Waifu claiming thread.
>Im not here Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>chain lurk pics
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>don't question my existence
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
The White Lily Of Stalingrad Claimed
Perrine, she's lovely and perfectly cute in every way...
Well stop, I don't feel like having people pet my hair at 4 AM
They were. I don't really listen to them anymore. Look up Cherub Rock by them.
If you're not in here, you're not one of the cool kids.
Best German CV claimed
>Pain and suffering when you trying to drop her
>It's been kind of busy.
What you do ? something interesting ?
Perrine is lovely! And she can get super embarrassed!
Awh. That's a pity.
Well, I hope that good luck graces you soon. I'd rather not call anyone else "Admiral."
So, how are you?
Most people do.
>I only know like 4 of their songs
Already listening to it.
Back and claiming Holo, the best waifu!
How many peaches do I have to feed you to make you compliant?
Whack off time?
Billie Corgans a faggot and I particularly enjoy that song. 0% mad.
Don't worry about it... one day you will get there and you already left a mark in us with your record.
Also im sure Akiko will look incredibly cute as a chibi.
She's not a slut, she's a pure girl!
Hey, at least i have 3 Kai Ni's, sitting on my fourth one (only 4 levels left, aww yis) and have multiple Furutakas...and a fully upgraded Shrimp.
>but i can't unlock my 4th fleet because i'm missing a Ashigara
I know this is a super....weird....thing....but....if I started making a vodka called wolf pussy would anyone buy it?
>seriously considering this
I want someone to at a party say
"Fuck this drink taste like wolf pussy'! Its so good!"
If that happens once my mission will be complete
...I like to imagine that, one day, she wakes up as...a futa...
Do you have a fitting Chibi?
That.. seems fair.
I remember Guitar Hero.
Bill Corrgun is a doucher.
>I'm going to re-record this entire album because I can do it better
>re-records entire album
>deletes band's recordings
>we will never know the truth behind who's tracks were better
>continues to release album
>best tights in sights
>best waifu legs
Let me get a whiff and I won't tell
Pic is relevant
Aw damn :/
How goes the war?
Hi miho anon, how was your day?
I only have this one.
I'm happy that they toned down the solaire wank in DS3.
Cherub Rock is like the goto "I like Smashing Pumpkins" track. I like the song, but it is overrated as hell.
Like tool's schism.
How's it feel knowing Miho will only ever love Maho?
Kagami isn't here, take all her shit
Guitar Hero was fun
Guitar Hero Live is weird though
Can you point me to the nearest church?
Is there a list of ships somewhere that are quest requirements?
Don't wanna trash those...
I won't tell you this time...
That *should* work, but we have to wait for Eu.
>select all the milk shakes
>and I won't tell
Its not like she doesn't know... YOU should give me a reason to not tell Kagami you're doing this.
>shoves panties on your nose
I want to touch that metal piece again
>writing about one ship's missing so i can unlock the 4th fleet
>finished a battle, got the missing ship
>unlocked my 4th fleet now
What is 1979, Today, Bullet with Butterfly Wings? I feel like I totally heard all of those six million times before Cherub Rock. And I don't like them, but I do like the song. Never once have I ever heard a Tool song. Should I?
>and have multiple Furutakas...and a fully upgraded Shrimp.
That kills me ...
> i'm missing a Ashigara
Well probably the most wanted ship mate
>Graf in fleet
Ghh *dying here*
I'm embracing my edgy side and using wolf knight armor
I started playing a few days ago.
>I am being useful with something other than AA
Hooray... so I guess it's okay if you touch it..
>Well, I hope that good luck graces you soon. I'd rather not call anyone else "Admiral."
I hope too that luck will be on my side. Im honoured that you think that way. I think there are many people more suitable for that title but i'll happily accept it from you~
>how are you?
Im doing well, waking up in the morning was a bit harder than usual, but i made it. I had a nice day overall even though not much happened. How has your day been so far? Any exciting or maybe even not that interesting plans for this week?
Which is fine, tool is very nerd rock in that their beats, time signatures, and scales are mathematical.
But as just a plebian listener, talking about sounds I like and others like, Schism is the goto "I like tool" song and I just want to ask "Did you even listen to Lateralus? Lateralis > Schism any day."
You don't even know how much I missed having you upload this pic and the one with a heart for me.
>I won't tell you this time...
I don't mind if she is in your bedroom, don't forget you're tied in my dock.
>list of ships
Here you go
Well i dont have even this pic in my list
She would not expect a fellow purple hair would do such a thing... hehe
>list of ships
Here you go
Today i do someting wrong or someone troll me...
BYOB isn't as overrated as Toxicity imo
Only got my first Battleship now, with the second in the making.
I'm building Fusou and Yamashiro directly after another actually..
>I don't mind if she is in your bedroom
And I still don't really get it, I guess...
>being married to multiple shipgirls
So yeah, guys...
I'll be leaving in 20 mins because some last year students have invited me to play D&D with them. Problem is I have never ever played D&D and i have no clue as to what is exoected of me
Anyone here ever played D&D before? Is it fun?
I've heard it being mocked a lot but I never really delved into it
And I hate when music fags try to explain the depth in a few chords.
We feel shit different cuz.
Especially when talking about listening, playing, or singing.
In my eyes you are comparing apples to oranges.
CUBErt and u-fig are my favourites
I played it a couple times online and offline like a million years ago. Too bad its so hard to find a playgroup.
Some of my favorites are Soil, Temper, Jet Pilot, and A.D.D.
>Temper = top-tier song
good luck friendo
sakura from one-piece
I think I'm out too. seeya guys
Do exactly what's written on pic related
I kinda got invited by the last year students here in my dorm but I have no clue what it's about. Got a quick summary or anything?
Maybe I'll have some quality greentext for you guys by the end of this evening
All shipgirls need a bit love, yes, even Naka.
Besides, I already have my magical girl.
Read my other posts. Also fuck you Tits, I've been waiting all day to tear you a new asshole.
Fastest way to explain? Non-vidya rpg, you make your char, keep track of its stats in a sheet, roleplay it and throw dice to decide randomness.
Its incredibly fun but can be a bit confusing at start, hope you have a good time.
Toxicity > Self Title > Steal this Album > Mesmerize = Hypnotize > Shit >>>>>>>> Sad Statue single < B Sides and Bootlegs
Best Album Track:
That's some solid advice, thanks
Ok that seems simple enough, every game's UI is confusing at the start, but I'll get through it unless it's some next level shit
Of course the next logical step is to let you guys roll for the remaining 5 minutes and decide what my character will be like and what my first actions should be
>anything other than Siamese dream was good meme
i listened to the album you gave me
first exercises of the semester: repeating easy as fuck math. second exercises: derrive the greatest breakthrougs in quantum physics in the 20th century yourself by hand.
just fuck my shit up.
also claimed. Kurisu would understand this shit.
>liking System of a Down at all
YOU MEAN I CAN DO THIS KIND OF SHIT?
How fucked up are the rules of this game
>liking meme rap
Take your own suggestion, nigger.
Tats I'm literally going to fly to Greece and bite your dick off. I don't give a fuck about Smashing Pumpkins.
At least tell me why or tell me your favorite bootleg.
>inb4 legend of Zelda cover
That is The Rabbit Cult.
Sky is the limit.
What you can do and what you can't will depend on your master and playgroup, some use house rules, some don't tolerate any kind of troll etc.
Well, I'm off, thanks for the replies guys
If I get anything funny or cringeworthy I'll greentext later tonight
I have to go now, I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Oooh spicy. So what's the happenings?
Why is it that you want to bite my dick off?
Oh, yeah. The Bright Eyes album.
Glad you enjoyed it. It's pretty okay overall.
I am interested in this game now.. never played before
See you later, peaches.
See you, Galko.
Not retarded enough to like jew propagated nigger noise to sell rims and grills.
>I think there are many people more suitable for that title
No. I've already decided.
But I have plans if someone else gets that drop. Hopefully it won't have to come to this, though.
>How has your day been so far
Eh... Pretty much the same since the last time you for to ask. It's been getting awfully hot over here as summer approaches. Absolutely disgusting. But considering..
>Im doing well
>I had a nice day overall
I'm content and today just got better.
>Any exciting or maybe even not that interesting plans for this week?
>we should try chivalry at some point
>legend of Zelda cover
Don't know if this counts as a bootleg because it was leaked but https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CX_f-8WZHt0
It's better in theory than practice since it's kinda strenuous for the DM.