Anyone know where I can host .mkv files for streaming? If so, I'll reward /b/ with a mystery movie.
>>680163362
youtube
>>680163497
Wouldn't they detect copyrighted audio even if it is unlisted?
>>680163565
nah they dont
or just upload it on google drive
>>680163643
All right. Thread might 404 eventually, but I'll make a new one once the uploading process is done. Key word is mystery movie.
bump for no 404
fistbump
Sorry am newfag
Somebody explain bumping plox
>>680163362
bump for 404
>>680164910
Bump is like pumB put the other way around
OP must have a shitty upload speed
bump for interest
>>680165440
Yeah, I do, but I promise it's actually uploading.
let's guess what OP is uploading
>inb4 kung fu panda 3
>>680165753
Dick Smith's Anal Train 4: Featuring Sasha Grey with a strapon in the middle
>>680165936
Sasha grey smells like cum and anal leakage :/
Use plex, you can stream to multiple devices.
bump 2
23%
fuck comcast
>>680165753
Also, a bit of a hint: it's certified fresh on RT.
>>680166803
BvS?
fuck outta here that movie sucked
or star cucks the cuck awakens?
hopefully its jungle book
>>680166803
RT? As in Redtube? So it's NOT on Redtube? Is that the hint?
>>680167075
>>680166803
Oh fuck I feel like an idiot. Rotten Tomatoes, right.
Jungle Book?
>>680167044
if we get jungle book it's just gonna be a shaky fucking cam
Not going to say which movie it is, but feel free to keep guessing. 1080p quality, tho.
>>680167319
zootopia
i can only hope
bump
THE SUSPENSE
>>680167319
Progress report?
>>680167818
36%
It's a big file. Just keep the thread in your tab and keep bumping.
>>680167897
>it's a big file
Okay OP, I'll keep the thread bumped FOR YOU.
Bample
bumperino
45%
I'm considering posting a screencap that wouldn't be a direct spoiler if you guys weren't fucking private investigators.
>>680168775
bump
bump
not doing anything else, might as well movie night
52%
While we wait, what movie do YOU want it to be?
>>680169499
I dunno, Star Wars 7?
>>680169499
Brazzer videos
>>680169713
also hoping for this since im too poor for blu-ray
>>680169499
Granny
http ://m.imdb.com/title/tt0225899/
>>680169499
Hank and mike
>>680169499
>zootopia
Also, proof it's actually happening.
>>680170216
Good, good, very good.
>>680170216
Good, good, very good.
>>680170216
Good, good, very good.
>>680170216
Good, good, very good.
>>680170552
hood hood very hood.
>>680169499
mlp movies?
>>680170745
moot moot very moot
I swear if this is a fucking troll and it's CP
67%
>>680170947
It's not porn.
>>680170947
>troll
>cp
wut??
>>680163362
Someone did a survey of where most streaming sites host their files....Google Drive
Also, if anybody is disappointed by the mystery movie, I'll consider uploading another from my stash. However, you have to not fucking flag the first one when it goes up.
>>680171117
i did that survey for a project for class. youre welcome
>>680171221
I am disappointed already. Start uploading the second one.
>>680171045
Legal reasons and stuff
Humpty Bumpty shat on a whore
>>680171221
Only say the second is the first and that solves all...
>>680171470
Then she yelled "Give me some more!"
72%
>>680171544
And all the king's horses and all the king's men...
76%
>>680171682
Couldn't make humpty shit all over again
Going to order some Domino's while I wait for this to upload. What should I get from their menu?
dunno what to post so here's one I found
Lurking
>>680172008
some spicy chicken would be nice
>>680172008
I'd like some meat lover's, please.
>>680172008
anchovies and pineapple pizza
>>680172008
Pineapple and Cherry
>>680172008
A Veggy pizza but ask for some pepperonis on it
>>680172008
fuck domino's get papa
>>680172008
Ask for some dick you faggot
>>680172008
Hand-tossed, large, 14", Garlic Parm White Sauce, Triple Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Diced Tomatoes
85%
SOON
>>680172767
Pan pizza, fuck hand tossed
what are we all waiting for, though?
>>680172935
A mystery movie
i swear to god if a nigger fucking takes it down
>>680172935
For all this pain and suffering to stop.
>>680172975
just hoping its not a fucking rick roll or something really fucking stupid
>>680172935
For darkness to subside.
OP here. It's not a rick roll, I swear.
someone cross post to /tv/ so we can get more niggas in here
>>680173234
So it's a Rick tRoll?
Ravioli ravioli bumpering this thread olli
92%
>>680173605
Oh yes yes very good.
>>680173605
Also, file size is 3.47 GB if anybody is curious.
>>680167481
Fucking faggot.
>>680173706
that's porn
100%
OH LORD IT'S HAPPENING
HYPE GET THE HOLY WATER
>>680173892
This faggot isn't OP. I'm OP. 95%
108%
>>680173892
kys fag
>>680173971
still happening soon tho
>>680173926
OH LORD IT'S STILL HAPPENING
>>680173971
This faggot isn't OP. I'm OP. 1337%
>>680174032
abandon thread
Also, friendly reminder to not flag it or bitch about the choice of the mystery movie, because there's going to be another one after this.
>>680174118
LEET
>>680174133
CHECKED.
97%
Can I get a link to final countdown?
>>680174180
well done you solved the mystery code
>>680174270
1000
>>680174270
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
NINETY
NINE
PERCENT
Here it is
https://youtu.be/_DFKwfnwiX0?t=10s
>>680174376
FUCKING HYPE
MOTHERFUCKERS.
post it op!
Processing the video. Will link once it's done.
in b4 virus link
OP IS A FAGG
Bumpin
>>680174723
ikr
I'm calling bullshit..OP had us strung along ...thread 404 and never heard from again
Anyone know how long processing usually takes?
Why do I get the feeling it's going to be a grossly extended Rick Astley video?
>>680174909
Until the thread 404
Hi
>>680174941
I thought this also
What do ?
OP, If thead 404's make a new one with mystery video at title
Don't worry, it's processing. Stop being such pessimists.
>>680175170
And yeah, that is the plan. Mystery Movie 2 will come after this is processed.
have to go now. keep his thread up guys
>>680165394
>>680175379
it will be gone in 2 min
Bump
Y'all about to be Rick Roll'd
>>680175501
then hurry op
>>680175544
NAME?
>>680163362
>If so, I'll reward /b/ with a mystery movie.
But I don't wanna see your dick.
>>680175706
No clue. Just saved awhile back from a different thread
KEEP BUMPING COMRADES FOR WE WILL SEE THE LIGHT OF THE DAY
>>680175547
cant wait
Bada bump!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYKkneOD1w
>>680175706
Had a little search. From the looks of things she was just uploaded to imgur under the tag "ex-gf" so I don't think she does anything professional
nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo
bumpitty bop
>>680175693
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if there's a download option available, can't you just post the link whether or not the video is processed?
>>680176314
>>680176219
Bump in the night
Boimp
>>680176445
sssh, be quiet. I'm trolling
>>680176445
yes but then you couldn't watch it. You could only download it.
There is no video there is no processing in the end OP will say this is taking too long I'm just going to process the other video join me and my new thread and he'll string us along for another 20 minutes and then nothing because Op is a faggot
>>680176625
you got a time estimate?
>>680176625
You could download it and then watch it on a standalone player, though.
>>680176763
Guy you're replying to isn't OP, but I don't know. It isn't tracking the processing time.
>>680176738
Thanks Buzz Killington
OP YOU THERE?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LINK?
i have faith in op, i think ima go get me some subway
>>680176763
>>680176817
I'm not OP.
I'M HERE. IT'S PROCESSING.
I am also not OP
>>680176879
Sorry...I need some caffeine...I'm salty as fuck right now
>>680177033
Is it porn
Need to know if i'm gonna stay here any longer.
>>680177141
Dude, you don't need caffeine, you need crack. That'll keep you awake for much longer.
>>680177272
It's not porn. It's a mystery movie that's certified fresh on RT and 3 GB + 1080p.
>>680177272
No, it's a movie.
>>680177033
post screenshot OP or i'm out
>>680177436
Of what? I posted a screenshot of the processing already.
>>680176738
http://opisafaggot.ml
>>680177436
same
Buy better internet OP
>>680164910
Bring up my post
>>680164910
if you type sage into the email field when posting it keeps the thread alive
>>680177945
>inb4 speed 2
>>680177945
Okay good very good.
>>680177945
It's fucking jungle book
>>680177945
Just post the download link. We don't need to wait for an online player to be set up.
>>680177505
Thanks for the few minutes of entertainment.
Leave or keep the thread in your tabs and keep bumping. It's a big fucking file.
This is OP. Shit's processing yo.
bumpo
post taht shit nigguh
bumperino
This is OP and i am a huge faggot
>>680178205
>>680178598
This is Shit. OP's processing yo.
>>680178598
>>680178733
>>680178775
You're not me! stop copying! delet this.
>>680178733
Dubs of truth
>>680178598
Don't dissapoint me anon.
seriously wtf op?
Niggers tongue my anus
OP is still here. Still processing.
>>680178795
What, you're not OP! I'm OP and it's fucking processing
>>680179070
No. I'M the OP! It's processing.
>>680179070
wait a second... If i'm not OP then... Who was fone?
So wat up OP ?
OP for the love of mohamed just post the download link, encoding takes forever especially for a movie sized file
>>680179139
I'm OP!
No this is patrick
>>680179176
probably dead dad
>>680179176
fone was processing
>>680179176
>>680179139
>>680179070
I'm not processing you are the OP!!!!111111111oneeleven
>>680175544
>>680175706
>>680176209
Rebecca Crow from suicide girls, stupid
I'll consider posting the download link if this doesn't finish processing in the next twenty minutes.
>>680177945
The download link is already ready, fucking post it.
100%
>>680179372
give it ten minutes
>>680179243
Over 9000%
It's processing.
>>680179485
nice meme ;-)
Haha OP speaking here,faggots i wasted your time there will be no movie for ya
>>680179203
BRRROOONSSOONN
I'll consider posting the download link when this thread 404.
bump
>>680179633
op uses grammar like a fag, fuck off
Op has trolled you all.
Hey guise, op here. Movie canceled I was going to play Freddy got fingered if any of you were curious
>>680179701
Thats because he is one
Testing the shareable link.
"We're sorry. You can't access this item because it is in violation of our Terms of Service."
But it says it's still processing.
>>680179966
Screenshot.
Wating for a Brazzers
Hey guys while its still processing can you post some dick pics?
>>680179966
WELL FUCKING DONE.
>>680180315
fucking good job op
>>680180315
dropbox? in a new thread?
>>680180315
Mind telling what the fuck you were gonna give us?
>>680179966
double dubs checkd
>>680180315
How big is this fuckin file
>>680179966
>>680180315
Stop with the bullshit. It's still processing.
For whatever it's worth:
drive google.com/file/d/0B_RgIhiNL-AcWGpHQUZGcW5WV3M
Might dropbox this. Going to put up a strawpoll in a sec.
>>680180315
thought that shit only happened to viruses. easily fixed by compressing the file with winrar but you wont be able to stream it
>>680180696
Just do it please
Do any of you have some cheesepizza ?
>>680180685
THIS IS CP. MODS MODS
http://strawpoll.me/7418472
All that "processing" was probably TOS violation checking.
>>680180685
wow....
dropbox is max 2 GB unless premium
>>680180852
Here you go
>>680180892
Going to feed bunny. I'll let the poll go for a few minutes.
>>680180685
Wtf? Mods
Also, it's not fucking CP or porn. It's copyrighted material, though.
>>680181154
If it's just a movie, I'll be disappointed
OP if i may ask, how long is the movie?
>>680181378
A little over two hours.
>>680181299
Won't we all?
>>680180685
moooooooooooooooooddsssssss
Back. Looks like option one is in the lead. Want me to post screens of the movie?
heres a movie for yall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTIX999JvHA
>>680181727
>>680181727
yes
>>680181727
Google Drive is telling me it's been removed due to infringement of copyright.
Goddammit OP, just seed it online
alright guys it seems to work now: drive google com / open?id=0ByKMxzxHjIZcVnhISkdEaXRYV2s
>>680181931
we're proccessing rick astley
>>680181931
mods!
Sorry it didn't upload, guys.
>>680182123
harry potter? WITH YOUNG SNAPE?
>>680182123
are you fucking kidding me
>>680182123
wtf mate do it on dropbox please
>>680182123
Dissapointed OP
For the record, I have a whole stash of mystery movies I could share. I just picked this one randomly. If people really want it, I'll do another host.
>>680181931
you should've renamed it so it was impossible to identify without opening it
>>680163362
Mystery Movie: "Will Clinton Win?"
Mystery, Mystery.
New Straw Poll
http://strawpoll.me/7418618
>>680182305
mate just seed
>>680181931
God damn
http://strawpoll.me/7418657
Final strawpoll.
Where is that faggot OP?
Final poll awnser
<<< let this 404 in peace
>>680163362
>what is mega.nz
