестивый возмездие ваш маленький "умный" комментарий был готов обрушить тебе, может быть, ты бы провели свой гребаный язык. Но ты не мог, ты не сделал, и теперь ты платишь цену, ты идиот проклятый. Я дерьмо ярость все над тобойи ты тонуть в нем. Ты находишься чертовски мертв, детка.
>>680185040
Alright, just give me a sec
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>>680185190
What even are you
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>>680185163
What the fuck am i reading?
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>Koneko Claimed

Haven't been on in days xd
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>>680185270
>Shit ton of Russian
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>680181102
>thursday
I think that would work best. I'll be bit more busy on Friday and I probably won't be finished with that nonsense until around the time you sleep. That being said, could you do me a favor and tell me which timezone that you're in?

>>680181102
>Practicing for me? Im honoured that you are ready to go through that just for me
It-It's n-not that big of a deal...
It's just that I noticed that I made a couple of foolish errors last time and I wanted to make sure they got ironed out. It seems that they have, if they existed in the first place. I've gotten nothing but praise from the rest of them.
>I probably need to try and get a bit better myself
I think that you're fine, and I'm not just saying that. You have a pretty easy-going style to follow. But it can't hurt if you want to, of course. Especially if you find it enjoyable.

>>680183160
>since Perrine couldn't get anyone anyways, except you
Trash attracts trash.
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>>680185190
pryvjet JERK CHEN! Я хорошо , что вы?
>>680185595
Hey Koneko
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>>680185611
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo!
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