Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
BUSH DID 9/11. FUCK ALL YOU GREEDY JEWS WHO TRY TO SILENCE THE TRUTH. HE SET THE CITY OF NEW YORK ABLAZE LIKE A FUCKING FIRECRACKER AS A PATHETIC EXCUSE TO KILL SAND NIGGERS FOR OIL.
Back with the spicy claim
I waited so long, collecting so many 1 cent coins just to do this. Like I said, my motto in life is
>Fuck that, I ain't quitting until I win
Yo Karen can we get a copy of that greentext once you're done with it? I'd love to have a memorial
Or should I compile it?
<3 I'm glad you're here..
mandatory cc claim
just woke up
how is you's?
I wish I could be here longer...
How have you been?
Still lurking I see
Well I'm glad to have you here, how's your day going?
Alright cuties, I gotta go to bed, have a wonderful night/day everyone! :)
I only woke up like 20 minutes ago, so it's pretty nothing so far.
Bills of course
Off to bed. Night all!
>Hopefully my stomach gets better soon
anyone like a harder limp bizkit?
Aww.. Goodnight! see ya tomorrow!
I wish you could too... :(
I've been good though! Had a really fun day today and I'm just relaxing now. I have to go sooner than you though >~< talk to me on the messenger app okay??
Goodnight everyone! See you all later n_n
Shieeeeeet hey Mugi
NEW SURVEY: Most disgusting/repulsive thing you have to deal with?
>flushing button on public urinals
No one washes their hands before pushing the flushing buttons, fucking disgusting
motion sensors ftw
Only a little tipsy tbh. And I havent seen the guy for 2 years, thankfully.
Get well soon.
What if I didn't like Limp Bizkit to begin with?
>I'll message you soon
u at work?
no wait, i remember something about having a week off
i know im off for a week but i forget if you are aswell
My own fistula. Not going to describe or link.
I like when Fred did All In The Family with Korn tbh. Better days.
you get some ac/dc
oh yea, that was fun
shame we dont get stuff like that anymore
would of been fun with you for a week
Seriously? Daily? If you read my greentext you'd know how mortified I am of needles
How the fuck can you stay sane like that? What is your job?
Well, my job is like free time so i guess it still counts
Been listening to a lot of old Korn recently. Good stuff.
I give myself a needle once a fortnight. I panic when I don't know when the needle punctures my skin.
>tfw i have stuff planned for the week
>tfw when i wont be active in the threads
talking about semi old stuff
my roomate listens to alot of older bmth
i think he's trying to get me into them
What animals? If it's rodents then I could deal with it but have you ever cleaned out a turtle cage? Fuck
Holy shit I feel for you bro. I think if I had a disease that required regular injections I'd just die
Not daily. Just whenever anyone says anything with needles or I see needles I lose my shit.
Just going to get a flu shot makes me get super worried and stuff.
>what is your job
I don't have one kek
Going into lurk mode for a bit. Gotta pay attention here for a sec
>mfw Haven't had any shots in at least 7 years
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Well i guess i also got some reports to do this week
Ferrets cages are rank.
And I bet its not a fear of the needle itself, just the pain it represents. Ive fought that through lots of needles. None illegal though.
I have a snake, a spider, a gecko, and a bearded dragon. All of them except for the spider are really messy.
>gecko shit is easily one of the worst things you can smell, and snake shit comes pretty close
which one you looking for
>lil buddy spider
Wish I had the money for pets like that.
Dubs of truth. Thanks Gardie-san!>>680138044
Insufficient dubs, sorry. Need 77 or higher.
whichever one has that picture from spongebob that's like "who shitposts at this time in the morning" and then it's tomoko waking up?????
I still don't have fresh pasta.
Got a bit going on...
I will get there tho.
not me then
take your time
That's really hard. If it's pizza from Dominos or Papa Johns then pizza > burger, but if it's burgers from Wendy's then burgers > pizza
oh woop sorry about that mister
They aren't particularly expensive as long as you don't have too many.
ill be gone soon enough so no problem
I have to go to work now, I'll be here occasionally.
>not even going to do it himself.
Slow clap for the autist.
Just popping in to say good morning to everyone. Hope everyone has a good day and I'll be here later!
>hugs for all
Im only doing this for you
>and because i got quick break
You have a good day too, strange doggo person!
>strange doggo person
Sorry, still not entirely familiar with names.
>Dat captcha though
Nah that's fine dude. I thought it was kinda funny. It's Prinz.
Alright cya all later
I'm way too tired for this shit
How's everyone doing this morning?
Ahoy, just set up some coffee, plan on going out today and perhaps visit the ocean.
What's everyone up to, anyway?
It's night time here. Just been out having beers, ready for bed.
Hopefully sleeping soon, reading the Darkblade novels till I do.
Good morning smug queen, anything going on?
I will go with burgers, probably because I eat less of them but I think they have more potential to be unique.
Good to see you're still alive, did you sleep well?
Doing fine, but I woke up way too late and went straight for lunch instead of breakfast.
Trying to sleep, really. Probably going to pass out like normal.
Good night then, just incase you randomly fall asleep. How can you browse 4chin when trying to sleep tho?
you know it, I even wrote a great greentext earlier, but Karen is working on that
I'm bored. What should i do? Gaming or just read a book?
What they said. /waifu/ is an addiction, trying to get something important done with this tab open is about impossible.
Mobile. I use Clover.
Basic pizza is best pizza. Enjoy the meal!
Reading a book should be the superior activity, but what book is it and what games are you willing to play?
Orly? I will be waiting for it then. How many hours long was your streak? I was feeling kinda bad because I couldn't tell you goodbye or gratz or something before you left.
I can confirm that very well. Its literally impossible for me to study with waifu open, i end up alt tabbing every 15 secs or so.
I wonder what makes it so addictive, is it the hugbox releasing endorphin in our brain?
I hit the 28 hours of unbroken posting before I started hallucinating and getting muscle cramps
I was awake for 36 hours at that moment
Are you skipping classes or what?
If you really want to fall asleep you should turn it off asap. Staring at your phone screen before sleeping is terrible for your brain. On the other side I appreciate your company but don't want any harm for you.
Well that was great
What is everyone else up to?
I'm a little sick still but it's not so bad I can't go
The biggest appeal is that people can be themselves here and literally post and talk about NEARLY anything, usually without fear of somebody bashing them. It's a sort of camaraderie amongst anons, who share a mutual love for waifu all around, but can also come here as a sort of freedom, an escape from the world that tries to put them down and make them feel like shit.
TL;DR people can be themselves and for some that is huge.
Jesus, congratulations on your shitposting session, you will be reminded for your record.
>and I will smack you if you try to beat it yourself
I tend to lower the brightness a heap and not to stare at the screen, just check it every now and then.
Both my friend groups are nearly polar opposites in how I have to be, and work has young impressionable ladies, so this is a release for me to be who I am.
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Aye, I have a few good, close friends but even they wouldn't understand what it's like not being able to easily relate to and understand people.
>Impressionable young ladies
Kek, sounds like a schoolteacher or something.
Cook at a uni cafe. Most of the wait staff are 20 year olds.
That means you're also healthy enough to enjoy the day off! Just don't be stupid like me, I used to have an excel to keep track of how many times I skipped classes and how many times I had left to skip.
>The biggest appeal is that people can be themselves here and literally post and talk about NEARLY anything
That makes sense, even if outside /waifu/ the board gives you better anonymity you don't get the sense of community.
>usually without fear of somebody bashing them
Social anxiety curses us all. I also like how theres people from all around the world here with all kinds of tastes. For example, I discussed about music tastes (harsh noise) here that IRL I know literally no one who would consider such thing music.
>TL;DR people can be themselves and for some that is huge.
Thats a big plus for me for many reasons, I also have a hard time expressing my feelings when im surrounded by people, here I just have to type them so its much easier.
Thats better than staring with regular brightness, but its still hard for you to reach dreamland if your brain is constantly wondering if there is any update on /waifu/ for you to check.
We need to build a fucking wall.
Whatever they did on MySpace.
That would be "Rawr"
Particularly at your girlfriend.
Well, eyes are starting to close up, Im off for the night.
>my waifu never sleeps, always watching
Must be fun dealing with milennials, kek. I couldn't put up with that, I have a hard time dealing with the shitters who work under me constantly destroying my warehouse.
Yes, the fact that it's so easy to jump in and communicate with like minded individuals is almost therapeutic for some.
One of the most interesting things about that is that there's almost always someone in here who will have the same taste as you.
I'm sort of devoid of advanced emotion, can't feel anything for... well, anything. Coming here is nice though, I can engage in friendly banter and not be bashed for what I enjoy, though I try not to get too wrapped up in the hugbox here.
>It's why I lurk nearly 24/7
>Yes, the fact that it's so easy to jump in and communicate with like minded individuals is almost therapeutic for some.
Couldn't describe it better, I said it before and I will say it again, the sheer existence of this community amazes me, considering how 4chan works and the average content on /b/
>almost always someone in here who will have the same taste as you.
Yus its awesome, you can even find out more music here... or try different genres that you didn't know that existed. And this applies to every taste and not just music, like you found other Juri fans here.
>though I try not to get too wrapped up in the hugbox here.
I hope you don't, nothing great comes out of it, if you're "devoid of advanced emotion" like you say you are it shouldn't be a problem but I got hurt for things that happened here. Its a bit hard for me to admit since its so stupid but its true, at least I know I was not the only case and some anons even left the community because of this.
>One of the most interesting things about that is that there's almost always someone in here who will have the same taste as you.
This is actually the only thing I haven't gone into because I'm embarassed about my own taste in music
Why would it make you embarassed? Now im curious... and as Juri said no one will bite you for having a different taste.
Because I'm a youngfag I haven't picked like one certain genre. I kinda listen to everything and I basically like every genre from country to poison metal to classical to epic. However I have a preference for electro, drumstep and those kinds of feelgood music
>favorite album is still Gorillaz plastic beach
I'm kind of weird in my music taste
Call my grandma and try to explain it to her.